Datalounge has-beens

Dylan Geick

Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

Delilah-Judith

George W. Bush

David Ehrenstein

Brett Mycles

Erik Rhodes

Trevor Blumas

Reichen Lehmkuhl

Lance Bass

peg

James Getzlaff

Andra

Jandra

Robert Sepulveda, Jr.

Copious amounts of pot, silly

Nacreuos layers of permacum

Ed & Elizabeth Smart

Mike Jeffries

Nadya "Octomom" Suleman

Poor peg.

Paris Hilton

Keram Malicki-Sánchez

Michael Musto

Josh and retarded /jsoh/

Steadman

Mia Farrow - they haven't forgotten about her, they ignore her now...but she creeps back in about once a month for some reason or other.

Bai Ling

Tom Hardy

Caitlyn Jenner

Archuleta whoever that is

Shirley Maclaine - they took Sachi's side and that was it for her.

R15, we still actively discuss Archie’s hole.

R17, not like y'all did in 2015.

And fucking Tom Hardy! "His gay MySpace pics!!!!!!!!!"

Fadi Fawaz

Whatsisname.

We talk about r15's suggestions all the time.

Archuleta has become a cold mess, Caitlyn Jenner is a punchline and Tom Hardy gets steady work/ gaylust.

Tom Bianchi

David Ehrenstein

I do miss the Bianchi threads, R22. What a character.

I'll add the Peter Pan guy, Randy Constan. I love that Randy has not updated his website since he was a hot topic here on DL!

R17, I was just about to say -- DL is probably one of the only places where Archie would not be considered a has-been. His hole is still in demand here...

Brandon used to be such a big deal here. Nonstop threads about him in 2015.

Laura "Pickles" Bush

Barbara "This is working out quite well for them" Bush

Justin Guarini

Fantasia Barrino

the hobbits

kirker and his "Ghetto Tara"

Dan Motherfuck isn't head and shoulders popular like he used to be...

Dawson’s 50 Load Hole

Fabian Basabe

R33 I forgot all about that evil slut

Van Johnson

Gale Harold

Me too R34

Jake Gyllenhaal was DL royalty at one point. Now? Barely gets attention.

Tommy and Gio

Jaymes and Jonathan

Lizzie Grubman

[quote]the hobbits

Especially Dominic Monagan and Elijah Wood. The board was convinced they were a couple and obsessed with tracking everything they did.

"Hot" psycho killer Chris Watts.

At first I thought you were talking about the poster Brandon r26, from Houston. He was a big character here at one point.

Donna Pescow, the chubby tramp in Saturday Night Fever and TV’s Angie.

Markie Post

"Hot" psycho killer Pastor Davy.

TV’s Sweetheart, Susan Richardson!

Kerry McNally’s feet

Patty Heaton

Not me bitches!

John/The Program troll.

There was a year or two he was dominating the board with his antics, or at least whoever was behind him. Don't think he was a real person.

I don't even remember some of these people. Who is Mike Jeffries?

Melissa Gilbert and her shit bra.

Danielle Egnew

Pia Zamora

^Zadora

Jack Wagner

Luise Ranier

The Susans: Anspach, Anton, George, and Boyle

Those Big Gay Al and Star Jones threads were a lot of fun

Noelle Bush

R59, how quickly they forget.

[quote]Luise Ranier

You bitches even forgot how to spell my name.

Pete Buttigieg

Pete Buttigieg

R52. He was the long serving CEO of Abercrombie, and all that goes along with being a 60 year old man trying to maintain a teen brand. Things like firing his private jet pilot for being too old, making the male flight attendants leave their shirts open, caring for his fussy dogs

Perry King and Joe Penny

Tammy Faye Baker!

Scott Thorson

I feel bad for all those forgotten Susans!!

Joel

[quote] "Hot" psycho killer Chris Watts.

Thank you for putting "hot" in quotations marks. Watts illustrated the AWG (Average White Guy) theory. Made DLers appear like ovulating, cooped-up housewives.

