Emgality...fucking loathe them.
Commercials I'm hating right now
by Anonymous | reply 162 | May 10, 2021 7:21 AM |
Are the Uber Eats people afraid of insulting Vegans? Every order the celebs get delivered have no meat....
by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 11, 2020 12:01 AM |
I hate the Uber Eats commercials with Simone Bowles and the Queer Eye gay, mainly because Simone always acts like she's disgusted by the Queer Eye guy and can barely stand to be around him.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 11, 2020 12:16 AM |
r2, is that who that Queen is? I had NO IDEA who he was until now but I don't watch Queer Eye so...
by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 11, 2020 12:18 AM |
Carshield. With or without Ice T. Ugh.
The Simone Bowles commercial, but for the opposite reason as R2. I hate that prissy queen, and his beard is just ugly.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 11, 2020 12:21 AM |
Don't know if it's national or regional (in my case Nevada) but just when I was celebrating the end of the continuous "medicare enrollment" tv scams, Charter Spectrum has taken over the airwaves. Not only are they aired constantly, often cutting into the beginning of some other ad, they even bump the start of Their Own commercials to air a different one!!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 11, 2020 12:54 AM |
There's some bizarre Mercedes commercial that has some weird stuffed animal creature strapped to the front of a truck trying to crawl over to a Mercedes SUV in the cold and collapses. Some little girl picks it up.
This commercial is creepy and makes no sense.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 11, 2020 2:36 AM |
We will draw you a storyboard, R6. In the meantime, ask Santa to bring you a bag of empathy for Christmas.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 11, 2020 2:56 AM |
R5: Spectrum has been pulling these stunts for the past three weeks on MSNBC. I hate Spectrum and their odious advertising and I will be cutting the cable if they don't stop interrupting my news programs. Never again will I purchase another of their services.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 11, 2020 3:07 AM |
Once again the barrage of commercials were a spouse spends $50,000 on a car and not tell the other.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 11, 2020 3:43 AM |
Spam commercials, all of them.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 11, 2020 3:49 AM |
R7's boyfriend must have written the commercial in R6.
I agree - that Mercedes commercial is odd. What is that stuffed animal thing, anyway? A teddy bear? A dog? Just a flurry blob?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 11, 2020 10:25 AM |
The GEICO commercials with the clogging problem, the aunt problem, the neighbor's fencing.
So tiresome.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 11, 2020 3:25 PM |
Will the My Pillow guy just fucking die already.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 11, 2020 5:40 PM |
We have endless political adds here in Georgia this month. I knew I wasn't going to vote for David Perdue heading into this special election, but I didn't have such a visceral reaction against him until I saw his ads half a dozen times every morning during the news. They make me ill.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 11, 2020 5:47 PM |
^ads
by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 11, 2020 5:47 PM |
The Ferraro Rocher commercial. The woman CANNOT sing!!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 14, 2020 5:16 PM |
NOOM. The frau's voice in the ad is annoying as fuck, a it's a pathetic ripoff of Weight Watchers.
Loved the Voltaren ads with Paula Abdul, but sadly they've been removed.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 14, 2020 5:19 PM |
R17 And the bearded guy in that commercial with the womanly hips and giant thighs who says he's lost weight. Really? Good Lord. How big was he before?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 14, 2020 5:25 PM |
All of the Joe Namath Medicare Supplement commercials. I agree on the Uber Eats Simone Biles commercial. That gay man is not a good representation of the LGBT community
by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 14, 2020 5:34 PM |
I loathe the Downy commercial (which I have now learned is called "Guilty Grandparents") where the oldsters get wrinkled for some housekeeping-related reason and run into their grandson, who presumably assumes his grandparents were gettin' busy. But with Downy (apparently), they can fuck as much as they want? Or they can fix a closet without getting all wrinkled (at least their clothes...their skin is another matter).
by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 14, 2020 5:41 PM |
R20 here. Also...that Consumer Cellular commercial where the woman sends three pictures of her dog to her grandkids. As stupid as it is overplayed. Kill it now.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 14, 2020 5:42 PM |
Poise in my pants. Makes me want to vomit
by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 14, 2020 5:51 PM |
R22 Is that the one with the fat frau who says, "Not this skin. THAT skin?"
by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 14, 2020 5:53 PM |
No, R23. Unfortunately, there are two different incontinence ads.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 14, 2020 8:09 PM |
The one when they talk about “the gush”. I don’t want to hear about that!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 14, 2020 9:47 PM |
R19, those Joe Namath commercials! OMFG, put that dude out of his misery. He looks like a dead body that was digitally animated, and his vocal delivery sounds like someone picked out all the words he speaks from other contexts and pieced them together without believable inflections and rhythms.
