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My neighbor stole my Tina Turner wall clock

While I was having outpatient surgery last Friday and I am convinced my neighbor accessed my "hidden outdoor key" and stole my Tina Turner clock right off of the wall.

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by Anonymousreply 201August 30, 2023 11:43 PM

Kill him.

Make sure you have a plan in place to get rid of the body before you do.

I can not stress the importance of this.

Otherwise you'll just have to move and I really liked living in Boulder, all things considered.

by Anonymousreply 1June 28, 2020 10:50 AM

You poor dear. Your trailer must feel so colorless without it.

by Anonymousreply 2June 28, 2020 10:54 AM

10/10, OP.


by Anonymousreply 3June 28, 2020 11:04 AM

Better be good to me or I’ll use my steel claw!

by Anonymousreply 4June 28, 2020 8:53 PM

I'll send over my private dancer to make you feel better.

by Anonymousreply 5June 28, 2020 8:56 PM

How can you get someone to return a Tina Turner?

by Anonymousreply 6June 28, 2020 8:58 PM

OP, you are so lucky to have such a thoughtful and considerate neighbour.

by Anonymousreply 7June 28, 2020 9:01 PM

I feel your pain OP, I'd be devestated if someone stole mine

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by Anonymousreply 8June 28, 2020 9:08 PM

That’s ok OP. Replace it with this one. You should be able to find one in a burned out dumpster near you.

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by Anonymousreply 9June 28, 2020 9:08 PM

I had a hemmorhoid removed last Friday and Barb used my hidden key to gain entry to my domicile then snatched my Tina Turner wall clock I had bought myself last Christmas as a special treat-to-me. I just called Barb and confronted her wall clock stealing ass, point blank. She denies it but my neighbor across the street has her on video going into my domicile. She lies and is gonna get her ass kicked.

by Anonymousreply 10June 28, 2020 9:14 PM

Then go on over and revenge-swipe his Diana Ross wall clock, bitch?!!

by Anonymousreply 11June 29, 2020 1:17 AM

Is your neighbor a private dancer?

by Anonymousreply 12June 29, 2020 1:20 AM

Does anything beautiful remain?

by Anonymousreply 13June 29, 2020 1:24 AM

Calm down, proud MARY!

by Anonymousreply 14June 29, 2020 1:26 AM

This sounds like a case for Judge Judy, OP. Better hurry before she retires.

by Anonymousreply 15June 29, 2020 1:32 AM

Looks like people on the river are happy to give AND take.

by Anonymousreply 16June 29, 2020 2:11 AM

I can relate, someone stole my Reba ashtray!

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by Anonymousreply 17June 29, 2020 2:15 AM

OP, was your outpatient procedure a lobotomy, by any chance?

by Anonymousreply 18June 29, 2020 2:15 AM

Barb is such a bitch.

by Anonymousreply 19June 29, 2020 2:17 AM

OP'ette clearly stated it was a hemmorhoid procedure, Mary R18 !

by Anonymousreply 20June 29, 2020 2:18 AM

What you get is what you see.

by Anonymousreply 21June 29, 2020 2:20 AM

You must understand though the look of your clock made her sticky fingers react. That it's only the thrill of seeing your girl Tina, it's physical, only logical. You must try to ignore that it means more than that.

by Anonymousreply 22June 29, 2020 2:20 AM

Why do Datalounge guys experience the weirdest shit lmao.

by Anonymousreply 23June 29, 2020 2:22 AM

THIS is why I thought up sharia law!

by Anonymousreply 24June 29, 2020 2:22 AM

Someone pilfered my Princess Diana memorial plates

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by Anonymousreply 25June 29, 2020 2:23 AM

At midnight, the clock chimes out: “You better be good to me”!

by Anonymousreply 26June 29, 2020 2:25 AM


by Anonymousreply 27June 29, 2020 2:36 AM

I'm glad you came through your surgery and are still One Of The Living......

by Anonymousreply 28June 29, 2020 2:37 AM

Why would anyone want a Reba ashtray that doesn't even look like Reba?

