Trump Campaign Announce AllStar Lineup at Republican National Convention

It's a veritable "Who's That?" of the entertainment industry.

More stars than there are in the heavens!

This is yet another example of not knowing for sure if it's a valid report or another zany Onion article....Pathetic.

Donni - 🦠WEAR A MASK!!!🦠😷 @donnijean -- That’s so sweet. They found Scott Baio a job for a day.

Rob Tannenbaum @tannenbaumr -- James Woods wanted cab fare, so they turned him down.

JudgeYouHarshly @JudgeYouHarshly -- Somewhere Dean Cain is sitting alone, still staring expectedly at his fax machine.

Was Dump supporter Kirstie Alley not available or is she too busy shoveling food into her mouth to speak?

What? No Kid Rock?

Who?

From the party that's always complaining about how out of touch and elite celebrities are.

What happened to "shut up and sing"?

Years ago they would have all appeared on the same episode of The Love Boat.

What no Kimberlin Brown??

It sounds like a very special episode of Celebrity rehab.

Celia Rubinstein was a friend to all mankind......

WHO???!!!!??

The Nuge will demonstrate how to kill a vicious rabbit.

No Jon Voight?

At first I wondered why not invite Suzanne Somers, but then I got to thinking and she would probably spend the whole time peddling some product.

Who do we have the second night? Donny Most and Vicki the robot girl from Small Wonder?

Boy, Dancing With the Stars is getting really desperate.

All Star Line up? Really? C- maybe

I thought Diamonds and Silk got kicked to the curb by the gops?

This reply to the original tweet is gold.

Not even Clint Eastwood and his chair?

Since diamond and silk are trending. Here is a rare video clip i put together . You are welcome

[quote]All Star Line up? Really? C- maybe

The C is two keys over from the Z, so I can see how you made this mistake.

[quote]This is yet another example of not knowing for sure if it's a valid report or another zany Onion article....Pathetic.

Will Jon Voight show up to give Trump a post-speech handjob?

Captivating.

What exactly do Diamond & Silk do? Are they some sort of Weather Girls tribute band?

I thought this was a joke when I first saw it, but it appears to be for real!

Noted scientist/Rhodes Scholar/Nobel Prize winner/former game show host Chuck Woolery will give a 5 second address on what he knows about the Corona virus, and he'll still have 3 seconds to spare.

But as a consolation, the tenth runner up on America's Got Talent will be there to armpit fart The Devil Went Down To Georgia. Hee-haw!

[quote]I thought this was a joke when I first saw it, but it appears to be for real!

Which authoritative sources have you seen confirm it to make you think it's real?

More special guests will be Roger Stone, the deplorable couple just banned from Walmart after they wore their swastika masks, and a comatose Herman Cain will be beamed in from the ICU.

Star-studded!

Don't forget George Zimmerman - he'll be the special guest star, basically the Heather Locklear of the convention.

No Dean Cain?

Bleach Bum and company should just invite Scott Baio to dress up the Grim Reaper, Jon Voight as Satan, and Roseanne as Covid-19, and call it a day!

No, r35. He hasn't left the house since Chuck Norris told him his ass was sagging.

I don’t see why they don’t just call it “Live Aid 2020”

Will burning crosses have their own Zoom boxes?

Special Appearance by KUNGFLU!

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