I am in love with Dan Levy

I could be into Dan Levy - if he got that mole or whatever removed from his chin! Otherwise, no.

I love the mole. I love everything about him. It's real. I need to know how to get in touch with him. Surely someone here can help. Please. OP.

OP: TheDanLevy@AOL.com

Stalker.

Dan is quarantining with his father at the family cottage in Ontario right now. Catherine O'Hara got her privileged ass back to her home in Toronto too. I don't blame them, but even the Canadian rich know when to order a private jet to remove them from a pandemic.

Oh god, I honestly cannot stand him. I don't know why - hard to say. I loved Schitt's Creek, except for him, and that stupid town mayor guy.

R3 really ? Wow. Wow. I'll give it a try. Thanks. OP

Get contacts, hit the gym, then call me.

And if I see him carrying anything that remotely resembles a purse... hard pass!!!

Prissy queen, boner killer. Sorry, I'm into men.

I don't think he's working out all that much @R8. I don't mind. At all. He's perfect as is IMO

Dan Levy is a cutie. A prissy queen cutie. He's been around for awhile, had a nightly show in Canada for years with Jessi Cruickshank on MTV. For the kids. He actually used to be funnier. He's a bit nonbinary now. Before he was just a funny bitchy gay guy with a sarcastic sense of humor and great glasses. CUTE.

Dan is crazy for Kelly C.

Thanks R11. He's so fine.. Yumm. I wonder what he's like IRL.

He has hooked up with thousands of Mr. Wrongs, so you're a bit too late, OP.

Jesus, what an annoying, boring dude. At least his character was. I might actually enjoy this show if it wasn't for him. He brought absolutely nothing. And was totally non believable as a bi guy. You can see he's gay from a space ship.

I think he’s cute too, OP. But after seeing this video there’s no way I even come close to living in his world. I’d feel like Roland Schitt next to him

I found Levy and Annie Murphy (who plays the sister) annoying at first, but they grew on me. I only cringe when Chris Elliott appears.

The character I really love is Stevie, the motel manager, played by Emily Hampshire.

R16 I saw that thanks. I actually am french and kind of high maintenance myself. The ' Tokyo' diptyque candle is actually made in France and can be bought online too. R5 how would you know that ?

I'll hook you up with Dan Levy if you hook me up with Noah Reid, OP. I know he just got married but I can fix that.

Deal R19. You go first. Once married it will be easy to have you and Noah over at the ' cottage in Ontario'.

I feel the same way OP. He is so sexy.

I wish someone here had details on him. It’s actually kind of shocking we don’t have any stories.

He's very handsome and funny, but OP scares me.

How do I scare you R22 ? R21 Isn't he just perfect ? Especially now that he's got some meat to his bones. He was a pretty boy in his MTV days, but now he's ripe and delicious. I adored him in all 6 seasons of the show, but ' the incident ' sealed the deal for me.

Any nudes?

Maybe I was high, but wasn't there a thread where it was claimed he was with a woman?

Was I dreaming? because this guy is a flamer with a capital F.

I know because I know him R18. It' not a secret where O'Hara lives or the Levys'. You sound kind of stalkerish? Dan bought a real cute house in Los Feliz, but he's up here drinking Tim Hortons in the Muskokas today. They're all living back home in Canada right now. I'm sure you know why.

Nice cut cock.

Oops. The link. Go check out his house. He's not there.

R5 - I don’t care about his location tbh - but he’s a bottom right?

R25 it's another Dan Levy. R5/R26 I didn't know anything about him 3 weeks ago, and I know Catherine O'hara from a lame-ass movie with Ben Affleck. I live in France, Eugene Levy is not exactly a household name here. What do you mean, you ' know' him ? Are you a friend ? A co-worker ? I am too old to be a stalker, but I wouldn't mind stalking Dan. He' s adorable, sexy, hilarious and smart AF.

[They're all living back home in Canada right now. I'm sure you know why.]

No I don't know why they would all be there drinking Tim Hortons... Why would that be ? I am currently on holiday in Nice, France, we are not in quarantine anymore, enlighten me please

Yes dear. Don't care R31. You're just too weird. Have the French never heard of Canada? We have a population of 37 million people. And 9,000 Carona deaths. Eugene Levy and Catherine O'Hara are legends of comedy, anywhere. Dan is cute, but he's not much fun anymore. Enlighten yourself.

Too femme and too hairy. Double fail.

OP is going to scare off anyone who has actual knowledge about him from posting anything.

Calm down French man. My god.

Miss O'Hara. Always the greatest. Now A Star!

He’s cute....but those purses that fall out of his mouth when he speaks.😑 If he could butch it up just slightly...

OK R32 sorry I don't know much about Canada, and I can assure you that talented as they are, Catherine O'hara and Eugene Levy are absolutely unknown in France. What do you guys know about French comedy superstar Josiane Balasko ? Anyway, you seem to not love Dan much, right ?

I like Dan very much. But he's troubled about being gay and obsessive about everything else. He's better at work than life. This often goes together, non? That's all I'm gonna say.

Cool with the hairpiece?

[quote]But he's troubled about being gay

R38 that's what I got from his writing and interviews. I find that quite intriguing and attractive in fact. My ex partner was an english movie star who could barely stand being gay. But he was wonderful nonetheless. I wish you would share more

I like the Stevie character, but unfortunately, the underbite is very disturbing to me.

R27 how would you know that ?? And yes, he's hairy , purses fly like it's the Paris fashion week everytime he opens his pretty mouth, but he's also bright, gorgeous, very nicely built, intelligent, funny, brave as an actor (it takes massive balls to do what he did in that show), stylish and very touching. The way he moves especially when he did that ' the best' number, tells me there's another side to him. I bet he' s not all that effeminate in bed.

Dan Levy has never penetrated anyone in his life. Give it up Frenchie.

Of course he has R43. I get a strong vers vibe from him. I bet he's just very shy and introvert IRL.

[quote] [R27] how would you know that ??

I think everybody knows that because Dan Levy is Jewish.

Very shy seems accurate.

Strong vers vibe. Lol. Okay.

R45 not quite, he's in fact mixed, but how about the ' nice ' part ? Surely someone here had him

Frenchie don't sound continental or Koshur to me. Just a horny troll with a new crush. Dan Levy is not a top. Or vers. He now identifies as nonbinary. He used to be a dirty boy coming home from the Masonic Temple some nights. ooooOOOoowwwweeeeeEEE!

Kosher ? Don't think so. Continental def. I'm half french half italian, and I 've studied and lived in London.

Koshur as in legit. You're a fraud. I don't doubt you have been in Europe. But you're not there now. NOPE.

Really R50 ? I am definitely in Nice right now as I type, off the boulevard Gambetta. What 's your point ?

I do know Dan Levy. And he would be completely creeped out by you. And very turned off. Give it a rest.

R52 I don't think he would be. What makes you say that ? I don't believe you know him well anyway.

as your mental illness and true identity being to emerge.....I caught it quite a few posts back 'frenchie'

Person who knows him- is the non-binary thing true?

Wtf?

Is that a mole? It looks more like a small lipoma - it's the same color as his skin and has no visible edges, almost like a cyst under the skin. They're quite common and often get larger with time.

R55. Yes, but he's very evasive about it. DL is uncomfortable talking anything about his sexual orientation or relationships. Just the sexless ones he created for the show. Dan is completely gay, but a full time patient for his analyst and friends. Look at his facial expressions on the show and in real life. He's not right. Sorry. And it's his problem more than his parents. Try to find a childhood photo of Dan Levy. He's that GAY but never publicly came out as anything but pansexual. Toronto knows better. And so do London. He's funny and fashionable and thoughtful for a second. It's not his work that keeps him from more meaningful connections. He's just too FUCKED up. And he doesn't penetrate holes. Non binaries try to avoid naming their sex organs. That would force him to be a gender and to be a GAY MAN. Dan is a real prude in life. Not really a surprise. Boy can't open his mouth except to look like Lucy. Otherwise it's twisted shut and contorted. Everyone always comments on how he WOULD be handsome but the faces he makes are so distracting. He's got some problems that his parents didn't create. They should have noticed them sooner though.

OK... R54 Mentally challenged unhinged random troll on my thread.. Sad. Back to Dan Levy

It’s a mole. I have a similar one. dermatologist told me not to get it removed because if/when it grows back it could be a dark color instead of skin toned.

I forget why he said it would grow back but it sounded risky and so I didn’t have him remove it.

R57 - thanks for the info

^ Interview meant to accompany R57

R58 is obviously who we all thought it was. Sick and sad, delusional. Projecting, all the way from Nice! That's in France. So I call myself Frenchie! Just for today.

[quote]He uses Schitt’s Creek to demonstrate a world without homophobia. As he explains to the Advocate, “the amount of response I got from the third season of our show where we first introduced the character of Patrick was like, ‘I really hope nothing bad happens to them.’ It was a very conscious effort on my part to not have that happen. In fact, it’s been a conscious effort to not ever show the other side on our television program. I have made a very strong point to not ever show bigotry, homophobia, or intolerance on our show because to me, it’s a celebration of love. At the root of it, Schitt’s Creek is a celebration of love between the family and between the relationships that we build.”

[quote] On being pansexual. To not have to define yourself or categorize yourself, I think, is beneficial to everyone. I think the more we can understand that people just exist and that as long as we’re doing good in this world, we don’t need to bother or worry about defining or classifying people, the sooner we’ll be in a better place.

