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People who were born looking old

I have a second cousin who looked like a middle aged librarian when she was a kid. When she was 15 all the other other girls were wearing tight Jordache's and Farah hair, she had shapeless granny dresses and long straight parted flat hair. She still wears shapeless Granny dresses and her hair is pulled back. Never any make up. Even her baby pics had a very adult look.

by Anonymousreply 19August 10, 2020 10:51 PM

Humorless, obese, likely lesbian history teacher. Brought photos of herself to class for a genealogy chapter. She looked exactly the same as her adult self, just slightly more youthful dress. I think of her every time someone posts the humorless lesbian joke:

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THAT’S NOT FUNNY!!

by Anonymousreply 1August 10, 2020 6:05 AM

Edie McClurg OWNS this thread!

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by Anonymousreply 2August 10, 2020 6:14 AM

Wilford Brimley

by Anonymousreply 3August 10, 2020 6:36 AM

Angela Lansbury

Chita Rivera

Elaine Stritch

Hermione Gingold

by Anonymousreply 4August 10, 2020 6:38 AM

Jim Croce. It shocks me that he was ONLY 30 when he died! Looks not a day younger than 46.

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by Anonymousreply 5August 10, 2020 6:42 AM

People with nasolabial folds at young age look middle aged, like OP and Janis Joplin, who died at 27 but looked 40

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by Anonymousreply 6August 10, 2020 6:48 AM

Our own Lens Dunham. She emerged fully formed as a middle-aged HR frau, c. 1991.

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by Anonymousreply 7August 10, 2020 6:55 AM

Linda Hunt

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by Anonymousreply 8August 10, 2020 7:11 AM

Linda Hunt has some kind of condition doesn't she?

by Anonymousreply 9August 10, 2020 7:36 AM

Angela. Fucking. Lansbury.

by Anonymousreply 10August 10, 2020 7:42 AM

Robbie Williams

by Anonymousreply 11August 10, 2020 7:50 AM

Richard Nixon, Henry Kissinger, LBJ. Politics is after all showbiz for ugly people.

by Anonymousreply 12August 10, 2020 10:22 AM

Me.

That should put things in perpsective

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by Anonymousreply 13August 10, 2020 10:43 AM

G.

by Anonymousreply 14August 10, 2020 10:44 AM

Yoda

by Anonymousreply 15August 10, 2020 4:03 PM

Mare Winningham

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by Anonymousreply 16August 10, 2020 4:06 PM

Hard to believe mate is married to the smoking hot Ed Harris.

by Anonymousreply 17August 10, 2020 10:03 PM

R17. Especially hard to believe since Harris is actually married to Amy Madigan.

by Anonymousreply 18August 10, 2020 10:49 PM

Oops, why do I always get her and Mare mixed up?

by Anonymousreply 19August 10, 2020 10:51 PM
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