Loki actor Tom Hiddleston moves in with rumoured girlfriend Zawe Ashton

Jealous, bitches?

Told you I was straight.

So... Tom is not gay?!

[quote] Told you I was straight.

Sure, Jan.

TS's song coming in...

Wow, he looks terrible. Photos I've seen of them together look...awkward. They allude no warmth or chemistry at all.

Will he wear an "I love Z.A." shirt this time?

'I ❤️ Z.A.'

There should be a "Tom is d e r a n g e d" thread, to pair with the Britney thread.

You didn't think we'd know who he was without the "Loki actor" intro?

Cockgobbler Tom Hiddleston ain’t foolin’ nobody.

Don't start calling him "Cockgobbler Tom Hiddleston," please, r9, or soon that crazed queen will start shrieking that we have to call him "Cockgobbler Tom Hiddleston" every time we say his name.

Do we have proof of Tom's love for gobbling cock?

Or is it just Datalounge being Datalounge?

Much as with DM, I like how the Sun takes the piss by calling that actress "gorgeous." She might be a great person in real life, but she looks like a dog's dessert.

Is Hiddleston transitioning?

That hairstyle is unfortunate. What was he thinking?

Is he dying? Looks awful in that pic.

She got rotten taste in men.

Isn't Tom Hiddleston a Hollywood has-been?

Now we know he's straight (bored already) we can definitely forget all about him. Especially around here. Bye. NEXT!!!

He lost whatever looks he had.

He looks intensely professorial these days. But fair play to him, he looks quite comfortable with it and it's probably closer to his real persona than previous attempts at being George Clooney or Brad Pitt.

And if he is either dating Ashton or they're bearding for each other (she looks about as hetero as he does, in my opinion), at least she's a far more reasonable fit for the part. She looks brainy, she's a trained theatre actress, and she has the same sort of plain but appealing sort of looks.

I mean, with Swift, Hiddleston looked like he was playing a better looking Arthur Miller to Swift's Marilyn Monroe.

Who in the hell is Zawe Ashton?

How did their publicists hook them up, and think "now THERE's a match made in heaven!"

This is the worst bearding couple ever!

She looks like a mashup of Meghan Markle and Sarah Paulson.

I’d guess he’s bi, choosing women to partner with, fucking men.

Are the British more tolerant of bisexuality than Americans?

I guess they’re at the VIP opening of a bakery in pic at OP, Tom is really inhaling that fresh baked cookie aroma!

She's apparently a gorgeous actress, though I've never heard of her and would call her attractive but far from gorgeous.

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Tom seems far more interested in Charlie Cox.

Taylor Swift must be furious!

My guess is that Tom and Charlie Cox are the real couple, and Zawe Ashton is just bearding for them.

Charlie’s cock!

Wonder if he and Zawe have a girl's night once a week. Stay up late, watch movies, drink wine and paint each other's nails. How romantic! Yes, I'm jealous!

I don't get the impression from their photos that they're crazy in love. They seem very uncomfortable. They look like they don't even like each other. I suppose that might well be true.

R32 - WTF knows. He's a strange man.

My personal view is he's probably more into himself than he'll ever be into any lover of any persuasion. But I do think his current Cambridge Don look, the rumours about Ashton that they both allowed to circulate (although she denied them when the play was on in NYC), the West End and Broadway forays that were luckily highly successful, were calculated to undo some of the damage that the debacle with Swift did to his image and career.

Exit Swift's latest Toy English Lord of the Manor cum Artiste, enter Serious Actor with Theatre Creds - complete with specs, beard, and theater actress GF.

More than the silly undershirt on that memorable 4 July, I remember a photo of Hiddleston on the front porch of Swift's summer home, with Swift on his lap exchanging a kiss, and a glass of wine in his hand, but Hiddleston's fingers closed so tightly on that glass it's a wonder it didn't shatter.

That fist tight around that glass should have told the world everything it needed to know about that escapade.

But they were too busy looking at Swift sprawled across his lap.

Oh that’s cruel. Does Tom’s boyfriend know about this?

She is one homely woman. There's some photos of the two of them in a stadium (looks like it might be Wimbledon) and she is not wearing a brassiere and God does she need one.

Given how Tom's aging, she probably appealed to him because he's still prettier than she is.