[quote]His favorite TV genre is crime dramas, especially British ones. His favorite artist is Beyoncé.

[quote] His self-description? “I’m a proud ball of anxiety in front of a computer, that is my reality."

He acts with his head moving around like a disjointed bobble. Odd.

[quote]My ex partner was an english movie star who could barely stand being gay.

Henry Cavill?

His mole doesn't show up in this pleasant interview.

In every interview he’s done about Schitt’s Creek, Dan Levy always refers to himself as a gay man.

You're a liar Frenchie. But we all know that. Dan is personally harmless. But harmful to real gay men and women. He's disingenuous. He created a fiction about gay life and another one about his own life.

R67 - what do you mean? Not disagreeing just curious. What is the fiction?

Dan and Billy Eichner should date

He’s so much hotter than Billy Eichner. Billy is actually ugly.

Dan would find Billy grasping and too Jewy. Dan Levy, not unlike our Frenchie, is uncomfortable with the jews. Dan's mom is not Jewish, which he's quick to point out. Dan and Billy may seem similar. But Billy gets laid frequently, falls in love sometimes and is an actual GAY MAN and GAY rights activist. Outspoken and proud. Of his heritage AND sexuality.

Dan is more handsome. Also, more of a lady.

On one of the first DL threads about him, back in the first season of Schitt's Creek, someone who knew him said he was a weird and nervous nellie in real life, always stricken with psychosomatic headaches and stomach problems.

Doesn't bode well for his bottoming.

I remember when he used to do The Hills After Show.

I just hope he doesn’t know this site exists because from what everyone is saying a thread like this would make him crazy.

I remember reading an interview where he said he was terrified of being outed by Perez Hilton or another gossip blog while working at MTV. His parents seem very accepting and supportive so I’m not really clear on what the issue was.

Maybe he thinks being openly gay would hurt his career.

Episode one was so annoying. Dan was the most annoying. But it sounds like perhaps I should stick with it a little more.

I have always liked Chris Elliott.

My first thread and my first troll. Nice. I've blocked the freak, so I have no idea what he's babbling about. Anyway. I don't think that Dan is very comfortable with sexuality in general, hence the oversized jumpers, obsession over his non existing ass and such. Very endearing IMO. I can't believe that you guys haven't got one piece of info to dish about that pretty, famous 37 yo. Obviously, daddy's boy is not whoring around. Good for him.

Wow, there truly is someone for everyone out there. I find him repulsing and grating. Can't stand the constant, never-ending sarcasm and dramatics.

*repulsive

Actually, was my original "mistake" acceptable? Can you say you find someone repulsing?

R80 I think ' repulsing' is acceptable. I am not trying to convince anyone, I totally understand that he' s not for everyone. But I, myself, find him irrésistible.

On that Whitney Cummings podcast he says he’s horny.

Dan, call me

Run away from anyone who says he/she/it/they are nonbinary.

When did he say that ??? I saw him on Wendy and he said he was gay

I’m not convinced about the non binary thing.... that seems like some sh*t stirring by one of the anti-DL trolls here.

Sacré bleu! I can’t tell if this thread is funny or scary.

Nepotism pick.

Hot Jewish look!

Dan is the poster child for handsome Jewish Man.

I like him.

I suggested Dan to replace Ellen on one of the Ellen threads and was PROMPTLY shut down.

It hurt my feelings.

Awww R91

That's an idea R91, but I'll have to veto it. I don't want to be Portia. Plus we need time to cozy up in his cabin on lake Huron, be with the family, the child(ren) etc. Plus I know how to navigate the treacherous waters of movie star boyfriendhood, be invisible on the red carpet, stay under the radar for the press, disappear in a film crew under a fake ' assistant ' title, and so forth. I know nothing about show-host dating and don't care to learn. Let the english fatso take over that one, shall we ?

[quote]Catherine O'Hara got her privileged ass back to her home in Toronto too. I don't blame them, but even the Canadian rich know when to order a private jet to remove them from a pandemic.

You wouldn't do the same thing in their place R5?

Given that they're all canadians and that LA is only a work place, I don't see why they wouldn't go back home, especially since they are not currently working ? Is Dan on a shooting break from his Kristen whatever movie or is it canned already ?

Some of y'all unhinged hoes need to FOLD IN THE CHEESE

R96 please don't start me on that one... What DOES THAT MEAN ??? Do you fold it in two like a piece of paper and drop it in the pot ? I don't know how to fold in broken cheese like that !.... Genius. Both of them. Give them an Emmy already,

I'm more partial to his daddy! So funny and endearing, and obviously a good father.

R98 I am not so sure . Dan has issues and was more or less abandoned in Canada while daddy was busy having a career in LA..supposedly sacrificing himself. As far as children are concerned, love is spelt T-I-M-E. I would let Dan and Sarah be the judges of that.

French man I think you got all the inside info you’re going to get. You’ve effectively scared off anyone who actually knows anything with this psycho stalker posting. Good job.

R100 I don't think so.. I've got a lot of info already, and there are so many reasons why I am perfect for Dan. I am in his age range, I am used to Show-biz shenanigans, I get where he's come from and I have a few tricks up my sleeve... Don't you worry.

Lololol okay.

[quote]I suggested Dan to replace Ellen on one of the Ellen threads and was PROMPTLY shut down.

That’s because gays never support other gays Look at how they refused to support Pete Buttigieg. And yet gays wonder why we are still behind.

Oh damn he uses the term gender non-binary here

Good insider info R57.

No he doesn't R104

Yes, he does, but not about himself.

And he uses it incorrectly, to boot. "Gender non-binary" is not for eyeglass frames. "Unisex" is the accepted term. "Non-gendered" would do.

People, please, the journalist uses it. Dan just said that frames shouldn't be limited by gender. Rightly so.

Lol yes unisex.

Not gender non-binary for glasses.

Wow... That's mental illness for you. Sad. Poor creature Posts by ignored poster 1 I am in love with Dan Levy Dan is quarantining with his father at the family cottage in Ontario right now. Catherine O'Hara got her privileged ass back to her home in Toronto too. I don't blame them, but even the Canadian rich know when to order a private jet to remove them from a pandemic. Dan Levy is a cutie. A prissy queen cutie. He's been around for awhile, had a nightly show in Canada for years with Jessi Cruickshank on MTV. For the kids. He actually used to be funnier. He's a bit nonbinary now. Before he was just a funny bitchy gay guy with a sarcastic sense of humor and great glasses. CUTE. Dan is crazy for Kelly C. I know because I know him R18. It' not a secret where O'Hara lives or the Levys'. You sound kind of stalkerish? Dan bought a real cute house in Los Feliz, but he's up here drinking Tim Hortons in the Muskokas today. They're all living back home in Canada right now. I'm sure you know why. Oops. The link. Go check out his house. He's not there. Yes dear. Don't care R31. You're just too weird. Have the French never heard of Canada? We have a population of 37 million people. And 9,000 Carona deaths. Eugene Levy and Catherine O'Hara are legends of comedy, anywhere. Dan is cute, but he's not much fun anymore. Enlighten yourself. Miss O'Hara. Always the greatest. Now A Star! I like Dan very much. But he's troubled about being gay and obsessive about everything else. He's better at work than life. This often goes together, non? That's all I'm gonna say. Dan Levy has never penetrated anyone in his life. Give it up Frenchie. Frenchie don't sound continental or Koshur to me. Just a horny troll with a new crush. Dan Levy is not a top. Or vers. He now identifies as nonbinary. He used to be a dirty boy coming home from the Masonic Temple some nights. ooooOOOoowwwweeeeeEEE! Koshur as in legit. You're a fraud. I don't doubt you have been in Europe. But you're not there now. NOPE. I do know Dan Levy. And he would be completely creeped out by you. And very turned off. Give it a rest. as your mental illness and true identity being to emerge.....I caught it quite a few posts back 'frenchie' R55. Yes, but he's very evasive about it. DL is uncomfortable talking anything about his sexual orientation or relationships. Just the sexless ones he created for the show. Dan is completely gay, but a full time patient for his analyst and friends. Look at his facial expressions on the show and in real life. He's not right. Sorry. And it's his problem more than his parents. Try to find a childhood photo of Dan Levy. He's that GAY but never publicly came out as anything but pansexual. Toronto knows better. And so do London. He's funny and fashionable and thoughtful for a second. It's not his work that keeps him from more meaningful connections. He's just too FUCKED up. And he doesn't penetrate holes. Non binaries try to avoid n'a..... Goes on and on

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' Non binaries try to avoid naming their sex organs. That would force him to be a gender and to be a GAY MAN. Dan is a real prude in life. Not really a surprise. Boy can't open his mouth except to look like Lucy. Otherwise it's twisted shut and contorted. Everyone always comments on how he WOULD be handsome but the faces he makes are so distracting. He's got some problems that his parents didn't create. They should have noticed them sooner though. R58 is obviously who we all thought it was. Sick and sad, delusional. Projecting, all the way from Nice! That's in France. So I call myself Frenchie! Just for today. [quote]He uses Schitt’s Creek to demonstrate a world without homophobia. As he explains to the Advocate, “the amount of response I got from the third season of our show where we first introduced the character of Patrick was like, ‘I really hope nothing bad happens to them.’ It was a very conscious effort on my part to not have that happen. In fact, it’s been a conscious effort to not ever show the other side on our television program. I have made a very strong point to not ever show bigotry, homophobia, or intolerance on our show because to me, it’s a celebration of love. At the root of it, Schitt’s Creek is a celebration of love between the family and between the relationships that we builquote] On being pansexual. To not have to define yourself or categorize yourself, I think, is beneficial to everyone. I think the more we can understand that people just exist and that as long as we’re doing good in this world, we don’t need to bother or worry about defining or classifying people, the sooner we’ll be in a better place.'

