DLers in the Wild, Wild West

I know I could. But then again, I'm a lesbian.

I don’t want to brag, but I did spend a few months as one of Miss Kitty’s prime sluts. Dodge City was very progressive, though I did get run out of town on a rail when I gave Marshall Dillon the scabies.

One would have to be careful whilst presenting hole around all the cacti, Joshua Trees, and timber everywhere. No one wants a thorn or a splinter in their sphincter.

Miss Lindsey and her petticoats would fit right in.

Young cowboys had a great fear

That old studs once filled with beer

Completely ‘addle

They’d throw on the saddle

And ride them on the rear

Are the black hats tops or bottoms?

One big Datalounge Brothel. We'd ALL BE WHORES. Gay, lesbian, trans and frau.

So, yes. We'd survive quite nicely.

Didn't they have shoppe bottoms there? Like in the general store or mercantile? They also had the telegraph operators, who would've known everyone's gossipy business.

Id want to have been the proprietor of the bath house so I could get them when that meat was fresh and clean .

Laudanum was the drug of choice back then.

I would've been quite happy in THIS Wild, Wild West.

Is it true that Hop-Sing was the Ponderosa’s pass around bottom?

You can find me in the opium den, dying a slow, lovely death.

I'd be sucking so much cowboy cock!

[quotes]Laudanum was the drug of choice back then

So, like poppers then?

As long as there's a rustle in my bustle, I'm fine.

R12, I would have preferred Hop Sing when he played Charlie Chan's #2 son.

This is the real Wild Wild West.

would constantly be telling us to watch adorable white boys on zoetropes, and then demanding that Calamity Jane be cancelled for being a white woman.

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I would not want to survive.

I'd be a gambler, workin' the saloon. Ya gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em...

"Is it true that Hop-Sing was the Ponderosa’s pass around bottom?"

Hop Sing?

You dishonor the memory of my father, sir!

Oh, please. Dataloungers would be the school marms who insist that men shave on Sundays, forbid guns in the town, and make the dance hall girls get married and settle down.

DLs would last 5 minutes. They would die from gasping and the clutching of pearls due to all the optical incorrectness.

It would have given me a chance to have my dream job--saloon girl--for a spell.

Only if I get to wear this.

What did they use for lubricant? Bear grease?

Many of the cowboys and explorers and trappers of that era specifically went out west because they only wanted to be amongst men, resisting what would have been societal pressure to marry and procreate. Sex between men was actually pretty common, even if unspoken about.

R28, spit, honey.

What was the diet like? I imagine steaks, lots of beans, cornbread, maybe custer pudding.

It's obvious we did.

I too would have lasted five minutes....the vulgarity, the CRUDENESS.

I'm your huckleberry.

There were Khakis for cowboys!

What exactly does "I'll be your huckleberry" mean? Bugged me all during that Earp movie.

R36 The Doc Holliday character meant that he was the right person for the job.

R30 spit lube those days was brown with chaw juice.

this

[quote]maybe custer pudding

Oh, dear!

DLers would be blowing all the cowboys