Reichen L.

Friends, I feel you are making a rush to judgment on some of these.

Jandra and copious amounts of pot are still used occasionally. The pot more than the jandra, for obvious reasons.

Melissa Gilbert and her shit-bra will live forever.

Sarah Palin

"Finding Prince Charming" prostitution whore Robert Sepulveda Jr.

Tot Mom Casey Anthony and her two-bit lawyer Jose Baez

George Rekers

Charlie Crist

Nancy Grace

Levi Johnson

Ronald Cummings

Susan Lucci.

That Tortuga guy, the gay

Matthew Fox

Terri Hatcher

William Hung

Aaron Rodgers

Jeremy Renner

85 replies and no mention of me yet! That means Im still in season, bitches!

Sad Old Gay, David what’s his name.

That gay singer who likes being fisted

David Pevsner.

What is he now, 89?

Fucking Miyoshi Umeki!

Lately, Matt Anscher has been (happily) absent. There have been no attacks on the goyim or on Dame Julie Andrews, and no bizarre accolades for "Bedknobs and Broomsticks."

The Shit Brickhouse troll, and his pitiful childhood memories of being forced to perform degrading dances and to sing humiliating songs in a gingham dress for the amusement of the townspeople in Montana (or, sometimes, Nebraska).

[quote]That gay singer who likes being fisted

Her name is Lea Delaria, and she only likes an occasional finger or three.

Michfest

Denny Scott

Carol Channing

Connie Francis

Palm Springs Mike

[quote] That gay singer who likes being fisted

Taylor Hanson?

The actress who was the pretty one on Facts of Life. She had a blog or something.

Nan Michiganwomyn

R96, Mindy Cohn?

Steve Grand, R95.

I'll never stop hoping for the return of BILL TAYLOR!

Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, formerly of Boulder, CO (who has been dead since she first appeared) has somehow managed to outlive all the others. Except maybe Helen Lawson (who never existed) and Miss Warwick (whose career has been dead longer than JonBenet).

Keram Malicki-Sanchez.

He still knows...

Karen Valentine

Has there been an update on young Grigor?

R99, whoops! Sorry Taylor -- confused you for a different fistee!

[quote] Bai Ling

On the roof.

Nana Mouskouri

Brandon Cody never went away.

Footballers in Love

White Belt Man

Latina Girl "giggle"

Dialing the phone with a pencil (such a cute thread"

The entire cast of "Desperate Housewives" except Felicity Huffman.

Luka Magnotta

Shobe

Kevin Lanflisi has almost dropped completely off our radar.

The Shit Brickhouse Troll and his imitators never went away.

BILL TAYLOR

G.

Gabby Sidibe used to a much larger deal here.

Lee Pace, Scott Peterson

She is big. It's Datalounge that got small.

kirker, but I suspect he still posts here spewing conservative and Texas B.S.

Mike “I’m not gay” Piazza, who married a Playboy model to prove it.

Chrissy Metz stole Gabey's Datalounge career. And Lizzo is trying to waddle into that tons of fun.

Uncle Bottom.

We used to have 90 threads a day about Tatum o Neal. Now nothing.

Chico

SS Terri

The weird little girl from next door

Shitty Little Annie

the almiquis (led by Lord Snooky)

Ypir. A shame because she was one of the last truly glamorous supermodels.

Lori Petty

Alec Benjamin

MissHelenBedd (thank God...)

r96 Lisa "Hot Sauce" Whelchel. She finally managed to get a pathetic gig on MeTV.

Price Leatherbarrow

Chris Burrous

DL Fave Toyah Willcox

The pathetic Tori Amos Troll was always a has been.

The Mueller Report Series of threads

The Beekman Boys

Rodiney Santiago

That country singer they closeted under a different name

Shinjuku Baby

Renaissance Man™ Charlie David

Kim Davis

Reichen Lehmkuhl

R137, that closeted country singer came back out. He’s a total Instaho now.

