Madonna’s Fcked Up Face - Pass your meanest judgment

Leave young Faye Dunaway alone!

Theres never a shred of joy in her face . Even when shes smiling she looks miserable. Who cares about fame and fortune if this is what it does to you ?

She looks like Courtney Love if she had her face flattened with a frying pan.

It’s because she eats healthy clean vegan foods and works out. And uses a filtering app.

It’s unreal. It can’t be real. A woman who is almost 70 has no wrinkles

How strange to dye your bottle blonde hair to look like you’ve got dark roots. That really shows a dedication to the religion of eternal youth that most don’t have.

Looks like Portia Rossi after ten years with Ellen.

Her poor face looks like play dough

What is wrong with her eyes? They look dead.

When you have more money than you have taste or common sense...

[quote]Theres never a shred of joy in her face . Even when shes smiling she looks miserable. Who cares about fame and fortune if this is what it does to you ?

It’s called karma and getting the face you deserve. She’s shit on people all throughout her life and treated people like garbage and now she’s alienated everyone and the only people who will stay around her are her employees.

Shut your mouth R6!!!!

I believe she will be 62 tomorrow!

GrandMadonna needs give it a rest. Her record label put her out to pasture, it’s time for all of us to follow suit. Hey, Madame Tries Too Hard, we’re all very bored by now.

I wonder if she’s upset that Sean penn has married a much younger woman

Thanks for keeping us up to date on Madonna's every Insta post Janbot! We know you are absessed!

How long do we think it will be before Janet Jackson's nose right drops off?

It looks exactly like Michael's nose now.

I cannot believe that is Madonna. Used to be so pretty. I don't even want to know the amount of money she paid to look like that. We all get old, it is just the way it is. But to look like a freak. I guess she's getting what she deserves.

It’s like those dystopian movies about the future have come to pass. People are all fake and made of plastic and we are living in a hellhole.

Do you look directly at it you turn to stone.

No, R15, she's upset because she can't make ANY sense out of those commercials for Obsession.

Here's another pic.

I think I will have a nightmare looking at her pics

Clone, not the same Madonna we've been used to seeing.

She looks fine other than the clown lips (but half the women in Hollywood have those these days) and the ridiculous styling. If she dyed her hair darker and started dressing her age she’d look much better.

Why does it look like she lives in a hotel suite?

She really needs Mandy L's rock-hard bolt-ons and more filler in the lips to complete the look.

Fail.

She is the unusual looking one now and Cyndi is the pretty one.

R27 Cyndi is pretty? Fuck off. She was, is and never will be considered “ prett” STFU

I saw an article about that IG post that continued this gem. I cackled.

and an extremely fashionable, beaded iPhone necklace holder – which suggests it could be easier than ever for Lourdes to snatch away the phone and log her mother out of Instagram already.

Yes, Cyndi IS pretty. She looks like an edgy older woman who has her own style. She seems very comfortable with her age and who she is. Madonna on the other hand.....that bitch is losing it. She acts like she is still some beguiling young nymph, and all the men want to be with her. Nope. The only dudes who want to be around her now are paid to hang.

Yeah Cindy is pretty on Mars STFU

I've seen worse.

She wants to become a freak like creative legends like Michael Jackson. But she’s not a creative legend just a whorey aging pop tart who best decades are long past.

Like any 62 year old fish she has to pay if she wants to enjoy young quality sizemeat. Either in cash or in 'gifts' or in career opportunities.

She overdid the lips but for 61 she looks ok.

[quote]She looks fine other than the clown lips

And apart from having her whole face rebuilt to look like an alien. For comparison here's Madonna's one year younger sister Paula, who she uncannily resembled at one time.

Did she have a buccal or something? She didn’t always have cheekbones like that. There’s something radically different about her lower face.

She’s also fucked up her eyebrows. She posted a topless photo on IG a while back and she’s gained a bit of weight. Definitely not the 0% body fat look she had a couple of years ago.

She’s starting to look very Pete Burns.

Both of her ex-husband’s are happily married with new young wives while she’s 62 and all alone with only occasional visits from her paid dancer boytoy.

Madonna simply can't dress herself to save her life!

This frightening frock looks like a Home Ec project made from abandoned tablecloths and tea cozies!

r7 Exactly! 'See, no grey hairs here!' It's so exhaustingly vain.

I think she’d look fine, maybe even good, if she’d leave her mouth alone.

Madonna has done so much to her face in the last decade, I don't even know where to begin.

But the last two years, she has went into overdrive. Perhaps turning 60? It was the same when she turned 50, she got those cheek implants.

She looks so miserable and unhappy. So joyless. It's actually sad watching her because she used to liven up the stage. Watch the Who's That Girl or The Girlie Show tours. She looks like she's having fun. Now she looks like a walking corpse with a grotesque face.

I think part of her knows people are talking about her and how horrible she looks and perhaps she keeps feeding into it. But that's also just sad and pathetic. She seems to have no fulfillment in her life. Millions of dollars, six kids, an incredible art collection, Grammy Awards, access to the best designers and... she looks like that.

Ugh. I can't even make fun of the state of things in M's world because it just makes me sad now. Oh, well, the new remix single with Dua Lipa and Missy is really nice. I'm kind of hoping they don't make a music video.

How embarrassing for her. Isn't she embarrassed? I'm embarrassed for her.

R7 her hair is actually a wig. Google Madonna and her wigs. So the roots look is intentinal

I think they did make a video r45 and Madonna, being her usual cunty self, refused to be in it or wouldn't appear because she's still recovering.

She looks really bad

Have scientists determined the precise date she transitioned from innovative talent to desperate old woman? Was it the day of the 2003 VMAs, when she kissed Britney Spears in an attempt to maintain relevancy after "American Life" bombed?

I look at her now and can't believe it's the same woman who defined the 90s.

So the same Jan bot/ Gaga bot has posted numerous anti- Madonna threads. Funny how trolldar says 80% of the posts are from one poster. You’re triggered her song with Dua is headed for top 10.

I kind of feel sorry for her. She up and got old and has no clue what to do with herself or how to just be comfortable in her own skin. She is holding on to the past.

R48 - so they did. I missed it when it came out yesterday. Not sure Covid can be an excuse since Missy (who looks good) made it into the video.

I don't know what's worse - looking at Madonna's face or reading the comments from her deranged fans, calling her "beautiful" and "amazing".

She’s a walking dumpster fire.

R54 a lot of her fans really do come off as sycophants. Barf! The problem isn’t that she is in her sixties, it’s that she hasn’t learned how to accept her age and relinquish the spotlight gracefully. She has an impressive legacy and she is a pop icon. That should be enough for her. But it’s not. She insists on staying in the loop and hanging out with people who are young enough to be her grandkids, all the while acting as if they are her peers. It’s just icky. She tries way too hard to appear young and relevant. This bitch should not be so desperate for attention and approval. Sad, sad, SAD.

Trump trash.

Her face is getting bigger and bigger. Waiting for it to explode .....

Sean Penn - like any other hot hung RICH str8 guy - prefers young hot stinkhole, not grannies.

Obvs inspired by my wondrous cheeks!

R59 Basically another deluded old man being an atm machine

Omg, what has she done to herself?! She looks Asian now. Almost unrecognisable. This picture really shocked me. Doesn't she see how bad this is? How is it possible?

R53 Madge’s contribution.... I think she’s been into her stash of dolls again. She’s off her face on something!

