Male celebs with obscenely big, jiggling asses

Who is in OP's photo? If he is straight, that is a complete waste of an ass.

Mmmmm, MeatyHenri

R1, apparently his name is Constantine Rousouli.

He is a broadway chorus boy (the guy in OP photo) and yes he is gay.

Well hello Meaty!

Lovely guy.

Matt Damon's big, jiggly arse.

R2 Thank you for MeatyHenri - he's so much of what I want: big ass, no tattoos and lots of noise! He sounds very grateful for what he gets.

[quote]He is a broadway chorus boy (the guy in OP photo) and yes he is gay.

I don't believe you.

Guy at OP.

Overfedcub has a beautiful jiggle

Beautiful

I WIN!

R11 and r12 - please no

You don't get a fat jiggly ass in the gym R14. A man's gotta eat to make that butt bounce! Don't be afraid of it, it's a beautiful thing.

Having been so kindly introduced to Constantine, I did the necessary research and found C's pants making a break for it at about 2:05.

Mr. Constantine has a name -- and body -- quite fitting for a Roman soldier.

Marry me!!

If you like giant asses, Matt Damon's isn't that big.

Constantine Rousouli. He's either Greek or Russian.

[quote] If you like giant asses, Matt Damon's isn't that big.

Whose asses are giant?

R13 who’s that? I gotta tap that bubble!

He's definitely Greek.

He looks VERY gay. No, thanks.

He looks VERY gay. Yes, please!

He looks very HOT. And he's charming. And if he's Greek, he's uncut. Yes, please.

More photos of Constantine, please.

Damn, that's a great ass.

Linda, the trans-lesbian who liked to say that gay men have low IQs.

Constantine looks much thicker in R1 than R10 & R16. He can sit on my face for hours.

So who has an ass more giant than Matt Damon's?

Fatboy Kim's sister is into big asses?

Who'dathunkit

Constantine Rousouli looks like the love child of the execrable Bryan Hawn and Joe Jonas.

Constantine's ass looks flat in those pictures for DNA magazine. He's beefed up since then.

R31, that Merlin actor -- Bradley James

His ass at R35 doesn’t look bigger than Matt Damon’s. Perhaps it’s the angle.

Mainstream male celebrities tend to lack the huge, round, jiggly butts that some of us love and crave.The hot ones anyway.We usually have to go to amateur fetish porn sites to feed that craving.That’s okay I guess.The closest are probably Jean Claude Van Damme back in the day, Chris Meloni, and Paul Mercurio in the 90s.

I mean lots of actors have great round bubble butts, just not melons or pumpkins.I’m such a butt freak that I really enjoy a wide variety of types.Anything but flat.There is nothing that turns me off more than a flat ass.There has to be SOME jut or heft.Probably my favourite butt of all time belongs to Joe Dallesandro.His really is bubbilicious.There’s a model/rapper by the name of Milan Christopher that has a truly awesome bum.But he’s a minor celebrity.Lots of athletes have big butts like hockey player Sidney Crosby.Rafael Nadal.Tyson Guy.

Some other favourites over the years (in all their shapes and sizes):Brad Pitt,Tyson Beckford, Robert Conrad, Christopher Atkins, Jeremy Jackson, Don Johnson, Michael Bergin, John Stamos, Justin Bieber, John Matuszak, Kit Harrington, Charlie Hunnam, Jamie Dornan, William Levy, Juan Vidal, Rob Lowe, Helmut Berger, Ryan Guzman, Burt Reynolds,Eminem, Ashley Parker Angel, Marcus Patrick, Ed Fury, David Gandy, George Stults, Pietro Boselli, Taylor Kinney, Keanu Reeves, Shawn Michaels, Baptiste Giabiconi.

R37, nice list

That’s quite a list, R37 especially in the third paragraph. What do those asses have in common?

Any other athletes or actors that have huge, jutting out, round asses? Where does Matt Damon fall in this?

I want to be in Henri, quite deeply.

Henri is a celebrity?

He is to me when I'm all alone, cock in hand R41! ;)

I have to admit Constantine is hot as fuck.

His ass looks flat at R43.

David Harbour has a great big ass, probably like two furry pillows.

Give it to me baby

Let us celebrate the overfedcub! His ass is is a celebrity!

[quote]I want to be in Henri, quite deeply

well, he lives all the way in Australia

The porn guys have no place here. Shoo!

Constantine is the one in beige shorts.

Is Constantine white?

