Camilla just turned 73! Can you believe it?

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She's so fresh and dewy looking! What a queen she'll make?

Sooo young!

How old are you, ma'am?

Camilla responds:

How could you not fall in love with those low-hangin' big naturals!

Camilla won Charles in the war against Diana

and now Diana is six feet under

You don't mess with Camilla

That Queen Consort Camilla bitch.

She might be a bitch, but she has the ring. and the HRH to boot!

She got a raw deal. I always felt sorry for her. She’s been a fantastic member of the royal family.

I love her. So herself, so unpretentious, so friendly.

Posing behind a hedge from the waist up is the best diet ever.

[quote] so unpretentious, so friendly.

So true.

(if you've never seen this, don't even think of not watching it. 46 secs)

I used to hate her, but now not so much. She is known to have helped Catherine settle into the family. Plus, Charles isn't a great prize. He really seems like an insufferable bore. I'm sure that, like Diana before her, Camilla has realized that marriage to him isn't a fairy tale.

[quote]I love her. So herself, so unpretentious, so friendly.

Back in the 97, you bitches on here were practically blaming her for Diana's death. Saying she had put a hit on Diana and now she's unpretentious and friendly? Man... y'all have changed.

[quote]Plus, Charles isn't a great prize. He really seems like an insufferable bore.

She had plenty of time to discover this before they married,

[quote] Plus, Charles isn't a great prize.

But he's the future king of England!

[quote]Back in the 97, you bitches on here were practically blaming her for Diana's death. Saying she had put a hit on Diana and now she's unpretentious and friendly? Man... y'all have changed.

These gurls is fickle. Look how they've rejected (former DL fave) Mia Farrow!

[quote] Back in the 97, you bitches on here were practically blaming her for Diana's death. Saying she had put a hit on Diana and now she's unpretentious and friendly? Man... y'all have changed.

because back then we didn't know Diana was mentally deranged

I know two people who have met her - one close friend and one friend of a friend - both met her in private social situations, not while she was on duty.

Both said the same thing - very friendly, earthy, funny, charming, loves a drink, loves a risqué joke, great company. Neither was a particular fan beforehand.

Imagine being told by the crown that you’re too ugly to be a princess and then be forced to watch the love of your life marry a slut. She’s been through a lot. I watched her wedding to Charles with happiness.

[quote]because back then we didn't know Diana was mentally deranged

Excuse me?

R15 Not really. People put on a facade for their lovers, until they snag them. Plus, I think that after he made her the most hated woman in the world, she figured the least he could do is marry her and make her a royal. And, it really was his fault. He was fickle and wimpy. It is clear she loved him from the beginning, but he wasn't willing to commit or stand up to his family and say she was his choice. He knew that she would never be able to say no to him. He thought he could have a wife and a mistress. But, he didn't count on the fact that the 1980/90s wasn't the 1880/90s.

[quote] (if you've never seen this, don't even think of not watching it. 46 secs)

How dare they touch the royal person?

Diana was a pill popping famewhore. She was Lindsay Lohan. The reaction to her death in the UK and the US is still an absolute embarrassment. I lived in DC at the time. The blocks surrounding the UK embassy were closed for a week because of the amount of flowers and foot traffic.

In the 70s, Charles didn’t want to marry her and she was crazy in love with Andrew Parker Bowles. They came together once they were older and more appreciative of each other’s qualities, neither having wedded bliss with their respective partners. The cheating likely added some spice. I expect their sex like suffered once they were actually married.

[quote]The blocks surrounding the UK embassy were closed for a week because of the amount of flowers and foot traffic.

I'll never forget traveling past Kensington Palace on the top floor of a double-decker the day after. The fatgurl in the seat behind me , "OH...MY...GOD!"

R22 - I think she wasn’t in great shape financially post-divorce. Marriage with Charles made practical sense. She keeps her own house, so she can escape the royal swamp when needed.

[quote]she was crazy in love with Andrew Parker Bowles.

Who wouldn't be? HAAWT!

I can’t believe she’s 73.

She doesn’t look a day over 72.5

She's only 73? I thought she was like 85.