She must be on some serious benzos and opiates. That’s why she got odd work done, in my opinion. Not in her right mind. Weird eye job and brow lift that has made her look Asian and too much filler or fat injections all over her face which have flattened her features. It’s sad. Never expected Madge to go off the deep end like this in all honesty. She always seemed so in control of her body, health, image, etc.. Perhaps it just got to be too much and she snapped. I sure would have.

Damn, Cyndi Lauper does look good for a 67 year old broad.

I think she's turning Japanese.

She took my advice and gave herself an enema with the vacuum cleaner.

This is one of her better pictures from the last few years.

Does anyone know how all this stuff - fillers, botox, etc. - actually feels in your face? I mean, would you be conscious of implants etc in your daily life? Her face is actually painful to look at - so stretched and, filters aside, not a line anywhere. Surely you would feel the tightness? Looks uncomfortable af.

I keep scrolling back to R1. Well done!

Yiikes, Madonna and her grandson.

Can you say, desperate?

You just know she's surrounded herself with people telling her "OMG Madge, you look younger every day!" and she responds in a croaky voice "I think I want you to say it every day, Rose!"

Does she ever take off that tangle of necklaces?

R5 She is not vegan. She eats chicken. I guess you missed this ass kissing piece by exhausting DL favorite, Roxanne Gay.

She looks like Madonna.

If she did that, R74, people could see her old lady wattle. Just like how she wears gloves to obscure her liver-spotted hands.

It’s not only the horrible plastic surgery, her eyes are completely dead. She takes multiple pics where she never smiles. Bitch, by doing that, you’re not going to look 25 again. It’s only makes you look disturbing and pathetic.

R78 it’s also the inappropriate clothes and straggly hair with fake brown roots.

Look at the ruffled too she’s wearing in OP’s photo and her long, thin hair. Both age her her. Imagine she wore sleek, tailored clothing and had her hair done a soft brown at shoulder length. It would make a huge difference. And also, as said above, if she stopped scowling.

Ruffled TOP ^

R79 she probably thinks this crap makes her look younger too. The woman is delusional and a mess.

Part of her looks like that nanosecond before the bug hits the window.

She also reminds me a little bit of that shot from Titanic, where Jack sinks.

She even redid her nose. I can’t believe how sad and pathetic she has become.

Amanda Lepore...that's all I have

White Geisha look

She's totally lost the plot, and it's sad. Like the above poster, I never thought Madonna would turn into this, I thought she would've had her shit together a little more. The problem is that for some time now she has desperately tried to be relevant to the younger generation and it just looks pathetic, she cannot accept the fact that she's a legacy artist. It happens to everybody, there's nothing wrong with being a legacy artist but Madonna just can't deal. The young generation have their own artists from their own generation who they follow, they have no interest in somebody who's old enough to be their grandmother.

You wonder, was she the strong, deliberate genius marketer/talent all these years, or was she just a shock jock? Because she sure seems to be embarrassing herself and I can’t believe that’s a strategy.

The comparison with Michael and Janet Jackson is apt because the thing that stands out most for me is how she's systematically eliminated as much of her ethnic identity as possible. That luscious Italian beauty has been replaced by Faye Dunaway Jr.

R87 She had a team of creative gay men behind her, as does Gaga.

She’s 62 today. God help her.

She looks like a female Dorian Gray iif the painting were a Margaret Keane portrait— or an older alien gray/human hybrid.

The lack of intelligence and joy in her face is astonishing. She always looks like every tooth in her head hurts.

She's smart. I don't know about her capacity for enjoyment at this point, since she's been a monster pretty much from the start.

It feels like as pointless an existence as Michael Jackson and Elvis at the end.

r78 lol With all the shit in her face, she probably couldn't smile if she wanted to.

Her team makeup, filters, and Photoshop thank you for their support!

R86 I always thought that too. That she was much more controlled and realistic about her future and legacy. Sad.

She looks marvelous!

Stunning. Brave.

R69 I've had fillers before and you don't feel them

I was always a huge fan, but she started losing me when she began wearing that stupid mouth grill. And it looks like she's still wearing it in that video at r63.

Sad and pathetic.

Her photoshop is done by Industrial Light & Magic.

All that money spent on her face and she didn't even bother to get a hand lift or fillers injected into the backs of them to smooth them out.

R100 fillers in the hands don't usually work because there's too much muscle and movement

[italic]What have you done to him?? What have you done to his eyes, you maniacs?!?!

It's sad to see her do this to herself. She looked fine not that long ago during her Madame X phase.

When did she get that eye job? I think she may have worn it to hide her eye work and I'm just now noticing it.

She's done so much to her face. i didn't realize that she was that addicted to plastic surgery. She's done a lot the last 15 years or so but it wasn't invasive to the point that it was horrible. There were times when she appeared in public too soon, but the work settled.

It does make sense that she would go in hard with plastic surgery. Since she would be obsessive with running, yoga, Kabbalah, etc. She always goes to the extreme with whatever fad she's interested in at the moment.

But the problem is she's gone too far. Lips, eyes, nose, brows. She doesn't seem to be able to leave anything alone. It's sad.

I used to think she was so smart and observant but I'm wondering if that was more Freddy and Liz. They seemed to keep her in line. Guy Oseary is useless.

Fresh out of the shower, before wig and makeup

^^I meant to say that I think Madonna wore the eye patch to hide her eye work

Do you suppose it's low self esteem? How can she have had it all and wound up a hot mess?

Many attribute it to when her marriage to Guy Ritchie ended but now I'm not so sure. For her to go to these lengths to not only allow her face to be butchered like that, but to actually PAY someone to do that, there's some deep-rooted issues there.

She’s getting ready to receive Marco Polo apparently.

I still shake my head at the surgeons who won't just say: enough. I won't do it.

What a way to make a living, distorting faces.

Gollum

She has the face of someone who just sucked a smelly cock and it is about to throw up.

I've met met her. I've never met someone so humorless. A complete uninteresting bore.

I liked her as a middle-class Lolita.

I don’t think fillers are the main culprits on her face. I think Madge took heart the criticism few years ago that her face was over-filled and chipmunk-like. I think the reason her face looks so odd is from over-tightening the skin on her multiple (yes she’s had mire than one) facelifts. Facelifts don’t so much as address wrinkles as they do with sagging.

There are many types of facelifts but when when overdone they all give off a pulled too tight look. Natural faces even young ones, do have degrees of wrinkles and even sagging, so Madge’s love of botox along with pulled/ tucked tight face all combine to give off an alien vibe. Alien because the face looks static and immovable. when your face is pulled this tight you avoid smiling because your muscles have to work harder, as in you actually have to forcefully use them, in order to form smiles.

Death Becomes Her

She used to have too much filler in the front of her cheeks. Now it looks to me like there's too much filler on the sides of them. It changed the shape of her face and not for the better. Her eyes are a different shape now too.

[R115] She’s probably so neurotic about aging that she doesn’t want to smile, lest it cause crow’s feet!

In terms of health and all her purported healthy ways, any kind of plastic surgery when you have to go under has a certain amount of risk. My uncle was a heart surgeon and he was firmly against any surgery that isn’t necessary for not only that reason, but because after every surgery there’s disintegration to your overall fitness and brain function. He believed that it should never be taken lightly. Nowadays people get elective surgery as if they’re going to the car wash. It’s now obvious that she doesn’t care that much about health, only about being embalmed.

R118, how does surgery cause a decline in your overall fitness and brain function? That's scary. I've never heard that before.

It looks like Madonna is putting on weight.

crusty old jolie laide Sandra is easier to look at.