by Anonymousreply 29June 29, 2020 2:38 AM

I knew this thread would be awesome just from the title

by Anonymousreply 30June 29, 2020 2:39 AM

OP's Tina wall clock is simply the best cuz there are a lot of mierda Tina clocks on Ebay

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by Anonymousreply 31June 29, 2020 2:46 AM

You should force her to eat the cake.

by Anonymousreply 32June 29, 2020 2:48 AM

At least you know that clock is still ticking somewhere. Someone once stole my "Here comes Santa Claus" chocolate Santa that I got at Dollar Tree, and I am certain he was eaten.

by Anonymousreply 33June 29, 2020 2:49 AM

[quote]Why would anyone want a Reba ashtray that doesn't even look like Reba?

... or an ashtray that doesn’t even have a groove in it that you could rest your ciggie in?

by Anonymousreply 34June 29, 2020 2:51 AM

Has nothing on my Anastacia clock!

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by Anonymousreply 35June 29, 2020 2:53 AM

I think my neighbor stole my Donna Summer phone off the wall.

by Anonymousreply 36June 29, 2020 2:55 AM

This is the best thread I’ve ever seen. Legit laughed out loud when I scrolled onto it.

by Anonymousreply 37June 29, 2020 2:56 AM

Someone stole my bell! 🔔

by Anonymousreply 38June 29, 2020 2:57 AM

This reminds me of the time someone stole my 'Beaches' watch...I'm sure it was one of you cunts!

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by Anonymousreply 39June 29, 2020 3:02 AM

OP, why didn’t your neighbor “Show Some Respect” for your possessions?

by Anonymousreply 40June 29, 2020 3:05 AM

My Elvis earrings....gone as well

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by Anonymousreply 41June 29, 2020 3:09 AM

Are you quite sure it was Barb, OP?

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by Anonymousreply 42June 29, 2020 3:09 AM

If you go near my Mariah Carey pins, you're dead meat!

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by Anonymousreply 43June 29, 2020 3:16 AM

You think THAT's bad? They paved my paradise and put up a parking lot!

by Anonymousreply 44June 29, 2020 3:19 AM

I legit want those, r43!



by Anonymousreply 45June 29, 2020 3:19 AM

R25, my Diana collectables also got stolen. Must be a thriving blackmarket in that stuff.

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by Anonymousreply 46June 29, 2020 3:20 AM

Thank God it wasn't your Patti LuPone snuff box. That is irreplaceable.

by Anonymousreply 47June 29, 2020 3:22 AM

OP, sounds like there is another underlying issue with you & Barb. You need to ask yourself “What's a Wall Clock Got to Do with It“?

by Anonymousreply 48June 29, 2020 3:33 AM

Barb sounds like a Typical Female.

by Anonymousreply 49June 29, 2020 3:34 AM

If I were you, I'd kick my neighbor's ass all the way to Nutbush city limits.

by Anonymousreply 50June 29, 2020 3:37 AM

When you lay your head on it, the pillow says "It's OK, Karen, have another cookie."

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by Anonymousreply 51June 29, 2020 3:38 AM

I'll cut the bitch who tries to take my Justin Bieber hair mist!

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by Anonymousreply 52June 29, 2020 3:38 AM

R45, R43 seems to have disappeared. What was it?

by Anonymousreply 53June 29, 2020 3:39 AM

My Jessica Rabbit doll and all 6 of my Ms. Pac-Man t-shirts have also gone missing.

by Anonymousreply 54June 29, 2020 3:47 AM

R51, Why is your Mary Tyler Moore pillow yammering on about Karen having another cookie?

by Anonymousreply 55June 29, 2020 3:52 AM

If any of you bitches touch my Dionne Warwick crack pipe, I will fuck you up.

by Anonymousreply 56June 29, 2020 3:57 AM

[quote]Why is your Mary Tyler Moore pillow yammering on about Karen having another cookie?

That's not Mary Tyler Moore. It's Barbi Benton.

by Anonymousreply 57June 29, 2020 3:58 AM

If that clock wasn't stolen, I might have been Queen

by Anonymousreply 58June 29, 2020 4:04 AM

R56 I got your number, hussy.

