Markiplier's Balls

Markiplier

For those of you old queens wondering, he's a famous Youtube Gamer. Here he is bound and gagged.

Whatever you think of the balls, bear in mind they're attached to THIS.

Sexy mermaid.

Is there a better picture? All I see is a dark crimson blur.

Apparently he's straight, but he gives me the vibe that he'd be down with a dude after a few drinks.

Where are the balls?

Gérard DeparDON’T!

The knowledgable R2. So up on things.

I enjoy his face. And balls.

What’s the big damn deal? They’re inside his boxers.

He looks like a hobo.

R11 Really?

A lot of gamer youtubers are like that R11. They became rich and famous almost 10 years ago, and still think they should dress like they're 20 year college students and not hire a stylist. Or they confuse doing something outlandish as stylish like the clown hair in R12.

They have millions so they certainly can afford it.

R13 : That kind of haircut is usually found on militant lesbian hobos who angrily demand that I give them change while walking down Queen st.

Er, R12, I mean.

Well aside from the color, it also just has this "durrr I just woke up out of bed and don't care what my hair looks like, but I'm going to play it off like it's cool to not care how I look even though I'm an adult already but I still can't seem to groom myself properly hurrr durrr" look to it.

He looks like Downs-Syndrome Keanu.

Is 'Markiplier' a name or an adjective?

R18 Username. His real name is Mark Fischbach.

Fischbacher's balls has a ring to it.

[Quote] Apparently he's straight, but he gives me the vibe that he'd be down with a dude after a few drinks.

He's straight and has a gf.