[R119] Because it takes a toll on your body to recover from. Your immune system suffers a big shock and has to go into overdrive to mend your body, and as you get older it becomes more and more difficult. Being put under anesthesia can also be deadly, and is always risky and has long term affects, especially, once again, with age. Both my parents have had a lot of disintegration after knee and kidney surgeries. My mother complains of dizziness and loss of equilibrium since her knee replacement and my dad has constant fatigue/confusion. Madonna may be suffering some of these things and popping pills to feel better. Celebrities have better access to dr feel good than we mortals do.

she always have a resting bitch face but now its permanent.

R121, good info. I bet Madonna thinks she's the exception and that she'll never suffer any consequences from too much surgery.

After today, she proclaims that everyday shall be her birthday. Into the Wooooods!

I admit, her face is fucked up.

I finally remember where I've seen her before!

she was actually really good in this movie.

P.S. R31 = Madonna.

Faye Dunaway trying to reprise her role as Mommy Dearest.

How long does it take to darken bleached hair to look like you don’t have gray hair? I must admit Madge’s dedication to appearing youthful is no joke.

I once saw Pete Burns who was dining with a friend at a Chinese restaurant, about 3 years before he died. I was at a table next to his, and my night club manager friend recognized him right away. I looked his way and sure enough there was Pete, whose face looked eerily like Madge’s face today.

Doesn’t she have any girlfriends to advise her?

R129 I somehow doubt Madonna has any real "friends."

R54 Her fans are half of the problem. They won’t fucking call her out and tell her the truth. They refuse to admit when she releases shitty music, does a shitty show, is acting like a cunt, or has fucked with her face. Then of course they are delusional as their idol so maybe they don’t know any better.

From the moment she got ass implants it was never going to get better, only worse.

When she stuck her tongue down Drake's (?) throat and seeing his repulsed reaction should have been a wake up call to her.

Plenty of fans call her out on social media but they get chased out by the overzealous fans who want Madonna to "please follow me!" and other desperate losers.

Madonna's fans have been jumping ship for years. There was a great UK fan site called Madonnalicious. It was very, very busy circa the Confessions era. Then Hard Candy came out and there was a considerable drop in visitors. You could tell there was a major shift. Then Lady Gaga released her first album and the whole "Madonna vs. Gaga" thing caused even more alienation. The plastic surgeries, shitty music like MDNA and late arrivals at concerts eventually led to Madonnalicious retiring the fan forum. I don't even know the site still exists. Since it was UK based, I remember one of the shows Madonna did for MDNA I believe, she was very late and most fans had to find other means to get home because the transit system had closed for the night. I think a lot of bitterness still stems from that.

People associate Madonna more nowadays with the horrible plastic surgeries and ass implants and her bizarre Instagram posts than her chart-topping hits of the past.

This one looks very photoshopped. And she resembles a blond Asian woman. I really thought Madonna was a big enough star and together enough not to go down the compulsive cosmetic procedure path. It’s kind of sad. I guess she kind of screwed up.

Is that an Oriental woman in OP’s post?

The video she posted on Instagram shows a ton of bottles on the table. What a mess.

Pill bottles.

OMFG, her fake ass in the video. No wonder her bones are breaking.

R124 =

She’s about 50 lbs overweight these days.

R130 OK, but what about a stylist?!

She’s smoking weed.

R142 no stylist who wants to keep his/her job would dare tell Madge how she really looks.

Dont understand why you gays think she looks horrible. i think she's gorgeous.

R137 and R138, holy crap! I didn't notice that before. That's too many different meds for one person to be taking.

Even the biggest superstars lose relevancy as they age and a new generation comes along. It happens to all of them. Sinatra, Fleetwood Mac, Springsteen, etc. Nobody can stay at the center of the culture forever, but Madonna lasted a lot longer than most. Still, it happened to her and apparently she thought she would be the exception to the rule, but there are no exceptions.

Anybody has the link to the video ?

I might be seeing things but is that a cup of syringes on the counter above her bill bottles?

By my count there are 18 pill bottles and about 10 syringes in a cup above them. Also there is what looks like a half-finished alcoholic drink on the sink.

^^ PILL bottles

All you Karens saying she's abusing drugs are a hoot.

Yes the syringes must be heroin!!!! LOL

Madame X? More like Grandma Donna.

What could those syringes be? Steroids?

Maybe she has the diabeetus.

Vitamin B12 most likely

If you could still buy part of Manhattan with a trunk full of cheap beads, she’d own it all.

R24 she’s always had full lips. Here she is in 1990. I like how she looks right now..I think her last session of whatever she did has settled in and I like her hair style right now..long straight and frilly.

As one ages their lips get smaller not BIGGER

She looks like a bitchy alcoholic Polish housewife now.

R160 how DARE you!

All of that plastic surgery & she never got a decent nose job. Get the nose shortened & narrowed, bitch.

R158 No, Madge never had full, big lips. She penciled her lips especially upper lip past her natural lip lines. It was evident in the ‘80s when she did it, and now with the grotesque lip fillers. Naturally full lips like, say, Angelina Jolie’s look very different from injected ones.

Look at how overly-drawn her lips were here? Definitely not full lips.

Madonna got collagen around The Immaculate Collection and then it wore off and didn't refresh.

[quote] Imagine she wore sleek, tailored clothing and had her hair done a soft brown at shoulder length. It would make a huge difference. And also, as said above, if she stopped scowling.

Agree. That ruffle dress and horrible necklace are made for an adolescent girl. Why can't she wear something sophisticated that complements her age. She's beginning to look like Bette Davis in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? Can't she afford a stylist?

Madonna's problem is that she is not even going for 50 or mid 40's in both her clothing and surgery. She's really going for 20 something pop star. That dress, the beaded rave necklace. Madonna looked great in her 40's after she had Rocco. She has strong features which gave her that unique, striking look, but she's softened them all out. Did you see her crepey grandma arm in the photo where she is smoking weed. Madonna, look how you want but if you could only see what we see. d 60

R163 what fucking difference does it make then if she’s always made them appear big and she’s continuing to do so? If she’s pencilled them in all through the 80s up to now? If she always made them look big, then that’s what we’re accustomed to seeing. She should carry on we don’t want to see with thin lips now. It’s not like she’s making herself look like Katie price.

She’s always had full lips whether she pencilled them in or not.

That pic at r169 is not what I'd call "full lips."

Her natural lips were more of a classic beauty shape, with a Cupid's bow. None of this overfilled, bee sting nonsense.

She’s got that Cushingoid swelling, I don’t think it’s plumpers or fillers (who says “load up my temples with filler!”?)

She’s taking some kind of steroids.

^^ Maybe it’s prednisone. Or some kind of HGH.

She had SO much hair on her arms and now she has none. Lasers?

R173 or old age. Hair on my arms and legs has been decreasing as I hit my 50s

I just wanted to say she looks pretty good here. All that’s missing is that mischievous smile.

Happy birthday Madge!

I see she’s wearing her grill again.

Oh no

Happy Birthday, Madame X!

I think she wears grills because she thinks she’s a G because she dated Tupac.

I miss Madame X already!

Did anyone really think this cunt would age to be a regular old granny? Of course this bitch would die an old freak of nature.

Last year, her lipstick was overdrawn.

R178 that was her absolute worst look in all the videos she’s ever made. She looked fat and short in that video and just generally frumpy.

Ever since her her dematologist died Dr. Brandt, she seems to be lost as to handle aging gracefully. Very sad actually. Who the hell is doing this surgery it looks so kitchen table down in the dominican republic.

"Fat?"

"Short?"

"Frumpy?"

"Asian?"