AND AN ANTISEMITE ONE TO BOOT. wow it's sickening to have someone like that posting in my thread... EWWW DAVID !!!:

[quote]His favorite TV genre is crime dramas, especially British ones. His favorite artist is Beyoncé.

[quote] His self-description? “I’m a proud ball of anxiety in front of a computer, that is my reality."

I am in love with Dan Levy You're a liar Frenchie. But we all know that. Dan is personally harmless. But harmful to real gay men and women. He's disingenuous. He created a fiction about gay life and another one about his own life.

I am in love with Dan Levy Dan would find Billy grasping and too Jewy. Dan Levy, not unlike our Frenchie, is uncomfortable with the jews. Dan's mom is not Jewish, which he's quick to point out. Dan and Billy may seem similar. But Billy gets laid frequently, falls in love sometimes and is an actual GAY MAN and GAY rights activist. Outspoken and proud. Of his heritage AND sexuality.

Dan is more handsome. Also, more of a lady.

I am in love with Dan Levy Dan is the poster child for handsome Jewish Man.

^^^^ time for a restraining order for Dan against this lunatic

R113 Isn't it disgusting ? That creep is behind all the crazy agressive posts in my thread.

Your deflections are NOT working Frenchie. Everyone knows who YOU are and how dangerously insane YOU ARE. You've very recognizable on Datalounge, as are your tactics and patterns. Get some help.

That "creep" being me, is the one you were begging for inside information from, Frenchie. You just didn't like the truth. I like Dan Levy. I saw him on last Thursday. He would call the police, the FBI and the RCMP on your insane old ass. Now shut the fuck up and move on to your next obsession. Don't you have a supermodel of the 1980s thread to start? Something about Gia - the dogface dyke? Or one of your many plastic surgeries gone wrong stories. How many nose jobs have you had and who burned your tiny dick when you went to get it injected with silicone? You're always suing some surgeon who refuses to see you again. You're well known here. By NAME. Don't make me say it. You're not in Nice you nutjob. You're not even allowed outside.

Dan Levy IS nonbinary. I don't agree, but that's what he's decided to call himself. Live with it. The rest of us have to.

Yay the return of R57. Love him.

Is Dan still a prude?

Dan becomes more prudish by the year. An imaginary gay character set in a fictional town where there is no homophobia or sex of any kind? Dan is funny though, in life. But it's a worn kind of thing. He never says what he means. That's why sarcasm is so unsatisfying past the age of 25. But he enjoys when his freinds are more direct and inappropriate. Not a total prude.

Schitt's Creek show had some charm, mostly lost on me. Dan's new work is going to be about someone born male, but still LGBTQUIATBLMTLMNONBINARY. I'm not lying. Wait and see. Trans Canada is coming to America.

Here is a rare pic of Dan being his non nightmare self. He's a happy girl.

Your stank sleeve, R101?

I don’t understand the photo at r118.

I'm starting to think Frenchie and the Dan Levy hater are the same person arguing with itself

R121 me too. Why would someone who sees him regularly be posting such specifics on here? Seems too easily traceable.

[quote] I don’t understand the photo at [R118].

What's to understand about it? This is a weird thread.

Dear "Frenchie," almost equal to trolls you call out in creepiness are OPs who proclaim oversight for what occurs on "my thread."

Possessives do not play here. It's a thread where the OP has done nothing but gush and contribute nothing but neediness, while everyone else has carried the content.

That's unappealingly non-DL.

Word, R123. You got that right. I thought maybe I missed something but now I think not....😂

R124 you're not helping

What makes you think anyone wants to help you?

Well R127, because I believe in solidarity and romance for one thing, and also I am fascinated. I can't help but noticing that NONE of you has anything on Dan except ' he's from Canada '. I joined this site on the premise that it's the best celebrity gossip = Either the man is the least promiscuous gay ever, or none of you has any acquaintance with show-business

Chris Elliot ruined that show for me. Couldn't get into it because every time his character appeared I had to switch it off.

Dan Levy: With glasses, very hot.

Without glasses: meh.

R129 I really don't want to hurt my future husband 's feelings here, but I have to be honest, this Elliott person is one of the worst actors I have ever seen in an important role. I have to fast-forward him everytime I want to watch the show. He' s not even consistant with his character and he 's an insult to the rest of the cast' s brilliance. Plus he' s physically répulsive. He should be Christopher Plummered. Apparently he's a personal friend of Levy senior. Ewwww. Sorry Dan. I am not crazy about the vet either. At the beginning he was the annoying guy that Mutt (and everyone) would punch in the face just for the sake of it, and then he was pushed down our throat in every episode until I couldn't stand his stupid face and his lame jokes anymore. Then mercifully he was written off. I wish there had been more of Mutt and Jake instead of that twat.

Gotta disagree about Mutt. That guy was just a huge energy suck any time he was onscreen. Thank god they wrote him off the show.

R131 really ? I though he was pretty. He reminded me of my first roommate. But Jake ? Jake was hotter than the sun, right ?

I'll agree with you about Jake.

I'll agree with you about Jake.

R134 thanks for the double yummy. Yummy yummy... Mmmmmm. Jake...

Now I hope that Dan will forgive me for saying this, but.. Patrick... Even though I really appreciated everything this actor brought to the part, the ghostly pale moon face and the bug eyes were a complete cockblocker. It took me at least 3 seasons not to Eww David at his face, and even then it still bothered me. He seems sweet and is really very talented but no, just no. He looks better IRL with his hair a bit longer though. I just couldn't imagine him in bed with David anyway. But I liked him as an actor. Sorry

Who cares about Dan Levy? I'm love with Noah Reid!

And ultimately, this is just my opinion and now I hope that Dan will NEVER datalounge himself, but I am not sold on Levy senior either. Very one note. I have never seen him in anything else, but I suspect he does exactly the same one trick in everything. It's a funny trick, but that's pretty much the beginning and the end of his range. I was bored after seasons 2.

I thought Chris Elliott was funny 20 years ago. Either I've matured in my taste, or times have changed or he's gotten worse. Perhaps it's just that he's played the same character his whole life but I had the same experience as above. I would turn it off when he appeared, shudder, regain composure, and then turn it on and fast forward. He's just not right for today.

OP you need to up your Levy game and strive for William Levy.

R240 wow okay. That's a hottie right there. But Daniel Joseph didn't bewitch me with his looks alone. I am in love with his mind. I don't need the perfect chocolate cake from Ladurée that looks camera ready at all times. I prefer the delicious home made cake that's a little bit runny inside and tastes like no other...

Speaking of Chris Elliott, I wonder what went on there. He was rarely featured in the PR for the show. Probably the least of the major characters. The actress who played Ronnie got more media coverage. CE didn’t do much PR at all for the series wrap. Guessing there was a lot of tension there.

R142 I never read a positive comment about him in this show. He was universally loathed by the audience. He's terrible, and gross in an un-fun way, and there is zero consistency in his performance. I was very disappointed to learn that he's Abby Elliott's father, because I love her. And no actor should look like that. He's ' the name of the rose' unwatchable. I really resent beau-papa for bringing him to the show. Poor actress who plays Jocelyne deserves a medal for delivering such a great performance off a partner that awful. He and Levy senior almost killed Stevie' s performance too. Poor girl could hardly breathe until O'hara brought her back to life with the ' cabaret ' subplot. She was suffocated by these two. They sucked up all the oxygen in every scene they were in. Sorry Dan. Sorry sweetie. I don't know how I'll put up with mr Levy when we'll have to stay up there in lake Huron. . That worries me.

.. I guess I'll just have to MeghanMarkle them. We'll spend the holidays in Europe .

This thread is Vv disturbing.

R143, I agree. They relegated him to Johnny scenes nearly exclusively in the final seasons. It seems as tho they could’ve played the mayor card more heavily had they wanted him actively involved in plots.

I feel it was heavy enough as it was. I think Dan expressed something about his family in the last season that opens a window on his hidden conflicts. It read as a joke, but there was something deeper IMO. And the scene when he confesses to Stevie that he wants to prove to his former friends that he's not a joke was heartbreaking and extremely well acted. I hope he wins an Emmy for his acting.

He looks really cute in the pic for the new HBO show

What does he look like naked? Asking for a friend.

I thought I liked him too, until I realized it was his character, and not Levy the person. Also, he claims Dries Van Noten is is favorite fashion designer, which confirmed I wasn't attracted to Levy the person.

nothing juicy to add, but we have a mutual friend. he was hell-bent on hooking us up but I had just started dating a guy and said I'd consider it if things didn't work out (update: said guy is now my fiancé). This was 6 years ago so "he's creating this really funny show called Schitt's Creek" meant nothing to me at the time. He showed up briefly one night when we were out at some bar in silver lake or echo park but I don't remember much other than he seemed pleasant.