I also hate the one (I don't even know what the product or service is) where the family is having a facetime or zoom or something with the grandparents and the skinny old lady who looks like she's about to die holds an ugly cloth doll and the ugly child who sent it tells her the doll is for her to hug when they can't be together. Could they have possibly found any uglier actors for that commercial. My initial reaction when I first saw it was, "Don't bother, these people are better off without each other."
by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 15, 2020 12:42 PM |
I posted this on Thursday and someone agrees with me....
[quote]Once again the barrage of commercials were a spouse spends $50,000 on a car and not tell the other.
SNL Saturday....
by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 15, 2020 1:33 PM |
SOMEONE agrees with you, r27?
Only one?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | December 15, 2020 3:14 PM |
And go, go, go to your Skippy place!
HATE THIS JINGLE!!
by Anonymous | reply 29 | December 15, 2020 4:46 PM |
The Shriner's Hospital commercial with the kids singing "I'll be Home for Christmas."
Ugh.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | December 16, 2020 2:18 AM |
The Nissan commercials with Brie Larson. Her forehead doesn't move.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | December 16, 2020 2:22 AM |
The Progressive commercials featuring that arrogant douchey Motaur. When he "shush's" one guy, I would love the guy to shove him an say, 'did you just shush me?' and the other where he's hogging the treadmill and then tells the guy mentioning a time limit to, "tell it to the ride", I'd love the guy to ram a crowbar into one of his spokes and send him flying.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | December 16, 2020 2:39 AM |
r32, I agree, but I think what he says is "tell it to the rain", since it's pouring outside of the gym in the commercial.
Which still makes no sense. He has to hog the treadmill because it's raining outside and he can't ride in the rain or something? Huh???
by Anonymous | reply 33 | December 16, 2020 2:57 AM |
GMC Christmas commercial; you know the one. Husband buys TWO GMC vehicles for Christmas for himself and his wife, instead of thanking him (or giving him a blowjob), she immediately takes possession of the vehicle that he wanted for himself, and when he objects, she doubles down in her cuntiness. So of course he gives in.
Hate. HATE this commercial with the heat of a thousand suns.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | December 16, 2020 3:01 AM |
That creepy "motaur" campaign brings to mind the type of quasi-scientific human experimentation Stephen Miller would conduct in the White House bunker after hours.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | December 16, 2020 3:06 AM |
Despite their frequency, I didn't hate the Progressive ones until recently. They've just gotten weird.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | December 16, 2020 3:29 AM |
The Allbirds sneaker commercial where the cream colored sneaks are suspended by 4 black balloons or something, there is annoying percussion-just plain noise-in the background, then some douche director yells out 'Action!' and a balloon pops and the shoes fall sloppily in to a box.
Sometimes, there is a voiceover of some guy talking about God-knows-what, but it's still a stupid commercial.
Clearly I don't pay close enough attention since I hate the damn thing so much.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | December 16, 2020 9:56 AM |
R36 Years ago I was a fan of Flo from Progressive, but over time they completely changed her personality and she's frankly looking long in the tooth. Time to retire her.
Another commercial I'm loving is the one aimed at supporting small business. "They've been there for us, let's be there for them." Catchy tune.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | December 17, 2020 5:58 AM |
[quote]Simone always acts like she's disgusted by the Queer Eye guy and can barely stand to be around him.
She’s not the only one.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | December 17, 2020 6:01 AM |
I started muting my TV when commercials ran probably 15 years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | December 17, 2020 6:02 AM |
Comet TV occasionally runs this four minute commercial about a Medicare program or something. The guy interviews this Smiling Hispanic Woman who has MASSIVE chichis and she NEVER STOPS SMILING.