Terry, the most pathetic gay guy in Christendom

That whole ridiculous/incomprehensible Christmas Mouse nonsense

Jon Fleming

Richard Hatch

North America's first out big city mayor, Glen Murray

Brady Anderson and the mayor of Raleigh, was that Fetzer?

Dominion Madness, or something like that.

Michael Bergin

Angry Young Brit. I guess he Brexited Datalounge.

Kerry Washington

The Black SNL / Ghostbusters Woman

Brandon

Stu

Pavel

Eric Perez

Jonathan Taylor Thomas

R94 Connie Francis. LOL So many recent posts on her!

Erna/Mrs. Patrick Campbell, she might be dead, probably ate a Covid-19 turd

The Huckabeast

Marcia Cross

Miss Pinkie

colton haynes

Jasmine Guy

There was some deafie who used to be popular here in 2015 or so; he was straight, but an extraordinary gay-baiter. He used to be an athlete - rugby player, I think - but he went on to do some reality stuff - I think Dancing with Stars. I can't for the life of me recall his name.

Bo Bice

Milo

BEN COHEN!!

Nyle DiMarco, R158. He won both "Dancing With the Stars" and "America's Next Top Model." He's deaf and describes himself as "sexually fluid." He was never a soccer player.

I'm 45 and just had to google Elizabeth Mitchell. The name rang a bell but I couldn't remember why . . .

Nick Denton

r161 Nyle is not straight and I never forgot his name. It was Ben Cohen I was talking about. He was everywhere on gay internet for a while.

I really don't understand the Connie Francis fascination. I can understand the Bonnie Franklin fascination better than I can the Connie fascination.

Richard Madden, and that Froyo creature.

The child from Parenthood, and his little chum, who have post after post oof.....nothing.

Muffie Potter Aston Somers Farkas The blonde Benedict guy and his partner

John Travolta

Vin Diesel

Kerr Smith

Choire Sicha

Darkboy

I love the shit brickhouse troll.

Is Sarandon now another forgotten Susan?

Elizabeth Edwards

The cast of Sisters: Swoosie Kurtz, Sela Ward, Patricia Kalember, and Julianne Philips who allegedly posted on DL

No one is desperately seeking her, R171

When does a qualify?

Gale Harold and those creatures from QAF.

Fabian Basabe.

R177, meet R33

What was the fascination with Elizabeth Edwards?

r177, WEHT him?

Julianne Moore, seriously.

Ben Cohen!!!!! I completely forgot about that gay baiter!!!

What was the name of the guy who showed up at Grand Central Station with his roller luggage expecting to be picked up and given a place to stay for the night?

Also: Dustin DeWind.

Remember the Ryan O'Neal and His Family troll? He seems to have disappeared.

The flight attendant who chugged a beer, flew down the emergency slide, and got caught in flagrante when the cops came to arrest him.

Nick Jonas.

Andrew Garfield.

The Wrigleyville Cumdump.

Wow, talk about being a has-been, 188 posts and no mention of Michael Avenatti!

Linda, the trans-lesbian who liked to say that gay men have low IQs.

r51 I'm quite certain the thread below, which is recent, was made by him.

Miss Trey Gowdy

Jussee Smollet

Ben Aaron. So cute until he turned into a het.

Thom Bierdz

Toothy Tile

Melinda Doolittle!

There was another American Idol contestant who dropped out before the live shows between seasons 3-7. Attractive man, Latino I think, effortlessly charismatic, probably gay. I came across Datalounge on a google search for him but can’t remember his name.

Beverley "Plymouth Valiant" Mitchell

Anette Bening

Dakota Fanning and Abigail Breslin

They were both big circa 2010

AnnE — DL was only really interested in her for one Oscar season though

Constance McCashin — used to always sign posts whole snacking, now as absent as the real one. I blame it on KL having no DVD release

Luise Rainer — only discussed because of her title as the oldest Hollywood star. Since replaced by Olivia.

