Steve Harvey here

What do you use to shine your head?

Ever thought of filing down those chompers?

Why won't you go away, WHY?

Is this still a big problem for you now?

Is your nose detachable?

How do you continue to have a career, being as you're so completely unfunny?

What's wrong with your FACE?

Why are you such a tool?

How come you can get away with the shucking and jiving every night?

Speaking of being a tool, how big is your tool?

Stop making the game completely ghetto.

JFC, some questions and answers are embarrassing to watch.

Good thing my mom doesn’t understand a lot of the innuendo-laden questions.

What color is your underwear?

Are you the buttbaby spawn of Bert and Ernie?

You cheated on wife #1. You cheated on wife #2 with current wife #3. So why did you act like a smug Christian on your talk show, giving relationship advice to your gullible audience?

How much do you hate having to pretend to be tolerant of gay guests on your shows?

Who won Miss Universe?

Is your mustache real or do you glue it on every morning?

Why do you "smile" that way? Are you in pain?

Are you and Kelly Clarkson cool?

How have you managed to maintain a 30 year career despite not really doing anything special? Was your dick that big?

Why did you tell Mo'Nique to sell out on your show or is that just her interpretation?

When can I go back to the baths?

Given that you are so smarmy and obnoxious, who are you fucking to keep getting work?

R15 Thank you! In the episodes featuring the Queer Eye guys and Ru Paul's crew, he could barely contain his homophobia. Lots of not so subtle digs at gay people on his behalf in those episodes disguised as "humor."

Do you prefer pegging, fingering, or fisting?

You seem to have underlying rage and you scare me.

No questions.

Several years ago, when Steve lived in a house on Willowbend Drive in Plano, TX (not too far from where Chace Crawford’s parents live), my mom saw him at a local grocery store.

Being a black woman, Steve assumed my mom would recognize him (which she did), but also assumed, based on his arrogant body language, that she would run up to him and say something. She turned her back and ignored him.

Here’s a comment, not a question, Steve. Your zoot suit and cane look absolutely ridiculous. And your pompous attitude is not justified for a verifiable C-lister.

[quote]Being a black woman, Steve assumed my mom would recognize him

Steve is a black woman? I think we should ask him about that!

You’re funny Steve.

Why are you prejudiced about gay people?

ARE YOU REALLY BIG MAMA WITH OVERSIZE TEEFS?

What heifer lost its teeth to fill that ugly mug, you GOP asshole?

I just would love to see his dick. And if he keeps his curly bush.

Do you get pulled over when you're driving around in LA?

Do you get pulled over when you're driving around in LA?

Why are you a homophobic?

Is your teeth fake? Why only fix the top? The bottom ones look ugly