You could put a little dog on top of those chichis and they would still be room for her dinner plate.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | December 17, 2020 6:10 AM |
Need a loan? Dadeeeee, it's for yooooou.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | December 17, 2020 6:18 AM |
I don't care one way or another about Flo from Progressive as a character or whatever she does in the commercials, but I love that an actor like her, outside the mainstream, has a gig that has likely set her up financially for life, so she can continue doing the theater she wants, whether it makes money or not.
I don't remember her name, but I read that she's a member of a comedy troupe in LA and has done a few small TV and movie roles. Her sister is also an actor who has done a TV series many years ago, I think.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | December 18, 2020 12:34 AM |
The Sheex commercials with that dykey woman. Why is she wearing that too-tight front zip white jacket/shirt thing? She looks ridiculous.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | December 18, 2020 12:52 AM |
The Keurig commercials with James Corden and Reggie Watts. Unendurable.
There is also a commercial - I can't remember for what - that uses "Der Hölle Rache" from Zauberflöte, where the singer is just a little bit sharp and shrill and it makes my teeth itch.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | December 18, 2020 12:52 AM |
Too many umlauts make mine itch.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | December 18, 2020 12:57 AM |
OP, was there something wrong with this commercial hating thread?
by Anonymous | reply 48 | December 18, 2020 1:29 AM |
[quote]I don't care one way or another about Flo from Progressive as a character or whatever she does in the commercials, but I love that an actor like her, outside the mainstream, has a gig that has likely set her up financially for life, so she can continue doing the theater she wants, whether it makes money or not.
Stephanie Courtney, she done a lot of stuff but she looks different out of Flo drag. She's one of Beverly Goldberg's friends.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | December 18, 2020 1:41 AM |
There's a stupid Geico commercial with a woman putting her fitness tracker on her dog's tail. But there's a hot daddy runner with incredible legs who shows up at the end of the commercial, so I always watch it when it comes on.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | December 18, 2020 3:55 PM |
The Great Call commercial with that one bitch who speaks with some sort of quasi accent. Saying some shit about her dog, Cici. I’d like to punch her face!
by Anonymous | reply 51 | December 18, 2020 4:40 PM |
There's an Advil commercial with an older black man whose working out by flipping a huge truck tire. The voiceover starts with an English accent when he pronounces the word 'can't.' But his Americanese comes out the second he says the word. The catchphrase is "When pain says you can't. Advil says you can."
by Anonymous | reply 53 | December 18, 2020 4:48 PM |
I know which one you mean, r50. He’s hawt.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | December 18, 2020 5:22 PM |
R50 I’ve noticed that guy too.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | December 18, 2020 7:28 PM |
A hot muscle daddy. Of course we all noticed him. Lol
by Anonymous | reply 56 | December 18, 2020 7:32 PM |
Doug is the Liberty Mutual commercials...David Hoffman.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | December 18, 2020 8:51 PM |
The Kardashian chick, hawking a migraine med while wearing fucking lingerie.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | December 18, 2020 10:56 PM |
The Uber Eats. Just unfunny, eye-rolling stereotyping.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | December 18, 2020 10:58 PM |
R58 All the Kardashians are insufferable, but Khloe is generally tolerated by most people. I didn't know she had migraines. That was news to me.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | December 19, 2020 12:02 AM |
Pay me enough money to shill for a drug company and I’ll say I have vaginal itch and lactation problems.
And I’m a guy.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | December 19, 2020 12:09 AM |
Suddenly Zendaya is the go-to chick for high end items and she's recently popping up in TV ads for Valentino and Idole perfume by Lancome. She must be in her mid-20's but she gives off a very immature vibe that doesn't jibe with luxury merchandise. When I see her riding a horse in a white gown, it just seems fake and that she was picked because she's tall, bone-thin and has great hair.
I can't even really tell you exactly why I dislike her but seeing her in those ads annoy me.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | December 19, 2020 12:21 AM |
[quote]All the Kardashians are insufferable, but Khloe is generally tolerated by most people. I didn't know she had migraines. That was news to me.
How many migraines have they given to the public?
by Anonymous | reply 63 | December 19, 2020 1:08 AM |
That Doordash commercial with the urban woman rapping annoyingly: Shishito, Burrito..etc. The sound of voice is just awful.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | December 19, 2020 2:16 AM |
I agree with the Uber Eats, it's offensive. I disagree with those who don't like the Motaur commericials, I find them unique.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | December 19, 2020 2:28 AM |
[quote]I disagree with those who don't like the Motaur commericials, I find them unique.