Gabourey Sidibe — likewise. Replaced as fattest by Chrissy Metz.

Kevin Spacey (and his #1 Frau staker SS Terri) used to rule DL.

Cheyenne Jackson

Raul Esparza and bisexual cock. I even forgot his acronym (except the last letters SCROC "Shoots creamy ropes of cum").

Broadway chorus boys in their flip-flops

The Chalupas

It was Mario Vasquez!!

[quote]According to documents obtained by TMZ, “In the lawsuit, Olmos claims ‘Vazquez stared lasciviously, smiled lasciviously … and on one occasion followed him into a bathroom … knocked on the door of the plaintiff’s stall and made eye contact through the space in the stall door.’ The lawsuit alleges that Vazquez ‘started to rub his genitals over his pants. Attempting to leave the bathroom, Olmos opened the door of the stall and saw Vazquez standing in front of him with his pants down masturbating.’ According to the documents, Vazquez pushed Olmos ‘further into the stall and continued masturbating with one hand and trying to pull down Olmos’ pants with another hand.’ Olmos claims that he tried to ‘cover his body with his hands’ but Vazquez touched his ‘chest and stomach underneath his shirt, and Olmos’ ‘genitals” as Vazquez ‘attempted to unzip’ Olmos’ pants. Vazquez then allegedly asked Olmos ‘if he wanted oral sex.'”

BILL TAYLOR

The Marion Cotillard troll!

I still don't understand what happened between Anonymous in Kansas City and the loon who accused AIKC of being a stalker and hacker. Who was the harasser and who was the victim? Were they the same person? What the fuck is Georgia Straight? I guess I'll never know.

Judy "Pills" Garland

That "Let's Roll" Cinnamon Roll woman.

Rielle Hunter and John Edwards

I wear the title of Datalounge Has-Been as a badge of honor.

Jared Padalecki

Brian Austin Green

Dominic Monaghan

Amy Fisher

Susan Smith

Chloe Sevigny

Erika Slezak (Vicky Sleestak)

Frank Grillo

Susan Richardson

Barrie Longfellow

Suzanne Malveaux

Anderson Cooper

Andy Cohen

Matt Bomer

Steve Grant

Dylan Geick [sp?]

....

The Robert Wone killers.

I used to live in the same building as one of the primary suspects in that case.

Soft Butch Sous Chef

Luke and Laura

The Wisconsin Diva

Bisexuality

Tommy DiDario since his publicist stopped the last rent-check.

The Tom Hardy har-har troll.

Poo shoes and the poo shoes accuser. I still maintain that they were one in the same.

Dominic Monaghan/Elijah Wood -- whoever they were.

The young man who was NOT running a B&B!

The lesbians with that horrible cheap-ass wedding.

Naya Rivera

Cash bars at weddings

The naked hipster dude who bakes

Jessica Simpson/Nick Lachey

I am still RELEVANT!

Man-buns

The Poo Shoes Accuser Troll

Matt Bomer's much older husband and his bag of oranges

The Anthony Hopkins stalker

Libby and her bastard child Figment.

CNN weather hunk Rob Marciano

Bill Hemmer

I remember Libby! She was nuts. Are she and Russell Crowe still together? :-)

Gino.

Christmas Mouse, RIP.

[quote]Datalounge has-beens

This is the Datalounge. A place for never-weres.

SS Terri ;) was a horrid troll but watching her antagonize Libby was gut wrenchingly hilarious

Rafalca

Lynn Stairmaster

Donald Trump

Tig Notaro and some feud that was played out here.

Nan Michiganwomyn - god, those threads were legend; I used to cry with laughter. Squirrels = death!

The Twittering Mind of Lisa Whelchel was always good for a laugh

I'd add Bill Hemmer & Anderson Cooper to the list; AC is still occasionally mentioned, but not nearly as frequently

Madonna.

