σн нσω тнє мιgнту нανє ƒαℓℓєη: Zefron Down To Earth
Twitter is going into lusty over-drive for Zac Efron’s “Dad bod” in his new show: Down to Earth. I recently watched an episode and came away with three observations:1) the man has the IQ and attention span of a fruit fly 2) he loves having both hands shoved into his pant pockets at all times and 3) his face. That once beeeautiful face now looks bloated, sausage-casing tight and is covered in hair. I thought he’d gotten fat but when he disrobed his pecs and abs still looked rock hard.
So what is it? Too many fillers? Off the blow and onto the booze? Whatever the case, it made me sad to see him looking so ... sad.
I will say, he and his travel companion, Darin Olien, are giving me major Daddy/Son vacation vibes
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 47 | August 4, 2020 6:40 AM
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You blind? Zac is (still so) hot in that clip.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 14, 2020 7:05 AM
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Is this Garrett Clayton's future?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 14, 2020 7:07 AM
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He is too young for Dadbod.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 14, 2020 7:08 AM
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Poor Zac. At least he had a good run.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 14, 2020 7:22 AM
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I'd still fuck him.
Is OP = Olivia Culpo, the former Miss Universe? She's so picky and dainty.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 14, 2020 7:28 AM
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How'd you do that with the font?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 14, 2020 8:56 AM
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Zac's attempts at humor in this show are so cringeworthy I couldn't make it through the first episode.
Oompa Loompa ,doopity-do? Really?!
FUCK OFF Zac Efron.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 14, 2020 9:11 AM
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Hot as fuck! Did coke with him once at The Ace Hotel in DTLA-total sweetheart. Dumber than a box of hair but cute and sweet.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 14, 2020 9:42 AM
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A lot of pretty boy celebrities hate their image. They mostly attract geeky, pre-teen girls and obsessive, middle-aged gay stalkers.
I bet Efron couldn’t wait until he reached the age he was allowed to grow a full beard, look like a regular guy and attract a less creepy fanbase.
Btw the daddy behind the steering wheel has really nice beefy legs.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 14, 2020 10:09 AM
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He looks older than 32 but not so much that he's got "dadbod."
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 14, 2020 10:11 AM
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He looks like a hot, grown ass man to me.
Still fuckable.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 14, 2020 10:21 AM
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He got a “Bradley Cooper,” some kind of pre-emptive fillets.
You bitches must be blind if you can’t see it.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 14, 2020 10:44 AM
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That's not fillers, it's fat. When your body thickens up to that extent, you don't need fillers (fillets, maybe.)
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 14, 2020 10:55 AM
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Thanks to Efron's publicist for starting this thread. I wouldn't have known what your client was doing otherwise.
By the way, he still looks dreamy, as you well know.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 14, 2020 10:56 AM
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Not sure that I ever much noticed his voice but it's a surprisingly nice voice when narrating (a little mumbly when speaking sometimes.)
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 14, 2020 11:05 AM
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I watched the first episode as travel porn to remind me of an amazing trip I took to a Iceland four years ago. His body still looks great, albeit less cut. His face does look a bit bloated and he sports a bad haircut and lumberjack beard. Still he is better looking than the majority of men. But he seems really limited mentally. Pretty dumb and frat-boy douchey. That to me was the turnoff.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 14, 2020 12:06 PM
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Seth Rogan once said Zac has a "girthy" dick.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 14, 2020 12:13 PM
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He looks weirdly like GigaChad in r18
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 21 | July 14, 2020 12:17 PM
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Same here, R8. He comes across as a bit awkward, or just not that bright. He makes a terrible host for a show.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 14, 2020 12:21 PM
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is this the show that almost killed him?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 14, 2020 12:23 PM
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Still looks hot & seems like he got a good, fun TV gig. What's the 'fallen' part?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 14, 2020 12:33 PM
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It's almost like he's not 18 anymore!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 14, 2020 12:42 PM
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No, he doesn't R21. I mean...these "He looks like..." posts are NEVER on the mark.
Where are you Uncle Arthur-looking motherfuckers getting that he's fat? He's clearly stopped starving himself and working out like a maniac. That's so far from a "dad bod" it's ridiculous. He's never been hotter than now IMO.
His brother is damn near perfect.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 14, 2020 12:45 PM
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R21 wtf is that thing? It's creepy
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 14, 2020 12:53 PM
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is it just me or is the show aimed at the stupid mouth breathers that make Joe Rogan's audience? Straight douche bro antics and humor but with Joey Lawrence "Woah! Would you look at that?" thrown in when it's about new technologies.
His hosting gig almost comes off like a spoof of Tim Allen's character in Home Improvement bumbling around. Fart bags *giggle*
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 14, 2020 2:16 PM
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He looks better now than he did 10 years ago.
He looks like a man.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 14, 2020 2:35 PM
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He looks like Brian Sims.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 34 | July 14, 2020 2:40 PM
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He looks like a medium fat guy now whose penis probably looks like a button
by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 20, 2020 7:46 AM
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Watch an episode then make a comment before you defend him. Trust me
by Anonymous | reply 37 | July 20, 2020 7:47 AM
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R38 - it’s that bad. I’m some scenes the skin on his face looks so tight his eyes look Asian. Plus his personality is so cringey you almost feel bad for the guy
by Anonymous | reply 39 | August 2, 2020 10:21 AM
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The beard doesn't suit him.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | August 2, 2020 10:26 AM
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Gee, just from reading the comments here, no wonder Zac wants to quit Hollywood. You don't see him that much because he's living quietly in Australia now. He admitted on the show that his whole life had been maintaining his looks by eating no carbs for 10 years. All he ate were protein and vegetables and felt horrible. . He finally ate carbs-- although the good kind--- and feels healthier.
I watched the whole series. There were some episodes that I would skip but the one where he visits a village where most people live to be over 100 years old was very interesting. These people ate less protein and more carbohydrates, the difference was that they ate vegetables and foods they grew themselves, none of this processed junk we eat today.
The hairstyle and the beard doesn't really compliment him but he still has the most beautiful eyes. The body is still hot, the face looks a little fuller, probably from eating carbs but he's getting older too. He said doing this show changed his life and consider leaving acting.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | August 2, 2020 10:46 AM
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[quote]It's almost like he's not 18 anymore!
A sin for which much of the gay community will never forgive him!
by Anonymous | reply 42 | August 2, 2020 10:50 AM
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I like an occasional fish fillet.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | August 2, 2020 11:02 AM
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This is the oddest show -- I am assuming it's aimed towards Bros?
by Anonymous | reply 44 | August 4, 2020 5:29 AM
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Some people aren’t meant to be adult.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | August 4, 2020 5:50 AM
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[quote]So what is it?
What it is is that you have mental health issues and need to stop obsessing over celebrities, as well as stop holding them to socially conditioned personal standards of what you seek to think physical beauty is, as well as how you judge people’s worth.
What it is is you need to pull your head from out of your ass and stop polluting the board with this nonsense.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | August 4, 2020 6:02 AM
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I can’t see past that horrendous font!
My Eyes!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 47 | August 4, 2020 6:40 AM
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