I kinda hate those commercials, but centaurs were mostly assholes, so I guess it makes sense.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | December 19, 2020 3:18 AM |
The motaur commercials are targeting guys who want to appear that tough and dismissive of lesser males. The ad designers probably high-fived each other when test audiences told them everyone except motorcycle-riding bullies (and people who want to fuck guys like that) hate those commercials.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | December 19, 2020 3:45 AM |
Some one should put sugar in the Motars tank.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | December 19, 2020 10:20 PM |
That bitch from Great Call who tries her worst to speak with a psudo foreign accent about her shitty dog Cici makes my fucking blood boil. AND she’s ugly.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | December 19, 2020 10:25 PM |
The ostrich with its head in the sand. Sick of the ostrich stuff.. 'nuf already.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | December 19, 2020 11:03 PM |
[quote] Some one should
Oh, dear!
by Anonymous | reply 71 | December 19, 2020 11:26 PM |
r70, That's not an ostrich, it's an emu. Which begs the question, do emus also put their head in the sand like ostriches do?
Look what that stupid commercial has me wondering about.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | December 21, 2020 2:57 AM |
Get rid of the Emu and smarten up Doug.
I hate the commercial with people forgetting they left something on the top of their car while Edith Piaf screeches horribly to the end.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | December 21, 2020 3:36 AM |
R73, when I'm not looking and that commercial comes on, I belt out the song with Edith and have a grand diva moment. When I'm actually watching and it comes on, it ruins the song and I absolutely hate that stupid guy in the ad.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | December 21, 2020 10:33 AM |
R73, when I'm not looking and that commercial comes on, I belt out the song with Edith and have a grand diva moment. When I'm actually watching and it comes on, it ruins the song and I absolutely hate that stupid guy in the ad.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | December 21, 2020 10:33 AM |
Tom Selleck’ reverse mortgage commercial.He can’t really need the money for doing that scam. All theNoy Scout sex abuse lawsuit shills.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | December 21, 2020 10:45 AM |
/Boy Scout
by Anonymous | reply 77 | December 21, 2020 10:46 AM |
Snoop Dog selling Soda Streams.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | December 21, 2020 11:09 AM |
I love the car commercial with the two studs moaning and groaning because of the seat warmers. Sounds like somebody’s blowing them.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | December 25, 2020 11:41 AM |
There’s a new online commercial for a bidet where an obese guy demonstrates the inconveniences of wiping by using peaches, toilet paper, and chocolate sauce. Nuff said. It’s vile.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | December 25, 2020 12:15 PM |
[quote]There's an Advil commercial with an older black man whose working out by flipping a huge truck tire. The voiceover starts with an English accent when he pronounces the word 'can't.' But his Americanese comes out the second he says the word. The catchphrase is "When pain says you can't. Advil says you can."
The VoiceOver is by an actual English actor/comedian Matt Berry, he has a very distinctive voice. He's currently on the FX series, What We Do in the Shadows. He's hilarious.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | December 25, 2020 12:50 PM |
The commercial with the homely middle aged woman talking about her vaginal skin, it's nausea inducing. What a fucking stupid commercial. Think it's for some type of incontinence pad?
Whatever happened to clever and memorable advertisements? Now they are mostly annoying, weird (not in a good way either) and downright stupid. The ad agencies seem to be hiring total incompetents.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | December 25, 2020 12:55 PM |
R53, I'm American, so if this is wrong, I trust many of you to pound me into the dirt with the correct information, but my UK friend told me specifically, can't rhymes with font, and can rhymes with Anne.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | December 25, 2020 12:58 PM |
R82 Ugh. That one makes me nauseous, too. First of all, the woman is a fat, sloppy mess. Secondly, when she says, "Not this skin...that skin," then looks down toward her cooter, I wanna barf.