Thanks R151.

You think he’s a bottom or vers?

R148 R151 thanks. He's absolutely charming. R151 Congratulations, I hope you'll be very happy. Tell your friend There's a cute french guy who's just waiting around the corner for Dan.

Updates?

Dan, like Kelly Clarkson, does not "hook up." He occasionally was picked up at Trax or Woodys. In the MTV days. I would know. That was before he was officially gay and quite a while before he became non binary. Dan is not a healthy gay man, at all. He's working through it, getting rich doing it. Feeling guilty to his friends and lying to the public and himself.

Also, there is NO cute french guy OP of this thread who vacations in Nice. Curiously and imaginatively named "Frenchie." He's just an that ancient jew hating troll from Datalounge with a lot of problems. Frenchie just discovered Schitt's Creek and doesn't understand Lake Huron either. A good thing for Dan Levy. He would have you arrested in 30 seconds. Dan is afraid of his shadow. Frenchie is far more dangerous. Move on to your next obsession fool.

^^^^ love this.

Sorry if this is a dumb question but can you be non binary and gay?

Like how does non binary work with your sexuality?

I don't know if I want to update until the psychopath who posts in my thread takes his meds... Anyway, I have reached out...

I have to admit that even though it made me laugh, it's also kind of scary, I hope this poor creature does not really lurk in Dan's vicinity ( not very likely tbh) Crazy troll of meds = :That "creep" being me, is the one you were begging for inside information from, Frenchie. You just didn't like the truth. I like Dan Levy. I saw him on last Thursday. He would call the police, the FBI and the RCMP on your insane old ass. Now shut the fuck up and move on to your next obsession. Don't you have a supermodel of the 1980s thread to start? Something about Gia - the dogface dyke? Or one of your many plastic surgeries gone wrong stories. How many nose jobs have you had and who burned your tiny dick when you went to get it injected with silicone? You're always suing some surgeon who refuses to see you again. You're well known here. By NAME. Don't make me say it. You're not in Nice you nutjob. You're not even allowed outside.'

LOL

R155 - can you explain how non binary effects sexuality though? Genuine question.

This thread tops the old Tig Notaro threads for DL weirdness.

The only weird thing in this thread is the psycho who deversed his slur when off his meds. Oh and the fact that there's no info about Dan's private life- at all.

Lol R161 I know.

Kind of fitting though since by all accounts Dan sounds like a very weird guy? Appropriate that his datalounge thread would also be weird AF.

French- how have you not seen Levy Sr in anything else?? Waiting For Guffman? Best In Show? A Mighty Wind? These are classics.

Lake Huron. How funny. That's a lot of water. A great lake. All of it beautiful. But the beautiful people tend to own property only in certain places. Gravenhurst, Bracebridge, Parry Sound, the Muskokas. Spielberg, Bieber, Goldie Hawn and many others are here right now. Georgian Bay - a small part of Lake Huron, still qualifies as the 20th largest lake in the world by itself. And it's just the beautiful bay. Dan is there. He was until he found out about *Frenchie* Someone warned him. Dan don't play. He's a frightened girl. Non binary, of course.

LOL no one warned Dan about Frenchie. Did they? That’s hilarious.

Dan WAS warned and so far Dan is fine. Safe from Frenchie who is not allowed into Canada. Dan is used to nutcases but I gave out a bit too much info about him and therefore Frenchie had to be reported to the authorities of two countries, and the OPP. Not for the first time. Dan laughed at most of my posts, but he was very offended about being called a girl. He told me it was a slur against women to say that a frightened man was like a *girl* And he's right. I didn't have the guts to say to him that he appears well on his way to becoming an actual female. Non binary is easy enough to look up and study. Dan is hairy and handsome and a bit tall with those Levy BROWS. He's not sure he wants to wear a dress all the time. Non-binary. He's growing stronger. But still not strong enough to be a girl. He'll keep his peen. But he doesn't use it.

R167 are you a troll too? I was buying the non binary stuff earlier because you were so specific but this just sounds ridiculous?

But you're the one obsessed with the non-binary issue R168. You keep questioning it, why? It's easy enough to understand and Dan has not been that secretive about it. It's just an evolving issue and state of being for him. So whatever, who cares? He's not fuckable and he for sure doesn't fuck. But he has had sex of sorts and is sorting that out. Non binaries do fuck, but Dan never did penetrate people. Why is it so important? If you don't believe me, I don't give a fuck. Watch for his next TV project and it all should become more clear to you. And that whackjob - Frenchie? Aren't you just the same dude posting from another device? We all know his crazy ass MO. He HAS been reported to the RCMP, The OPP and Border Patrol. He's not posting from Nice, ya know? Sometimes I think everyone on DL is a troll. Your posts don't convince me otherwise R168. I'm not here to convince Y O U of anything. DL is too full of very old white men. Like Frenchie. Dan Levy is non-binary. I don't like it either, but it's his life to label. He's still fun. Go in peace.

Alright R169 - fair enough. We just never get anyone posting insider anything on datalounge anymore so it’s a bit jarring when you get the sense that someone is actually posting something legitimate.

I’ll go in peace!

R164 I have never even heard of these movies. I know he was in american pie, but I don't watch that kind of trash frat bro shite. Same for the brilliant O'hara. I've only seen her in a horrible Ben Affleck Xmas movie, and in a very supporting part in a movie where Christina Ricci is cursed. Shame because she's much better than D. Keaton the cunt, or Goldie Hawn or any supposedly funny actress in her age range that Hollywood forces down our throat all the time.

Eugene Levy is wonderful in all the Christopher Guest movies, especially Best in Show. Just such a natural comedian.

OK R172, that's good to know, because he's really not that good in schitt's creek. How many times can you raise your eyebrows, stare in the emptiness with saucer eyes and call it acting ? I felt sorry for O'hara and Dan who are outstanding and have to work off this dead corpse ( see what I'm doing here ?).

Are you concerned that you’ve been reported to Interpol frenchie?

I hope Dan hears about this

gender fluidity -- part of the same b/s being shopped these days as politically correct

The alleged level of knowing Dan is disturbing on here, and creepy.

Thanks for that interesting contribution R177.

R177 agreed. His “friends” really feel comfortable revealing a ton of sh*t about him. And bash him. And then apparently tell him they are revealing stuff and bashing him. And he’s fine with it.

Things that make you go hmmmmm.

What R179 ? Where did you see that ? Is the crazy poster that I've put on ignore still at it ?

Non binaries love a cowl neck.

Too woke. Probably a misogynist who thinks TWAW and supports them invading women spaces.

Excuse me, what is TWAW ??

Wet Ass Pussy

[quote]Yeah, you fucking with some wet-ass pussy - my head game is fire, punani Dasani / It’s going in dry, and it’s coming out soggy. Your Honor, I’m a freak bitch, handcuffs, leashes, switch my wig, make him feel like he cheating. I need that tip drill. I need a tip drill, I need a tip drill....

- Dani Levy

OK. Trans Women Are Women. There seem to be an awful lot of trans people in America. How many people are we talking about approximately ?

R186. There's you Frenchie, and about 150,000 more. You live in Iowa, right? Maybe it's hard to connect there with other Trans Women. Especially since you reside in a facility. Keep trying. Dan Levy is NOT a trans woman - he's not willing to commit to a gender.

I did some googling of non binary and it seems like they are largely exhausting drama queens obsessed with language and pronouns. And sex with them can be quite tricky because they get easily triggered by the language associated with genitals. So you have to be constantly aware of not triggering them both in day to day life and with sex.

Seems like it would take a very patient partner.

It's Dan's birthday today

Did you order some of his glasses Frenchie

Yes R190. Here I am in Dan's expensive prestige curated eyeglasses! He is going to want me so much when I am allowed back in his hemisphere. You are welcome in Nice, hunky Dan Levy. Come get me. You're only half a Jew so I will take it. Once you fuck me, you will love me forever. Wait, it's time for BINGO!

No R190, they sold out already, and I hope Dan never reads this, but I ever only buy ' Persol', they' re completely handmade and the branches are articulated both ways, which makes them more comfortable than any other glasses, and they probably own the copyright on this. Sorry Dan. Also, If you had answered my email, it would have been different.

He’s adorable

^ translifeline. I rest my case.

He is R193, and so handsome it's hard to look at him 😍

Lol r194

OK crazy poster, I confess... I am not French, I've never set foot in Europe. I have been recently released from a mental institution in Iowa. Dan Levy is your friend. Your best friend in fact. You two laugh at my posts. He has already obtained several restricting orders against me. I am a well known antisemite. I am not even allowed in Canada. In fact I am not allowed outside of Iowa. (Huge. Eye. Roll)

Yes R197, we know. But we don't call them mental institutions anymore and you're not allowed out unsupervised. You shan't be released.

His tribute to his dad. So cute. And he doesn’t look non-binary.......

R199 he never said he was non-binary. It's a creation of jealous DLers. He's a hot, hunky, creative, successful handsome rich white gay man, and that is untolerable here for many people.

Hope you're ready to top him, Frenchie.

Why would you say that ? I don't think he's a bottom only at all. He was very convincing as a pansexual in schitt's creek, he is not passive at all in his life, on the contrary. I think he's more of a top. Until any of you has some convincing info on him.