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by Anonymousreply 59June 29, 2020 4:08 AM

^^ Besitos, Miss Warwick

by Anonymousreply 60June 29, 2020 4:12 AM

You need to go over to her house and steal her Cilla Black salt & pepper shakers! That'll show her who's boss.

by Anonymousreply 61June 29, 2020 4:15 AM

As long as the thieves don't tread on my Dusty Springfield roses, we're OK.

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by Anonymousreply 62June 29, 2020 4:17 AM

[quote]You need to go over to her house and steal her Cilla Black salt & pepper shakers!

..or her Delta Goodrem coasters

by Anonymousreply 63June 29, 2020 4:19 AM

How would one tell it's Cilla?

Are they lopsided and offkey?

by Anonymousreply 64June 29, 2020 4:21 AM

I'd rather have a cuppa tea.

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by Anonymousreply 65June 29, 2020 4:23 AM

Whoop his a$$!!!

by Anonymousreply 66June 29, 2020 4:27 AM

OP, you won the Datalounge challenge just by bringing a "Tina Turner wall clock" into existence. Bravo!

by Anonymousreply 67June 29, 2020 4:29 AM

I’m sorry, OP, but that’s a cheap P.O.S. clock. Who designs a Tina clock without making her legs be the hands? Barb is obviously low-class with absolutely no taste.

by Anonymousreply 68June 29, 2020 4:30 AM

Nobody better steal my Janet Jackson Control Top panties.

by Anonymousreply 69June 29, 2020 4:31 AM

You should thank him. Tacky as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 70June 29, 2020 4:32 AM

Hands off my Streisand cutout, bitches!

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by Anonymousreply 71June 29, 2020 4:37 AM

I see Gary Busey is still at it. He started out pilfering small kitchen items, now moving on to wall clocks.

by Anonymousreply 72June 29, 2020 5:47 AM

If someone stole my KISS clock...

I'd cut their ass

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by Anonymousreply 73June 29, 2020 8:02 AM

I'm still sad that someone stole Russell Crowe's leather jockstrap from me.

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by Anonymousreply 74June 29, 2020 10:10 PM

[quote]My neighbor stole my Tina Turner wall clock

Shallow, that's what she is. She's shallow.

by Anonymousreply 75June 29, 2020 10:12 PM

[quote][R45], [R43] seems to have disappeared. What was it?

It would appear that you've blocked R43, maybe by accident. You might want to do some unblocking. What the posting was was a picture of a bunch of a kitschy "Mariah Carey inspired pin set." It's actually worth a look.

by Anonymousreply 76June 29, 2020 10:28 PM

Don't get arrested for breaking in and stealing it back, OP.

'Cause as you know.....



by Anonymousreply 77June 29, 2020 11:00 PM

This is why we can't have nice things. Neighbors just come and steal them.

by Anonymousreply 78June 29, 2020 11:12 PM

Even though you loved that clock OP, what does love have to with it.

by Anonymousreply 79June 29, 2020 11:15 PM

My neighbor stole my virginity.

by Anonymousreply 80June 29, 2020 11:16 PM

Damn, OP, grow some fucking balls, channel your inner Ike and go beat the shit out of your neighbor.

Or park around the corner, and when they come out run them over with your Hudson Terraplane.

by Anonymousreply 81June 29, 2020 11:26 PM

[quote]My neighbor stole my virginity.

So, petty theft?

by Anonymousreply 82June 29, 2020 11:29 PM

I don't care what they say, OP. I think you're pretty cool for having a Tina Turner clock. She's one of the few women in the business that I have actually respected. She had a really hard life. She's a survivor. If I knew you personally I go out and buy you another one. And let the karma hit the thief next door in the ass.

by Anonymousreply 83June 29, 2020 11:32 PM


by Anonymousreply 84June 29, 2020 11:34 PM

Spin the wheel, raggedy man!