Plus, the background music is strange and annoying. Some continuous "blooping" sound.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | December 25, 2020 1:29 PM |
Yes, I keep saying it, but FUCKING WIZENED OLD JOE NAMATH SCREECHING AND WHINING ABOUT MEDICARE.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | December 25, 2020 1:31 PM |
R85 I thought after the Medicare enrollment deadline had passed, his commercials would be finished. But he just won't stop.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | December 25, 2020 1:43 PM |
R79 Yeah, that commercial has some serious homoerotic undertones. When the shot switches to the exterior of the car and you just hear the two guys moaning, the implication is that there's something naughty going on in there.
I think the director thought the same thing, because they have the guys start laughing toward the end to try and break up the sexual implications of the spot.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | December 25, 2020 1:51 PM |
Commercials for Hint. It's just a subscription service for stupidly overpriced bottled water, Karen, er Kara. She makes it sound like she had an epiphany for health and weight loss. Plus your delivery driver will hate you for ordering this every month.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | December 25, 2020 1:59 PM |
The homoerotic Oreo commercial with the guy and the elf would be great if the elf didn't look like a kid.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | December 25, 2020 2:01 PM |
A saw a travel commercial yesterday, can't remember the company but it was to some island. There's also a Chevy commercial that talks about going places. WTF? They're ignoring COVID, I guess.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | December 25, 2020 2:32 PM |
For me the music is never an issue because I usually mute the TV when commercials are on but there's one I can't even stand to see. It's for some pad fraus have to use when their cooters leak and the vomit inducing part is some fat frau jumping around getting tons of sweat flowing toward her cooter.
Disgusting.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | December 25, 2020 7:29 PM |
[quote][R82] Ugh. That one makes me nauseous, too. First of all, the woman is a fat, sloppy mess. Secondly, when she says, "Not this skin...that skin," then looks down toward her cooter, I wanna barf. Plus, the background music is strange and annoying. Some continuous "blooping" sound.
Hopefully, the blooping sound is an alien spacecraft hovering over her house and it's going to take her far away.
This is simply one of the dumbest and creepy commercials I've ever seen. Unless a person needs to always wear an adult diaper and will get irritation or other problems associated with adult diapers, I don't think the skin "down there" is much of concern for a man or a woman.
This commercial is ridiculous and gross on so many levels.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | December 26, 2020 1:14 AM |
R83, if that’s true, I stand corrected.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | December 26, 2020 3:04 AM |
the depends commercial where they try to sell us on women being "atheletes" and "respected" because some attend an exercise class. the actor is fat and wears a depend.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | December 26, 2020 3:09 PM |
The butter one where the kid comes home in the the middle of the night and they have a full sit down dinner because it's the kid's birthday, Stupid.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | December 26, 2020 6:48 PM |
These dreadful commercials are the brainfarts of what passes for copywriters and advertising executives in the post-Madison Avenue era.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | December 26, 2020 7:15 PM |
I heard a radio commercial today about an anti-aromatase inhibitor for menopausal women...and men.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | December 27, 2020 3:01 AM |
R95, I think they had a full sit down dinner in the middle of the night/early morning because the son started his job as a chef/sous chef at a restaurant. It’s about having family dinner together even though it’s early morning. I love Kerrygold butter and like that commercial.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | December 27, 2020 11:51 PM |
Welcome to the Mirror.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | December 28, 2020 3:23 PM |
Am I the only one who thinks of the two way screens in the novel 1984 whenever they see that The Mirror commercial?
Really creeps me out.
Just me? Ok.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | December 30, 2020 12:18 AM |
Canada is currently being plagued by Jon Hamm obnoxiously shilling for SkipTheDishes. Successfully put me off that Hammaconda.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | December 30, 2020 12:32 AM |
That animated Grub Hub commercial with the annoying music.
Makes me lose my appetite.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | December 30, 2020 11:59 AM |
R102 -- I really like the Grub Hub commercial with the dancing characters - it's colorful and lively and reminds me of a really well done Pixar movie. I especially like the Dad and son at the end cause they both have some MOVES.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | December 30, 2020 11:48 PM |
R103 I don't mind the animation. It's the music in those commercials drives me fuckng nuts.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | December 31, 2020 12:12 AM |
R34, that GMC commercial is STILL on TV even though Xmas was 5 days ago! The wife says that she did "some early shopping" -- today is Dec. 30, has she been shopping for Xmas next year already? I despise these people -- the actors (not their fault, I know it's just a gig to them), the writers, the director, the ad agency, the TV channels/programs that buy the damn thing, and GMC!
