President of France - ass and chest watch alert.

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5'6" can't be hot these days and with a granny as a wife.

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Really?

Not a great body or ass but like the fur and the nips.

His mom has quite big tits. ;-)

r5

Well I guess if the OP likes him than that is fine.

R6 Mum bought those tits at Galeries Lafayette.

Sometimes he looks just like Glenn Howerton from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

meh.

It’s so unusual for a president to be hot! And he is. I dig dad bods mind you.

There's an expression that comes to mind: "Clothes make the man."

While we love Macron especially Macron and Trudeau together, let's just say, Macron looks sexiest when he's dressed.

Trim the fur a tad.

Bod is ok but his face is super hot.

Oh, please!

Cute

His blue eyes are dreamy.

Highly disappointing.

I didn't expect his cheeks to be that... oofy. I thought he'd have a bony little butt and chicken legs.

what's oofy?

IFHH and. ILHFMH.

The Austrian prime minister is hideous and his wife looks like Clint Howard in drag.

Is that a tattoo on his left upper hamstring, peeking out from his shorts?

He s fatter/doughier than I thought. Kudos for his stylist.

r24, I think it's just a shadow from a fold in his bathing trunks.

He's NOT fat at all.

Only on Datalounge could that be construed as fat and doughy.

This forum should be called Dysmorphialounge.

She is a hungry power bottom and a satanist psychopath who will burn in hell for the crimes she has committed against the French people.

R15, you must be blinded by his Nazi-leanings. He looks like someone you shove in a locker. Ugly.

Gay.

PHAT !

Age is starting to catch up with him a bit, still hot though.

Is the President of Austria a ferengi? A relatively hawt ferengi but a ferengi nonetheless.

LOL! Ferengi.

OMG, yes.

The dude from Austria looks like a human embodiment of Mr Burns from the Simpsons.

Considering that bourgeois French people consider an annual week at a spa to take the waters a "work out", Manu isn't bad for his age and class.

His vacation body was tight last year. I think he’s sporting the Quarantine 15 now.

Still...dad bod hotness!

Where's the ass pic? TIA

But he's French.

Ah, the thoughts this image inspires.

Shirtless.

Old, but gold:

Ogling a naked man whilst wearing short shorts.

I'd marry him.

The french are an odd bunch.

Is Austria's Sebastian Kurz a closeter?

r47 I would jerk him off regardless.

He's not fat--he's just not in shape. Being out of shape ≠ "fat." In any event, I find his face and smile most attractive above anything else.

He’s definitely hot.

Looks like your averaged middle aged carb body, what am i missing?

The prime minister of Austria looks like a sociopath. It's in his eyes.

that's definitely a COVID-19 bod -- he could use a month or two at the gym. Nevertheless, I'd fuck him furiously and with great delight!!

Looks a little stinky

any dad would be proud to have that boy

Five days ago he was in perfect shape. He was never fat.

And this was yesterday with Merkel, i don't see a fat man here

Of course. R54, he's French.

Still no fat here (5 days ago). All I see are complete stupid people who have an unjustified hatred towards the French! On DL, it's better to be a Russian and hack the US election, rather than America's first and oldest ally: France.

Watch out Americans, you don't have many friends left in the world

R15 R23 That's his beard not his wife. He's rumoured to have participated in sex orgies with the Finance Minister.

Are you crazy. Gay men love France. Paris is their spiritual home.

R61 This is what I thought until I noticed all these anti-French threads without any expressed reason for it. Before there were a few French people on this site, they all left, tired and sickened by the French bashing on DL and i know that because i saw some gay french complaining about it on twitter. They were disgusted and disappointed.

Frenchies are sensitive then. Not like strong Russian gay men...Opps.

R63 So the whole world is sensitive then because America is hated more than ever in the rest of the world. Obama is right, the reputation of the US is catastrophic.

Thanks to this man, a real fat ass

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I would be enamored if I had the chance. Nice nipples, chest hair, an actual waist, hairy legs. You know he has a big fabulous bush surrounding his uncut cock. I would dig in.

I would marry him in a blink

R57 There's a special bond between Merkel and Macron, they're always all smiles when they meet

He's got great legs.

I'm wondering about those shirtless photos that they had of him with the African or Caribbean immigrants...was it some sort of spin control?

He's got great legs.

I'm wondering about those shirtless photos that they had of him with the African or Caribbean immigrants...was it some sort of spin control?

R70 He was on an official trip to French Caribbean and he met these two black men there who were obviously high. He was surprised at the physical proximity of these two men but he played along. It was a live streaming on his facebook page. Of course homophobic far right morons made it a meme

Hairy chest, hairy legs, uncut cock, handsome face, beautiful blue eyes. Who could refuse this specimen?

Homophobic racists around the world did the same with this picture when Macron invited Queer artists to a French national holiday that celebrates music. Eveytime Macron was tweeting homophobics (a lot of Trump supporters), replied with this photo making fun of him calling him "f * g"

^everytime

Well, if I had the chance I would be just as proud as Elton who does not hide his joy in holding Macron's hand. Elton John face here is everything

Some people get shit in their eyes how comes he's fat??? This guy is delicious!!! I gets hard every time I see him. There's something dangerously attractive about him. I can't blame Trudeau I couldn't resist his stunning smiles for 5 seconds.

Two words, R75.

I'd do him because I've done a lot of guys like him.

this guy is delicious. i have to admit that I am jelous of that bitch he married.

Don't forget we have cutie pie Chasten as future first gentleman.

He's gay. Definitely gay.

Time to come out sweetie Emmanuel, people won't cancel you, they want to fuck you so bad that they're no going to reject your yummy face

He's gay fat but not fat fat. France has the best cuisine in the world. They don't glorify fast food.

[quote]Five days ago he was in perfect shape.

euh, essayons de ne pas aller trop loin. I think he does have nice legs, but otherwise he's not too impressive physically. He looks much better in a suit.

R84 R85 You seriously need an ophthalmologist. He's not fat at all. Not even a little. Trolling has its limits

I didn't say he was fat. He's not fat. But he could use some exercise.

And we have two 70+ year-olds running for President. What a country!

Manu is tres sexy.

He is very appealing on many levels

Adorkable....

Nice legs, and brains too.

What I like best about macron though is his fidelity to his wife. Imagine if he strays. They will all say its because she's significantly older. They will say it is understandable.

He has not humiliated her. He has shown sterling character in addition to attractive legs.

They = you DL bitches.

Messy bms

is there any evidence that he is into guys too?