He looks like he might have been considered “attractive” back in the 17th century.

I think I first became aware of Tom Hiddleston when I saw him in "Crimson Peak." My thought at the time was "THIS guy is considered romantic leading man material?" He was unprepossessing and sickly looking even back then. Another think I thought about him (this after seeing his nude scene): "he has an ass like a woman's."

The only thing that I've seen Tom look attractive in, was AMC's "The Night Manager."

They made him look almost James Bond-ish.

Then it was all downhill from there.

He looks a bit like Daniel Craig here...

He’s been relegated to streaming now?

Christ, not this again.

Lets talk about YOUR love life, Taylor!!!!

Zawe Ashton's grandpa was the President and Prime Minister of Uganda.

R43 - Yes, that was mentioned already.

Of course, "dating" Tom is a good career move for her, because at 35 already she's hardly set the world on fire, she'll probably get more PR out of being his GF than anything else she does.

And Tom needs a GF badly.

Five gets you ten they're engaged by Guy Fawkes. Wedding in the spring at Tom's Mum's place on the Aldridge estate.

Watch out. Taylor Swift is gonna be angry.

Swift must have been designing the invitations when she found herself walking along the Aldridge estate in Wellies with Tom, his Mum, and his niece. One of the family already...

She was probably also already measuring the drapes in the drawing room.

Hiddleston is ugly too, so his beard suits him.

It’s weird. He can look really handsome or really bad.

The girlfriend isn’t pretty but English celeb men seem to prefer plain women.

I was hoping for a hookup between Tom and Lady Kitty Spencer after the Swift debacle.

Except he's not rich enough for her tastes.

R37 - "I think I first became aware of Tom Hiddleston when I saw him in "Crimson Peak.""

That's too bad. CP was an unmitigated disaster thanks to del Toro's horrible script and bad decisions. The role originally went to Cumberbatch, who pulled out allegedly over "script differences" - translation, Cumberbatch knew a train wreck when he saw one and exited hurriedly), so the role went to Tom.

If you'd seen him as Prince Hal and then Henry V in the BBC's "The Hollow Crown" series you'd have felt differently. I also thought him really good in "I Saw the Light" which I thought a bold stretch for a posh English RADA boy. He did his own playing and singing, as well.

CP was about the worst intro to the talents he has as you could have wandered into.

Let's hope the woman he keeps private back in England is happy with this arrangement, then!

R51 - Ashton is English herself, so if there's a woman back in England, it could get very interesting when they can travel back.

I love his body, but like so many ultra trim men who work to keep fit, his health regimen has done a number on his face. His face has that starved look.

R52 If the trips to Hampshire stop once he is back in the UK, we will know the Zawe thing is real. However, the Missus left at home has weathered a few storms, so who knows.....

When I first came across Zawe in Fresh meat, presumed she was a dyke.

She probably is a lesbian, R55. Particularly because Tom Hiddleston is GAY.

Everyone can tell it's a beard/merkin situation.

R55 - I saw the production and I can tell you that Ashton had zero female sexual charisma - albeit this is from someone who, er, might not be that "attuned" to it.

R56 I think the right term is a willing cuckold rather than gay.

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She's more attractive than he is. I always thought he looked like a rodent

R59 - If the stalker has taken a good look at him now, she's probably ditched him to stalk Timothee Chalamet.

Like the old Cumberbatch stalkers mourning the loss of their "Dorkybatch" to the reality of an over-40 man who wanted a wife and kids.

I ❤️ Z. Ashton.

Hiddleston' penis has been in at least one vagina which is mine. Therefore, if anything, he is technically Bi.

R11 it’s just all of the old boomer queens and their wishful thinking. They think every man is gay.

R64, as opposed to wishful thinking fangirls who think there are no gays in showbiz

[quote] Hiddleston' penis has been in at least one vagina which is mine. Therefore, if anything, he is technically Bi.

Momma, your MUSSY is NOT a vagina.

Now move along, toots.

R66 Mussy? May I recommend a biology class for you, Lad. Yes, I am a woman, but before I get groaned at for being on here, I am a bi female with mostly gay friends and we talk about this board. Hiddleston was a offer I could not pass up when the opportunity arose. So, I offer confirmation that he does indeed sleep with females.