On a cheerier note: those vile Chevy ads haven't been on in quite awhile -- the ones with focus groups composed of "real people, not actors". I assume that kind of group activity is forbidden during the pandemic, so there IS a bright side to a plague!
by Anonymous | reply 105 | December 31, 2020 12:39 AM |
R105 I see that fucking thing every fucking commercial break and I hate it with every fiber of my being!
by Anonymous | reply 106 | December 31, 2020 12:44 AM |
There's a commercial for the HIV treatment DOVATO, with this guy Morgan as the focus. This guy has the most prominent and annoying teeth and smile - he can't keep his mouth shut because those teeth cannot be tamed. They even have a cartoon picture of him in the ad, and they made his teeth bothersome. I don't like to see those choppers.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | February 17, 2021 8:32 PM |
R107 He also has crazy eyes that creep me out.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | February 17, 2021 8:34 PM |
The latest OLG (Ontario Lottery & Gaming) commercial featuring self-proclaimed "Mr. Encore," who recounts how he won the lottery twice within a few months.
"So my sister is saying, 'What, did you win the lottery again?', and I'm like, 'YES I DID.'"
by Anonymous | reply 109 | February 17, 2021 9:06 PM |
The one with Billy Blanks or whatever his name is...annoying as hell
by Anonymous | reply 110 | February 17, 2021 9:24 PM |
The one where John Goodman is the thumb.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | February 17, 2021 9:48 PM |
That Chick-fil-A commercial with the voiceover by that faggot Jake.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | February 17, 2021 9:57 PM |
That Sour Patch Kids ad is so obviously pornographic, I was certain it'd be pulled after a few airings. But here we are several months later....
I mean, really--fucking the soda dispenser? Makes me look askance at the machines anytime I'm in a convenience store.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | February 18, 2021 12:21 AM |
R113 They're pushing the buttons to make the soda come out. I agree it's a stupid commercial, but I don't get "pornographic" from it.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | February 18, 2021 12:48 AM |
That commercial where the retired people keep coming back to their financial advisor saying, "Change of plans."
If I was their advisor, I'd tell 'em to make up their fucking minds or fuck the hell off.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | February 18, 2021 12:50 AM |
Fidelity - Change of Plans ....and the daddy is so gay my screen almost blew up in flames
by Anonymous | reply 116 | February 18, 2021 1:21 AM |
The General Insurance ad with Shaq sitting in the woods wearing some dead animal fur like a caveman, while roasting a skunk over a campfire. Then Craig Robinson walks up and they talk about insurance. So stupid.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | February 24, 2021 8:29 PM |
[quote] Fidelity - Change of Plans ....and the daddy is so gay my screen almost blew up in flames
R116, are you referring to the grandfather (whose investment plans are changing because his daughter is expecting twins), or the father of the twins? I'm not even sure the babies' father appears -- but he couldn't possibly be gay because he's married to a woman and has sired twins! For that matter, the grandpa is married to a woman and has sired a daughter, so his gayness is also suspect.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | February 24, 2021 9:37 PM |
I can't tolerate the new Folger's coffee ads with the jingle "the best part of waking up" the singer has vocal fry and my eyes cross every time i hear it.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | February 28, 2021 10:29 AM |
Those Statefarm commercials. The white Jake was fired because he was white.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | February 28, 2021 4:20 PM |
[quote]That Chick-fil-A commercial with the voiceover by that faggot Jake.
Oh my. Wow.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | February 28, 2021 4:21 PM |
That commercial for mental health with the owner of the Indianapolis Colts. The guy sounds like he's had a stroke or something and is struggling to get the words out.
It makes me uncomfortable when I watch it.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | February 28, 2021 5:26 PM |
Those bears with the clean hineys are very annoying.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | March 1, 2021 3:51 AM |
These latest L’Oreal commercials with Viola talking about female empowerment.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | March 1, 2021 5:02 AM |
R124 Such a stupid commercial and its message is totally inconsistent with female empowerment.
"Here - cover up your gray with L'Oreal, because no one wants to see a white-haired old hag. Woman power!"
by Anonymous | reply 125 | March 1, 2021 2:25 PM |
Joe Namath looks like Bela Lugosi in the Medicare commercials. WTF happened to Broadway Joe? The commercials are sad.
