Why are the Dutch so magnificently tall?

Dutch man meat. Yum.

They're tall because they need to keep their heads above water in the water bogs and swamps they call home.

A yearning to breath fresh, mountain air?

Gouda and tulips?

Lil Dutch boyz.......

Well-hung, too.

Well-hung, yes, with the Flemish and northern Germans.

But I've known quite a few shorter Dutch men.

I've met many tall Dutch men but also a number of tall Germans.

As in the article, I believe they did some historical studies about marriage and birth rates indexed by height. Taller people were preferred and begat other taller people.

Considering they were once one of the shortest people in Europe, this could have been a culturally enforced trait - many short people want to be taller and will prod their offspring to go for taller mates.

The high dairy diet thing has been mainly debunked - it plays a small role but not enough to account for the recent height spikes.

However, the Balkan people are taller than the Dutch - I believe Bosnians and Herzegovians are the tallest in the world.

I've been with about a dozen Dutch guys. All had massive dicks.

[quote] I've been with about a dozen Dutch guys. All had massive dicks.

Lucky bitch!

The Dutch are certainly well-hung. The previous posters are telling the God honest truth.

Hottest guys in Europe IMO.

Ambiguously gay Dutch youtuber.

Here's the Dutch prime minister greeting tiny Macron

If you like tall, uncut, well-endowed European men, the Dutch are your best bet. I had two Dutch boyfriends, and both were what I would describe as aggressive tops and always horny.

Pic at r15 is a DLer's wet dream. To be fun-sized and kissed, fucked, and cuddled by a giant top.

What's the story with PM Mark Rutte's sexuality? He's never been linked to anyone, male or female.

Tall and well-endowed, to be sure; intelligent, too. Unfortunately, they are not a comely breed and most of them look like they’ve been beaten with the proverbial “Ugly Stick”.

We’re hung. We’re tall.

And some troll on DataLounge is obsessed with us, lately.

R199 I don't agree with your characterization. I would define both of my Dutch boyfriends as good looking.

[quote]However, the Balkan people are taller than the Dutch - I believe Bosnians and Herzegovians are the tallest in the world.

Not according to this list.

Or this list.

Dick pics please?

Dutchie, what would you say are your PM's proclivities? Any idea?

It's nice to know that at 5 9 1/2 I'm average height, and not short as a few people had claimed that I was.

^^ shorty

R27 PFttt...

I don't think of myself as magnificently tall (about 5'11 3/4'), but 1.832 m is just barely over 6'0 and that is the average height in the Netherlands. Not that impressed. What I noticed in the Netherlands were that many, if not most people were extremely blond, blue-eyed, tall with ruddy cheeks and rather thick lips - and then there were quite a few with black hair and dark eyes. One local explained to me that the blond people were the native people of the Netherlands, and then the Spanish ruled the Netherlands for about a century and a half (1556-1714) and there was an introduction of those southern European genes into the country at that time. It's interesting to me that those two gene pools sort of remain distinct after all these centuries. On the other hand, that might be a myth - I'm linking an article that says so.

It’s the Van Dykes, they elongate the face and make them look taller.

They have a "eugenist" mentality. Like farmers. Being tall and strong is valued.

They do a lot of sport, they enjoy sex, they are not very stressed.

They just eat, they don't enjoy their (shitty) food.

And now I acknowledge that by "they" I think that I mean "him".

R29, you’re right. 5’ 11 3/4’ is tall, but not magnificently so. It’s about the same as that 1.83 meters for Dutch men.

On the other hand, remember that that height for Dutch men is the [italic] average. [/italic].

Were you there, at full height, starring into Dutch men’s eyes, you’d spend 1/2 your time looking Up.

R15 Here's what I don't understand about this picture. The Dutch Prime Minister is obviously doing the double cheek kiss because it's cultural tradition, but Macron seems to be getting a giddy schoolgirl like pleasure out of it. This dude is totally gay. How do Europeans not see this? Or do they just not care?

They are a case study in eugenics. Tall, blond, square shouldered. Fortunately it’s mixed with a progressive, pragmatic approach to life and politics. I discovered Netherlands and Dutch at 20 and have loved it and them for 30 years.

R33: the general public still believes that having a wife (and having been with that wife for 25 years at that) = straight. Macron certainly has some gay rumors, but most people would just shrug those off or figure they were concocted by "Russians."

Dutch cocks are huge. Love them.

[quote]Why are the Dutch so magnificently tall?

dairy. it was made fun off in the eighteenth century, the french and english name calling them "cows" - but dairy consumption around the world shows, as you can see with the taller youngest generations in the far east, consistent generational growth.

for the record, OP, the Dutch are officially the tallest nation on earth, but it is the average height of WOMEN, something like 5'11", that makes them the champs

[quote]A yearning to breath fresh, mountain air?

god damn, the ignorance. Holland is literally flat as a pancake, they can yearn all they want, but never a mountain will they see

[quote]What's the story with PM Mark Rutte's sexuality? He's never been linked to anyone, male or female.

his sexuality is asshole, meaning, he's known to be sort of an asshole to everyone. sort of like all dutch men in power

That was the joke, R38. The Dutch want what they don't have so they grow taller to get it. Nevermind.

