Toilet Paper Question

Over, unless you have a cat or small children

OVER.

Anyone that says under is a heathen and I hatechu.

It always is a mark of bad housekeeping when I stay at a hotel and the TP is under.

Get some new material, OP. I did covered this shit 60 fucking years ago.

R3 it’s always over at five star hotels and usually tucked into a nice little triangle so that it’s easier to pull.

Again, if you have cats - under. If you're that insecure, when you have 'company' you can switch it to over and keep the door closed.

R6 can’t you buy one of those holders with a cover over it? Problem solved!

The drawings that accompany the original patent for rolled toilet tissue show it over. Case closed.

You have toilet paper?? Where did you get it?

Illustration for the 1891 patent for a toilet paper roll:

In our outhouse, corncobs still work fine. Otherwise, we've still got a stack of Montgomery Ward catalogues from the turn of the last century.

Ironically, tops prefer it under and bottoms prefer it over.

Just proves that most tops never know what they're doing. You have to tell them EVERYTHING.

How many of you whores apply the rosebud pixie stamp? That is the question.

R10 what did ppl use before that?

R15, see r11.

There's a strong correlation between people who place the roll under and those who wipe from back to front. Fact.

I’ve always placed the roll under.

Seriously, why is that so heathen? So bad? I don’t get it.

If you gave to ask. . . .

Don't be ridiculous. Anyone who has the t.p. over is vulgar. It's a fact. Under if you're a civilised person.

Do people who place it under even use toilet paper? It's like something outside of civilized society.