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by Anonymousreply 85June 29, 2020 11:46 PM

I heard it was in retaliation for letting OP’s dog eat her Golden Girls chia pets.

by Anonymousreply 86June 30, 2020 12:12 AM

Barb is a perpetual liar going back to the 1980s.

by Anonymousreply 87June 30, 2020 12:42 AM


by Anonymousreply 88June 30, 2020 1:09 AM

Someone stole my punching bag.

by Anonymousreply 89June 30, 2020 1:10 AM

Console yourself with this—

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by Anonymousreply 90June 30, 2020 7:01 AM

You need Kramer on the case. He recouped the statue that Ravas boyfriend stole from Jerry’s apt while cleaning

by Anonymousreply 91June 30, 2020 7:35 AM

(Proud) MARY!

by Anonymousreply 92June 30, 2020 7:39 AM

Somebody should forward this thread to Tina!

by Anonymousreply 93June 30, 2020 8:22 AM

Holy shit.

by Anonymousreply 94June 30, 2020 11:41 AM

OP, the clock had a certain... naive chom. But no MUSCLE!

by Anonymousreply 95June 30, 2020 12:00 PM

Just accept it, OP.


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by Anonymousreply 96June 30, 2020 7:03 PM

meanwhile in zurich

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by Anonymousreply 97June 30, 2020 7:38 PM

OP picked the wrong singer. Now I bet he really wishes he could turn back time.

by Anonymousreply 98June 30, 2020 7:56 PM

As my pious father would say, maybe your neighbor needed that wall clock more than you.

by Anonymousreply 99June 30, 2020 8:25 PM

You'll never see it again. Your neighbor be on the Freeway.

by Anonymousreply 100June 30, 2020 9:39 PM

consolation gif

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by Anonymousreply 101July 1, 2020 6:05 PM

Bitch was walking in front of my house today (on the sidewalk) and I started snorting like a pig so she could know I’m onto her.

by Anonymousreply 102July 1, 2020 11:17 PM

Old by bass bitch

by Anonymousreply 103July 2, 2020 1:03 AM

Bump. I need an update.

by Anonymousreply 104July 29, 2020 10:20 PM

Can I make my “Gone with the Wind“ plates into clocks?

I have 12.

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by Anonymousreply 105July 29, 2020 10:33 PM

I think this one for the bedroom —

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by Anonymousreply 106July 29, 2020 10:34 PM

Church house, gin house, school house, outhouse - OP is on Barb's trail.

by Anonymousreply 107July 30, 2020 12:36 AM

I checked my Lulu Happy Shoes collection. They remain undisturbed.

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by Anonymousreply 108July 30, 2020 12:38 AM

I know Barb and she told me she also rubbed her twat all over your bed pillows.

by Anonymousreply 109July 30, 2020 1:01 AM

I thought Joan was my friend, but she sent Christina over to cut down my Judy Garland roses.

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by Anonymousreply 110July 30, 2020 4:04 AM

Is r105/106 Lindsey Graham?

by Anonymousreply 111July 30, 2020 4:06 AM

What's your mailing address, OP? I'm going to send you this Coors illuminated waterfall picture. Keep it safely *inside* the house, though, not out by the pool.

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by Anonymousreply 112July 30, 2020 5:21 AM

Has this been resolved?

by Anonymousreply 113August 26, 2020 2:15 AM

By any chance, is your neighbor named Ike?

by Anonymousreply 114August 26, 2020 2:40 AM

Was it a second-hand Swiss motion?

by Anonymousreply 115August 26, 2020 2:49 AM

It’s been two months and the first 50 or so replies still make me howl with laughter.

by Anonymousreply 116August 26, 2020 3:02 AM

My neighbor stole my MAGA hat. I spent all my meth money on it.

by Anonymousreply 117August 26, 2020 3:08 AM

R51 you got runned over. Maybe "There's a Kind of Hush (When I Don't Chew)"?

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by Anonymousreply 118August 26, 2020 3:38 AM

Barb is manipulative. My bday is this Saturday and I know the bitch will buy me some Dollar Tree gift and tell me that she bought it at Nordstroms.

by Anonymousreply 119August 26, 2020 6:30 AM

[Quote]I started snorting like a pig so she could know I’m onto her.