If Dutch dicks are so big - where are the websites and Dutch gay porn? There would be a large amount, wouldn't there?

My ex was 6”3 and had a big cock too. Tall and blond, just my type. I’m Dutch too but not tall or blond. I do feel the men are attractive enough around here.

My ex was 6”3 and had a big cock too. Tall and blond, just my type. I’m Dutch too but not tall or blond. I do feel the men are attractive enough around here.

A lot of Europeans in general tend to be giant unless they’re from Great Britain. I’ve met tall Icelandic and Norwegians too.

R38 there’s one mountain. The Vaalserberg. As you can see it’s quite spectacular, even us Dutch people don’t take it seriously.

R38 there’s one mountain. The Vaalserberg. As you can see it’s quite spectacular, even us Dutch people don’t take it seriously.

R39 he’s unattractive to both sexes I assume

R39 he’s unattractive to both sexes I assume

I've heard somewhere Dutchmen have big cocks.

So, just the one Dutchman can fly?

Flounce, Mary, the Dutchmen flounce here.

That's no mountain, that's a hill.

I know R52 it looks like a small hill. We know. Because it’s officially I don’t know what height above sea level it qualifies as an official mountain. It’s crazy. The Scottish hills are mountains to us for example.

I know R52 it looks like a small hill. We know. Because it’s officially I don’t know what height above sea level it qualifies as an official mountain. It’s crazy. The Scottish hills are mountains to us for example.

R52 I've had zits bigger than that.

I need that man at R1 inside me quite deeply

So, is Mark Rutte (the PM of the Netherlands) gay or asexual? He's a handsome man, in his early 50s and never married nor been linked to anyone of any sex.

I used to go to the Netherlands regularly for business trips, and I actually thought the men there were actually fairly unattractive.

I never knew Macron was such a squirt.

R57 I think he is insecure and feels unattractive so he holds it off. I think he’s hetero though. He’d probably enjoy being with a wealthy hockey girl

R57 I think he is insecure and feels unattractive so he holds it off. I think he’s hetero though. He’d probably enjoy being with a wealthy hockey girl

Dutch, you tend to repeat yourself.

There’s a Dutch saying there’s power and strength in repetition. Better believe it R62

There’s a Dutch saying there’s power and strength in repetition. Better believe it R62

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Here's a New Yorker article about average heights in different countries (and the changes to avg. heights throughout the years). They do mention the Dutch; Van Gogh was apparently shorter.

{quote] Mark Rutte

this guy?

R57 My hunch is he's straight possibly asexual but more likely a workaholic who is awkward around women. He's also incredibly intelligent and I think despite his political career, very introverted. There was rumour going around a few years ago that he was dating Princess Mabel (the widow of the King's brother Prince Friso), but that seems to be idle gossip. The reason I don't think he's gay is that that the Netherlands is very liberal and him being gay would not effect his chances of being Prime Minister.

I love tall men but they need to have some long, uncut dick too.

Tulips sniffing big cheese fuckers.

And if you’re standing neckdeep in a bog that is a fucking mountain!

Rutte doesn't ping for me, but every so often the weekly gossip rags in the Netherlands will publish some story insinuating (never explicitly stating) that he's "mentoring" some young man or other (mid-twenties or so--nothing too dodgy). One of them recently had a cover story saying: "Who's the mysterious young man Mark Rutte likes to serenade on the piano?" Of course, it always turns out to be some big nothing.

The Dutch gossip rags try to copy the read-between-the-lines, nudge-nudge-wink-wink style The Daily Mail has patented. "He and his pal are fast becoming inseparable," "joined at the hip," "handsome young protégé," and so on.

R35 Wow, then Europeans are a lot more oblivious and naive than I originally thought.

R57 I really don't know enough about him to make a judgement call, but just from looking at the picture in R15, either he's not gay or not into Macron like Trudeau is.

Let's also not kid ourselves here. The Dutch, despite having the reputation for being gay friendly, certainly know how to throw their lot in with homophobes.

all this Dutch big dick talk and yet, no pics....

I'm attracted to tall guys, so they're perfect for me.

Rutte projects zero sexual energy

Dutch sizemeat is often the size of our arm!

Do men from Aruba count?

My two Dutch fuckbuddies were tall and hung. But not so my Dutch bf who followed.

In their native land, there are a seemingly large proportion with a distinctive janky ugly face. A unique form of ugliness that is a variation of what I view as very Dutch facial features. But take some of them out of Netherlands and put them in US - and they are stunningly good looking. Jaws, height, body shape. But after spending a year there, the look does get old and you yearn for the diversity and interracial mixes of US. i was so grateful for Puerto Rican men when I came back to NYC.

They put HGH in the milk after the hongerwinter. One generation later they were giants. The big dicks were a nice bonus.

I lived in the international dorm in college, and the most striking boy was a tall Dutch soccer player who only wore those skimpy 80s shorts, even in the dead of winter, with no underwear. They left nothing to the imagination and was my introduction to uncut cock.

