Will loud farts in public be acceptible after Covid?

People who wear those headphones freely release their intestinal gas because they can't hear it.

Old people do it all the time. They do not care.

No, OP, the answer is no, NO!

I hope OP, who felt the need to bestow that information on us, has a well ventilated home and is not one of our Taco Bell fans.

You can reduce this problem by widening your anus.

A wider aperture makes a weaker sound. Here is an instructional video—

Depends on the aroma

Shartin' your pants to own the libs!

#MAGA!

Scat troll thread

Why not. The US is going straight down the shitter anyway.

Male Models do it (at 2.10)

Try it with your parents first if they are still alive, OP.

OP Bottom's mating call is gonna flop.

Thanks for the laugh r3 I love Harry Enfield

Yes, R13, that clip at R3 includes Nigel Lawson the father of that TV cook named Nigella Lawson.

Oh, put a cork in it.

Have you ever checked for colorectal cancer, OP? Your sad, last days might not be too far off now.

Have you ever checked for colorectal cancer, OP? Your sad, last days might not be too far off now.

I usually lean into Jeffrey when I'm letting out one of my famous "nor'easters"!

R1 I did that in a grocery store not too long ago. I was listening to a podcast and accidentally let one rip. It was indeed because I couldn’t hear myself. Didn’t gauge the volume correctly. Right in front of some poor guy next to me in the aisle.

Farts spread COVID so no.

I replaced weeknight cocktails with hot chocolate and every night it smells like the Bhopal disaster in here.

Men with good sphincter control can play Bach

My darling, we are living--or trying to live--in a CIVILIZED SOCIETY, which means we have RULES OF CONDUCT. Bathroom sounds in public? NO.

This is definitive.

"After Covid", OP is an optimist.

R22 - if only it was really like that...

OP and R20 - after living with a woman over a year and no sex since February, I am desperate for ass...but EVEN the famished have their limits. Listen to R12.

Jesus, OP! Aren’t we traumatized enough ?

Least you don't have to go shopping with R19.

R12 you made me laugh. Thank you.

I have this question in brain too. Sence I stay in White House I make very big Fart. As First Melania, can I make fart in other House?

R29 - only if you do it next to gasping husband or his feral older children...only Ivanka is used to it after years of sleeping with Dump and Jarrett likes anything related to ass so don't waste your time.

[quote] Farts spread COVID so no.

Link R20? Since the CDC says the exact opposite.

Why not ? We already have ghastly old fucks hawking up phlegm and gargling it like Lavoris.

OP is sick of paying guys to do it and wants to be able to get his rocks off for free.