He’s a bottom. He’s prob all controlling in day to day life and then totally submissive in bed.

Frenchie you’ve got to have heard of those types before?

Frenchie's ass is pre-revolutionary. Dan doesn't penetrate 350 year olds. Dan is attracted to men who will pretend that they both might be girls. Frenchy might qualify there. Dan is not a bottom because as a non binary there are no defined roles, genders or genitals. Dan isn't even a good kisser. Germs.

Oh jesus really? Other femmes?

That’s twisted.

[quote] He was very convincing as a pansexual in schitt's creek

He was especially bottomesque in Schitt's Creek.

I lived in Toronto back when Dan Levy was on MTV and a messy queen about town. He had a bad reputation of MTV and was not well liked by the crew and staff that worked at Masonic Temple where MTV HQ was.

I have to see him naked. Does he have a nice body? He wears his clothes well.

He has a very nice body. Not overly worked out. Kind of healthy and normal. Hairy.

OP He is gay, and don't think he fucks trannys. He is into dick.

Oh yeah ? Exemple ? Anecdote ? ' my friend met him several times in Moskaku or whatnot , and he asked for this and that... ' NOTHING. you have NOTHING. So until he takes Instagram to detail his sexual preferences, STFU.

This is gay board, not for cockless mentals. Don't use as s research to try to learn how to be male.

R212 This is Dan Levy thread, not for illiterate russian bots. Don't use as way to try to learn how to speak proper english.

R212 This is Dan Levy thread, not for illiterate russian bots. Don't use as way to try to learn how to speak proper english.

The person who knew him as a messy queen. What kind of messy shit did he do?

Also I wonder if he’s with this guy...

Dan doesn't have a nice body. Hairy yes, but he's hairy like Lucy Stoole. Who says a girl can't be hairy? These gender assumptions must END. Dan is not having them. Dan is soft and squishy and he likes his fat girl legs and saggy back. He won't acknowledge you, but he does LIKE his wide hips and tries to keep his ass flat because he admires the supermodels of the 1950s! He thinks the idea that his face is handsome is not what his girly heart sees, that's why his mouth is always hanging open or twisted to the side in photographs. He could barely pull of that eyeglass campaign. Even as a dude, he looks like Beavis or Butthead? He's not a masculine guy, because he doesn't believe in that construct. Dan is a complex entity with lots of rules. Here is a real secret. He had some lipo on those fat peasant legs that really destroy a woman's looks. But it didn't really work. The is from Russian jewish peasant stock - their dad has them too. That's why Dan just LOVES to show off some ankle. A little rolled up cuff, some capri jeans in the Muskokas? Hey. Dan doesn't fuck men or hold himself to being one. He's gender neutral. Non-binary. Pansexual. He has a shenis. Frenchie has an 80 year old prolapse. Not a match.

Late to this party.

WTF did I just read? One line summary, please.

Summary: There is frenchie and then there is a person who claims to know dan personally and claims he’s non binary.

r215, that's his co-director from Schitt's Creek. They went to school together. They're a cute couple if they are together

Agreed r219 agreed. Very cute.

Dan Levy proclaimed himself as non-binary. Stop with your denial and fuckery R218. It's good for business and in his case - almost true. I do know him, but this old lying DL troll bitch who decided to call himself "frenchie" for the purpose of this thread has made me very pissed off. He's nuts. I don't give a fuck who believes what. If you think Dan Levy is an ordinary gay man hiding a boyfriend, then wish him well. And good luck to you. If you imagine him to be a hairy well built confident man who is an aggressive TOP - it's a good thing you're still locked up. Non binary men mostly like just touching. Maybe some masturbation of their unnamed organs. Dan does have those terrible legs. He used to laugh at them in a neurotic way. A man would go to the gym to build up their thighs muscles to balance out the fat lower legs. A hairy girl like Dan just wanted thinner calves. They limit him. He's not sure who he wants to be yet. He feels pretty when he ties his hair up in a topknot, but the fat calves really bothered him. He's not interested in shaving his body. Females with dicks can be hairy too. Non binary rules.

^^^^^ you sound completely unhinged. And quite transphobic.

Where is the guy who knew him from MTV when he was a messy queen?

Only one troll out here continually utilizes the word "unhinged." Frenchie just revealed his age and its habit of posting from multiple devices. His obsessive mind will keep going until he gets some response that pleases it. If not, he'll just support his own posts from another device. He's not smart enough to imagine another persona or write in a new style. It's that same guy after all. For years the same unhinged poster on Datalounge. I've been here 7 years and this bitch has been trying his shit forever. R222. Dan was always a messy queen. What's wrong with a bottom. They're useful and he was cute 10 years ago. But not a good bottom or fuck. I told you he got drunk and picked up at Woodys and Tracks back when. On the street too. But he was so fucking high strung he barely ever was a decent fuck unless very drunk. You remember 50 years ago R222? But that wasn't really Dan and not often. He liked to tease guys but he didn't like IT. Dick. Getting fucked. He IS very bitchy in real life then and now. But he's grown gentle about sex and men and he doesn't like overt displays. Kind of a neutered dude. His discomfort with fucking is a psychological state. Non binary. What's your excuse?

Frenchie's a tranny?

OP = Dan Levy.

Or he sucked someone off to post this sad pathetic BULLSHIT topic.

If he's with the pizza guy, I'm happy for him. I just hope he's not with the ' I met a unicorn' insta guy. That I couldn't cope with. That would end all.

And R225 We're ALL Dan Levy. That's the beauty of him.

I feel for Dan Levy if he has someone in his life who is comfortable talking all this sh*t about his personal business.

I love celeb gossip as much as the next DLer but revealing all this specific information about someone apparently struggling with gender identity and body image feels slimey and invasive.

In the early days of reading this thread, I never would have anticipated that, by the time I finished it (to this point), the anti-Frenchie poster would have turned out to be the crazy one.

Dan doesn't struggle with gender identity. He present himself and dresses like a very dapper and classic man. I am sorry to see all this BS aboot him here. It makes me feel sad. His show was wonderful. It felt like schitt's creek was a real place, and you looked forward to going back and be with this family again. I am not ashamed to say that I cried when they decided to leave. I was sobbing for most of season 6 in fact. MARY !! I KNOW.I wanted David to stay, I wanted him to live with Patrick in their little dream house and keep working at the store. I wanted him to forget the life that had only hurt him and built a new one with Patrick and Stevie-and yes, Jake . (Oummmmm Jake). I hope success will not destroy Dan , but unless he finds someone very grounded to protect him from this BUSINESS, he's in danger, gurl.

R229 exactly. It’s been a wild ride.

R229 R231, I would never have anticipated, when I started this thread with a heart full of love and enthusiasm, that it would attract so much CRAZINESS. It's a bumpy ride, but it's worth riding. Just like Dan himself.

Lol frenchie. I admire your commitment to the cause.

Poster from the “Schitt’s Creek” thread wrote: “I read on an old thread somewhere that Dan was vers IRL.“

LOL! Yeah “vers” meaning he accepts cock either on his back, or doggy style. Sorry, but I could never picture him fucking a guy. Bottom line, Dan Levy is a queen-sized bone killer. Good writer, though.

He's obviously vers. My fear is that he would be attracted to skinny shrimpy hip guys, and I am a very masc muscle bottom.

Frenchieeeeee he’s not vers!

I will need more than that to believe you R236. Also, are you Dan ?

I love you too, OP.

No I’m not Dan but frenchie look at him! He is a bottom!

R238 WHATTTTTTT ?????? OMG OMG OMG !!!! THAT IS SO CRUEL IF YOU AREN'T D.A.N. Tell me something that only you and I know. (aboot my email for instance, what did I write I would love to do )

R235 (French-fry) - “ He's obviously vers. My fear is that he would be attracted to skinny shrimpy hip guys, and I am a very masc muscle bottom.”

R240 (Also, French-fry) - “ [R238] WHATTTTTTT ?????? OMG OMG OMG !!!! THAT IS SO CRUEL IF YOU AREN'T D.A.N. Tell me something that only you and I know. (aboot my email for instance, what did I write I would love to do )”

Dear, your posts flame like a silly fan-gurl. Now we know for sure that you are NOT a “very masc muscle bottom”. You’re just a bottom, like your sister, Dan.

I wish we knew him when he was a messy queen in Toronto.

R241 okay, let's just say ' muscle bottom ' then. And men find me very masc (until I open my mouth that is.)

Okay, okay, ok, ok, ok.... obviously Frenchie needs an image of what a top or vers-top, is NOT. And remember, TOP is the operative word, in any way, shape, or form. Take a gander, and tell me if you really think this prissy, neurotic, tedious-Queen, is any form of a top. Please.... not in her wildest dreams. Miss Dan is a bossy, total bottom. That “het”scene with Stevie was absolutely nauseating. Come to think of it, all of his sexual scenes in Schitt’s Creek were nauseating.

Frenchie also Dan is basically David right? And look at who David was paired with - Jake (top) and Patrick (top). If you think Patrick wasn’t a top - then think of the episode where David encourages him to bang that little twink bottom who comes in the store and gives him his number. Again suggesting Patrick is a top. David is a bottom. And therefore Dan is a bottom.

The sex stuff with David and Stevie just made no sense whatsoever.

