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Favorite Janeane Garofalo Film

THE GREATEST FUCKING ACTRESS OF ALL TIME!!!!!! BOW DOWN!!!! EAT HER FUCKING TASTY CUNT!!!!! NOW, QUEERBOYS!!!!!!

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by Anonymousreply 35September 11, 2020 2:13 PM

Who?

by Anonymousreply 1July 25, 2020 4:34 AM

Left out a really obscure Elijah Wood flick called "The Bumblebee Flies Anyway". Weird ass film; she played a counselor of some sort. She was either bored or on downers - barely coherent. Wood was good though (as usual; he really is Seriously underrated IMHO).

by Anonymousreply 2July 25, 2020 4:35 AM

She's terrible. I can't bear to watch her.

by Anonymousreply 3July 25, 2020 5:13 AM

The Janeane Garofalo Troll is back!

by Anonymousreply 4July 25, 2020 5:17 AM

She's the rare ugly person that doesnt pull off self deprecating well. She seems to convey anger of some kind. The most I ever liked her was in that Truth About Cats and Dogs flick. Because it picked at the things that annoyed me about her before.

by Anonymousreply 5July 25, 2020 5:21 AM

She was good in The Larry Sanders Show.

by Anonymousreply 6July 25, 2020 5:36 AM

She was "Wet Hot" in "Wet Hot American Summer" and its Netflix series.

by Anonymousreply 7July 25, 2020 6:16 AM

MilitantFemButchLez Obsessed with JG is a man.

by Anonymousreply 8July 25, 2020 6:25 AM

R8 blatantly satirizing the dyke troll obsessed with JG

by Anonymousreply 9July 25, 2020 6:31 AM

TheGarofaholic is male.

by Anonymousreply 10July 25, 2020 6:45 AM

Share your Janeane gossip/stories here.

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by Anonymousreply 11July 25, 2020 6:47 AM

The Garofaholic broadcasts himself on the interwebs for all to see who is.

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by Anonymousreply 12July 25, 2020 6:54 AM

FUCK - and I can’t stress this enough - OFF.

by Anonymousreply 13July 25, 2020 7:02 AM

I went for Romy & Michele but I do love her in Reality Bites too, especially the My Sharona scene.

25 years later Vickie Miner’s hair is copied by thousands of young women who put their She/Her pronouns in their twitter bio and aspire to be taken seriously as political commentators.

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by Anonymousreply 14July 25, 2020 7:41 AM

Here's quiz: What movies/TV Shows has Janeane worn wigs in?

by Anonymousreply 15July 25, 2020 7:46 AM

Fuck the fuckety fuck off. So fucking tired of that fucking cunts’ name.

by Anonymousreply 16July 25, 2020 7:57 AM

These Garofalo threads are so fucking tedious. Can't you take your dull obsession elsewhere?

by Anonymousreply 17July 25, 2020 8:16 AM

R17 I didn't't make this thread.

by Anonymousreply 18July 25, 2020 8:18 AM

R12 Wow. I always assumed it was JG herself.

by Anonymousreply 19July 25, 2020 9:58 AM

I like how she's always having to explain to people that she's not a lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 20July 25, 2020 11:11 AM

Reality Bites is her best performance, for moments like her humiliation and ennui at not being able to find a job or career, and the scene where she's worried she has HIV. It's a very genuine and realistic portrait of young Gen Xer's fears and disillusionments at the time.

But I do love her in 200 Cigarettes too ("these matches are disappointing me!!").

by Anonymousreply 21July 25, 2020 12:27 PM

I love Janeane Garofalo!!! She is so versatile and talented!

by Anonymousreply 22September 8, 2020 3:30 PM

This is the last straw: we must purge lesbians from this site.

by Anonymousreply 23September 8, 2020 3:48 PM

Janeane Garofalo should of won the Oscar for every performance she ever gave! Her pussy tastes like raspberry cheesecake!

by Anonymousreply 24September 8, 2020 3:48 PM

[quote] She's the rare ugly person that doesnt pull off self deprecating well. She seems to convey anger of some kind. The most I ever liked her was in that Truth About Cats and Dogs flick. Because it picked at the things that annoyed me about her before.

She's a dyke. Crazed bitterness is part of the ugly physical package.

Even when the occasional lezzie is attractive -- maybe 1 in a 100 -- you can sense the overwhelming bitterness over "men!" and the phallic envy/revulsion that is pushing them toward a complete mental breakdown.

In the world of the lez, Janeane is a fascinating comedic presence, Brie Larson is a hot and versatile actress, and a grifter like Amber Heard is some kind of Dyke Ishtar that they bow down to collectively, pretending she's some kind of victim (rather than a grifter that cucks homely lesbians while she sleeps with well-off men).

Lesbianism is essentially a political model, which is why every sexuality test has shown that dykes are essentially celibate or bordering on asexual.

Lesbianism 101.

by Anonymousreply 25September 8, 2020 3:58 PM

I wonder if Janeane Garofalo has any sex tapes on the internet?

by Anonymousreply 26September 8, 2020 4:07 PM

Janeane isn't funny, good looking or talented in the least.

Proof that anyone can be a celebrity if they know the right people.

by Anonymousreply 27September 8, 2020 4:22 PM

What is this weird obsession with wigs and hairpieces?

by Anonymousreply 28September 8, 2020 4:24 PM

It's almost like Janeane is a drag queen, R28.

by Anonymousreply 29September 8, 2020 4:30 PM

R28 Janeane Garofalo is not only one of the most underrated actresses, but she's successfully pulled of her Drag Queen dyke look!

by Anonymousreply 30September 8, 2020 5:25 PM

R28 Check her 2009 pictures.

by Anonymousreply 31September 8, 2020 8:42 PM

Tomorrow, Janeane Garofalo performs at the Irish Haven for the 5th Borough Comedy Festival.

by Anonymousreply 32September 10, 2020 3:21 AM

Looks more like Patricia Heaton in that shitty pic.

by Anonymousreply 33September 10, 2020 4:12 AM

R33 Which pic?

by Anonymousreply 34September 10, 2020 4:17 AM

The Truth about Cats and Dogs!!!

by Anonymousreply 35September 11, 2020 2:13 PM
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