The Motaur commercials are creepy.
I don't know what's going on in the commercial with the stuffed animal crawling in the rain and the little girl picks him up and takes him to her car. Doesn't that toy belong to someone? Is she stealing it? WTH did it come from? It bothers me so much I've never paid attention to what they're selling.
I love the Culturelle ginger guy -- he is so hot! (He thinks his dog is playing with a squeaky toy but it's the baby)
I love Dr. Rick.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | March 1, 2021 3:50 PM |
Prevagen - people saying they still notice a difference in mental sharpness after many years of taking it. Difference from what? Before they started taking it?
by Anonymous | reply 127 | March 2, 2021 4:44 AM |
With Spectrum cable service I always turn on the TV to their homes channel. There is a Los Angeles lawyer who advertises endlessly. It must be quite cheap to advertise or else he's super bilking people fee-wise.
'Acc-c-dent or in-jur-ee call Jay-cob, Jay-cob, Jay-cob Em-rah-nee'
by Anonymous | reply 128 | March 2, 2021 6:37 AM |
The GEICO commercial with the guy driving down the road singing the Pet Shop Boys' "Opportunities" while the hood ornament on his car harmonizes with him.
For some reason, it creeps me out.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | March 2, 2021 12:56 PM |
VOYA!!!!! VOYA!!!!!! VOYA!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 130 | March 2, 2021 1:01 PM |
[quote] The GEICO commercial with the guy driving down the road singing the Pet Shop Boys' "Opportunities" while the hood ornament on his car harmonizes with him.... For some reason, it creeps me out.
The CGI is lousy.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | March 2, 2021 5:16 PM |
Any commercial that uses the great music of the past to sell products.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | March 3, 2021 8:04 PM |
That Skyrizi commercial with the annoying girl singing, "Nothing is everythiiiing."
I want to stab my ears whenever I hear it.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | March 7, 2021 11:06 PM |
I despise the "Oh, Oh, Oh, Ozempic" commercial which uses the song "Magic" as its tune. That song brings me back to my teenaged summer days in the 70s at the public pool, where the popular pop songs of the day were heard through a speaker. The commercial has corrupted those memories.
It backfired, Ozempic. I will never use you.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | March 7, 2021 11:39 PM |
Everlywell with that squeaky-voiced bitch Leanne!
by Anonymous | reply 135 | March 7, 2021 11:42 PM |
Target has an ad for a shampoo called Rhyme & Reason, which is shot like a fashion spread. Models with great hair are shown in a field in flowery dresses, and they flash the shampoo container 1-2 times. The ad ends with two of the female models leaning towards each other like they're about to kiss, for no good reason.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | April 14, 2021 2:58 AM |
The insurance ad with the half-man / half-motorcycle. That guy creeps me out.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | April 14, 2021 4:46 PM |
Why is Kevin Bacon doing Verizon commercials? Aren't he and Kyra richer than God?
by Anonymous | reply 138 | April 14, 2021 5:27 PM |
This maudlin, dreary thing.
I like the message of it, but the girl's smirkiness is genuinely off putting to me. And I HATE that fucking song.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | April 14, 2021 5:37 PM |
I loathe the "Don't worr' 'bout it. Don't worr' 'bout it, sweetheart" commercial from Invisalign. I hope that boy reaches for his wallet too quickly in front of a rookie cop.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | April 14, 2021 5:46 PM |
Haven't seen it in a while, so a bit hazy on the specifics, thanks in advance for bearing with me...
Some sort of (energy) drink where all of the people in a crowd (at a party) morph into creatures with two goatee'd mouths. Neither my mom nor I can bear to watch it - totally skeeved out (as our Italian-American friends would say)!
by Anonymous | reply 141 | April 14, 2021 5:50 PM |
R139 And I hate her fry voice.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | April 14, 2021 8:27 PM |
Spectrum and the use of the word NONESENSE
by Anonymous | reply 143 | April 14, 2021 8:31 PM |
R138 Bacon and wife lost most of their wealth to the Bernie Madoff hijinks. They got cleaned out investing in Madoff's bogus business.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | April 14, 2021 9:59 PM |
R138 Bacon and wife lost most of their wealth to the Bernie Madoff hijinks. They got cleaned out investing in Madoff's bogus business.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | April 14, 2021 9:59 PM |
r140 is a racist.
