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If I lived in America, I'd have a breakfast nook

& a yellow push-button phone on the wall.

Do YOU have a nook?

Wanna talk about it?

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by Anonymousreply 34July 24, 2020 5:24 AM

it's filthy and depressing.

by Anonymousreply 1July 23, 2020 11:45 PM

You must be a normal sized non American. They are going out of favor here because we are all fatties.

by Anonymousreply 2July 23, 2020 11:45 PM

Looks like modern day posh Polish - not American.

by Anonymousreply 3July 23, 2020 11:52 PM

[quote] Do YOU have a nook?

Of course I do. I was also molested.

by Anonymousreply 4July 23, 2020 11:52 PM

i have long fantasized about having a nook.

by Anonymousreply 5July 23, 2020 11:52 PM

Most of Americans can't fit in a breakfast nook. By 28, it's like in Dante's Inferno...abandon all hope...

by Anonymousreply 6July 23, 2020 11:53 PM

Most of Americans can't fit in a breakfast nook. By 28, it's like in Dante's Inferno...abandon all hope...

by Anonymousreply 7July 23, 2020 11:53 PM

I have friends in Pasadena in a lovely Spanish-style house that has one. It's adorable, has lots of morning light, and looks out onto citrus trees. Just a few steps from the kitchen.

by Anonymousreply 8July 23, 2020 11:53 PM

Where are you, OP?

by Anonymousreply 9July 23, 2020 11:56 PM

“Do YOU have a nook? Wanna talk about it?”

I’ve eaten more than food in my nooky.

by Anonymousreply 10July 23, 2020 11:57 PM

R10 = FLOTUS

by Anonymousreply 11July 23, 2020 11:59 PM

[quote]Where are you, OP?

Where they don't have anything as glamourous as a breakfast nook.

by Anonymousreply 12July 23, 2020 11:59 PM

I love the way he said "I looked good in the mask!"

by Anonymousreply 13July 24, 2020 12:01 AM

[quote]If I lived in America, I'd have a breakfast nook

If you lived in America, you'd have COVID.

by Anonymousreply 14July 24, 2020 12:01 AM

sorry that was meant for the Donald Trump thread

by Anonymousreply 15July 24, 2020 12:02 AM

[quote]& a yellow push-button phone on the wall.

With a really long cord.

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by Anonymousreply 16July 24, 2020 12:03 AM

When I was a kid, the neighbors across the street remodeled their kitchen and put in a nook with built-in seating area. Like a rounded banquet seat & a stationary table. Like you’d see in an old restaurant.

At the time, it seemed neat, especially because our house was still stuck in 1960. Looking back, their house was fucking ugly.

by Anonymousreply 17July 24, 2020 12:04 AM

omg R16 we had exactly that phone growing up

by Anonymousreply 18July 24, 2020 12:05 AM

banquette, though. xo

by Anonymousreply 19July 24, 2020 12:05 AM

[quote]omg [R16] we had exactly that phone growing up

I thought everyone had them in America at one time.

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by Anonymousreply 20July 24, 2020 12:09 AM

R19, ha ha! I thought about looking it up & decided the story wasn’t worth the effort.

by Anonymousreply 21July 24, 2020 12:10 AM

R17, :) . It wasn't. I just posted that in the interest of general edification, not to shame you.

by Anonymousreply 22July 24, 2020 12:19 AM

R5 A Nook of One's Own

by Anonymousreply 23July 24, 2020 12:25 AM

We had one when we bought the house but turned it into a walk-in pantry years ago. It's great for hoarding.

Full of paper towels, vinyl gloves, TP, pasta and canned fruit these days.

by Anonymousreply 24July 24, 2020 12:29 AM

[quote] omg [R16] we had exactly that phone growing up

Lol. Same

by Anonymousreply 25July 24, 2020 12:30 AM

OP, that nook reminds me very much of Terry Thomas's breakfast nook in 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐕𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 (1973).

"What a simply 𝑠𝑚𝑎𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 breakfast. I could 𝑑𝑜 with this." :D

by Anonymousreply 26July 24, 2020 12:35 AM

Yes, I have a Nook.

My old girl, Admiral Nook.

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by Anonymousreply 27July 24, 2020 1:10 AM

What happened to Nook's ear?

by Anonymousreply 28July 24, 2020 1:11 AM

Aren’t they just aDAHRable!

by Anonymousreply 29July 24, 2020 1:11 AM

I have both a nook and a cranny.

by Anonymousreply 30July 24, 2020 2:25 AM

We have both nook and cranny.

by Anonymousreply 31July 24, 2020 2:31 AM

OP is living in 1974, and has the black book to prove it.

by Anonymousreply 32July 24, 2020 2:37 AM

My late ILs had a fabulous penthouse and it had a breakfast nook in the kitchen. None of us were fat, but it was uncomfortable to slide in and out of it, so it just became a place where you might drink a cup of coffee or chat while someone made dinner, but only in the outside seats.

by Anonymousreply 33July 24, 2020 4:19 AM

I don't have a nook, and I'm just sick about it.

by Anonymousreply 34July 24, 2020 5:24 AM
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