I can't stand her talentless ass or her famous old music. I was born in 1983 and nobody was much interested in Madonna when I grew up. What is curious to me is why everytime she posts a new photo - hundreds of posts and opinions appear on Datalounge from ANCIENT white gay men, reliving their youth. Good or bad memories aside - Madonna just aint' that special. Her talent was minimal and her legacy is quite separate from her small talent. She grasps onto whatever is left it seems. But she's boring as fuck. As is her music. And the bitch can't sing but 5 notes well. She attempted a few more.

Her face was also particularly puffed up in that video. It’s funny cause she looked so gorgeous in crave and that mess of a video after. Reminds me of her video for jump where she really showed her real age.

"My cravings get dangerous!"

CRAVE!

Overwrought DL-ers think Madame X should be covered up or something.

She looks okay.

I'm shocked, shocked I tells ya, that a woman whose mother died when she was 5 years old, leaving her to be raised by an overbearing father, grew up to have low self esteem and other issues.

Most people with low self esteem don’t butcher their face to look like an alien, not even the rich ones who could afford surgery.

[quote]She had SO much hair on her arms and now she has none. Lasers?

No, that's from menopause. Also, women who need a complete hysterectomy, due to cancer or other serious health issues, usually start losing body hair. That includes the hair on the head, which usually becomes thinner, lots of women experience diffuse hair loss in menopause, some don't.

In menopause, body hair either disappears completely or becomes wispy thin and white.

Sharon Stone on IG today Aug 16. In tears 😢

It's hilarious that Madonna gets her roots dyed a dark color, then gets the rest of her damaged looking hair dyed that awful blond shade, yet, we know her roots are likely grey or white at this point. She's only deluding herself.

I’m disappointed. You gays are NOT mean enough.

Cf., Kristin Scott Thomas (b. 1960). Here is a woman who has aged with grace and dignity.

When Madge finally croaks there would be no need to embalm her. Her well-preserved body a la Evita Peron would be shown in the world tour called Madame Ex. Her stans would be able to see her up close in her eternal sleep encased in airtight glass coffin.

Well, she looks better than those puffy fillers and extra lbs. of the past couple years. Looks like she's gearing-up for an album and possible tour.

Long Live Madonna!

Ah, Kristen looks fantastic and lovely and happy R200. Why don't we see more of her in film? She's was kind of arch, but now she's at a better age for it. Give her something Meryl doesn't want. She's bound to be better and far more beautiful.

Madonna has lived a life of excess. So now - her ancient fan will say how healthy she ate and her strict spiritual and hard work practices. Her insistence on no booze or drugs. That IS a life of extremes. That lead to her to ginormous ASS implants and I suspect some hard drugs after 50. Who the fuck but a porn star or Kardashian gets ASS implants? So, Madonna is a mess of drugs and champagne and prescriptions for the pain. And a skin care line? Did anyone need the money less than Madonna? Who the fuck launches a very expensive skin care line on Jimmy Fallon - when her faced was pumped full of fillers, hard contour implants, sporting her second eye job and a full on YANK? Botox and peels are just for Ramona.

Madonna is nuts. No really nuts. At least Whitney had crack. And talent. And an excuse.

Dolly Parton is all kinds of wrong looking. But no one really cares. Because she is a wonderful woman with enormous talent and a strong desire to remain relevant through her work. She's maybe the most talented woman in the music industry. Still succeeding & still caring.

Madonna is a moron. She always was. Teenage girl antics in a senior citizen are grotesque. But those implants and that face work? She's nuts. I feel sorry for anyone like her. But not for her. She's too unlikable. This is the same bitch who said when she wrote a children's book that she had NEVER before done anything for anyone other than herself. She said it like it was insight. At 40 fucking years old. I was a teen, but I'll never forget it. She's not human. She *wrote* the book because she had a child. She's a crass commercial product that was once or twice inspired in her private life to make some less crappy crap. She can afford to fuck with her face and implant her ass. I don't even think she looks that bad. Weird and desperate, but not too bad. What she appears to be is a humiliation to herself and her own name. And she wants people to witness her gross display of personal failure everyday? Nope.

Cher and Dolly look weird and yet... their warm personalities seem to make you forget all the surgeries they've had. They're fun. They poke fun at themselves. And they are smart and witty.

But Madonna has become so dour, so joyless, so humourless, that all you see is the shitty plastic surgeries. I do miss the Madonna of Blond Ambition and The Girlie Show. She actually was cute and funny back then.

She has fully transitioned into Pete Burns!

[quote]But Madonna has become so dour, so joyless, so humourless, that all you see is the shitty plastic surgeries. I do miss the Madonna of Blond Ambition and The Girlie Show. She actually was cute and funny back then.

Are you kidding? Her idea of humor was being a total cunt and making fun of other people and got off on making them miserable. Did you never see Truth or Dare? She’s always been warped.

Twin sisters!

People should get to make their own choices and live their own lives.

That being said, let’s plan her intervention and subsequent career moves:

The next time she pulls a manic stunt on Instagram, her loved ones should insist she give up the internet for 30 days for a retreat. It’s a good time if she has nothing to promote.

Then she can come back with a more polished SM presence while she rides her greatest hits records 2021/2022.

Maybe a few live shows but she shouldn’t push it. This should all lead up to a NETFLIX show of her greatest hits show.

Then she can go out with style on the music front and can focus on her side projects of art/activism and not have to mush them all together.

But she is not winning hearts and minds these days with her bizarre antics. She’s not pushing the envelope anymore and she can’t seem to hit the mark.

I think she needs a new creative team or perhaps bring some people back from previous success periods.

She needs to get her act together.

Madonna’s whole thing was mystique and intrigue but it’s hard to keep that up when you post selfies in the bathroom.

[quote]I was born in 1983 and nobody was much interested in Madonna when I grew up.

I'm only a few years older than you and Madonna was huge with lots of people when I grew up.

Working with people who she had success with is pointless. She won't listen. Which is why the collaboration with Diablo will be a complete disaster that will not come to fruition, at least not with Diablo finishing the final draft.

Part of what made Madonna successful was her instinct of working with the best, but also collaborating with them (at least in music).

But she's had so much success for so long, she probably thinks she's the sole reason for her success, forgetting how integral Jellybean, Mark Kamins, Nile Rodgers, Pat Leonard, Stephen Bray,. Shep Pettibone, William Orbit all were to it. And collaborating again doesn't necessarily always work. Orbit basically said she was not present for MDNA. Magic didn't strike twice.

R210 Madonna has NEVER been about mystique and intrigue. She’s literally thrown everything at the wall for over 35 years with varying degrees of stick. I’ve always been a fan, but she really needs to give this attention whore and plastic surgery shit up. But of course she won’t, because this is the only way she gets attention anymore. It stopped being about her music like 20 years ago.

Her latest pic. She looks disgusting

The poster who said that Madonna's never been the same since Freddy DeMann and Liz Rosenberg retired is probably correct. They knew how to deal with her. Guy Oseary has always been useless.

Wow she really looks good there r214. I wonder how retouched that photo is. I don’t think you’ve seen her when she looks disgusting quite frankly, this is good.

Madge 1990

Madge 2020

Guys new wife is stunning

And shes getting that hot daddy dick from Guy.

Madonna just posted clips from her party in Jamaica. It looked fun but she looks so old compared to everyone else. They all look under 30 except the musicians.

Her new video. Bitch needs to give it up

Another embarrassing photo. Why can’t she just fuck off

What a fucking MESS!

She can't smoke weed because she's preserving her vocal cords?

LMAO. Bitch can't even sing.