Acromegaly. It's a look alright.

Diego Summers (real name Michiel Smit) is a Dutch gay porn performer (and DJ)

R33 Certainly because French people don't give a fuck whether Macron is gay or not? In France the only ones who care are the far right. The french aren' stupid, they know he's gay ans they like him like that. Rutte and Macron are at times at odds over some things about the EU, but they like each other well and are very courteous to each other and don't hesitate to laugh at Trump together.

*and

[quote]They put HGH in the milk after the hongerwinter. One generation later they were giants.

hug lies and mistakes. The Dutch were considered tall in the 18th century and it was remarked on

R85

[Quote] The french aren' stupid, they know he's gay ans they like him like that.

Really? Because Macron doesn't come across as very popular to me.

I mean....

Like...I know the DL kind of has a hard on for Macron, but I don't get the impression that the French really like him. The only reason he seemed to win last time was because his opponent was a nazi. It's kind of like what people are expecting will happen in November here in the US. Biden, who is unliked, will win because Trump is a fascist.

R88 What does his popularity have to do with the fact that the French do not care about his homosexuality. Not only will you learn that the French are never satisfied with their president, but in addition, they do not practice whataboutism. You should do an update because the last poll voted the Macron coast at 55%

R91 You said they liked him like that (as a closeted gay man) and I responded by saying they don't seem to like him [italic] at all [/italic] gay man or not. It's not a whataboutism. It's just a fact.

R89 Another fucking Trumpism that's not up to date at all. The Yellow Vests no longer protest because Macron was very generous with all French people during the pandemic and this is how his popularity rating has improved, whether you like it or not. In short, the subject is not his popularity rating but the fact that he gets along so well with Rutte, you little Russian debris

R92, French people don't fucking care if Macron is gay, believe me, i know what i ma talking about here, i am french ! You are not. End of the story

R92 "It's just a fact" ... LMAO between American fantasies facts about European and the reality ...there is a big river in between

R94 There's a big difference between not caring about him being gay and what you originally said, which is they "like him like that." Clearly, English is not your first language, but there is a difference.

R93 Wow........not everyone who disagrees with you is a Trumpster or a Russian bot. My god, has the political discourse devolved.

R96 Where is writing that we french people don't like Macron because we think he's gay please ??? You came here just to spread your hateful bigoterie on him. So you know better than me what the french people think about his sexuality ...

R96 You know what, i don't even know why i'm talking to such an imbecile. Every occasion Dlers can take to bash the french are always good right ? While your real enemies are hacking your elections and they are not coming from France. GFY, bye girl

The hottest men in Europe. They don’t seem to have a sense of humor

Anderson Cooper is part Dutch and does seem to resemble some of the antecedent Vanderbilts judging from old photos. I had a half-Dutch, half-Danish boyfriend who was slight and petite like Anderson, so while many are tall there are a few exceptions.

R99 we do but it might seem rude and too straight forward

R99 we do but it might seem rude and too straight forward

That was it @R101

R99 Because is that humor? But who exactly is laughing at your jokes? You send links that have nothing to do with the tolerance that the French have for Macron being gay and you expect laughter from the French? Just because you have a deep contempt for the French that your undeniable stupidity makes you laugh that it makes everyone laugh because you know? Because what you are implying is that the French are homophobic. You are a jerk who only makes himself laugh.

nice fat cock at R84

R103 I suppose you have to grow up within this culture to feel comfortable with it but in general we don’t make fun of others. If anything we might become reserved in order to not offend others. Which isn’t fun....Come back R103, will show you and the husband ir friends lovers whatever a good time.

R94 Don't waste your time, and don't mind him, what this Trump supporter didn't like was the moment you said "Rutte and Macron were laughing at Trump together".

Because that trump supporter appeared at this exact moment in this thread. And as always with rednecks, they share links that have nothing to do with the subject. Yet you were telling the truth, proof is here, Mark Rutte was laughing at Trump with

Macron, Trudeau, Princess Anne and even his buddy Boris Johnson!

Yum...

Lekker ding!

another Dutch vlogger with exotic look..

Dutch big cocks, perfectly intact.

[quote]Here's what I don't understand about this picture. The Dutch Prime Minister is obviously doing the double cheek kiss because it's cultural tradition, but Macron seems to be getting a giddy schoolgirl like pleasure out of it. This dude is totally gay. How do Europeans not see this? Or do they just not care

Now this is one thing I wish Frenchie would weigh in on, or even start a thread about instead of the other annoying stuff.

Well they are at the top of the continent so unlike other countries they have plenty of head room.

Porn star / escort Peto Coast.

It seems like the Dutch are whores.

There are no young Dutch guys in gay porn. Peto Coast, Logan Moore and Diego Summers are ancient.

R94

Merci d'essayer d'éduquer ce Béotien.

R117 en nu in het Nederlands svp ;)

R117 en nu in het Nederlands svp ;)

R119

Nee, schatje, dat heb ik onderdrukt.