Buttfuck Mitch

Are there receipts, OP?

Who would fuck that?

Here you go R1

[quote] Who would fuck that?

Not the hare.

I don't want to associate this garbage with something as beautiful as butt fucking.

R4 thanks for the link to

Early morning school play! Classic story of "The Tortoise and the Hare"!

But we’re good. Yes, he looks like a turtle.

What a stud! He sure looks like he loves a fat, juicy pussy on his big man cock and big ol fat titties in his mouth!

I don't want to claim him. Disgusting.

R7, such a manly stud! More like Mitch of Finland, amiright? Woof.

R8 Seriously why do we get most of the dispicable men in History? Roy Cohn, Hitler, TE Lawrence, Gacy, this turtle etc.

R10 internalized homophobia does something really bad to some. It’s not homosexuality, it’s the homophobia of society.

Youthful hijinks I tell ya ... nothing more

No, not turkey neck!

I'm so ashamed to be gay right now.

[quote] Youthful hijinks I tell ya ... nothing more

Youthful hijinks are the only hijinks worth having even if, or preferably, if the youth is one sided.

I can’t wait to read his obituary.

Sodomy includes oral.

R11: because straight guys love to peg all evil people as gay because they associate being gay with being evil so they nitpick for "bad people" and ignore gay stuff for "good people".

[quote]…because straight guys love to peg all evil people as gay…

Straight guys seem to be more and more into pegging these days.

Just so you know OP, "sodomy" does not necessarily mean fucking of the butt. Oral sex is also sodomy. In fact any penetrative sexual act other than penis/vagina is sodomy.

God he's such a hideous turtle, on the inside and outside.

In my defense, it was dark and I thought it was my mother.

R21 I would have written "father", but I think your way is funnier!

Poor Addison. His first wife divorced him before he ran for Senate. Then he needed a new wife for cover. Enter..

Elaine Chao.

What kind of wig is Elaine wearing and why?

Here's the Turtle crying on the Senate floor in 2010 over his chief of staff, Kyle, resigning.

I think we all know a good breakup cry when we see one.

It's from the Laura "Pickles" Bush collection, R23. 100% synthetic, in the "wash-and-set" style so beloved by southern matrons, and sensibly priced!

Now available in Ash Blonde and Ginger Temptress.

He is painfully unattractive.

LOL @ him in R25. He probably stalked Kyle for years, afterward. Creepy old bastard.

R25 Mitch McConnell and Kyle Simmons sittin’ in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Kyle has total gayface in R29's picture.

Do you think Elaine Chao straps on the Anal Wrecker 3000 dildo (ribbed for his pleasure!) and fucks Mitch senseless while he cries out for Kyle and begs for more?

He's almost 80 years old. When does it stop? Don't people want to retire? Do you just want to die at your desk?

R31 Turtles can live up to 150 years.

C'mere, Mitch...

A gay man and an Asian wife, how novel.

Mitch McConnell caught up in Sodatream scandal!

R23, that is a the face of a gleeful fascists. Anyone who travels abroad and knows that certain type will know what I mean. Resting fascist face is a real thing.

It’s when they aren’t even on planet earth anymore.

The die-hard fascists won’t look directly at something, but through it. They looked ginned up. Detached.

I can’t wait for all these evil old fucks to die off.

Did he and Lady G ever serve together?

R38 they’re breeding new ones to take their place

R40 is right. Tom Cotton anyone??

He's going to hold-up a stimulus payment for desperate people until the Democrats agree to award prizes to schools who open like they're told to.

Buttfuck Bump

Must have been slim pickings if someone chose to fuck him

Does it seem that Mitch, having been kicked out of the military for sodomy, developed a hard on for the federal government & the US military & decided to sell them out to Russia as punishment for catching him en flagrant delicto?

Mitch McConnell, sodomite.

Mitch wears a diaper.

Sounds presidential r48.

He tripped in the latrine and fell, mouth first, onto the penis of another recruit. Apologies were exchanged. Bygones.