Ohhh, Grandmadonna is SO edgy!🙄

R156 The syringes are unlikely to be B12 which only needs to be administered every couple of months. No need to have them out in the open unless you were using them every day. Not tooth bleach, why would tooth bleach have plungers that are color-coded? Strange, but at least it's not like Whitney's crack bathroom.

R210 Madonna was never about mystique!

Guy has a punchable face. Looks like the grizzlier version of Diplo.

I seriously don't get the hate. I don't listen to pop music so its not like I'm a stan or anything but I don't understand all the hate. I love rock and I've never seen people treat rock legends with the same disregard you people treat madonna and she's younger than Mick Jagger.

That was the point of the thread, the assignment.

R230 she’s Madonna and it’s TRENDY to hate her and gays like to be trendy. Just saying

Madonna and her daughter

She’s so edgy 😏

She probably didn't inhale.

Why is Lourdes dressed like a hooker at her mother's b-day party?

Those prison tattoos on Lourdes are horrible. Why do these rich kids do that to themselves?

Madonna looks younger than Lourdes, which was just what she wanted for her birthday!

Why did she mess with her nose? I can see getting Botox. Facelift. She is completely lost it. Her kids are going to have to have her committed in a few years.

Her nose looks the same it always has

R230. Madonna is not a rock legend. As queasy as Mick Jagger is in old age, he's not making a daily fool of himself on social media. Madonna is not a victim of misogynist hate. She's one of the biggest selling POP artists of all time. Her fans are slaves and no straight man ever liked her. Because her music is mostly terrible or very clubby and GAY. What she's done with her enormous success and money and accolades is her own fault. She wouldn't have a great legacy because she can't sing, but her accomplishments and domination of culture might have counted for something. She's dismantled her own legacy. Not because (like Mick) she is a rock star, but because she can't bear not to be seen or paid attention to for long. Her music is not inventive. She's never said an intelligent remark in her life about her music. She's POP. And she gives pop music a bad name to be honest.

Annie Lennox, Cher and Dolly are all respected. They continue to have an audience and some success. Must be a few more like them. Madonna is obsessed with looking like Gwen Stefani's uglier old stepsister. That's on her. She is rightfully insecure about her talent. But she's not YOUNG. And she should get that. Mick Jagger is OLD. And he looks it. What else he can do, I don't care. But to compare Madonna to the Stones is sacrilegious and stupid. She's a minnie mouse who had her eye on the times and kept that prize for close to 20 years. That's the lifespan of any pop artist in terms of new material and change. But if your success depends on being naked and bad dancing, then it's too late to start playing guitar at 45. God bless her.

The public is done with Madonna, but Madonna is not done with the public. Fuckface is a mess of a human being. She can't admit it or confess to it, because she is far too stupid to realize it. She'll never have to, but she should go away. Mick Jagger goes away. He's mostly always away. Why does Madonna want to compete with the Kardashians? Because they got famous the same way.

Madonna has lots of Brazilian fans, it seems. Anyone know why?

What a bunch of BS effeminate 240 wrote. Most rock legends can't sing either. You must live in a femme bubble if you think no straight men ever liked Madonna. I mostly used Jagger because he's over 70.

R240 go n eat a bag of dicks.

Nah, I doubt that I am the effeminate one in this discussion R242. You seem like a very sensitive old white man. Very gay for someone who isn't a Madonna fan. I'm not even 40 years old. I've never met a straight man or anyone under 50 who knows much about Madonna's music. Her sound is very thin. Many more people are aware of the Rolling Stones music. Madonna's face is just more OUT there. Kind of my point. She's had so many faces. Not much talent.

R240 basically sums it up, along with other few posters. Madonna has been DONE for a long time. She just can’t accept it. She has two routes she can take. Be a elder stateswoman for the music industry, dress appropriately, do something with the hair and let the plastic surgery settle, or play the asshole everyday on social media. She chooses the latter. She has nothing to prove anymore music wise. She’s got more money than God. At this point, in her feeble mind, it’s the only way she can stay relevant. She was part of the zeitgeist for so long, but it’s over and never coming back. These are the facts Madge.

Ditto R240 and R245. Madonna's been dragging these antics on for far at least a decade too long, though it's only gotten really ugly in the last 5 years or so. I remember Courtney Love going through a similar crisis for relevancy circa 2010 when she put out "Nobody's Daughter" as a "Hole" record, but she quickly learned from that mistake and has since moved on, occasionally acting and putting out the odd song or two—she has, shockingly enough, managed to keep it somewhat classy. Madge, on the other hand, at 62, is baring her ass every other day on Instagram.

"Wait a minute, haven't I seen you before? I know your face. You're Madonna, used to fill huge arenas, you used to be big!"

[quote]I've never met a straight man or anyone under 50 who knows much about Madonna's music.

Please. People in their 40s grew up with Madonna and were a major fan base of hers.

^ Ok boomer.

Sorry r249 Madonna was THE Gen X icon for gay men. Yes, she's ridiculous now, but you can't take away the impact she had. Don't know why you hate her so much.

BTW, I'm not a Boomer.

[quote]But Madonna has become so dour, so joyless, so humourless...

Has BECOME?????

Do people not see her eyes point in 2 different directions ?

She can be a real bitch but I don’t believe for a second that she drinks and does drugs. She might drink socially or pretends to be a bad girl but this cunt has tremendous self discipline for decades

R253 is delusional. She’s fat as fuck, butchered her face and body, is addicted to pills and is a drunk.

Barf.

....

Sad.

She's a work of art!

Don't want to imagine what saggy mess her face looks like when all those fillers wear off.

In the words of Camille Paglia, present day Madonna is a betrayal of the old Madonna!

Holy shit, she really looks like Bette Davis in r255's pic.

I wonder how much her falling and hitting her head contributed to a change in her mental health.

Welcome to Jamaica! Madonna sure is nuts. Nice dress though. Do they have CoronaVirus in Jamaica?

I'm disgusted she even went to Jamaica, given their horrible treatment of gays

Madonna only cares about the gays when she has those $3,000 front-row tickets to sell.

R230 rock legends tend to have some talent.

R262 Bette would slap the shit out of your faggot ass if you compared that Tranny looking monster to her!

R261 Bette would slap the shit out of your faggot ass if you compared that tranny looking monster to her!

R75, Good grief, is there anything that Roxane Gay won't give her two cents on?

No, r269. Roxane Gay has to give her asshole opinions on absolutely everything and if you don't like it you're a racist, a misogynist and a fat-shamer!

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R270 That fat cunt is an eyebrow nazi!

What is felt the most is an immense loneliness. I also have the impression that she is bored. The best of her life is behind her. I believe she is terribly alone. Surrounded by ass-licking but very lonely. She has never met a man of her caliber. She lives in the most superficial environment on earth so how do people want her to be surrounded by people telling her the truth? She is very cultured and very intelligent so IMO she is aware of all this. Her gaze is sagging but I can see a great sadness there.

Yeah there are no cultured and intelligent men, highly successful in their careers. Poor, lonely Madonna. No men of her stature around.

Her real lips

There are no men at her level unless there ElviS was still alive

Real lips 2

R276 Hmmm... Someone like David Bowie would have been better for her. A super creative man, a genius and as cultured as she is. Elvis was not creative, not "special" enough

Stop insulting David Bowie.

The undertaker needs to finish his work before the viewing. I would suggest a closed casket for the services to maintain at least a semblance of normalcy. Otherwise, she looks fabulous!

R279 I'm not insulting him. He was a genius i said, and to me he also was sexy as fuck!

I thought I was looking at an old Asian woman.

He would never be attracted to anyone as shallow as Madonna.

Lordy the stunning. Madonna has very little of the musicality and creative range of David Bowie.

