They used their breasts as deadly weapons

Mamie Van Doren

I always wondered what was in the points. Padding? Or was it empty?

Jayne Mansfield

Julie Newmar

Chesty Morgan, course.

Those first three look like a poor man’s Marilynn Monroe.

Ben Affleck

Eydie Gormé

[quote] Those first three look like a poor man’s Marilynn Monroe.

They all were called that.

Marilyn herself!

Sue Ellen Mischke

....

Anne Baxter was a braless wonder in The Ten Commandments.

[quote] Anne Baxter was a braless wonder in The Ten Commandments.

Moo-ses! Moo-ses!

Breastesses.

R8, And Steve Lawrence still cheated on her with Sally Ann Howes?

Sabrina

Jack Nicholson

Janet Leigh

Patti Page

Julie London

Tura Satana

And yet, no nipples. There had to be some kind of padding to get those pointy tits and cover up nipples.

Meatloaf.

R23, they're wearing bullet bras. The paraboloid shaped cups and stitching of concentric circles formed sturdy cones that left some space between the fabric and the nipples.

The fem bots, out to destroy Austin Powers!

Ava Gardner, who was no slouch in the mammaries department, said that Kathryn Grayson had the biggest tits at MGM.

Sorry, still unable to post links.

Circular stitching caused the bras to look pointy.

Mother Iowa

PEW PEW

I'm immune. It's my super-power.

Lolo Ferrari

Carole Landis killed herself long before the bullet bra was invented, but she had huge tits.

R32, They were enjoyed by Rex Harrison and Jacqueline Susann.

Toldya I was hardcore.

Joke’s on them with us gays.

Madonna during Blonde Ambition.

Janet Jackson at the Superbowl. "The Power of the Nipple as Sanctioned by Les Monves".

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R38 Thanks for the update, Ben

Any of these ladies. Deadly weapons.

Richard Madden.

Kathryn Grayson; 44's

Speaking of Diana Dors, her two time co-star Honor Blackman had more front than Di.

Pointy bra.

A more natural look.

No thread is complete without Pamela Tiffin.

Pam Grier.

Cosa sono, fegato tritato?!

Madeline Smith.

I remember Pat Benetar's song about this - Stop Using Breasts as a Weapon!

Why were breasts pointy back then? Was that the limit of bra technology at the time?

R38, Until she dumps him.

Marie "The Body" McDonald

"McDonald's seven marriages and various romances kept her in the media throughout her career. McDonald's first marriage was to sportswriter Richard Allord in 1940. The marriage was annulled after three weeks. In January 1943, McDonald married her agent, Victor Orsatti, in Reno, Nevada. They divorced in May 1947. While awaiting her divorce from Orsatti, McDonald had an affair with mobster Benjamin "Bugsy" Siegel. Siegel reportedly dumped McDonald because of her chronic tardiness.

McDonald's third and fourth marriages were to millionaire shoe manufacturer Harry Karl. They initially married in September 1947. After McDonald suffered several miscarriages, the couple adopted two children, Denice and Harrison. They separated in August 1954 and were divorced that November. Shortly thereafter, the couple announced that they would remarry. By January 1955 however, McDonald claimed that plans to remarry were "all off" because she discovered she was allergic to Karl. Despite this claim, McDonald and Karl remarried in Arizona in June 1955. They separated in March 1956 and, in May, Karl filed for divorce claiming that McDonald had beat him, causing him "grievous mental suffering". At the time of their separation, McDonald was pregnant with the couple's first biological child. Karl dropped the divorce suit in June. In July, McDonald filed for divorce from Karl and was granted an interlocutory divorce decree later that month but their divorce was never finalized. Their daughter, Tina Marie, was born in September 1956. During their separation, McDonald dated Michael Wilding. McDonald and Karl reconciled again in 1957 but separated again in December 1957. They divorced for good on April 16, 1958. Karl would go on to marry actress Debbie Reynolds."

The ghosts of Marie, Tina Marie, "Shoe Magnate" Harry Karl, Michael Wilding (ex-Elizabeth Taylor), Eddie Fisher and her mother Debbie all made appearances during Carrie Fisher's wonderful "Wishful Drinking" one-woman show when she tried to diagram their relationships before her daughter Billie's potential date with the grandson of Taylor and Wilding.