Mitch seems like a Vers bttm with a 4.5” dick

He truly is one of the most unattractive men I’ve ever laid eyes on.

Even I find this disgusting.

R45 The top had a turtle fetish, apparently it’s a real thing.

Mitch wants to buttfuck us all and only give us $100/wk for unemployment.

His dna was found deep within the 47 yr old sargent that he corn holed....the belligerant anus says so.

Mitch McConnell LOVES Anal

Belligerent Anus. Best band name I ever heard.

Its the nickname of a grouchy granny on here..

Why won't God the universe or whatever just kill that evil old bastard already?!

Do we think Mitch has experienced a hands-free orgasm while being buttfucked?

Buttfuck Bump all the way to November

Buttfuck Bump for Mitch!

Is Nick Sandmann now his official butt boy? Let’s hope he doesn’t knock him up.

Gross.

Let the hets have this unprincipled sell-out twat.

Almost nobody wants to think of Grandma getting fucked deeply in her ass.

If ever somebody had a mouth for sucking a big hard thick cock it's Mitch.

Every photo of him screams 'cockfucker mouth'.

Buttfuck bump

Butt Butt Butt... Fuck Him in Da Butt

I would not like to think of dick flesh anywhere near that snapping turtle's mouth.

R31 I ask myself this very thing almost daily.

Please don't call him Buttfuck Mitch. That is an insult to Buttfucking and Buttfuckers.

R8 I don't claim him, either.

He married his beard for her cash

BUTTFUCK BUMP!!!!

Buttfuckin’ all the way up to the election.

This makes so much sense for both McConnell and Graham. They foment contempt for others of their true selves.

R23 She's a man, baby!

[Quote] Just so you know OP, "sodomy" does not necessarily mean fucking of the butt. Oral sex is also sodomy. In fact any penetrative sexual act other than penis/vagina is sodomy.

Fine.

"Buttmunch" Mitch.

Had better alliteration anyway.

Mitch, baby, me love you long time!

I do declare that I think his sort are unfit to serve in the senate.

Mitch loves anal!

First wife Sherrill Redmon. They were obviously bearding for each other (she never remarried). How unpleasant for them to have to conceive the obligatory 2.3 kids the old-fashioned way, before in vitro? She must have curled-up in a fetal position on the bathroom floor afterwards, sobbing into a towel.

Will Mitch recess the Senate before passing aid package?

Felching Mitch

How can one thread make me laugh so much and simultaneously feel so sick???

Thank you DL

Does sex with wild boars count?

That old turkey neck cocksucker is talking now.

He can't be long for this world. He's literally rotting.

I FUCKING hate this asshole

Isn’t KY blue? How does McConnell keep winning?

It's dying..

I think he may have a blood disorder of some terrible kind.

You just know if he didn't have money and connections he would eventually be collected from the Days Inn in Glendale. I wonder where his pleasure garden is.

Mitch speaking to Senate now to push the election steal.

Mitch coughing a lot. Might be dying from COVID 19!!!

Yup, revealed where gop is at. Going full steam ahead with a coup. We need to be in the streets

The two Georgia Senate seats are essential for Dems to win in order to silence this motherfucker.

Why sully such a beautiful thing as buttfucking?

Do you have friends in GA? If not, please make them NOW. We are beyond fucked without at least one of these seats. We MUUUUUUST kill the turtle!!!!

Ugly turtle

Fuck Mitch!!! He’s denying stimulus.

It's awful to wish someone dead. But I've spent the past four years wanting him to die, along with most of Team Trump, slowly and painfully.

Mitch loves to have his anus stimulus’d.

Oh god! Homophobic hetero trash really need to leave this forum

How can the Army keep these records closed up? His discharge is shrouded in secrecy; it makes no sense. Friends in high places and all that muck.

No, no, no. Straight society owes us for centuries of oppression and homophobia. They must have this creature and Lindsey too. We don't want either of those cretins.

hope its tru and hits the media !!!!

Mitch McConnell is a homosexual.

He really needs to stick with other elder, unsavory turtles.