He'd only have a 'girlfriend' if they had a dick.

Well, r67?

How was he? Good? Bad? Hung? Average?

This must be a surprise for his live-in boyfriend.

R69 Above average size though package is mostly balls, and unfortunately average in everything else. Not really anything special, I'm afraid.

Tom Hiddleston is English. Prince Harry has Meghan Markle. Tom Hiddleston may have wanted a Meghan Markle of his own.

it's the best I can do. Work with it.

"Mussy? May I recommend a biology class for you, Lad. Yes, I am a woman, but before I get groaned at for being on here, I am a bi female with mostly gay friends and we talk about this board. Hiddleston was a offer I could not pass up when the opportunity arose. So, I offer confirmation that he does indeed sleep with females."

Suuuuuureeeee. We believe you. *rolls eyes*

This sounds about as believable as the "Tom-hooking- up -with- a -black -model -he-met- in-an-elevator" rumour. R67

Ouch...and that's why no one posts anything juicy!

For the record, he is uncut, natural light brown bush (no back, sack and crack wax, I'm afraid) and is very clean.

Do you think he's bi R67/R76? Does he ping IRL?

R77 If he is bi, he is a bottom, that's for sure! Sorry, I didn't have that conversation with him, so really couldn't say.

R67 if you hang out with gay men and are bisexual then how did you know Tom was interested in you? You didn’t assume he was gay?

R79 Really? Do you think I hang out with my male gay friends all the time?! He was definitely after my....erm, lets say very obvious female charms.

R80 you almost had me until your last post.

R81 Why? Because I didn't want to.just come out and say I have big tits and obviously not male? Geez

Anyone else notice that as soon as anything is said about Hiddleston's sex life on here, it's shut down pretty tight? So the question is, has DL grown tired of their old fav , or is their PR work at play?

R80 - are you the same lady who has been posting on tattle saying Tom is your friends with benefits?

Out of billions of people on this planet,you'd be hard pressed to find one who's sex life I care about less.

The big tits admission made me believe her. If you look at the women Tom has really seemed into (like Kat Dennison), they are all buxom. Also, there's footage of him obviously checking out a female reporter's rack. Tom is a tit man, whatever his additional feelings about cock.

And a mixed-race coupling, too!

R84 Friends with benefits? Are you 12?!! I am sure that Mr Hiddleston has lots of ladies numbers in his little black book, and that he gets his dick wet as often as he likes. Whoever is posting on tatler, (whatever that is?) is probably one of those who found out she is one of many and is spilling.

R88. I am repeating the term SHE used, thank you.

lmao, R88 - very defensive, methinks the fantasist protests too much. Bitch, you came on here to tell all and to protray him as some kind of lothario and then you get all snippy about a question. You got him talked about, that's something seeing his career has been up the shitter since his Swift debacle. He's with Zawe so stop the bullshit, if it were true about you and the other one spilling then Tom surely has the shittiest taste in booty calls (you gonna dispute that term too?) who can't keep their mouths shut. He needs better taste and better PR too. Or is you, tom? Idiot.

*portray.

What is it with all these middle aged women who probably haven't seen a penis in real life for the best part of a decade getting all hormonal over Tom Hiddleston. His fandom is truly nuts, the poor bastard.

Zawe is gay from space.

R92-Says the idiot who has been exposing his alleged sexual secrets online. We can see your post history, perra.

Calling people names when they call out your bullshit doesn't detract from your lies. Why post his alleged business online in the first place, R92? You've been called out on other forums , MM.

It is so nice blocking trolls.

Aww, diddums. Nothing else to say, Walter Mitty? R92?

I love how the fool posts it's sexual hormonal stories and then tries to call everyone else hormonal and nuts for commenting on it. Your team sucks, Tom. We thought you'd learned something after the Swift shambles. And fans? Please, everyone is laughing at you.

It's so nice calling out liars R96.

