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Let's be Sleeping with the Enemy!

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I'm the wedding ring sitting in the toilet.

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by Anonymousreply 12June 25, 2020 2:16 PM

I'm Patrick Bergins' eyes bulging manically out of his skull whenever he's angry, which is always. I'm supposed to be menacing but I'm kind of hilarious .

by Anonymousreply 1June 24, 2020 8:32 PM

I'm the labels on the cans.

by Anonymousreply 2June 24, 2020 8:46 PM

I am the misaligned hand towels

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by Anonymousreply 3June 24, 2020 8:54 PM

I am the goofy dress up sequence set to "Brown Eyed Girl" that symbolizes Julia Roberts getting over all the spousal abuse and moving on with her life

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by Anonymousreply 4June 24, 2020 8:56 PM

I am Kevin Anderson's poodle hair

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by Anonymousreply 5June 24, 2020 8:57 PM

I'm the utterly unconvincing "disguise"

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by Anonymousreply 6June 24, 2020 8:58 PM

I’m the giant gash on Sarah’s head.

by Anonymousreply 7June 24, 2020 9:01 PM

I'm me, watching the film for the first time. I'm convinced that the twist will be that theater guy is really the abusive Ex husband character, who underwent massive plastic surgery to stalk his ex wife. I feel stupid and slightly dissapointed when I realise I'm wrong.

by Anonymousreply 8June 24, 2020 9:21 PM

I’ve never see it. Can I play?

by Anonymousreply 9June 24, 2020 9:23 PM

I am Julia's Smile, a sparkling ruse to make millions while she cunts out in private

by Anonymousreply 10June 24, 2020 9:26 PM

I'm the $700/month rent

by Anonymousreply 11June 25, 2020 1:25 PM

I'm the neighbor with the boat. I invited the fine ass hunk to go out on the boat with me but he brought his ugly wife.

by Anonymousreply 12June 25, 2020 2:16 PM
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