I'm about to grill in my backyard, bitches!

We're all about the toaster ovens these days, loser.

A live gentleman caller? I hope you have your duct tape ready.

I am OP. Especially about the man. Have a great night!

I'm not going to snark, that does sound good.

Cabbage AND corn? Good luck...

R2, he didn’t say anything about him being live. And by social distance dinner, he means eating in his back yard while the guy he was stalking this afternoon remains barricaded in his house with the blinds drawn. Oh yummy...grilled cabbage 🤢

Cabbage, she serves me. In ten minutes I could be sky-writing.

OP is this you holding the chocolate bourbon tart?

Chicken has no place on a pizza.

Pizza has no place on a grill.

Cabbage and corn. Obviously, OP and guest will not be sharing intimacies this evening.

So you have a MAN waiting for you?

R8 Rude. No.

The drinks and dessert sound wonderful. I'm not sure about the pizza on the grill or the vegies. I hope you have a great evening.

You have a backyard? OK, now I’m jealous.

Op Your night is nice but my night is Best. A man let me lick his penes. Then he give me the money.

That menu sounds pretty damn good to me, OP, and I owned a 4-star restaurant for seven years.

I mostly grill my pizza as well. Nothing else like it.

Why don't you cook steak, or burgers. Or some real meat?

Grilling does sound nice. I'm envious.

What an odd menu.

Everything in your meal is round, OP. Aren't there other shapes you can serve?

Sounds wonderful OP enjoy!

Grilled cabbage?!

I'm jealous of the man part.

Thanks for the well wishes. It's going great. Don't knock grilled cabbage until ya've tried it

Chicken pizza?

OP’s date occurred in the mid-90s.

R8, lol.

I'm having a hard time figuring out the cabbage part of the menu. Just sliced cabbage? Why even have it.

^ Maybe he adds olive oil, garlic and salts.

[OP] You type flatulent.

Will you and your date discuss FABRICS whilst you sip your Sidecar Cocktails, [OP] ? So jelly.

OP - “ Thanks for the well wishes. It's going great. Don't knock grilled cabbage until ya've tried it.”

Uh, OP.... You’re with this guy, and find it necessary to give us a live update indicating “its going great? Has he left out of boredom yet? Who does this besides high school girls giving their friends a blow by blow about how their date is going?

Grilled cabbage is cooked cabbage, and that shit stinks. Not jealous.

Why do people ruin perfectly lovely desserts with the taste of bourbon? Triple not jealous.

Rarely has a meal sounded more disgusting. Chicken on pizza...blech and with bbq sauce....vomit.

And corn...no, just no.

OP types carcinogenic.

Where can I have her stuff?

OP you’re gonna turn into a salad shooter in the morning!

I hope OP's date was able to handle OP's muff cabbage.

Are the OP and his date still alive?

They both died from eating the cabbage, R37.

BBQ chicken pizza is the best! It's a great combination of flavors. I've never had it on the grill but enjoy it in restaurants; there are some good frozen choices, too.

How do you grill cabbage? If you slice it, doesn't it fall through the grates?

The trifecta of corn, cabbage, and eggplant would keep me on the toilet all night!

R39 you cut the cabbage in wedges, season it with salt, pepper, olive oil. Some of it falls through but mostly stays together. It's very good.

R28 Exactly

OP's date is prob dead now

"The trifecta of corn, cabbage, and eggplant would keep me on the toilet all night!"

That's the point.

Poor OP thought he was presenting us with a sophisticated menu! Bless his heart!