R25 I don't think she was crazy in love with Andrew Parker Bowles. Their relationship was tumultuous and on-again off-again. They only got married after both of them had been dropped by their royal lovers. I think they both liked one another and thought they would make a fun match, but they weren't madly in love. I think their quick marriage was a reaction to their failed royal relationships. Andrew had many lovers during their marriage, usually Camilla's friends. Camilla seems to have only had one, Charles.

The quote Daily Mail she looks stunning.

[quote] [R25] I don't think she was crazy in love with Andrew Parker-Bowles. Their relationship was tumultuous and on-again off-again. They only got married after both of them had been dropped by their royal lovers.

I don't think in either couple the non-royal person were "dropped." Anne and Andrew Parker-Bowles were not very serious top begin with, and from everything I read Camilla and Charles decided they were not right for each other (Camilla wasn't sure she wanted to be a royal, and Charles was worried that since she wasn't a virgin or an aristocrat she would be considered unsuitable)

She was no oil painting, but in her younger years, she was a perfectly attractive woman. She let herself go in the 80s, got a royal makeover (teeth, skin, wardrobe) and is back to looking like a perfectly attractive woman.

(R34) is that you Grandpa? How did you find this site?

R33 The books that have been written seem inconsistent. Some say what you said, others say she loved him, and he dithered. Or, the family worked against it.

When it comes to Andrew and Anne, I think he was more serious about it, than she was, in that he would have gladly married a royal for the prestige. I also suspect that he would have accepted the Earldom that Anne's husband turned down.

Rottweiler.

Team Diana forever.

She has really grown into her looks as she's aged. I have come to like her very much. She seems like a strong lady.

[quote]Rottweiler.

Nonsense

Creepy comments and thumbs down on that Camilla video.

That's no surprise, R40. The video features Jewish people.

[quote] Or, the family worked against it.

The only thing I've ever seen that suggested that scenario was "The Crown."

She's one of my favorite Royals. It's amazing how she went from being "that wicked woman" to wearing HM's Royal Family Order. She endured a lot of abuse in the press.

R42 Here are two sources. Sarah Bradford is a source for Mountbatten working against it in her 2007 book Diana. Carolly Erickson made the Queen Mother argument in her 2005 book Lilibet: An Intimate Portrait of Elizabeth II.

I can see why she and Shawn Mendes aren’t getting along any more.

Camilla looks great for her age, I would guess her to be in her mid to late 50's.

I feel sorry for her. It's not her fault Charles is obsessed with her. It's not her fault Diana was younger and beautiful.

Poor Camilla has always looked out and haggard.

She is quite the señorita!

What is 73 in horse years?

She doesn’t look a day over 80!

Looking good!

[quote]because back then we didn't know Diana was mentally deranged

Crazy as a shithouse rat. She had in clinic colonic irrigation three times a week flushing her bowels out with 12 gallons of water each visit to "detoxify," only it wasn't three times a week, it was every time she felt a bit off, or anxious, or moody, or bloaty, or angry: there was a constant parade of house-call irrigationists through her doors keeping her innards as clean and minty fresh as a surgeon's operating theatre.

She wasn't without her good points, but crazy.

Camilla at her best

Some of you assume the eldergays who were posting here when Diana died in 1997 are still posting here today? They're likely as dead as Diana.

I will say that some people grown into their looks, the people who start life ugly and then start to turn heads in their 20s, or 30s, or 40s.

She may have been a prematurely old and horsey and hard looking gal in her 30s and 40s and beyond, but in her 70s, maybe it's her time. She may not turn many heads, but she looks at ease and confident and much better than I can ever recall her doing.

So young. Though I look a lot younger if I do say so myself.

[quote]Back in the 97, you bitches on here were practically blaming her for Diana's death. Saying she had put a hit on Diana and now she's unpretentious and friendly? Man... y'all have changed.

It's so weird that the people posting on DL in 1997 don't act the same way in 2020. Very odd. Wonder what that's all about?

how about a double-header, big boy!

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I'm 73, i've been telling Charles for 20 years that I don't need tampons now I'm past the menopause but he just doesnt listen.

She's more than twice my age! Imagine that!

They should have gone full National Geographic and shown her out in the wild as nature intended.