How'd this work out for you, OP?

by Anonymousreply 120August 26, 2020 10:08 PM

She heard me but she wouldn’t look my way. She is a perpetual bitch.

by Anonymousreply 121August 26, 2020 10:46 PM

typical male!

by Anonymousreply 122August 26, 2020 10:48 PM


She begged my neighbors on the south side of me to allow her to tag along with with them on a 6hr road trip to Branson MO last year. They dropped her off at a hotel and eventually returned home without her! 😆. She was super pissed off at them and started a social media campaign against them. If anyone is interested in knowing how she got home, just let me know...

by Anonymousreply 123August 26, 2020 10:51 PM

She rode home on the mail train?

by Anonymousreply 124August 26, 2020 10:53 PM

I am interested in your story of Branson, OP.

by Anonymousreply 125August 26, 2020 10:55 PM

Ok. The dumb twat spent all of her $ on crapola CDs at the merch table of some local cuntry band. She won’t use credit cards or debit cards because she says they’re “unsafe”. She had no $, no transportation to return to Illinois and knew no one in Branson. She told her sob story to a middle aged Karen who was working the night shift at the hotel front desk. The lady took pity on her and at the end of her shift, drove 6 hrs so her ass could be out of Branson MO. Supposedly, she offered the lady $20 for gasoline once she returned home but the Karen said “No! You need it worse than I do!” then drove straight back to Branson so she could work her shift at the cuntry hotel. Stupid Bitch has six figures in the bank and acts like she’s dirt poor.

by Anonymousreply 126August 26, 2020 11:17 PM

Did you ever find your clock?

by Anonymousreply 127August 26, 2020 11:22 PM

Fuck, no. Barb has it! I ought to break into her ugly house and get it. It makes me so fucking mad to know she has that damned thing!

by Anonymousreply 128August 26, 2020 11:27 PM

I just discovered the other day that I had an old wedding ring stolen. I kept it in a box on my dresser. It's not something I am in the habit of checking but I felt like wearing it for a few days and that's when I saw that it was gone. It's probably been a couple of years since I checked it.

I'm a complete hermit and NOBODY ever comes into my apartment except for the occasional maintenance thing. . There were some guys in for a repair a few weeks ago. My landlords usually use the same crews and it never occurred to me not to trust them so I went out for an errand and left them alone and I guess one of them went shopping.

There was some value to the ring but it was more of a sentimental attachment than anything else. It represented a very happy time in my life. It just seems like a shitty (and completely unprofessional) thing to do. ) I'm sure they were paid well for the work they did.

Sorry to steal your thread OP. I was going to post this anyway. I hope you don't mind.

by Anonymousreply 129August 26, 2020 11:53 PM

Is it possible you misplaced the ring?

by Anonymousreply 130August 27, 2020 12:00 AM

Fuck Barb. What does she have to gain? Where could she possibly hang the clock and not give herself away?!? Do you have a new clock yet?

by Anonymousreply 131August 27, 2020 12:00 AM

you never, ever leave your apt when workers are in your apt. You watch them like a hawk. You take pic and videos in case they damage your property while doing repairs.

by Anonymousreply 132August 27, 2020 12:19 AM

Anybody want to buy a wedding ring.....like new.....

by Anonymousreply 133August 27, 2020 12:20 AM

Gross r109.

R10 Barb is a stupid whore and we all hate her, but I can’t say I blame her for swiping that clock. It is fabulous and I want it.

by Anonymousreply 134August 27, 2020 12:25 AM

Has Barb ever been to Michfest?

by Anonymousreply 135August 27, 2020 12:32 AM

Carl is fucking Barb......I bet.

by Anonymousreply 136August 27, 2020 7:32 PM

Barb is female

by Anonymousreply 137August 27, 2020 7:35 PM

Steal the clock back, OP. Doesn't Barb have her Bowling League tomorrow night?

by Anonymousreply 138August 27, 2020 8:51 PM

Where are we at on this? Comeuppance?

by Anonymousreply 139December 11, 2020 3:45 AM

You’ve all been robbed by tricks

by Anonymousreply 140December 11, 2020 3:47 AM

Hi, I'm the neighbor's mom. He gave this to me as a birthday present, I didn't know it was stolen! How dare he!

by Anonymousreply 141December 11, 2020 3:49 AM

Gotta resolve this shit, soon. Beat a bitch on Christmas!