She's an accomplished pop songstress and a money maker. That's about it.

R283 True. He would rather fuck Mick Jagger anyways ...

R269 NOPE!

R283 that’s a very odd statement. Madonna is much more commercially successful than David who was not even remotely attractive. He may have not been attracted to her but I can say the same for Madonna. Look at the men she have dated, all of whom are far better looking and much sexier than him.

Only Elvis and Michael have sold more albums than Madonna BUT Madonna beats them both when it comes to touring.

R288 You must be the only person I ever read who dares to say Bowie wasn't attractive. He was extremely handsome and with a charisma that blew everyone away. Artistically Bowie far surpasses Madonna. I'm not even talking about his voice and his genius. He was way more handsome than all the guys she fucked. Take the shit out of your eyes

Omg. A fun thread about plastic surgery has taken an ugly turn. I’m sorry, ghost of Mr. Bowie. I’m sure you don’t care anyway!

Why do people say David Bowie faked his death?

[quote]Madonna has very little of the musicality and creative range of David Bowie.

No female artist ever has.

R288 is the most idiotic stanning of 2020.

R292 Kate Bush. She’s even better.

Nope, r294. Kate Bush was always niche and an acquired taste. She's never been all that well-known in America. She has some good stuff, but she's overrated.

R294 Nah! Not even her

Bowie was unique, no one can do what he did

Different strokes for different folks. Your opinions are not fact. Stats are.

She looks like a outtake from Death Becomes Her, like she died and was mummified in 1989 and has been walking the Earth since hoping nobody notices she's a walking corpse.

She looks like she had herself flayed and her skin replaced with latex. She looks like she's now made of the same stuff they make high-end sex toys out of.

[quote] Different strokes for different folks.

She looks like she's on more drugs than Dana Plato was on when she died.

When you have had as many facelifts as Madonna, does the skin start to split? Any docs reading? I knew a woman whose nose split after a procedure.

No r302

R295 Bush is underrated. And being “niche” doesn’t diminish her talent. No, she isn’t as famous and popular as Madonna but she is far more talented.

Bush also writes her own songs. Did Bowie? I though he had co-writers.

R302 that is one of the most horrific things I’ve ever read. Thanks for that mental image!😮

R304 Bowie wrote all his songs

Kate Bush is no doubt talented, but she's not in the same league as Bowie. Her voice is best in small doses.

See also: Amos, Tori

Madonna's in her Try Hard phase. She's always strived to be taken seriously when she just doesn't have the chops for it. She's trying really hard to in this older tortured artist phase, a la one of her biggest influences, Frida Kahlo.

I’m put off by the fact she uses Colgate, can’t she afford better toothpaste?

having a mid-life crisis 20 years too late.

i never saw any talent except selling a fake version of sexy and liberated, mostly copied from fashion magazines. but at least she was attractive, once.

Doesn't matter what kind of toothpaste you use on implants R309. Same with veneers. They don't discolour or absorb odors. Colgate is the least weird thing about Madonna. What about the $240 face cream she sells - when she doesn't even have real skin?

R311 but Colgate contains sodium lauryl sulfate, which is an industrial detergent and linked with stomach cancer.

The majority is great at selecting value!

What percentage of Madonna is actually real?

Her investment portfolio is no doubt very real and very secure.

The bitches ass is injected full of cement, but you're worried about sodium lauryl sulfate R313? Old gays are so dumb. You eat feces but are worried about aspartame and sls in every product on the shelf?

Madonna got over her clean living ways, a long time ago. She eats meat, does drugs and drinks hard liquor to excess - she's also on steroids, painkillers and other meds. There is no dietary way to avoid illness or cancer. Grow the fuck up.

Yeah, the whole "Madonna is so disciplined/works out every day" thing doesn't apply anymore. I don't think she even really exercises anymore. I don't think she can anyway.

She thinks her bf likes her big ass. She was "teasing" him with it in her latest video.

BARF.

And least she’s enjoying herself these days.

[quote]i never saw any talent except selling a fake version of sexy and liberated, mostly copied from fashion magazines.

???? Madonna didn't copy anyone when she first hit the scene. Her look was her own, and helped define the 80s.

Madonna made those looks famous when she became almost an overnight sensation but she was dressing like a lot of arty Downtown/Brooklyn and London ratty, club people, squatters.

Madonna still has dirty ankles. That's the best description of her I ever heard. Y'all can tell she never learned to wash herself properly.

Most noticeable is that she looks really mean.

Her new pic today. This woman looks so old and ugly. She looks 80 to me

Why does she keep wearing those awful extensions???

^^ because she thinks it makes her look young.

She looks so nubile, so untouched like a precious pearl that has survived all of life’s hardships without a scrape or bruise on her pure, unfurrowed brow.

She looks so nubile, so untouched like a precious pearl that has survived all of life’s hardships without a scrape or bruise on her pure, unfurrowed brow.

Shes got the hands of an 85 year old yenta from Boca vista.

I'm sure her boyfriend loves eating our her snatch. I wonder if she gets tune-ups done on her vagina?

[quote]Madonna made those looks famous when she became almost an overnight sensation but she was dressing like a lot of arty Downtown/Brooklyn and London ratty, club people, squatters.

There was no Brooklyn hipster scene when Madonna came to NYC, what the fuck are you talking about? Bushwick, in particular, was still a working class area of Brooklyn which was still somewhat dangerous. It was filled with families, not hipsters. There was no hipster scene in NYC back then. The artsy/creative crowd in NYC were living downtown, in Greenwich Village, the LES, Soho and Tribeca.

As for Madonna's 'style'. A designer named Marisol, or whatever her name was, helped create Madonna's look.

Madonna also copied the elevator girl at Danceteria, a tiny Puerto Rican chick with a Mohawk who wore those black rubber bracelets which were used by plumbers. The PR girl also wore layered see-through black tank tops and basically everything else Madonna stole. Get your facts straight. Madonna hasn't got one original bone in her skanky body.

Madonna herself has admitted she dressed like everybody else at Danceteria was dressing at the time. But she also put her own spin on it.

R330 well you are wrong because Madonna was squatting in Brooklyn and Queens and Manhattan and what's your dumbass point about "hipster"? Art kids were all over the Manhattan and the boroughs. Madonna ran with a Pratt crowd. Pratt is in Brooklyn dumbass. My ex squatted with her.

What a sad thing to see. Gay men turning on an icon who has been there for US. Madonna has been in the trenches with us from DAY ONE. She spoke up about gay rights and AIDS long before these opportunistic, patronizing cunts like Gaga did because they knew they needed the gays in their pocket.

I bet many people's first exposure to two men kissing was in Truth or Dare. I remember seeing it in a cinema outside of Toronto in 1991. The entire cinema recoiled in fear. But Madonna made people look at their own fears, insecurities and their sexuality.

She may be a bitch, she may be eccentric, her face may be fucked up, but there's no denying her accomplishments, and we shouldn't forget what she stood for. Remember "In This Life"? She recorded that in 1992. AMFAR had already honoured her for her activism and fundraising in the early '90s. She promoted safer sex in her 1989 album Like a Prayer. But here we are, trashing her as if all those accomplishments never happened.

The truth of the matter is the reason people hate Madonna is because they're jealous of her. They're jealous that she used her limited talent and became the world's biggest pop star, and for a time, she was the world biggest pop culture icon. She got lots of hot dick, and made lots and lots of money while you sat on your asses wishing you had done this or that, fucked more guys, got into shape, traveled the world, and made something of yourself. You resent this girl from Michigan for having the balls to do what you didn't.

