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Markiplier's Balls

They're circulating around Twitter. Thoughts?

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by Anonymousreply 21July 10, 2020 5:14 AM

Markiplier

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by Anonymousreply 1July 9, 2020 10:56 PM

For those of you old queens wondering, he's a famous Youtube Gamer. Here he is bound and gagged.

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by Anonymousreply 2July 9, 2020 10:58 PM

Whatever you think of the balls, bear in mind they're attached to THIS.

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by Anonymousreply 3July 9, 2020 10:59 PM

Sexy mermaid.

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by Anonymousreply 4July 9, 2020 11:00 PM

Is there a better picture? All I see is a dark crimson blur.

Apparently he's straight, but he gives me the vibe that he'd be down with a dude after a few drinks.

by Anonymousreply 5July 9, 2020 11:00 PM

Where are the balls?

by Anonymousreply 6July 9, 2020 11:06 PM

Gérard DeparDON’T!

by Anonymousreply 7July 9, 2020 11:16 PM

The knowledgable R2. So up on things.

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by Anonymousreply 8July 10, 2020 1:19 AM

I enjoy his face. And balls.

by Anonymousreply 9July 10, 2020 1:34 AM

What’s the big damn deal? They’re inside his boxers.

by Anonymousreply 10July 10, 2020 2:00 AM

He looks like a hobo.

by Anonymousreply 11July 10, 2020 2:04 AM

R11 Really?

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by Anonymousreply 12July 10, 2020 2:15 AM

A lot of gamer youtubers are like that R11. They became rich and famous almost 10 years ago, and still think they should dress like they're 20 year college students and not hire a stylist. Or they confuse doing something outlandish as stylish like the clown hair in R12.

They have millions so they certainly can afford it.

by Anonymousreply 13July 10, 2020 2:20 AM

R13 : That kind of haircut is usually found on militant lesbian hobos who angrily demand that I give them change while walking down Queen st.

by Anonymousreply 14July 10, 2020 2:23 AM

Er, R12, I mean.

by Anonymousreply 15July 10, 2020 2:23 AM

Well aside from the color, it also just has this "durrr I just woke up out of bed and don't care what my hair looks like, but I'm going to play it off like it's cool to not care how I look even though I'm an adult already but I still can't seem to groom myself properly hurrr durrr" look to it.

by Anonymousreply 16July 10, 2020 2:28 AM

He looks like Downs-Syndrome Keanu.

by Anonymousreply 17July 10, 2020 2:33 AM

Is 'Markiplier' a name or an adjective?

by Anonymousreply 18July 10, 2020 2:36 AM

R18 Username. His real name is Mark Fischbach.

by Anonymousreply 19July 10, 2020 3:20 AM

Fischbacher's balls has a ring to it.

by Anonymousreply 20July 10, 2020 3:32 AM

[Quote] Apparently he's straight, but he gives me the vibe that he'd be down with a dude after a few drinks.

He's straight and has a gf.

by Anonymousreply 21July 10, 2020 5:14 AM
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