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by Anonymousreply 142December 11, 2020 3:49 AM

If you take my Tina Yothers autographed photo I WILL cut you

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by Anonymousreply 143December 11, 2020 3:51 AM

Thanks for the laugh.

Much love.

by Anonymousreply 144December 11, 2020 3:54 AM

I forgot to lock my door the other night and I was scared someone would take my Ivanka Trump perfume....strangely, they didn't

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by Anonymousreply 145December 11, 2020 4:07 AM

OP should try to trick her into a confession and then go to the authorities.

Maybe OP ask her if her heart is really in some activity. If her reply is “WHO NEEDS A HEART WHEN A HEART CAN BE BROKEN?”, she stole the clock.

by Anonymousreply 146December 11, 2020 4:09 AM

Best thread of 2020. Who needs a clock, when a clock can be broken?

by Anonymousreply 147December 11, 2020 4:29 AM

Get the neighbours together and force Barb to spin the wheel:

Break a deal, spin the wheel... Gulag!

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by Anonymousreply 148December 11, 2020 5:12 AM

Op have you maybe thought of getting a new Tina Turner clock?

by Anonymousreply 149December 12, 2020 4:07 PM

WhaT’s love goTTa To do, goTTa do wiTh iT? Who needs a hearT when a hearT can be broken? 💔

by Anonymousreply 150December 12, 2020 4:30 PM

Where's the GoFundMe for Miss OP?

We need to help her to reclaim her time AND a new Tina wall cock!

by Anonymousreply 151December 12, 2020 4:33 PM

It was a one of a kind clock I ordered from a website. It’s no longer available. That is what pisses me off so much.

by Anonymousreply 152December 12, 2020 4:49 PM

Come to think of it, I haven’t seen my pet rock in decades.

by Anonymousreply 153December 12, 2020 4:51 PM

Hung Tina’s clock on my wall Tickin’ every second of night and day And I never lost one minute of sleepin' Worryin' 'bout how Tina’s timing’ might have been

Big clock keep on tickin’ Tina’s going keep on turnin' Tickin', tickin', tickin' on the wall

by Anonymousreply 154December 12, 2020 5:34 PM

Because of this thread, I snort like a pig when I want to let motherfuckers know I am onto their shit.

by Anonymousreply 155December 12, 2020 8:01 PM

On To Their shiT 🤡

by Anonymousreply 156December 13, 2020 1:29 AM

Considering the recent developments... bump

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by Anonymousreply 158March 17, 2021 10:48 PM

No, Mary, it was confiscated by the Good Taste Police. It was burned and the ashes were ejected into space so absolutely no trace of its existence remains.

by Anonymousreply 159March 17, 2021 11:26 PM

r159, i hope you're being funny. i fucking loved that clock.

by Anonymousreply 160March 17, 2021 11:36 PM


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by Anonymousreply 162April 29, 2022 3:05 AM

Was the clock ever Tina Returnered?

by Anonymousreply 163April 29, 2022 3:11 AM

No! The bitch can rot in the city sewer for all I care.

by Anonymousreply 164August 20, 2022 11:26 PM

Thank God your Golden Girls Christmas ornaments were in storage. Barb was probably eyeing them at the last Christmas cookie exchange.

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by Anonymousreply 165August 21, 2022 12:32 AM

She’s no good

by Anonymousreply 166August 21, 2022 1:37 AM

I feel for you, OP. Someone stole my Liza Minelli salad tongs; they were a limited edition and a new set is impossible to find.

by Anonymousreply 167August 21, 2022 1:38 AM

I think I found something on eBay that may fill the void.

