Senator Tom Cotton here.

Top or bottom?

Yes, I have a question, Tom: will you please go fuck yourself, you worthless POS closet case?

Do you swallow or spit?

Bossy bottom.

You look drunk in this pic. That or the confederate buttplug is slowly falling out and your trying to clench it back in...

Which is it, Sentrice Don't Pick Your Own Cotton?

Drop dead, weasel.

Why do you hate America?

That’s a very Muslim looking beard. Unlike the one you married in a hurry!

Senator, how is your good lady wife? Do you spend a lot of time together? Any time together?

Have you ever had sex with the lights on?

He looks middle-eastern.

Why the long face?

Tom, did you ever explain what you were doing in that gay bar in DC?

Gayer than Jim Neighbors.

[quote]He looks middle-eastern.

So? I'm sorry if that offends you.

I hate this guy so fucking much.

Were you born an asshole or did you just turn out that way?

What was your LSAT score?

So you’re a closet case, obviously, but do you really think anyone is buying your straight guy act?

What does having Lady G's tongue on one's asslips feel like?

Just how far up Trump’s ass did you get?

Cotton: The Fabric of My Lies

Are you ready to replace Moscow Mitch as the Worthless Chinless Wonder of the Senate?

Will you end up growing a chin gunt like Mitchie did?

Ah, the beards/stubble always pop-out when guys think they need to look more masculine (election year for him).

Who is running against Tom Cotton in 2020?

November 3, 2020

Nominee Tom Cotton - Party Republican

Nominee Ricky Harrington Jr. - Party Libertarian

Sizemeat verificata?

Are you the next to be outed on Twitter? Should we start referring to you as "Lady C"?

How do you feel about orange jump suits for everyday wear? Do you think horizontal stripes look good on you?

Surely you know your wardrobe will be changing considerably sometime after January 2021? It never hurts to be prepared for any fashion faux pas that may be headed your way.

I have no questions for this asshole because I have no interest in hearing his answers.

I think he would make a fine nude model for a horny gay photographer, but that's all. Other than that, he should not be on his planet.

He's ashamed of his relatives: "Cotton! Cotton!"

R27 Tom Cotton will enjoy prison, all those hot guys working out all day. And after you get fucked senseless you can just claim "I'm not gay, it's because we're in prison".

[quote]verificata

VERIFICATIA, you fat stupid whore.

Senator Cotton, can you tell us a bit what Trey Gowdy is really like unbuttoned, and in private?

I think he's hot. Every time I see him I imagine a long thick penis with a full juicy head. The man is hung I am sure. I bet he also likes big black cocks.

He's doable.

Some of you here have a penchant for inbred looking tardface.

Those with a taste for tardface ought to read this.

This you?

Hay gurl hay

Rep. Hakeem Jefferies slaps back.

^ Jeffries

Tom Cotton would be useful as a nude life model for an art school and for a hot fuck from time to time. Past that, he has no use on this Earth.

I like how Charles Pierce invariably calls him "bobblethroated slapdick from Alabama."

His middle name is NotPickin

R39 That Rep Jefferies is someone to reckon with. I had the opportunity to learn about him from the Impeachment hearings. He's professional, yet he doesn't suffer fools. He's a serious asset to the Democratic Party. Fierce.

Why are you triggered by the New York Times' 1619 Project?

[quote]I like how Charles Pierce invariably calls him "bobblethroated slapdick from Alabama."

Why would he call him that when he's from Arkansas?

Why do you have such a pencil neck? Have you ever been to a gym?

Is Trump's ass salty or sweet?

OK, Arkansas, whatever.

Big pig from Arkansas.

Would you consider yourself an unnecessary evil? Let me answer for you, "Yes." Given that answer, how should you be eradicated?

When did you first realize you were actually a eunuch? Was it before Trump or just after?

R51 They ought to make bacon out of Senator Longpig

Do you fuck the sheep, or do they fuck you?

Anyone else getting serious Norman Bates vibes?

Is Jared Kushner your slightly-wormier doppelgänger, or were you separated at birth when your pod split the wrong way?

Supreme Court Justice Tom Cotton!

^Keep dreaming, Tom. Cunt.

very doable.....I would love to shave his hole before fucking

He has the dead eyes and sallow complexion of a chronic masturbator.