Garrett Clayton

Bruce Vilanch

R51 who gives a shit? A nice jiggly ass is a nice jiggly ass

R53 Oh God no, This and R13.... nightmare fuel

R50 Spooning Constantine? Now that's what I call a beautiful dream.

I've already wanked 2 or 3 to Constantine since yesterday. I'm feeling it's going to happen again before today is over.

Constantine needs to show up in more TV/film. Ryan Murphy -- make him happen.

Video of pic in OP?

Someone alert Constantine that he is now a DL star and that he should start "an" OnlyFans

R59, why the quotation marks around “an”?

Somewhat on the smaller side - hockey player Mikko Rantanen.

Sidney Crosby, also a hockey player.

[R39]The point of my post was that nice asses come in all shapes and sizes.But truly giant butts are pretty rare, especially among celebs.So what they all have in common is that they’re not flat and they’re favourites of mine lol!

Also, all of the men on my list have shown their bums to the world in different mediums in almost an exhibitionistic way.And I am thrilled to be their voyeur.I find that a total turn on.I like a celebrity who knows they have a nice ass and are not afraid to show it.So more than just nude scenes in movies, but also on Instagram, or in Playgirl, or in modeling sessions or some such thing.Take Bieber for example.For awhile there, every time you turned around that little minx was showing his cute, little behind somewhere.Fine by me!Christopher Atkins is the standard-bearer of this fairly rare phenomena for me.

Damon has a great ass of course, but I think you already know that :)I wish he’d show it on Instagram but that’s unlikely to happen.He has SeriousActoritis.

This Constantin has a nice one.Very promising.I will be following his “ career” closely😊

R63 You are a connoisseur!

R59 "Someone alert Constantine that he is now a DL star and that he should start "an" OnlyFans"

I'd pay for that.

R61 Mikko's ass is a marvel

[quote]I've already wanked 2 or 3 to Constantine since yesterday. I'm feeling it's going to happen again before today is over.

Thank you, gurl.

Show us your ass more Consty

More Mikko.

r67 Are you Constantine? If so... 😘🍑👍

I would love it if Matt Damon sat on my face.

r70 and start a page on OnlyFans

More Constantine

The ass is divine, but I'm also loving Constantine's cock-sucking lips.

Can we find a new hosting site instead of imgur? They seem to censor skin.

R75, how about postimg?

Sidney Crosby has always had a fat ass.

Someone said on another thread: "[Jamie Demetriou] was on Tracey Ullmans' show recently and showed the greatest ass in a pair slacks I've ever seen."

Anyone has pictures?

r78 how recent was that?

r79 No idea, the poster didn't follow up. According to IMDB, he was last on that show in 2016-2017.

Butt bump.

Miss Constantine is a Roid Queen?

Wonderful thread. Thanks, OP.

THICCCCC indie wrestler Rob James.

Golfer Justin James. Watch the wall climb at 50 seconds in. ASS.

More Justin James.

butt bump

Thanks for explaining to the poster up thread. Now I see that he's FTM. The butt makes more sense now.

No more FTMs.

who is FTM?

r91 — Freddie T. Mercury. The T stands for tranny.

Constantine is not FTM

R92, there is some poster who thinks it's the height of hilarity to bring up FTM in every thread...

While he is hardly a "celebrity", he isn't a porn star either. Alex Goldstein is/was some sort of pro wrestling referee and is also one of the most gorgeous men that I have ever laid eyes on. Sexy, straight, bootylicious and every top's wet dream - his ass speaks for itself:

^^OMG! It should be a crime for a straight man to have that much ass. I would gladly suffocate under it.

I do think that Recker now has some DL ASS LEGEND competition.

r94 like how that one wrestler touches his ass when he is lying down.

I just find it frustrating that we’ll never see a booty like this bare. It doesn’t count to me if it remains in pants. Nice one though.

Patrick Wilson

More Patrick

Does Austin Armacost qualify?

yardiestyle1

Here is a rare documentary of one of the all time All Stars of male jiggly asses - Paul Mercurio. I think he has some good booty moments (if not boring otherwise).

Paul again for context (R102):

We'll close the thread for you whores.

Sam Smith hehe

I can't find a good link but Brando's ass in The Wild One was HAWT and MEATY. Lots of good cock - level shots too in this movie. nice bulge.

Brando

Colto

Chambo

Damo

Dirk Dack Rambo

Hockey players.

Former British boy-bander, Kevin McDaid.

Celebs.

HA.

r107 proof for Chambo?

who is Damo?

Wait. Constantine is FTM? Never knew.

r113 Why are you pretending that it wasn't you who posted that bit of fake news before?

Dominic Thiem.