Wasn't Welchel's daughter famous for saying, "Pank me, Mommy?"

The trans movement has supplanted both outspoken bisexuals and radical feminist lesbians as the groups we pile on to hate.

British diver Chris Mears. We couldn't talk enough about him at one time.

Eric and Morné

The Bisexual Superiority Troll

He’s not gone and he is not nice now.

Carol Channing. It's been awhile since I heard a corn joke here

The Evening Punctuationist and Randolf

Dave, Darfur Orphan's sponsor

Pon, Chrissy Metz's assistant

2016 Poll Troll

TaxTrollEA

Voice of the Night (I think he's still around, but doesn't sign his posts)

peg

Cheryl

R250, Well, finally! After years of seeking recognition!

The Hell's Kitchen Whores.

I don't remember his name, but he was the hot guy that worked at the specialty grocery store in Harvard Square.

Friday Afternoon Drinky-Poos (though I wish he would come back)

Farah Fawcett dying of anal cancer went from being a thing to being a has-been in two hours.

The Treason threads are still going strong, r136. Just like Trump's treason!

Did you know Trump is okay with Russians paying Talibani to kill U.S. soldiers now?

Actually too late R221, as we’re just getting started.

Post again in a year when we’ll be, “WHET to that actress from Glee?”

R6 Mike Jeffries looks like he had a face transplant. Btw what was his relationship with Les Wexner/Jeffrey Epstein?

Alexai Chalavock

The Ryan & Tatum O'Neal troll was exactly that — a bipolar, O.C.D. TROLL on a manic tear.

The principle reason he/she/it started new threads was to troll those who asked him to stop.

The O'Neal fixation is gone for now. But you can see the same manic and autistic patterns behind THE EXORCIST, CALL ME BY YOUR NAME, Chalamet, Hammer, GOLDEN GIRLS, Straight Down the Shitter? and Seen as a Great Beauty in Her Day? threads.

I think the subjects change for a while, but the disease and trolling stays the same.

Lady Dempsey Kimcallette

Ted Casablance

The Blind Item Report

Billy Masters

North Morgan, author and big-titted Instahoe. Datalounge moved on to Dr. Jake, and the 'pretty privilege' psychotherapist.

What about that dominatrix-for-hire who had a bunch of dish on Trent Reznor and other rock stars?

Was her name Magdalene?

Jason Mraz. Was his degree of gayness ever determined?

Benanzi Bhuto Ghadi Suramont

Buttros Buttros Ghali

R261, is he the HALLOWEEN Troll that insisted that JLC should have gotten an Oscar for HALLOWEEN 2018?

The Fake Congressional Insider on the dead Treason threads.

Who was that guy with the tragic cosmetic surgery, who was made fun of, until people learned that he posted here? Then he was really made fun of, poor chap.

[quote] I don't remember his name, but he was the hot guy that worked at the specialty grocery store in Harvard Square.

Phillip from Formaggio Kitchen.

Deidre "DeeDee" Canberry

r266, now admits to being bi

Gale Howard.

Matt Lattanzi

Noodles and the obsessive Noodles accuser

Colto

Chambo

Damo

Claytob

Teboq

Angry Young Brit (AYB)

Alec Baldwin's stalker. I forget her name, but she was discussed here a LOT.

The Jake Silberman Troll!!!!!!!!!!!

Hal Sparks

The Wrigleyville Cumdump Dawson

r275 Who?

The Herbert Ross Troll

that soccer player Raul with his thick ropey streams of....

Probably, r269.

There is definitely a Horror Contrarian Troll who glorifies the shittiest, possible movies for the lulz.

Unless HALLOWEENS 3 & 4 are the “best in the franchise” and LEPRECHAUN 4 was robbed.

Will Kemp from the Gap commercials

R288, Will is never a has-been!

Blasphemer!

R165 She still has a huge following throughout the world.