Why are you queens so obsessed with breasts?

I thought this site was full of gay men.

[Quote] McDonald's third and fourth marriages were to millionaire shoe manufacturer Harry Karl. They initially married in September 1947. After McDonald suffered several miscarriages, the couple adopted two children, Denice and Harrison. They separated in August 1954 and were divorced that November. Shortly thereafter, the couple announced that they would remarry. By January 1955 however, McDonald claimed that plans to remarry were "all off" because she discovered she was allergic to Karl. Despite this claim, McDonald and Karl remarried in Arizona in June 1955. They separated in March 1956

Debbie was quite the dummy, wasn't she?

Pioneering topless dancer Carol Doda.

As teenagers my friends and I called these ‘torpedo tits.’

Valerie Leon.

Anita Ekberg

Joi Lansing

Tempest Storm

R51, it was the trend in the '40s and '50s for ladies to wear bullet bras that kept their tits apart and pushed them up and out so that they looked good wrapped in tight sweaters. It gave women a healthy, robust silhouette.

R53, Bugsy Siegel was hot as fuck.

Mamie Van Doren

DL icon Connie Francis:

Barbara Nichols. Mamie actually looked pretty in the 1970s.

R64, that isn't Mamie, that's Sabrina. See R17.

Trisha Noble.

Martina Big

June Wilkinson

OP make me sad. Brests is not murderful. Brests is full of Best love and suitable for your squirtings.

Gay Van Johnson checking out Kathryn Grayson's tits.

Betty Brosmer

Eve Meyer

Dagmar. She was famous for a New York minute - strictly because of the tits.

Another vote for Chesty Morgan

Who was that porn star of the Seventies who was famous for the big tits? I'm thinking Vanessa something.

That Victor Mature had some big knockers.

R76, Chesty is now 82, and appears to have shrunk.

Kitten Natividad

When Faye Emerson, former FDR daughter-in-law, would appear as a panelist on game shows in the 1950s and 1960s, she was often criticized for showing too much cleavage.

r80 Faye Emerson - letting it all hang out.

R51 Check out R25 for the 'bra technology' at the time.

Sophia and Jayne

Mondo Tits.

Brosmer and Arnie.

Our Bette

La Crawford

Don't mess with me, fellas!

They’re real, and they’re spectacular.

r87 I'm sure that Joan iced her nipples before that picture was taken.

Kathryn Grayson really did have the biggest boobies on the MGM lot and she was extremely self conscious about them. She often got into arguments with her costume designers because she would refuse to wear anything she thought unduly emphasized them. Sometimes it would require the director or a studio exec stepping in to decide.

Here's a more famous photo of Loren and Mansfield from the same event above, a gala dinner Paramount threw to welcome Loren to Hollywood and introduce her to the press. Publicity whore Mansfield crashed it uninvited and since half the photographers in Hollywood were already there, there are dozens of photos. Talk about side eye! But pro that she is, Loren wasn't about to be upstaged.

This thread is magnificent. A+, participants and contributors!

There was a hilarious comment from Loren about that picture: "I am looking at her breasts - because they coming on to my plate. I am terrified that her gown will explode and the room will be full of boobs."

That chick on the cover of "Candy-O".

I was SCANDALIZED!

Miss Ann-Margret was so amply endowed in "Carnal Knowledge" I couldn't take my eyes off them.

Early Sophia is "Two Nights with Cleopatra."

Miss Angie Dickinson

Jane Russell

More Jane Russell: Mean, Moody, and Magnificent

Still more Jane Russell, ready for a roll in the hay.

Sank you, R100

She did it first. I did it better.

Joanie and Jayne.

One became a dame, the other lost her head (cranium).

R75, it's not hard to see why.

Bardot

Michelle Angelo, '60s soft porn model:

r96 Young Sophia's tits were truly spectacular.

r95 Ann-Margret gained weight and took birth control pills to make herself curvier while filming "Carnal Knowledge". Her plan definitely worked.