Now you mock her for getting botox and fucking younger guys when you know you would do exactly the same fucking thing.

Madonna was and will always be the Queen of Pop.

Show some respect you - as Madonna would probably say - MOTHERFUCKERS.

No one owes this no talent cunt anything! She’s gained far more money and fame than she ever deserved!

Moron's first time seeing the shocking sight of two men kissing was Truth or Dare? What a sheltered child.

Isn't it bizarre she has been wearing little girls' jewelry for a few years now?

R306 and R307 I looked up some random Bowie singles - he often co-wrote with other people. Nothing wrong with that but Bush writes her songs herself.

The only similarity between Bush and Tori Amos is that both have pianos and vaginas. I like some of Amos’s work but much of it sounds the same to me. Not so with Bush.

Anyone see this? It’s pretty good! The actress who plays Madonna is spot on!

Bush is one of the most underrated and intensely private popular singers of all time, and she likes it that way. She makes Barbra Streisand seem like Megan Thee Stallion or Cardashian B in comparison. Her integrity as an artist is virtually unmatched.

R339 She has dignity and was never interested in being a “celebrity.” We’ll get no cringeworthy bathtub / “eat fried fish” videos from her.

Damn gurl !! Is she giving that socialite Jocelyn Whatsherface a run for the money in a Sleepwalkers lookalike contest? JUST SAY NO to more plastic surgery Madge 😳

She still looks better than she sings

Q: What do you get when you cross Madonna with a parrot?

A: A bird that lies about its age.

I watched 'Madonna and the Breakfast Club' on Hulu and respect her hustle, but yikes! She clearly needs help.

[quote] ???? Madonna didn't copy anyone when she first hit the scene. Her look was her own, and helped define the 80s.

Dude, she ripped off Debbie Harry and every look and pose was a rip-off of someone else.

Did someone actually say Madonna is cultured and intelligent???!! LMFAO.

Does anyone remember her letter for Malawi with all the misspellings and bad grammar? The woman still says “anyways”.

She actually doesn't look bad in some of the photos she posted from her birthday party in Jamaica. I just find it sad that's she's surrounded herself with people forty years younger than her and who appear to be what I'd call "hangers on." I'd think she'd want to spend her birthday with people she's known her entire life. But if she's having a good time then more power to her. The photos with the weed are a little too much though.

They’re photoshopped.

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I'm fifty and look 20 in pictures because I look into the sun . Lighting can wash away wrinkles. Show me some candid shots on sunny day. Horror show.

She’s afraid to look old. How long can she keep it up, looking 20-30 years old?

I thought Madonna was a lesbian. They generally don't care about getting old, I thought? Well, Cher is lesbian so I guess my theory is dead.

R333 God you’re dumb. Most people aren’t jealous of her ok. Granted she’s got a lot of money (proof it doesn’t make you happy, especially in Madonnas case), but she’s basically played the asshole and fool for her entire professional career. And she’s co opted the gay community to line her bank account even more. I do like her music, it doesn’t necessarily mean l I have to like, admire or respect her. Like Michael Jackson. World renowned pedophile. I don’t turn off his music, but he was a pig.

She's looks fine in one of the birthday videos on her Instagram and it's not photo shopped.

R333 is right. There are LOTS of JEALOUS OLD QUEENS on this thread who have nothing to look forward to but going home to their cat and a microwaved dinner. You're all just jealous you don't have the money to live her life so you criticize her.

It's Madonna's face and her money. She can do with it what she wants.

I seem to remember a certain notorious DL poster who also looks younger due to lighting only...

R288 Girl, your idol can't sing, can't write such a masterpiece. David Bowie songs are classic. Real artists aren't into commercial, only the less talent singers needs to be commercial. Bowie is well-known as a genius, Madonna is known as commercial singer not as an artist. 20 year olds listen to Bowie songs not Madonna

Bowie was controversial years before Madonna started. THIS is an artist !

Bowie inspired Kurt Cobain, you know, real artists ?

Bowie WAS an artist and his songs will definitely last forever unlike Madonna songs

Madonna’s videos are filtered.

My fav Bowie's song. Madonna can't compete

Now we have a Bowie troll 😂

I just realized Life On mars was made 49 years ago . I remember when it came out. Im so fucking depressed now.

She looks really good here and she's having fun!

Stop wasting your life hating on people and do the same.

Maybe you don't like her or her music, but she was a champion of gay rights, even if she did it for her glory.

I enjoyed that TV movie with Terumi Matthews as Mad-Donna.

I wonder what happened to her career? Did Madonna have her murdered?

Too much competition because Terumi could actually act?

Madonna is probably having a meltdown now that Ariana Grande just passed her this week as the biggest female artist of all-time. Even Madonna's manager, Guy Oseary, congratulated Ariana on Instagram yesterday, which I'm sure didn't sit too well with Madame X.

I enjoyed her gangbang on the beach movie. Madonna should stay in Jamaica, since she loves the GAYS so much.

Weird...I just Googled "Did Ariana Grande retire?" yesterday because I haven't heard a peep about AG since that bombing at her concert in the UK. She's still a thing??

How the fuck can that Ariana whore be the "biggest female artist of all time?" Explain the criteria, please.

Agree with 372 the fuck with that flavour of the momentum

In the mean time, enjoy hairy armpits

She really is Edina Moonson, if those Jamaica pictures are anything to go by.

Nice of them both to blow Covid all over the poor bastard holding the candle free cake.

[quote]Dude, she ripped off Debbie Harry and every look and pose was a rip-off of someone else.

Madonna's early 80s look did not look like Debbie Harry's Blondie stylings very much.

Her early eighties look was ripped off from punk rockers.

I didn't realize she was beyond her early eighties. I just thought she looked so bad for her age.

She didn't rip it off r376 as she has admitted herself, she was just dressing like everybody else.

[quote]I cannot believe that is Madonna. Used to be so pretty.

Striking, yes. Pretty? Never.

No, Madonna never tried to rip off Debbie Harry.

Never.

EVER!

Debbie Harry had bone structure. The other one looks like a dinosaur jaw they found in the desert. You’re nothing without bone structure.

Gosh...I was listening to the Bowie's videos above and then just below the Madonna fan posted songs from her idol. The difference of level is glaring. All the old 80s sounds that Madonna sang is obviously a thing of the past. Not a single one will actually survive time. Bowie on the other hand is still sublime. It's like a good wine, Bowie's music was decades ahead of its time. Listening to his songs reminded me of the great artist the world has lost.

I'm not sure if Madonna copied Debbie Harris, but one thing is certain, she copied everything Nina Hagen style, for connoisseurs.

Nina Hagen.

Doesn't that remind you of Madonna in her early days?

Nina Hagen

Madonna

Madonna

I remmeber when some stupid director bitch said Madonna would go down in history up there with Marie Antoinette and Cleopatra LOL. Such deluded bullshit. No one under 22 knows or cares about her.

She also ripped off the Banarana bitches style. nothing about the Hagdonna talentless cunt was genuine.

R369 I hate hagdonna but how fucking deluded are u two cunts?

Madame Excrement is more like it.

Is she in Depends yet?

Harry is just one of the most beautiful celebrity women ever.

Madonna looked good depending on the angle. Her early 80’s look (whether lifted or not) was pretty cute.

Early Bananarama - more fun and cute than sexy.

I used to frequent a place back in the late 90's that sold celeb clothing cast offs- there was one black Azzedine Alaia dress that was all crusty, with sweat stains. It was Nina Hagen's. I will say that the blond actress in the Crocodile Dundee had great taste in clothes.

