How will MARY widower cope with Kelly's death?

Maybe he can finally come out now.

Celine singing [italic]My Heart Will Go On[/italic] as the climax of the funeral.

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^^Two full years of nothing but the blackest of black wigs. No highlights!

Have some respect, the man just lost his hag.

R3 where the heck did that head of hair gone from? He’s as bald as a baby’s ass.

Travolta's very loose mangina swallowed Kelly whole and suffocated her while they slept.

Time to hit on every masseur in America

^^^ Agree. Nothing like a long, vigorous, man-on-man massage to work one's way through the grief of losing one's wife.

Sad, fist his son now his wife. I didn't even know she had cancer. I will gladly console him.

r10, if you're young and hot, John would probably welcome your condolences

vhhj

R10. He fisted his son? The monster!

I know this is DL. I know he is a piece of shit. But still my heart goes out to him. Even were it platonic, there had to be some love there. He should be hurting and if he is I wish him comfort.

If not, that is really between him and his maker.

Does Scientology disapprove of homos?

Has Paul Barresi been reached for comment?

r15, yes

R14, I agree. They couldn't have lasted all this time without some genuine affection for each other aka like Deb and Hugh Jackman.