[quote]I know two people who have met her ... Both said the same thing - very friendly, earthy, funny, charming, loves a drink, loves a risqué joke

You know two people who told dirty jokes to a duchess they'd never met before?

By all accounts, she loves *making* bawdy jokes.

Do we sense a touch of the old Asp at R64?

She likes a drink, she doesn't make a fuss. she and Charles seem to be fond of each other, and she does her job. So shut up, bitches.

I like Camilla. As others have said she's unpretentious, friendly, and loves a drink. Not a bad person at all.

Camilla would not have been able to marry Charles in the 70s because she had a bit of a reputation as a "party girl." Things were different in those days, the Palace would not have allowed it. It's a shame, because if the rules had been different back then, it would've saved a tremendous amount of drama and chaos.

Of course...he needed to marry a virgin.

So young.

I just can’t believe it!

R64 You said “dirty”, I said “risqué” and nowhere did I say that my friend or acquaintance were the joke tellers. Not sure what her being a Duchess has to do with anything.

About 10 or more yeas ago, some old queen had a blog about the Royal Family, and he always posted pictures of the jewelry that the Queen wore on various occasions. He would wax on about the history of the jewels.

What made the blog truly funny were his snarky comments on Camilla. He hated her. Always complimented her on her shellacked hair. The old queen was quite funny. Wish I could remember the blog.

Camilla is a fun good time gal and all of you would love her if you met her. It's not her fault that the standards and morals of the BRF were still so archaic in the Seventies that the Heir had to marry a virgin. She and Charles should've been together from the very beginning.

Camilla was and always will be a home wrecker. Ditto goes for Charles.

They tortured Diana and family before and throughout her marriage. They remain unforgiven.

R74 HAS STATED HER BOUNDARIES

Does she still smoke?

I think Camilla is every bit as stylish and well-dressed as her predecessor. And her hair is just as good.

R77 Is SHE Becky with the good hair?

HM has no time for this booze bag.

[quote]Camilla was and always will be a home wrecker. Ditto goes for Charles.

It's a VERY AMERICAN thing this "homewrecker" thing. We English do not condemn people in this way. It's not our thing. If a married person leaves someone for someone else, we don't condemn them forever in this way and tend to think "Oh, well the marriage was on its way out anyway, glad they found someone they liked and settled down".

I'm NOT saying we're not judgemental. Just not about that.

Look, Andrew Parker Bowles drummed that wicked woman right outta Macclesfield. So Camilla came crawlin back to Windsor. Well Windsor doesn’t go for booze and dope. Now get outta my way. I gotta Philip waitin for me.

It it true Camilla threatened to shit in Princess Diana’s wig?

Official Birthday pic.

The birthday gift of a new hair style would be in order here...

Fresher than springtime and TWICE as exciting!

There is a reasons royalty is slaughtered and she’s a prime example.

Can I believe that Camilla is 73? Yes, I can. She's looked 73 for the past 30 years.

The frau comments on the BRF instagram:

DIANA FOREVERRRRR!!!!

They remind me of the Twitter Teens who insisted Naya Rivera was chilling in a shack

I love Camilla. The prince could have any young piece of ass and instead he chose a 'full grown woman'. I know about all the scandal with their relationship but God bless him for going with his heart. Would you prefer Andrew's choices? Ugh.

I've successfully disbanded that tiresome Fab Four so that Charles and I are now the most beloved of the royals.

DIANA OF LOVE

CAMILLA OF GIN

How many years is that in dog years?

I wore it better

I could see Phoebe Waller Bridge doing a hilarious one woman show as her.

R83 On Cape Cod we mercifully gather around it and push it back in the water.

Old smelly pussy.

I think I deserve a hundred posts - sod that fucking wedding!

[quote]The prince could have any young piece of ass

Is that you Papa?

I LOVE HRH The Dutchess of Cornwall. She is my favorite royal besides HM The Queen. She's one of those royals you can sit in fine patio furniture at a garden party whilst sipping gin cocktails and having her dish the tea and BS about the royal family. OH SHE IS LOVELY!!!

R99 Is Charles.

Hideously unattractive bovine, who hasn’t changed her hair style since Charlies Angels. Oh wait. Does she think she’s Charlies’ angel?