R13 That isn't him. Cotton has an upturned nose and that guy in the bar has a downturned nose. Cotton has a pretty generic look.

Whose ass tastes worse, McConnell's or Trump's?

I have no idea who you are, but that weave needs mousse, the shirt a fitting, and the bearing cries for a bit of FLAVA!

Racist P.O.S.

R62: McConnell’s.

it's fascinating that he's so ambitious but he is unaware of how unappealing he is. Humorless, bland, dead eyes, boring. Did he time-travel from 1969?

R13 - that's really looks like him - and Tom's 6ft 5in, so yes he would stand out above the crowd.

Will you please sit on my face?

So Whose Dick Does Tom Cotton?

The Face of Weevil

Do you really think republican voters are going to want someone as boring as you to succeed the very entertaining Donald J. Trump?!

Any perks to being the youngest closet case in the US Senate? Do they at least give you a tiara?

You were hawt in the military!

What happened?

He and Moscow Mitch are perfect for each other. I wonder which one bottoms? And does Elaine occasionally join in?

He is just as morally depraved, crooked and power hungry as Mitch McConnell.

What an unusual codpiece.

[quote] He and Moscow Mitch are perfect for each other. I wonder which one bottoms? And does Elaine occasionally join in?

Elaine pegs them both.

Dick's good, right?

This guy worries me more than any other Republican. He’s highly intelligent, extreme right, and power hungry. He’s capable and puts on a respectable air that Trump doesn’t have, so he’s far more dangerous. He’s going to be around forever because a Dem is never going to unseat him in Arkansas, sort of like Mitch in KY. If Trump loses, this is the new poster boy for 2024.

The Trifuckta - haha

No questions, Tom. Now please step over to my private glory hole so I can service your huge member without me having to look at you or deal with you in anyway.

I think Tom is among the two most likely GOPs to head their ticket in 4 years. The other being Haley. He's a darling in the party. Baring some scandal my money is on a Cotton/Haley ticket.

Rubio has become a fool. So he's out.

Cotton and Thune. That's the makings of a hot fuck I would like to watch.

What traumatic event happened in your childhood to fill with you hate for other people?

[quote]What traumatic event happened in your childhood to fill with you hate for other people?

Watching a corrupt political party sell its ass to Russia in exchange for selling off the United States to the Russian mob for parts?

Next stupid question?

R85, I think the question was for Tom himself.

[quote][R85], I think the question was for Tom himself.

Ooops! My bad. I retract my statement.

Tom, when the neighborhood crowd suspected you were kinda fruity, did anyone call you "Tammy"?

....

Anthony Perkins vibe

Why did your career go straight down the shitter after Psycho?

I find him sexy. It would be weird having a president you wanted in you deeply.

I would like to see him in form fitting briefs.

"Senator, what was it really like living during the 1860s...?!"

He's one of the starlets MM is grooming for the bigtime.

R92 - according to R13, it's not that far off of a possibility. Just take pics and create the scandal. It's the least you can do for the cause.

Tell us, how DOES Trump and McConnell's shit taste?

Did you froth at the mouth when you said the Affordable Care Act was "offensive to a free society and a free people?" Maybe you were feeling a little dizzy that day.

How are you different from Josh Hawley?

Tom, how many fat dripping cocks do you shove in your holes on the days you write and say especially deplorable stuff? Your mouth and ass must ooze lubricant from such oral-anal displays of childishness.

Tom Cotton and Ted Cruz did not need to grow beards (of the facial kind, at least one of them has the other kind sewn uo).

I’m convinced that this low-life snake is a detestable closet case, but I’m not certain that the guy in the picture at R13 (at JR’s bar) is Cotton. I seem to recall seeing the tall guy in that picture around the city years ago. He looked a lot like Cotton, but was slightly older.

There is a prominent member of the gay community here in DC who is from Arkansas. He has never been shy about telling people about the time that Cotton hit on him at an Arkansas bar years ago.

So, if he runs for higher office, more could come out if there are any enterprising investigative reporters out there.

More pics of my Tommy please. He is smart, mean and lean. The uniform pics are hot. Would love to see him shirtless and nude, of course. i met he squeals like a little o=pig when he gets fucked.