R245 I appreciate your analyses. BUT. Dan moves in a way that suggest, at least to my trained eye, that he's also, a top. Especially in this clip. Body language don't lie. The man has a very strong masculine streak. Also, I can turn any bottom into a top faster than you can say ' bitch'.

R245 I appreciate your analyses. BUT. Dan moves in a way that suggest, at least to my trained eye, that he's also, a top. Especially in this clip. Body language don't lie. The man has a very strong masculine streak. Also, I can turn any bottom into a top faster than you can say ' bitch'.

Alright frenchie you might have a point. Lol.

LOL! Oh yeah, French @247; nothing says “top” more than dancing in front of your boyfriend to a Tina Turner song. Operative words here,... Tina Turner!

Give it up French. And please spare us your bold (and highly unlikely) claim to turn bottoms into tops at your command. Just give it up.

Wouldn’t it be a crazy plot twist if the rage filled non-binary troll was actually dan himself?

I have suspected this too R250. At one point I thought it might be him putting my love to the proof. I love you Dan. I see your qualities and your beauty, I see your achievments, but I also see your hang-ups, your insecurities , your obsessions, your struggles and your emotional scars, and I just.love .you. more....come to papa baby'

Lol this isn’t dan but frenchie you are too much. Your love is very pure

All of these posts are just FrenchFried talking to itself. Dan is not a top. He doesn't use his dick to penetrate men. He doesn't get penetrated either. Fingers maybe. He likes to roll up his pant legs and put his hair in a top knot, wear loose fitting sweaters and leggings. He's a girly boy. He is attracted to others similarly deluded, aka non threatening non gendered. Frenchfuck is feminine enought - except he's at least 75 years old. He loves Jussie Smollett too. We know who you are fool.

Wtf are you talking about ^^^^ he doesn’t even have enough hair for a top knot.

He does and he does. Wear a top knot. Shut the fuck up loser bitch. How is your boo Rob these days? You sure do change your DL obsessions frequently. But your posting is not limited to Datalounge. Dan doesn't find you any weirder than other mentally ill ancient fags, but he knows that you're nuts. AND that some of your previous obsessions have reached a bit too over the line. Watch out bitch from Iowa. We all know who you are.

R253

[quote] Watch out bitch from Iowa. We all know who you are.

No, we don't. No one but you knows what the heck you mean.

Good lord. Frenchie is officially not the problem anymore.

The dan levy is non-binary top knot rage troll has taken over.

^ You are Frenchie R258. I don't have any rage about Dan. I'm helping him out to be honest. THIS one is going to be arrested.

best thread ever

Is he still here ??? Take your fucking meds sir !

Thanks R260 (Also, are you Dan Levy ?)

[quote] Also, I can turn any bottom into a top faster than you can say ' bitch'.

How do you get them to take the viagra after you slip something into their drink? Aren't they pretty out of it at that point?

Hi Frenchie,

I like your name.

R264, you people are beastly mean.

R263, I am a professionaly trained masseur, I suck a mean BJ, lots of moaning and groaning. Oh, and a beautiful face attached to killer body helps.

Can’t you see that the tone is different in a lot of these responses to you?

Frenchie doesn’t have a ton of control over the way he responds (no offense). It’s pretty clear when it’s him and when it’s not.

French reminds me of a more easily manipulate Lange Forever Fan.

Seems a bit non binary here

I say Binary. Also looks somehow like my grandfather young. Very intelligent, well read, a author/publisher, with an huge sexual apetite. Do you think that Dan and I could be related somehow !? I am from italian and french descent. Wich do I feel so connected to him ?

Frenchie if you’re related what happens to the love affair? You still go for it?

R269. Dan hates that photo. He doesn't like the mid section area. He prefers a swing coat, layered tunics and big Boyfriend sweaters in winter!! A crisp white shirt, but oversized and layered with a jumper past his knees. Throw on a top knot and he's ready for anything. He reminds me of young KD Lang. Except kd was sexy and dressed like a man.

He posted it r272.

You cray.

He's a big boned gal.

Dani loves to play with proportion. This is not a costume - but a night out!! He/they is one of the few who dresses to minimize their shoulders and tries to make their hips look wider. But because he's an old school fashion gal, he doesn't like any bums. He likes to keep it flat back there. He might like frenchies 80 year old crepey pancake ass. To drape a skirt on.

“Old school fashion gal”

Lol

Missing the R272 reply, I checked my ' ignored ' section. There are like 250000 stupid posts by crazy-cray the Dan-hater . WOW. That guy has A LOT of time in his hands ! If Dan and I are related, we're probably like, third cousins once removed, so no probs. Besides, it's not like we're having a child together. Hey, Dan just tweeted. Back in 5

Missing the R272 reply, I checked my ' ignored ' section. There are like 250000 stupid posts by crazy-cray the Dan-hater . WOW. That guy has A LOT of time in his hands ! If Dan and I are related, we're probably like, third cousins once removed, so no probs. Besides, it's not like we're having a child together. Hey, Dan just tweeted. Back in 5

When Dan was a boy.

^ hot

It was just Sarah retweeting some Schitt's Creek stuff. Sigh...

It was just Sarah retweeting some Schitt's Creek stuff. Sigh...

I’m surprised his people haven’t gotten this thread deleted.

I'll tell you when I fell for him. I first heard about him here. The vogue 73 questions thread . I didn't like him at all. I thought he was just another obnoxious fashion nellie gay guy (but I see now that he's shy and was completely uncomfortable) . But I still watched the Schitt's creek trailer. Catherine O'hara seemed in top form so I gave it a go. Season 1 ep 1 had me thinking, is THAT Dan Levy ??? Wow, he 's HANDSOME ! I was very surprised to see a completely different Dan. Then in one early episode, when Alexis is supposed to leave with Stavros, he has a melt down and goes' ' what kind of So-sssssshhhhioooopaaath abandon their family in a place like this ????' ' And that was it. I thought OMG this is going to be fun. Simple.

I'll tell you when I fell for him. I first heard about him here. The vogue 73 questions thread . I didn't like him at all. I thought he was just another obnoxious fashion nellie gay guy (but I see now that he's shy and was completely uncomfortable) . But I still watched the Schitt's creek trailer. Catherine O'hara seemed in top form so I gave it a go. Season 1 ep 1 had me thinking, is THAT Dan Levy ??? Wow, he 's HANDSOME ! I was very surprised to see a completely different Dan. Then in one early episode, when Alexis is supposed to leave with Stavros, he has a melt down and goes' ' what kind of So-sssssshhhhioooopaaath abandon their family in a place like this ????' ' And that was it. I thought OMG this is going to be fun. Simple.

Frenchie stop double posting please

Frenchie stop breathing please. Tend to your mother's remains.

R266 : I don't know if a bottom whore will work for him. I also hope you have a penis, because that would be essential.

But r288 I thought he didn’t like penises?

Is he with Andrew Cividino? Anyone know?

WHO'S ANDREW CIVINO ????????

WHO'S ANDREW CIVINO ????????

Looked up the definition of “desperation”, as it relates to mental illness, and Frenchie’s pic appeared.

Also looked up the definition of “delusional”, as it relates to mental illness, and once again, Frenchie’s pic appeared.

Additionally, looked up the definition of “total bottom”, and Dan Levy’s pic appeared.

Hmmmm; this is fun!

You know that Frenchie IS the Jessica Lange LOON, right? La Loon.

Cividino =Tiny teeny dorky bottom. I am not surprised.

Frenchie you make me lol

Dan is single.

Hopefully not for long, Frenchie.

💜💜💜

This thread makes me laugh more than anything has in awhile. It’s funnier than his show.

Frenchie is going to have to invest in a stepladder and learn how to top.

Dan does not like penetration in any form. Not until all vaginas are safe from unwanted aggression.

Not even a finger R300?

If it's food grade safe, a gloved finger can outline the perimeter of a lower body orifice. But Dan doesn't like it. Flesh openings make him anxious. They can all be attractively and wittily covered, don't forget. In layers.

He is so cute here

He is cute, and even though I fear for Dan a little if his #1 fan gets too close, I also sympathize with Frenchie. I've been there myself (with other celebrity crushes), though I never had this evident determination, "He WILL be mine."

Note how tightly sealed shut Dan's facial orifice is at R303? Dan is always twisting his pleasure cavities closed. They are virtually closed for business. Thankfully, non binaries are not limited to having sex through holes. You can put on lots of clothes and sit on the couch and have sex together. Dan loves to play with his own hair while you stroke his nipples through the ribs in his cowl neck sweater. He puts on some lip gloss sometimes and makes a mark on your t-shirt. He gets very excited at fat hairy ankles showing through rolled up trousers, above a Converse. Once he ejaculated on a partner's ankle. The next day he had the rug cleaned and threw out the couch. Non binaries do enjoy the bedroom. It's the best place to record talking to your fans while showing off your latest wardrobe purchases. Share skin care tips and problems with the cis world. That's when the real SEXY times happen.

Is he going to announce his pronoun has switched to “they” soon?

Also since you know him - is his father cool with the non binary thing?

Whenever Frenchy and Dan Levy come up in a conversation.

R302, I guarantee you, there’s no one posting in this thread who knows Dan Levy.

^ meant r307, not r302.

Dan loves big buttons. Makes his nipples seem smaller. To him. Dan isn't comfortable with nipples.

Does he have pancake nipples?

