Hello and thank you for being a DL contributor. We are changing the login scheme for contributors for simpler login and to better support using multiple devices. Please click here to update your account with a username and password.

Hello. Some features on this site require registration. Please click here to register for free.

Hello and thank you for registering. Please complete the process by verifying your email address. If you can't find the email you can resend it here.

Hello. Some features on this site require a subscription. Please click here to get full access and no ads for $1.99 or less per month.

WTF is going on with his face and hair? WTF?!

Every photo of Zuck is expressionless and weird. And that fucking hair! He's looks like a robot with a wig.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 39June 26, 2020 4:51 AM

Where are his eyelashes? Those eyebrows. Wow!

by Anonymousreply 1June 26, 2020 3:26 AM

Be nice, OP. Not everyone can afford a good haircut.

by Anonymousreply 2June 26, 2020 3:27 AM

This cloistered Capuchin Monk look is not attractive.

by Anonymousreply 3June 26, 2020 3:30 AM

He looks like Mary, Queen of Scots.

by Anonymousreply 4June 26, 2020 3:30 AM

He looks like a member of Don Geiss's secret attic family

by Anonymousreply 5June 26, 2020 3:31 AM

Thyroid issues

by Anonymousreply 6June 26, 2020 3:33 AM

Jesus!

I suspect a gender change announcement very soon.

by Anonymousreply 7June 26, 2020 3:35 AM

Just when I think he can't get any uglier.

by Anonymousreply 8June 26, 2020 3:36 AM

Lizard person. He can peel that face right off.

by Anonymousreply 9June 26, 2020 3:38 AM

ET DMs home.

by Anonymousreply 10June 26, 2020 3:39 AM

All that money and he still looks like an incel.

by Anonymousreply 11June 26, 2020 3:42 AM

Okay, really. Where are his eyelashes?

And his wife is Asian. Here’s an anecdote: “ As a source told The New York Times, in 2012, when Chan was out shopping with her sister-in-law, she saw an expensive pair of shoes she admired. Her sister-in-law told her she should just get them since she has money now, but Chan reportedly responded, "It's not my money." “

by Anonymousreply 12June 26, 2020 3:44 AM

No concern about the eyelashes...as part of his transition will include super-gluing lashes to his face.

by Anonymousreply 13June 26, 2020 3:44 AM

Well, I was going to blame the inescapable determinative power of genetic... so I looked up his dad.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 14June 26, 2020 3:45 AM

He’s a Reptilian, obviously.

by Anonymousreply 15June 26, 2020 3:46 AM

The resemblance is uncanny

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 16June 26, 2020 3:47 AM

And the all white face is good for photo ops...but not in real life.

by Anonymousreply 17June 26, 2020 3:47 AM

And this look is from the person behind FACEbook.

Can you imagine the genitalia?

by Anonymousreply 18June 26, 2020 3:50 AM

Come on, people, he’s a space alien trying to fit in as a human.

by Anonymousreply 19June 26, 2020 3:50 AM

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 20June 26, 2020 3:50 AM

^ He's smokin hawt!

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 21June 26, 2020 3:51 AM

He looks like he rides the short bus to work every day.

by Anonymousreply 22June 26, 2020 3:54 AM

His soul is revealed in his corporeal expression....for us to see.

by Anonymousreply 23June 26, 2020 3:56 AM

He looks like Jared.

by Anonymousreply 24June 26, 2020 3:58 AM

He used to look like a goofy but normal human being. He must have had some really weird plastic surgery over the years.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 25June 26, 2020 3:59 AM

Looks like a chemo patient with a wig

by Anonymousreply 26June 26, 2020 4:06 AM

His haircut is modeled on Augustus Caesar, who he admires. (Seriously.)

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 27June 26, 2020 4:07 AM

Could just be eye surgery and skin peels, like what happened with Jared.

by Anonymousreply 28June 26, 2020 4:08 AM

Why does he look 'special'?

Seriously, I mean.

by Anonymousreply 29June 26, 2020 4:09 AM

God damn, he's turning into Data from Star Trek...

by Anonymousreply 30June 26, 2020 4:10 AM

Silicon Valley = youth cult, and his plastic surgeon must have hated him. It looks like revenge surgery.

by Anonymousreply 31June 26, 2020 4:16 AM

Jared Kushner has the same creepy robot look about him.

by Anonymousreply 32June 26, 2020 4:20 AM

I KNEW IT!

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 33June 26, 2020 4:22 AM

He needs to grow his hair, dye his eyebrows, and wear false eyelashes, in order to look semi-human again.

by Anonymousreply 34June 26, 2020 4:23 AM

He doesn't want to look human, that's why the whole thing is so creepy.

by Anonymousreply 35June 26, 2020 4:25 AM

This is Brice Jenner territory.

by Anonymousreply 36June 26, 2020 4:26 AM

Dear Lord in heaven!

by Anonymousreply 37June 26, 2020 4:31 AM

He just needs some beauty tips from Trump.

by Anonymousreply 38June 26, 2020 4:37 AM

Remember when he was going around the country talking to *ahem* "the common man" and it was pretty clear he was thinking about a political run?

by Anonymousreply 39June 26, 2020 4:51 AM
Loading
Need more help? Click Here.

Yes indeed, we too use "cookies." Take a look at our privacy/terms or if you just want to see the damn site without all this bureaucratic nonsense, click ACCEPT. Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site for your pointless bitchery needs.

×

Become a contributor - post when you want with no ads!