Glee Cast Death Pool 2020

Matthew Morrison: Death by Grindr trick gone bad.

Chris Colfer: Death through Misery

Leah, the last one standing.

Sorry, Lea (please, don't kill me!).

r3 Well her careers dead so... Wait no that applies to the rest of the cast as well.

Excuse me miss, but my career is thriving.

Excuse me miss, but my career is thriving.

Naya has not been confirmed dead yet though. But it doesn't look too good.

The fat black girl, she's morbidly obese and looks like she could die of a massive heart attack any day now.

Diana Agron should hire body guards.

Too soon OP, way too soon.

Jane Lynch will choke to death on a hairball.

Sameya by inhalation of fecal matter haphazardly found in her weave.

Matthew Morrison - killed by one of his Camp Podwall buddies

R8 She'd been missing in the middle of a lake for five hours by the time the kid was found. It takes less than a minute to drown to death.

You do the math.

The Kennedy curse has strangely passed to the cast of Glee.

Harry Shum will at last be glad to be the ignored one.

I wonder if someone slept with one of the Kennedy clan and the curse jumped over to the Glee cast? I suspect that Amber hussy parading around her Foreign Broadway credentials.

Between the deaths, the Lea drama, and the critical backlash the series received toward the end, it wouldn't surprise me if most of the cast ended up deeply depressed.

Kevin McHale- killed by a trick

What about me?

R21 already mentioned at R12

All of them have either died, or their careers have.

Will a disgruntled former co-star take out Lea Michele?

r24 It won't just be one. It'll be like Murder on the Orient express where she suddenly realises she's trapped on a Plane populated by everyone she's ever microaggressioned.

The next one will be Shitwigler.

^ lol

R20, that's my big fear; a massage therapist goes insane.

Or a big beef guy I ask to spend the night snaps my neck when I'm asleep.

R28 Why is that your fear? I can think of a million worse ways to die than having your neck snapped in your sleep.

I think the annoying wheel chair one is next, watch your back elf.

It seems to be hitting every other person in the back row. Chris Colfer better be on guard.

Chris, you in danger gurl!

Helena Cassadine must have delivered the curse at their happiest moment!

Never doubt the witchy powers of an evil billionaire widow!

Matthew Morrison - Fisting Accident

Jesus, what happened? I only remember that guy overdosing.

Darren Criss- suicide, when he realizes he's actually a c grade actor type cast in Ryan Murphy gay roles and not the A grade star he thinks he is.

R35, Cory Monteith died of a drug overdose and Mark Salling committed suicide after his child porn conviction.

It’s almost like the Glee cast is in their own Final Destination movie.

Thanks, I googled Glee curse.... I also forgot that awful story about Julia Robert's sister. It's honestly getting a bit bizarre.

COVID won't get Chord. He's an avid walker but any time a stranger/group approaches he crosses Overstreet.

Chord's mouth will eat his head.

Chord will be sodomized to death by a pack of young thugs.

Let´s broaden the view here, shall we?

R7: Only because of fucking Ryan Murphy

I hope it's Darren or Chris Colfer next

I don't want Darren to die right now. He's at the height of his career and as a result is becoming a pompous ass who refuses to play any more gay roles or do any sort of nudity. I want his career to die so that he's forced to humble himself and do nude scenes, gay scenes, and a combination of the two in order to not have to settle for doing Lifetime movies for the rest of his life.

Let his career fail so bad he has to do lots of gratuitous nudity just to keep working. After that the reaper can have him. I wanna see him taken down a peg first though.

Darren - Will O.D. a la Chris Burrous

R46: He showed his ass in American Crime Story and I wouldn't say his career is at an all time high. Yes he got really lucky with an awards bait role but other than Murphy nobody is really interested in him.

I think the next logical choice would be Amber Riley. Just take a look at her. Imagine if it does end up like the Final Destination where they all die with Lea at the very end and in the most gruesome fashion.

What about me?

I think it will be Chris Colfer. His career is dead. He may as well be too.

R50: Do you mean what happened to your career? Just ask your castmates.

Kristi Dawn.

They really should've ended the show after season 3 or 4. The prolonged run probably exacerbated their huge egos and personal demons/problems.

R51: Ditto