R60 I remember 'soft porn' in the 60s, it was just women showing tits while wearing lingerie. No pussy. Bare chested men were accessories -no penis shots.

[quote] I'm sure that Joan iced her nipples before that picture was taken.

She hardly needed to! The blood in her veins was barely above the freezing point!

Joan had her nipples replaced with Pepsi bottle tops.

[bold][italic]Double Agent 73![/italic][/bold]

Don't mess with The Chest!

Candy Samples

Selma Blair

Agreed, r106. At first I thought it wasn’t she, but those are a perfect pair...

Why, Jennifer Lugs Hugetits, of course.

And poor Jennifer from when she was being attacked for the fact that the rest of her body caught up with her enormous fake tits!

Tina Louise - THEN.

Tina Louise - NOWish.

Lovely as ever. And the girls are still in place!

Unnamed model displaying her weaponry. Like the were made of hickory and were whittled with an axe.

Veronica Lodge

R120, those guns have been altered.

Elizabeth II, Queen of the United Kingdom of great Britain and Northern Ireland

R122, I'm relieved. It looked like such a joke. Thank you.

Obviously no woman would ever do anything to exaggerate her bosom to such ridiculous proportions.

Ha ha ha.

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125 posts in and no one has mentioned Jane Russell? I mean, she was so well-endowed she became a spokeswoman for the Playtex 18 hour bra!

Oh -and R77, you’re thinking of Vanessa del Rio I think.

R125 here. Never mind. The last 30 posts were not loading for me. Now they are. And yeah. Never mind.

R126, there have been four or five mentions of Jane Russell with photos.

Did you bother to read the thread before posting?

I thought not.

I apologize, r127. I've had the exact same problem: Respond to an apparently uniformed post and when I do, there are suddenly 30 to 40 posts I've never seen before.

Forget it, Jake. It's Datalounge.

Pat Dahl.

Frank Costanza

I always wondered why everyone thought Jayne Mansfield had big tits. What she had was a big rib cage.

Well, who knows what all those kids stole from her tits.

Barbara Windsor.

Not that big at all, really.

Faith Dane as Miss Mazzeppa

136 replies and no mention of me? My entire career was showing my tits!

Since this entire thread is devoted to women's tits, I have a question to pose.

Miss Dolly Parton has some of the most famous boobs in entertainment history, but what I would like to know is this: Did she have a boob job, or what?

If you look at the photos and videos of her from the late 1960s, her boobs are nice, but they are not huge. Then in the 1970s, something happens and her tits are gigantic. What's up with that? The big boobs, the big hair, and the plastic surgery all became part of her signature look.

Breast implants became a thing in the 1970s.

Dolly did have implants which made her already good sized bosom huge. A few years ago she announced she was having breast reduction surgery because those big ol' hooters were too much trouble to carry around at her age. In reality, she just had the implants removed.

Does she stuff her bra to make up for the implant removal?

She looks like she never eats.

[quote]Does she stuff her bra to make up for the implant removal?

Nope, they are still good sized but noticeably smaller than they used to be. "Breast reduction surgery."

Dolly's sisters were also endowed.

R117, I don't think her boobs were fake, to be fair.

[quote] Miss Dolly Parton has some of the most famous boobs in entertainment history, but what I would like to know is this: Did she have a boob job, or what?

Dolly has had multiple boob jobs. Sometimes she's had her breasts increased, and sometimes decreased. It's always been very mysterious.

Pin up legend Bettie Page

The bullet bra thread is just repeating this one, and it's just a few weeks old.

[quote]Janet Jackson at the Superbowl. "The Power of the Nipple as Sanctioned by Les Monves".

It worked! It worked!

My sister recently had breast reduction surgery, and said her life is infinitely better. She said having big bazongas was useful only for a short period in her life, and afterwards it was a nightmare. She could not get men to stop obsessing about them and that they're heavy and hurt.

I never understood Diana Dors. She was brought to Hollywood as competition for Marilyn Monroe. But Diana always had a hardness about her. She looked like she had been roughed up. She wasn't sexy at all.

Raquel Welch

Lizabeth Scott

Glenn Close

Hostile projectiles!

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