The Prancing Ponies!

George Clooney.

Datalounge

Anderson Cooper.

Steve Sandvoss. Wait I mean Max Sandvoss.

Nestor Gaetz

Betty FUCKIN' Buckley!!!

[quote]that soccer player Raul with his thick ropey streams of....

Who?

"Oh, fank you!" girl

r299 How soon we forget.

Steven from the Dell commercials

fank you

Brenda Dixon

WING

Mr. Clooney

Devin Green.

Matt Damon

R296 Nestor Gaetz is a DL LEGEND!

All these replies and no Lee Pace?!

The "kisses doll" creepy girl.

R309, see R118.

R248 : I remember him gradually becoming nicer since his "asking gay men if women like it when guys shave their dick" days.

Julie

You still got me, boys! Aunt that a hoot!

Hold me, David

Chris Burrous and Mai Dough

Jim Mcgreevey and Golan Cipel

Douglas "Baby" Faneuil

Mary Berry!

Rhubarb lady

Leona Helmsley.

PMBT....I miss him.

Julie Garlans

The FABULOUS Karen Ziemba troll!

The "Broadway chorus-boys in Flip-flops' troll.

They are much missed and always brought good cheer to the older Broadway threads.

Shobe. served hot tea about the down-low players in the hip-hop and sports worlds.

Jon-Erik Hexum

Robert Repulveda Jnr

Nipsey Russell

Jan Maxwell and her rent-controlled Manhattan Plaza apartment

Jon Erik Hexum is always talked about here.

Kelly Preston

Jon Ham and his python

Channing Tatum

Brendad Ickson

Jackie On Assistance

Mrs. Alfred Steele Advice Column

Whitney Houston

Anal bleaching

Diana Death Conspiracies

Paula Abdul

Great quotes from the Bible

The Yellow Skin Troll

SWF on the Verge.

[quote] Anal bleaching

That should make a comeback just for Cockgobbler Aaron Schock.

Will someone explain the yellow skin troll to me?

Davida. Do we ever hear from her?

OP Brian, the guy who recently died of tongue cancer :-(

Brenda Dickson is always here, r330.

Armistead Maupin

Zack McLeod Pinsent

Love Pinsent! He should be a datalounge favorite forever

Michael Ass-Bender

Charlie Crist

There used to be some psychotic Canadian (or at least he said he was Canadian ) neo Nazi stormfront poster who would stink up completely innocuous threads with his deranged race rantings. Haven't seen his posts in ages. Maybe he expired from Covid.

Roger Octopus. Annoying as hell, but it was fun to make him melt down by insinuating he was a pedo.

Kris Allen

[quote]Kris Allen

Who???

The Armie Hammer posts don't seem to fill up as quickly as they once did. And the posts don't seem as enthusiastic. Two years ago, the Hammer divorce news would already be on Thread number 7, all with 600 posts each.

I had been an Armie Hammer fan, but with each passing year, each crappy movie, and each witless social media post, he reveals himself to be an uninteresting, clueless, and entitled fratboy. I'm over it.

I wouldn't put Jake Gyllenhaal in the same class--the rumor in NYC is that he's genuinely a nice guy. But if Jake's creative output (in movies & TV, at least) were more interesting, he might have sustained the enormous following on DL and elsewhere that he once had.

Whither Patrick Wilson?

Yep, Patrick Wilson is a good example. No one cares anymore

I miss Patrick Wilson. He is like a sexy version of Bill Pullman.

Jerreth Ludwig

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

R350

I remember the first time I saw Patrick Wilson in Angels in America.

His mother was Meryl Streep.

The Prancing Ponies

I still blame DL for killing the Michigan Womyn's Music Festival.

Just saying.

The Stop the Homophobia On DL trolls.

It’s killing us.

The Troll constantly screaming about "Transphobia"

Is DTM on this list?

dem ho's dat diss matt damon's fine titty cakes....

The blatino husbear