Michael Vartan
What gives? His career never took off, even though he is extremely handsome and not a terrible actor. Was in a few hit TV shows, but hasn't had a job in years. Was married briefly in his 40s, divorced 3 years later, no kids.
Gay? Closeted? Refuses to play the Hollywood game? Blacklisted by Jen Garner? How does he pay the bills?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 40 | August 8, 2020 5:15 AM
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The last thing I recall him in was The Arrangement on Bravo. It was canceled after 2 seasons. Too bad, I was into that one. He's hot in a nerdish kind of way.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 7, 2020 12:39 AM
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Loved his full frontal in One Hour Photo.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 7, 2020 12:41 AM
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Here he is...why don’t you ask him yourself?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 3 | August 7, 2020 12:42 AM
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Victor Garber on Instagram: “Sunday in NYC with Michael Vartan. Another joyous Alias reunion. The gift that keeps on giving.”
July 2020
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 4 | August 7, 2020 12:43 AM
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It's clearly winter in that pic.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 7, 2020 12:45 AM
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Why didn't you use the appropriate photo, OP?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 8 | August 7, 2020 12:48 AM
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[quote]Here he is...why don’t you ask him yourself?
Um, maybe because he hasn't tweeted since 2014?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 7, 2020 12:48 AM
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He never got over his bitterness toward Garner.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 7, 2020 12:49 AM
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I heard he comes from some very wealthy family and so he's not "hungry" for success. He can rest on his laurels and live a blessed life, taking a job if it's offered or passing on job offers. I think he fell into acting, so the "struggle IS NOT real" for him.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 7, 2020 12:49 AM
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Doesn’t mean the contact info is bad. Cunt r9
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 7, 2020 12:49 AM
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He's got a nice Jewish peepee. Unfortunately the thought of that thing being inside of Jennifer Garner's pussy on several occasions makes it a bit less sexy in my eyes.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 14 | August 7, 2020 12:51 AM
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I couldn't place so looked at imbd and he was in bates motel....which I loved!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 7, 2020 12:56 AM
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[quote]I would do him...
Who wouldn't? I loved him and quite frankly was surprised his career never really took off, but if he really comes from money I certainly understand it better now.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 7, 2020 1:14 AM
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He seems like a nice guy. I wonder how he managed to survive working with the two biggest uber cunts in Hollysood, JLo and Jane Fonda while filming Monster In-Law? Talk about walking into a viper pit every day.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 7, 2020 1:15 AM
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You used to smoke cigarettes a lot. Not surprising being French and all. Hopefully he’s quit.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 7, 2020 1:18 AM
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HE smoked, not YOU smoked. How did that even happen?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 7, 2020 1:19 AM
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He played one of Ally McBeal's affairs and he was so beautiful. Astonishingly so.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 7, 2020 1:20 AM
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Many years ago, some parts of Monster in Law were filmed in the building where I work. He looked really cute from several feet away but when we got to meet and greet him and Jennifer Jopez up close, his skin was prematurely aged. Movie make up is magic. He sat on a bench just outside and chain smoked when he was not on set inside the building. (The Star Waggons were a ways down the street. ) I don't know how JLo could stand even stage kissing that ashtray mouth.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 25 | August 7, 2020 1:33 AM
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Isn't he the real father of Jennifer Garner's daughters?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 7, 2020 1:46 AM
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His aunt had the funky groovy Irrestiblement video that was so famous on DL.
Can't find the black and white 60's grooviness - but it's from Sophie Vartan, who I think was also married to Johnny Holliday.
He has a lot of connections through all that.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 7, 2020 1:53 AM
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R12 I think the question is why are the roles he is offered/accepts so bad? His last significant role was a crappy E! series where he starred opposite Lexa Doig, an actress known for cheap Canadian sci-fi and supporting roles in Hallmark movies.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 7, 2020 2:04 AM
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[quote]Victor Garber on Instagram: “Sunday in NYC with Michael Vartan. Another joyous Alias reunion. The gift that keeps on giving.”
He looks good in that picture. A few years ago he had a occurring role on a USA series and he looked downright gaunt and wizened. I thought he was sick.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 7, 2020 2:07 AM
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I’m the legend! I changed that twits diapers. Why no thread about me you Queens!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 30 | August 7, 2020 2:16 AM
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[quote]Unfortunately the thought of that thing being inside of Jennifer Garner's pussy on several occasions makes it a bit less sexy in my eyes.
How about the thought of it being inside Victor Garber's hairy, pasty ass? Better?
by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 7, 2020 2:34 AM
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Absolutely gorgeous man. Would lick the shit out of his butthole.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | August 7, 2020 2:35 AM
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I used to be obsessed with his equally hot cousin, the French singer David Halliday.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 33 | August 7, 2020 3:23 AM
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OP, did you recently watch his episode of Friends? I did the other night and thought about him. I had totally forgotten about him.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | August 7, 2020 3:29 AM
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He is too short to do much.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | August 7, 2020 4:30 AM
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He's also not that great of an actor. Minimally talented.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | August 7, 2020 4:33 AM
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Michael Vartan is very thin. It ages him.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | August 7, 2020 4:55 AM
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Although Josie Gellar was technically 25 and an undercover Sun-Times reporter, parents were creeped out because he was clearly into her before he knew that. He was quietly asked to resign. Josie became a successful author and he is a SAHD/househusband/trophy husband.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | August 7, 2020 5:01 AM
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Michael is actually quite shy and uncomfortable in front of the cameras and under the gaze of an audience. Why he chose a career in acting is beyond me. I'm actually surprised he makes it past the second round of auditions. But sometimes good looks can get you far... but not for long.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | August 7, 2020 5:15 AM
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He was so cute in Never Been Kissed. I know Ben was the bigger name, but I would have stuck with Michael. I wonder if Jen regrets it...?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | August 8, 2020 5:15 AM
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