Scroll up - someone posted a shirtless pic

Can someone who I HAVEN'T blocked repost the shirtless pic please ? Oh and FYI, I can TOTALLY top if I want to.

His face ages like 10years from expression to expression. The eyebrows work on his father, not on him. Has he ever tweezed?

I like Patrick. I just got to where he's made an appearance so I hope he sticks around. Ted and mutt and the carpenter are all more conventionally handsome but Patrick is so much my type. Dan, pass though.

1) Dan trims his eyebrows 2) being able to look different, of have facial expression is called ' acting'. I know you guys have forgotten, considering the level of quality of your thespians nowadays.

Not expressions. One moment he looks 30. The next, he looks 50.

R317 well that's your opinion. I think he's handsome and extremely funny, and that he finds the heart in everything he does.

He fled America. I wonder if he’s gone back to Canada for good.

Wouldn’t blame him.

Muskoka is the place to be, but shhhh don't tell anyone.

Those caterpillar eyebrows tho

He’s so sexy.

R322 isn't he ? But I saw him first, back off bish. I don't think he ' fled ' America, since he just bought a house in Los Feliz. He 's just summering in Muskoka. He was @ Lake Huron a couple days back.

Frenchie look at this recent photo. Swoon.

R324 Thanks OMG OMG OMG He's adorbz with his curly hair squeeeeeeeeeeeeee squeeeeeeeeeeee soo perfect !!!

R324 Thanks OMG OMG OMG He's adorbz with his curly hair squeeeeeeeeeeeeee squeeeeeeeeeeee soo perfect !!!

Frenchie is the Lange LOON. An 80 year old man lisping squeeeeeeeeee makes the male part of Dan Levy vomit. And the Muskokas empty into Lake Huron, moron. The Muskokas and Lake Rosseau are literally paradise. Such natural beauty is staggering. Dan never disrobes. He swims in a t-shirt and capri pants. You ever heard of Capri, Frenchie? Rolling our fucking eyes at you.

^^^^ Angry dan levy hater troll is still worse Frenchie.

Very dark energy. Why do you care so much about some rando on the Internet?

Is he STILL around ??? Why don't these Psychos have a 24/7 watch to make sure they take their meds ? I have a cousin like that. Eventually his brother moved in with him. Otherwise he would have killed himself, or someone else.

R327

OK Psychobitch, you want to fight ? Come and get me.! You know where to find me. I'll be in Dan's bed, but you won't see me immediately, because he'll be on top of me. Look around his dick, that's where I'll be, Balls deep.

Balls deep Lololol

You go for it Frenchie

I have no idea what cray-cray writes, I've blocked him like, last week. Is it fun ? He doesn't strike me as a ' fun ' sort of person.

Nah he’s still ranting about Capri pants and ankles.

What does he care how Dan dresses ? What is it to him anyway ? Isn't he collecting fat girls to make a suit with their skin ?

Dan Levy is A TOTAL BOTTOM! Case closed!

I wonder if he makes all those facial expressions IRL like his character in Schitts Creek. Most of them make him look old and ugly. I'd find him scary and off putting if I were a first time gay like Patrick. He's better looking in stills. I find it hard to look at his face with all the other young wholesome, waspy goodlooks in the series. He has an unhealthy pallor. Is he white white?

I don’t think he got enough sleep filming the show and you can see it tbh.

He looks much hotter doing press because he’s prob more rested.

One of those AOL build interviewers even said something to that effect and it was really awkward (he said something like wow you look so much better now - do you wear makeup to make you look that way on the show? And the answer was something about not getting enough sleep).

Run to his side, OP! Amor audacibus favet!

R339 you read it here first !

R339 you read it here first !

Dan is in Toronto tonight. Can't stay at the lake all summer. He doesn't find my energy dark at all. He's quite frightened by "Frenchie" though. Who wouldn't be?

R342 - ask him why he’s cool with you posting all his non binary body dysmorphia on datalounge

R343 I see that cray-cray takes better care of this thread than me, unlike Alexis with David's 6 adult tamagochis. Keep posting, cray-cray, we're halfway there.

R343 I see that cray-cray takes better care of this thread than me, unlike Alexis with David's 6 adult tamagochis. Keep posting, cray-cray, we're halfway there.

Any news from Dan, Frenchie? Did you mark your email to notify you when it's read?

Stop double posting your shit, you mental deficient French-Fucking-Fry!

It’s an affront to read them once, let alone twice.

R346... Oups no, I didn't. Shit.

There's no such thing as a "top with body dysmorphia who is non binary".

A top is a man.

Just read an interview about his eyeglass company (sigh) where he says POSE is one of his favorite shows and wishes they were recognized more by the Emmys. Said next show will continue to represent the community more deeply and continue ongoing work of Schitt’s Creek re: representation.

Maybe non binary troll is not a troll after all.

Dan is supporting, the gays, the lez, the trans, the asex, the queer, the non-binary, the bis, the pans, EVERYBODY. He himself has never, to my knowlege, come out as non-binary, and if he would, it wouldn't change anything for me. Will I be a little annoyed that I 'll have to call him' 'they' '? Yes. Will I love him less ? No. End of that conversation.

Dan is supporting, the gays, the lez, the trans, the asex, the queer, the non-binary, the bis, the pans, EVERYBODY. He himself has never, to my knowlege, come out as non-binary, and if he would, it wouldn't change anything for me. Will I be a little annoyed that I 'll have to call him' 'they' '? Yes. Will I love him less ? No. End of that conversation.

Glad you’re supportive Frenchie. He won’t need the judgment.

There's only one troll on this thread. Frenchie, who is 74 years old and lives in Iowa. Dan is non binary. Wait for his next project and the announcements. Done with you fool. Keep complimenting your own posts from the home's communal computer *frenchie.* I enjoy a troll with two DE-VICES.

Swoon

He seems like a normal guy.

How is he single?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

How is he single? That’s an easy one. He’s Dan Levy.

Ewwwe David!

OMG please F&F the incessant Schitts Creek troll!!

This troll has been doing everything it can to shill that dumb show for weeks now. It’s some Canadian sitcom the OP is obsessed or associated with. Apparently Eugene Levy or his nelly bitch son are hurting for money because even when that thing was on the air few people in the US watched it.

Go away OP, you freak!

On second thought, the OP is CLEARLY Dan Levy, who’s some Canadian trying to happen in Hollywood after his show got some attention.

Notice how the OP or someone else keeps referring to “Dan” supporting all the gays and “Dan” launching and eyewear company?

OP is a shill troll. Send it to hell Datalounge!

Yes I am Dan Levy (eye roll) and nobody gives my show any attention (15 Emmy noms this year). You're a certified DL sleuth, champ !

Still haven't heard from him... I don't know. Maybe you guys have a point. Maybe I'm in love with David Rose, not Dan...

Still haven't heard from him... I don't know. Maybe you guys have a point. Maybe I'm in love with David Rose, not Dan...

I watched some deadline panel he was on today and he casually joked about having the costumes for Alexis and Moira hanging in his closet and his maid probably thinking he had way more fun than he did.

Non binary troll - that doesn’t sound like a joke that someone struggling with gender identity would make.....

You're in love with a bad drag king. But that's better than you get at the home Frenchie. We heard you had food poisoning from the potatoe salad at the Saturday outdoor BBQ? Next time, just have an extra weiner. And wear diapers.

This song reminds me of the asinine juvenile teenage girl nature of Frenchie's obsession with Levy. It's cute but creepy coming from old fat dudes in dresses. Dan ain't even handsome no more. He's prematurely soft and flabby, everywhere. That's why he likes showing his ankles so much. Dan doesn't feel comfortable to tone up some muscle. Well, because you know. It would involve acknowledging his body. But misgendered folk can exercise too. His therapists are working on it.

Frenchie's infatuations are about as relevant as the dumb subject rhymes of this song. But the chorus is where the obsessive voice wins out. It's contagious. Like the mayonnaise. Good luck passing the rest of your mucus stool, Frenchie. Did you win at Bingo?

Buddy I think he blocked you.... ^^^

Ha. yeah. I wish. You can still enjoy the art of my post. You're welcome R366. We ain't buddies though.

His.... maid ?? What is this, 1925 ? Do people still have maids ? Is it a canadian thing ? My grandmother 's cook/cleaning lady (who had been Rita Hayworth' s femme de chambre when she was married to Aly Khan, take that Datalounge ! ) was already called a ' help', not a maid. So, if I ever become Mrs Dan Levy, I will have a cottage in the Muskokas AND a maid ? DAN BABY I LOVE YOU

His.... maid ?? What is this, 1925 ? Do people still have maids ? Is it a canadian thing ? My grandmother 's cook/cleaning lady (who had been Rita Hayworth' s femme de chambre when she was married to Aly Khan, take that Datalounge ! ) was already called a ' help', not a maid. So, if I ever become Mrs Dan Levy, I will have a cottage in the Muskokas AND a maid ? DAN BABY I LOVE YOU

Frenchie you excited for this

R370 he's adorable

Agreed Frenchie agreed

Yeah, adorable. He looks like a soft lesbian with permanent 5 o'clock shadow. You know how their lips smell? Dan is always wet under his nose and around the chin. If it weren't for Lake Rousseau, Dan Levy would never even get clean. He's a depressed, confused mess. As soon as the sound bites are over, she cries to the assistant.