And she’s STILL the most famous and the most successful singer in the world. The richest, the most successful female artist of all time. No single artists have sold more albums than her with the exception of Elvis and Michael. She however is the most successful single artist when it comes to touring.

Say what you say but no one comes close to her status.

She is getting older and wants to look good, what the hell is wrong with that? If I had her money I would look like a cat too.

She never came out of closet and her muscles or bone structure was gimpy

R397 but it doesn't make her look better. Anybody can look good in a picture with flattering lighting

The saddest part about those pics in Jamaica ? You know damn well shes paying for it . If not,who would hang out with her ?

R396, That's not true, except for the touring part. She has been overtaken in the sales, fame and wealth categories.

R401 she has not. Prob should have done a research before giving away your ignorance?

R373 Lourdes is so dumb to promote heir own hairiness.

We haven’t forgotten her original mustache and unibrow.

Must be channeling her young mother.

She feels fantastic.

I would smile, but I can't.

R405 Does Madonna has an anus for a vagina?

Any experts wish to weigh in in exactly why her face looks this way? I know she had wide cheek implants placed by her temples and a few facelifts and a browlift but her face looks completely flat now. Wide and flat. I’m totally baffled. She looked great after the first round of surgery like 10 years ago or whatever and then just seemed to fall apart. Maybe it’s depression and pills and therefore poor surgeon choices?

Oh my god R406, I remember the first time I saw that video and having night terrors after it!

Still a better song than anything off Madonna's last three albums (and I say that as someone who used to love her stuff).

r409 there is a period of time when fillers wear off but you cannot get new ones. Also a limit to the amount of botox you can get.

R409 You will have to ask her surgeon what was he thinking? She had really heavy-handed work. Those cheek implants ruin her face, they are too bulky and wide and overwhelm her. I remember when she first had them done, it looked awkward and was the first time I could see for certain she'd definitely had surgery done. Cheek implants only seem to look great on a small percentage of women, when they look great they can make a plain face look more beautiful. But when you can notice them it looks awful. It requires a really astute judgment on behalf of the surgeon. It could have been quite easily fixed with her money, they should have been removed and a more appropriate set put in.

Yes it is like the Human Ken Doll who had temple implants put in as well as cheek implants. Same odd and very broad facial structure. Just bizarre. Don’t know why she doesn’t switch them out for daintier ones?

good morning

Madonna and Sophie had the same surgeon!

i was her biggest fan bak in the day, she made me git up and dance,,,,and cry over the poignant ballads...

but now, the music sux.... i dont care bout her plastic surg, they all do it, hers is bad....but its the music thats so inferior the past 5 yrs....

superbowl was her peak, so gooood.

Seriously, what did she do to her face? Isherwood looks unrecognizable nowadays 😱

R417, EVERYTHING.

Eye lift (upper and lower) Facelift Cheek implants Nose job Filler More filler and FILLER

Poor Madonna.

All her focus on priming her appearance and the pandemic is shutting all the Halloween haunted houses down.

Talk about the best laid plans....

You would think she would have eased up on all these procedures because of Covid.

I didn't realize to the extent of all the procedures she's had. She really is obsessed with her face and ass. It's scary.

The fake ass is the saddest part of all.

If you click on the picture at r417, look at her hand in the lower right hand corner.

Or, better yet, DON'T.

She's getting make-up tips from influencers.

is she incontinent yet?

She seems to focus on what she can't easily cover up. If I was her I'd be getting lipo on my upper arms and stomach area.

She clearly suffers from all sorts of dysmorphia.

[quote] She however is the most successful single artist when it comes to touring.

She couldn’t even sell out a theater tour, hon. They were giving tickets away at the door the night of. She had to do a theater tour because she couldn’t fill arenas. Each tour sold less than the previous. She can’t sell anything anymore.

I NEED TO CHAT ABOUT MADONNA EVERYDAY 365 DAYS A YEAR AND I SAY AND READ THE SAME THING EVERYDAY MY BRAIN IS GOO PLEASE SHIT DIRECTLY INTO MY EYES AND MOUTH

She's like a sister to me.

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The horror!

The horror!

Way overboard on the fillers. Makes your face look like a marshmallow. See also: Tom Cruise.

but hims gots da best cwack in town.

What meds make ur face bloat? chemo?

I'm no fan of this horrible woman but I don't think she looks too bad in OP's pic. A bit plastic but no worse than most middle-aged Hollywood stars.

r435 Steroids

Several of Madonna’s songs stand the test of time. Couldn’t care less if kids today listen to Bowie. He’s not superior.

r436 Madonna isn't horrible. Esp. compared to a lot of other people in the music business.

I will take madonna over that hag Beyonce any damn day

r440 = Madonna

[quote][R436] Madonna isn't horrible. Esp. compared to a lot of other people in the music business.

She's the worst. She's a thief and one of the nastiest people in the business. Absolutely no one likes her. They simply deal with her. She's now a walking joke. No one wished her a happy birthday either.

lol.

Can’t she just DIE already?

Belt sander?

"You wanna try my pierogi?"

[quote]Several of Madonna’s songs stand the test of time. Couldn’t care less if kids today listen to Bowie. He’s not superior.

Are you serious? An innovative musical genius like Bowie is being compared to a woman who cannot carry a tune to save her life, a woman who needs 10 others to 'compose' a song, a woman whose entire career is based on hype/imagery rather than actual musical talent? Please don't tell me Bowie was changing his image frequently, even if he was, his music could stand on it's own. Madonna, not at all. She sounds like Betty Boop with adenoid problems..

She's turned her face into the jade funerary mask of Mayan King Pakal the Great.

Madame X is cumming soon

It's hilarious that she thinks anyone wants to see that garbage. She couldn't even sell tickets for it and it was a theater show. They were giving them away and half the time they were only playing to a half filled room. She's completely delusional.

Pretty sad when a woman around the same age as you, has really abused herself with drugs and alcohol, looks better than you. Madonna needs to go to her surgeon:

There are two types of whores

[quote]Madame X is cumming soon

Let me correct that for you…it's Madame Excrement.

Remember Linda Evans looked like a disaster years go and conceded on Larry King 'sometimes it doesn't work out the way you hope.' Today she looks old, and obviously worked on, but mostly normal again. In fact I'd argue she has got it right... better than nature, not Madonna.

Can you reverse this stuff when it involves fillers? Or is Madge stuck looking like this? (Recognizing she has to accept she doesn't want to look like that. Which given most of her choices suggests it's a big ask.)

[quote]Today she looks old, and obviously worked on, but mostly normal again.

Linda Evans is about to turn 78 years old R454. What in the fuck do people expect a 78 year old to look like? A 25 year old?

Like Jane Fonda I guess.

R455, what I was saying was that for awhile her face bore work that didn't look like anything except work gone horribly wrong. Now she looks pretty normal again - and great. The freak show has faded.

Like most homos I’ve loved Madge for years, know most of her lyrics and have been to several of her concerts (which were amazing) ... that was until recent years when her reinventions went from interesting to desperato.

Instead of looking flawless and being seated at the head of the Pop History table as Queen with some grace and humor like Cher, Madonna has become increasingly out of touch and oh so desperate. From the grills that make her look absolutely disgusting, to flashing her ass, to this freaky alien look, to her lame new music, she’s actually damaging her legacy. I know I personally went from a Stan to being totally freaked out and put off by her

I’ve realized I much more like the 𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒂 of the Madonna persona (resilience, unabashed sex, pushing boundaries, reinvention) than I do the woman herself. Catch her in any interview and she’ll tell you herself that her life views are much more conservative and she certainly comes off as a humorless old sow