I gotta ask what is the deal with these supposedly gay white bros that are 'surprise' revealed to be secretly involved with black women?

bowie, colin farrell, the lead singer from clann zu

I have no idea who this MM is, but I feel sorry for the poor cow if she has the Hiddleston fandom chasing her down! They have a habit of going for any woman who attractive and in his vicinity. You have a certain type that wear Loki t shirts and have Loki duvets who haven't got a hope in hell of him looking once at them let alone twice. They must seethe with rage at the thought that someone has seen his face as he cums, and therefore attack anyone online for daring to speak of their Disney Prince in less tham glowing terms. For anyone interested, he is above average, very veiny and loves to do it to music. There you go, enough said!

lmao, your putdowns are as lame as your stories. The only one who wears shitty t shirts is tom himself. Nice try, MM brought it to the forums and everyone got fed up of hearing his name so it's been banned. And the other forum feel sorry for Zawe. Although he'd be lucky to have any at this point...but sure tom, if it makes you feel better spinning the fan/troll yarn. lol Enough said? no, please we'd love to hear more. What music does he like to do it to? Taylor Swift? What's his come face like? keep going , perra. I've got time.

Does the come face resemble any of these? R100.

R100 - Trying to sell your fantasy lover as a favourite, newflash, he's not attractive. If you said Chris Hemsworth I may be jealous. Try harder.

R100 - this is what people think of bland Tom.

here, again

Thank goodness the truth is finally out!

R38, R39 Both of those pictures have the light behind him and the face in shadow.

R55 mte.

She was very funny on FRESH MEAT, one of the better actors and characters. I knew a girl just like her at university, so the portrayal was very true to life.

What’s with the argumentative, troll-hunting weirdos mucking up the thread? “Troll” this, “fantasist,” that. Maybe they’re PR distractions like R83 notes. How about either contributing something other than insults to the topic or shutting the hell up?

She's not ugly but "gorgeous"? They're kidding, right?

Heard they are engaged and rumors she is pregnant. Loki is blowing up right now. They are both in London. Time will tell. Looks like they are at least living together. Taylor screwed up Toms bag so I doubt anything will ever be confirmed with Zawe until that baby pops out. He gotta hold on to that money!

A beard on his face and a beard on his arm.

Zawe Ashton at the BAFTA TV Awards 2021

Tom Hiddleston seems to like kids.

If you read the article R21, you’ll see that they starred together in the Harold Pinter play ‘Betrayal’ in London pre Covid. I saw it and bloody good it was too.

Those kids are adorable. Whose kids are they?

Marvel Studios' Captain Marvel 2 casts Zawe Ashton as an unknown character who's expected to be the villain in the Marvel Cinematic Universe sequel.

R116 Certainly not his. Snip, snip for the eternal playboy!

Dancing with Zawe at the press night after party for 'Betrayal' on March 13, 2019 in London, UK

Zawe is hideous. I wonder if Tom helped her get the Captain Marvel 2 role.

I like Zawe in "Fresh Meat".

Tom seemed to be smitten with Rachel Smith, who is Miss USA 2007 and part African-American, when she interviewed him at Comic Con 2013. She, however, friend-zoned him.

R122 That's the problem as Hiddleston is always being friend-zoned by those that are not rabid fans. It used to be surprisingly easy to get in his pants if you are not a fan because he really does get turned down alot. Sad, but true. Random hook ups are the major source for him to get his dick wet, but don't go beyond that. A few loons has managed to sneak in there in the past, but that has shut down now with the rather successful Zawe rumours.

Hiddleston has all the sex appeal of the late Max Von Sydow.

I saw TH and Zane in Betrayal on Broadway. Both are very tall and thin. Quite a stunning couple.

I don’t get the hot.

I have just heard from a very reputable female source that Zawe had hit on her a few years back whilst working with her. Now this begs the question is she straight or bi, same as Tom? May be why there's no confirmation with pap shots of the two together just random drips of staged clues for fans who are already planning the wedding and picking baby names. PR with Swift was so bad that it should be used in manuals of how not to do PR relationships, and his PR are trying a different approach.

Are you speaking from experience R123? Do you have any more gossip? Random hook ups with men, women or both?

Tom Hiddleston at 2021 BAFTA

That was a boring interview.

He’s not banging the female Loki actress?

She just had a baby with someone else. They would make a cute couple if she was single.

I like that people confuse him with Michael Fassbender, and then big dick Mike said "I'm better looking." What a prick.

Not a lot of genetic diversity on those islands.

Tom Hiddleston joins Claire Danes in Apple Drama Series ‘Essex Serpent’

Their foreheads can have children.