He doesn’t seem depressed?

our man is a lifelong learner ^^^^

KD Lang looks really pretty there R375! She's the pride of Alberta.

He’s going to help us learn about indigenous Canadians now. Our man does it all.

Could he be any more charming ?

Hi Frenchie - Are you still in Nice? Or were you forced to return to the US during this terrible time?

R380 Hi, Thank you for your kind words and your concern. No I'm not in Nice anymore, I am still in France though, but further North. I don't live in the US, and never have. It's not bad at all here, masks are mandatory, but quarantine has been lifted since june. It was very sweet of you to ask. (also, are you Dan Levy ?)

I hope you enjoyed your time in Nice. I grew up in Angouleme and visited Nice often. Beautiful city.

Where are you now?

R382. Oh, you're french then. So you're definitely not Dan. Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir ? Enchanté to you too. I am in a very nice place, but I don't wanna say where exactly. Let's just say not too far from Switzerland. Nice was OK, way too hot though.

Frenchie are we taking the indigenous Canada class? Or just watching dan interview the professors?

I think I’m doing the latter.

Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir? Hahaha

R384 I 'm not taking the class. Dan will never know I did. Because he' ll never know I even exist. I'm just currently watching schitt's creek right.now. And I am CRYING.

Oh, I know, R386. And I'm disappointed.

R387 you're not Dan. Eat glass !

You're breaking my heart, Frenchie. I thought we had a thing.

R389 very funny. What did I say I would love to do in my email ?

You know, R390, and I love the thought of it.

You mean R383? No, I do not want to go to bed with you...

R391 no that's not it.

Wait Frenchie how did you get his email?

I wish he would let his chest hair show more. Look how he’s wearing a f’ing t shirt under the button down here

R394 I didn't get his private email, but someone in this thread was kind enough to post a clue to a link, that gave a lead to an adress where he could be reached.

Gotcha gotcha

R395 Oh, you mean the contact information anyone can get by simply Googling 'contact Dan Levy'?

The fact that Frenchie said "voulez vous coucher avec moi cest soir" now makes me disbelieve that he's actually French. Sorry, Frenchie, you lost me. But to the anti-Frenchie troll, I'm not going to see any response you make piling onto this statement.

I feel like there are basically 4 of us on the thread.

But I’m here for it.

R398 of course I'm french. What's wrong with ' voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir ? "it's a french sentence that most americans know.

R398 of course I'm french. What's wrong with ' voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir ? "it's a french sentence that most americans know.

R397 no, but it would have been indeed the easiest way and why didn't you bitches tell me THAT before ?? 400 reply before such a basic info ? You guys suck.

Frenchie, call me.

Why R403 ?

You know, R404.

Dan threw up on his favorite blouse when frenchie offered "voulez-vous couchez avec moi, ce soir." Didn't we all? Frenchie couldn't even get the fake French right. Plus the lyrics identify him as 75 + years old. But none of you wanted to believe me or the RCMP.

Leave Dan alone Frenchie. Talk to the other old queen out here who believes in your travels. You're a sick piece of disgusting old flesh. God Bless.

How does one let the RCMP know about a random datalounger named Frenchie r406?

Do they really have time for that?

Frenchie's actions and activities are not random.

What is RCMP ????

What is RCMP ????

Royal Canadian Mounted Police...

....

^ LOL oops wrong thread.

R409 R410 Royal Canadian Mounted Police

What would they do ??? Arrest me ? Is loving a crime in Canada ??? Then I'll be sentenced for life ! Btw I am currently watching this (see link below).Right this moment. I am not crying even though I thought I would. Three thoughts : 2) Dan Levy is constantly hilarious. 3) Patrick has tiny feet. 1) Contrary to popular belief on DL, after watching this, I am now convinced that David is the top and Patrick the bottom.

what’s your logic on David being a top Frenchie?.

R416 how much time do you have ? Summary : David, under his ridiculous jumpers, is a big broad guy with big feet = big dick. Patrick is small and introvert, with tiny feet. He's almost always at the receiving end of David's affection. The words of the song Patrick chooses to express his feeling for David ' I call you when my (ahem) heart (=ass) 's on fire, you come to me wild and wired, give me everything I need' '. When David carries Patrick on his shoulders in the mountains, the energy is obvious. David is fem and petulant, and Patrick masc and stoic, so the erotic tension in bed between the two must come from a reverse interaction, otherwise they' d be bored after 2 nights.. Others small subtle things

Yeah I’ve thought the same. Also David is pan so he clearly f*cks women - why not men too.

Prob vers?

David IMO is vers. He's pan, we know that. Hunky Jake (Woooooooooooooooooffffff) is obviously a dominant top, and so is the hot photographer (sebastian ?) , and I believe they both have fucked David silly. But I am convinced that David fucks patrick's lily white little butt way more often than the contrary. And when Jake flirts heavily with Patrick, you could almost see Patrick 's pants be sucked in by his sphincter.

Yes Frenchie good call re Jake and Patrick.

You’ve persuaded me.

Dan IRL though.... I don’t know

Mmmmmm Dan (wet Dreams)

Mmmmmm Dan (wet Dreams)

Frenchie, can you link the video you were talking about at r415?

Here. ' the love story of Patrick and David '. Enjoy and cry. And laugh. And cry. about it all again.

Frenchie, I love how you own your love for Dan. I am obsessed with someone famous and I would never have the balls to claim it anywhere, muchless DL!

R425 Thank you. I appreciate that. You brought tears to my eyes. It's hard, because I adore him, and obviously he'll never know. But it's probably for the best. I miss Schitt's creek so much. I just hope Dan is happy somewhere in gorgeous Muskoka, surrounded with friends, family and hot guys, enjoying his phenomenal success. I have a terrific life. I can't complain. I've been loved. My SO is in the sky now. ( he's not an astronaut, he had cancer). But I've known love, and I hope Dan will build a happy life for himself

Amen Frenchie.

I support your love too.

Thank you kindly R427. Keep a good thought for Dan

Another day without any news. Where is Dan ?

He is getting ready to lead a discussion on indigenous Canada on Sunday Frenchie. Check his insta. He looks adorb.

Oh I am relieved. Thanks R430. Found this. Adorbz

Right frenchie? He’s looking so precious with that scruff and hair and white T-shirt.

Swoon.

He needs to stop being so perfect Squeeeeeeeeeeeeee

R429, R430, R431, R432, R433 are all the same poster. Frenchie has a habit of answering his own posts. Always in the most supportive way. Funny how his only fan out here is always right there to respond - just seconds after *frenchfuck* posts?

We fucking know who you are old man. Grotesque.

[quote] Another day without any news. Where is Dan ?

Why would there be daily news on this relatively obscure actor who isn't currently appearing in a movie or TV show?

Am I watching Schitt's creek season 1 ep 1 right now ? Yes. 1 observation : they had their characters nailed from day 1. Also 2: it's gonna be a very emotional Journey for me that I don't know if I can take at this point. 3: mayor Roland is ruining it for me

Roland was the worst character. So gross and not funny.

It's this actor. Ewwww David !

This is my Favourite scène in the history of télévision

Love that scene. He’s so cute

R441 his mortgage isn’t going to pay itself.....

Here's Dan's favourite local shop. It looks charming.

That looks so lovely. God I hate being trapped in COVID America and unable to travel or go to cute stores.

I've considered buying a studio in Montréal to get closer to Dan. WHAT ???? 500 000 $ for a STUDIO ??? THAT 'S INSANE ! We sold out HOUSE in PARIS for 500 000!!!!

[quote] obsession over his non existing ass and such.

"How will I ever attract the top that I desire?"

he really doesn’t have much of an ass

He has a very nice hairy upper body and great legs

Well, I've learned from Dan's SmallBizReco that he pronounces it "prah-dyuce," like the British.

(We Americans say "proh-dooss.")

He did an Instagram Q and A about indigenous Canada (?) today. It was incoherent but he looked really hot. Lots of facial hair - turning into a sexy daddy.

He's gorgeous. Period

Frenchie he’s on kimmel tonight - set your VCR

Gurls,, I'll be busy. Maybe something happened... Maybe not. Maybe I won't post here again. Maybe it's no more necessary. But remember that you witnessed here, this beautiful story, a thread of love for Dan Levy and Frenchie.

Invite us to the wedding Frenchie xoxox and let us know if he’s really a top!

Xoxo Thank you all for your support ;D

Xoxo Thank you all for your support ;D

Dans forehead though...it....slopes.

Aren't we done with this thread yet?

Nah let’s finish it out.

Where non-binary troll to tell us more gossip now that Frenchie got psych hospitalized again?

Is Frenchie an authentic male or one of those poorly constructed FTM facsimiles?

[quote] But remember that you witnessed here, this beautiful story, a thread of love for Dan Levy and Frenchie.

Why exactly are we supposed to think some weird episode of DL internet stalking was beautiful?

The whole thread makes no sense.

I think what's clear is that Datalounge is merely a construct of Dan Levy's brain (Datalounge = DL = Dan Levy) and everyone posting here is really just his synapses firing. Frenchie is merely one of Dan's characters who he's using to work out some intimacy issues and will cease to exist once Dan finds himself in a long-term relationship. But it won't be a sad death, Frenchie, as you'll always be a part of Dan's psyche and will have helped him find happiness.

Did Frenchie get blocked? I'm worried

Frenchie is long gone.