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by Anonymousreply 168August 21, 2022 4:03 AM

R168 can you post a link to the item not just a pic?????

by Anonymousreply 169August 21, 2022 6:24 PM

R169, the link was too long (DL wouldn't allow the URL). So, just go into ebay and type "tina turner clock" into the search bar. Scroll down about 20 hits and voila. It's brand new, ~ $10, however the shipping is from UK and cost about $40.

by Anonymousreply 170August 21, 2022 6:36 PM
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by Anonymousreply 171August 21, 2022 6:36 PM

Can someone please design the clock correctly with TT’s fabulous legs being the hour and minute hands? All of the designs I’ve seen so far are pathetic. Except for the Thunderdome version.

by Anonymousreply 172August 21, 2022 7:24 PM

I doubt that Tina would appreciate a clock that 2x a day at 11:05 would show her ankles above her ears

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by Anonymousreply 174August 21, 2022 8:16 PM

How about this one? We learn a little something surprising about Miss Tina around 10 O’Clock.

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by Anonymousreply 175August 21, 2022 9:48 PM

At 6:30 Tina rocks the long dangling BBC

by Anonymousreply 176August 21, 2022 9:54 PM

Yes - her privates are dancing.

by Anonymousreply 177August 22, 2022 12:38 AM

Was the clock ever recovered?

by Anonymousreply 178April 23, 2023 3:04 AM

The Decline Of Western Civilization

by Anonymousreply 179April 23, 2023 3:15 AM

[quote] My neighbor stole my Tina Turner wall clock

Awwwwwwww... NUTBUSH!

by Anonymousreply 180April 23, 2023 5:45 AM

March over there and get it back, OP!

by Anonymousreply 181April 23, 2023 6:18 AM

Did you ever get it back?

by Anonymousreply 182April 23, 2023 6:20 AM

R.I.P. Tina Turner. Are you doing OK, OP?

by Anonymousreply 183May 24, 2023 6:47 PM

It just increased enormously in value. Sorry OP.

by Anonymousreply 184May 24, 2023 6:51 PM

You bitches are awful!

by Anonymousreply 185May 24, 2023 7:03 PM

Already missing you, Tina!

by Anonymousreply 186May 24, 2023 7:05 PM

Her time was up.

by Anonymousreply 187May 24, 2023 7:18 PM

I’m devastated. I’m crying and listening to Private Dancer. I remember telling my Boy Scout leader I wanted to be a private dancer when I was a little boy. I have to be strong.

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by Anonymousreply 188May 24, 2023 8:02 PM

Law and Order: Tina Clock Theft Unit

by Anonymousreply 189May 24, 2023 8:07 PM

Maybe she just needs new batteries?

by Anonymousreply 190May 24, 2023 8:19 PM


by Anonymousreply 191May 24, 2023 8:32 PM

Her clock is silent now. Rest well, beautiful wall clock.

by Anonymousreply 192May 24, 2023 8:39 PM

Wall clock keep on turnin’

Miss Tina keep on burnin’

Tolling, tolling, tolling Turner wall clock

by Anonymousreply 193May 24, 2023 9:40 PM

Kick he or she squarely and extremely forcefully in the cunt bone or go for his nuts. That’s unacceptable behavior to steal your clock.

by Anonymousreply 194May 24, 2023 9:56 PM

The clock will turn up on eBay at a premium soon 😢

by Anonymousreply 195May 24, 2023 10:23 PM

Recovered yet?

by Anonymousreply 196July 5, 2023 2:29 AM

I've got the Ike Turner Wall-Mounted Cock

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by Anonymousreply 197August 30, 2023 10:15 PM

Ahahahahaha. This has the makings of DL classic. Your neighbor said, “what does time have to do with it?”

by Anonymousreply 198August 30, 2023 10:30 PM

Now that Anna Mae is dead, I’ll never forgive or forget.

by Anonymousreply 199August 30, 2023 11:17 PM

let's pitch in and get it for op

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by Anonymousreply 200August 30, 2023 11:33 PM

What about my Michael Jackson toaster that's gone missing?

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