Shun him, gals!
by Anonymous | reply 146 | April 15, 2021 1:51 AM |
The stupid Fingerhut commercial where the woman is dancing across her yard as she mows her lawn and the other woman who's exercising by lifting her little pug dogs.
And to make it worse, they say buying from Fingerhut helps you build your credit. Yeah, right.
"Hi, I'd like to apply for a home loan. I have a Fingerhut account."
by Anonymous | reply 147 | April 15, 2021 2:17 AM |
That Set Jet private jet company commercial that features the singer with the vocal fry and voice that's so awful, I want to destroy my eardrums.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | April 15, 2021 2:19 AM |
[quote][R138] Bacon and wife lost most of their wealth to the Bernie Madoff hijinks. They got cleaned out investing in Madoff's bogus business.
I'll bet they're breaking into their Happy Dance today!
by Anonymous | reply 149 | April 15, 2021 2:27 AM |
I see here R147 that you’re behind on your 38% loan to purchase an inflatable hot tub and several outfits for a beagle. I will not be able to recommend you for your trailer home loan approval.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | April 15, 2021 2:29 AM |
150 posts and no one has mentioned that Volvo "Hard Times in The Mill" commercial. It practically makes my ears bleed. "Every mornin' at half past six..." OMG...make it stop. Can't say, "Alexa, mute TV" fast enough.
I want to see the alternate ending where they get hit backing out of the driveway.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | April 15, 2021 2:53 AM |
R151, that's Pete Seeger singing about hard times in the mill. What is it that you hate? His voice, or the lyrics, or what? Folk music isn't my first choice but I've never found it painful, more like bland. And his voice is well suited to the genre, inoffensive, maybe boring but not unpleasant.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | April 15, 2021 3:05 AM |
R151 This commercial has been talked about ad nauseum on other commercial threads
by Anonymous | reply 153 | April 15, 2021 3:48 AM |
All the ads about stuff for Mother's Day -- gifts, flowers, restaurants. The day just seems fraught, especially now that emotional "triggers" are all the rage. Some people's mothers have died (maybe recently, given the pandemic) and they're mourning -- some people's mothers suffer dementia and the survivors are grieving the loss of their "real" mom -- some women wanted to become mothers but haven't been able to overcome fertility problems -- some women have lost children to illness or crime -- some people didn't have a good relationship with their mothers and are provoked to anger or resentment or at least impatience by all of the sentimentality that they've never shared. I suppose it's a happy day for most people, but that's hardly universal.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | May 9, 2021 9:05 PM |
The Allstate commercial with the dude driving and signing with hood ornament is mindnumbingly annoying and tiresome.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | May 9, 2021 11:12 PM |
The relentless Grammarly ads on YouTube.....
by Anonymous | reply 156 | May 9, 2021 11:25 PM |
I have noticed a spate of confounding commercials lately and it's driving me nuts. One is for Orkin pest control. It's in a baby's room and the stuffed animals in the mobile are discussing the fumigators dedication as the fumigator touches all of the things in the baby's room. Super creepy.
The other ones are, I think, both for the same company. Lexus car commercials, one is a black sports guy talking about having to make people uncomfortable is how empathy is made and... that sells cars?
The other Lexus one has a woman who plays the violin amd walks on a window ledge and says that empathy builds potential and hiring, building potential is... how to sell cars.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | May 9, 2021 11:38 PM |
R155 I hate that one 💯
by Anonymous | reply 158 | May 9, 2021 11:40 PM |
All Sonic commercials.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | May 9, 2021 11:51 PM |
Prolia. Some entitled old cunt is jogging on a fucking sidewalk full of people and a toddler in a toy car rides in from of her. Such a cunty thing to do. This ad runs every night during the evening news and I hate it.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | May 10, 2021 12:13 AM |
R160 I see that ad has changed a bit and I don’t understand why. In the current version the pinecone one woman almost runs over has been removed from the shot. Seems strange.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | May 10, 2021 6:53 AM |
The bizarre and stupid wet teddy bear commercial. It is actually worse than Progressive’s Motaur idiocy.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | May 10, 2021 7:21 AM |