Chris Cocker Has "Accident" During Sex

He shit on the guy's dick?

"He knows that I didn't mean to poop on him."

O.M.G.

This is WAY too much fucking information.

The internet really has people over-sharing.

Whereas just a few people would have known about his "accident" before Chris' video, now EVERYBODY knows about it.

I actually think he's doing this for attention.

I thought Chris was a top, he use to be.

Some people are replying to him on twitter saying

"Shit happens"

[quote] The internet really has people over-sharing.

R3 he did live on his only fans page with however many people watching.

[quote] Whereas just a few people would have known about his "accident" before Chris' video, now EVERYBODY knows about it.

It was LIVE streamed so everyone saw it

LEAVE CHRISSIE ALONE!!!!

HAHAHA LMFAO 😂😂😂

Shut down the internet

That was his finest work!

Sounds like 85% of Rafael Alencar's OF vids. Shit happens is about right.

Was it a smear or a torrent?

I didn’t mean to poop on him??? lol, can we sink any lower America?

Hes so attractive,and not untalented ,but hes a fucking mess who will be dead by 35 . I thought he was hilarious in this...

Hes so attractive,and not untalented ,but hes a fucking mess who will be dead by 35 . I thought he was hilarious in this...

Does somebody have the video? Please? Chris Crocker is my fave and I’d love to see

[quote]Was it a smear or a torrent?

Yeah, I was wondering the same thing. Was it a little dab of doodoo, or are they still trying to steam-clean it out of the wallpaper? Did anyone else (i.e., the cameraman) get any on themselves? Enquiring minds want to know.

I like him too, he cracks me up and he's cute. Shit happens gurl

Can someone PLEASE post this video???

R4

I think he’s vers

[quote] I thought Chris was a top, he use to be.

He is doing more bottom videos than being a top

He’s a messy shitty bottom

Is he related to Shitty Little Ann?

He hit him with his shitbra

He has actually been gaining a bit of weight - in one of his twitter videos he showing a bit of a pot belly

Shitty, shitty faggot

His weight fluctuates a lot

This is hilarious. Maybe this video will give him some of that "Leave Britney Alone" fame again.

Where did he livestream this?

Shit’s getting real bitches

And we need to know this why?

R30 in a TED talk Rose

[quote] Where did he livestream this?

His OnlyFans account

Irony is that he might get a rush of sign-ups as people will be curious to see what happened.

LEAVE SHIT-NEY ALONE!

May he poop ?

when you’re climbing up a ladder

and you hear something splatter

[quote]Irony is that he might get a rush of sign-ups as people will be curious to see what happened.

STUNT QUEEN!

Chris Cocker? when did he transition from a girl to a boy?

Has Britney commented?

Who was the poor shameless top?

i think he gains weight to make his booty get big and then loses it again, vicious gay cycle

That was no accident.

[quote] i think he gains weight to make his booty get big

Yeah but it just goes straight to his belly

r44 i think some of it goes to right place

Fat shitty assed whore

When doing the sex, accident happen. To avoid the shame of accident, try the sex with donkey friend. He don't mind so much.

He's admittedly white trash and this is just a ploy for attention. He used to have some funny IG videos, but is such an attention whore in other posts that it's hard to filter through those for the comedy bits. Not to judge him (as I judge him), but he could've possibly had a decent career without the porn. He actually is funny and can be charming, when he's not getting fucked to the point of shitting everywhere.

Sometimes you just gotta shit in a wig.

So I guess a rim job was out of the question?

Maybe he could join POF—Plenty Of Feces.

[quote] Who was the poor shameless top?

Sounds like the TOP guy ghosted Chris.

Rofl!

Shit on me once, shame on you.

Shit on me twice, shame on me!

The other guy is now MORE famous for being shat on!!!

Sweetie, there's no such thing as "Bad" publicity!!!

doesn't know what to do????

Don't livestream your sexual encounters, dipshit!!! Any number of things can go wrong, and it's out there for all the world to see.

The internet was supposed to make people smarter. Somehow it enabled people to show how stupid they are. Is there no shame?

[quote] Don't livestream your sexual encounters, dipshit!!!

That is how Gay Porn Stars make money

Does Chris still live with his grandmother? Is he taking care of her? Or can he just not afford his own place? I'd hate to be Chris' "meemaw" and hear someone in his bedroom shrieking, "You fat whore, you just shit on me!!!" I'd shake my head and just be like, "Sonofabitch. It's just another Tuesday around here."

And then I'd be like, "You better not be shittin' on my Hummels, fucker!"

Ive been fucked god knows how many times,and only twice did I shit on someone. Both times I was absolutely mortified and no one knows to this day except me,the guys,and you bitches. I couldnt imagine if it had been on tape .

He should change his last name to Shatner.

I had a little accident back in the 90s. Fortunately, the guy was so into me that I just cleaned up and we resumed. The "accident" only landed on the tip of his you-know-W-H-E-R-E.

Well, shit.

So...is the video still on his onlyfans? Or was it only on during the live stream?

R61 it is only available to his subscribers of his OnlyFans page

[quote] it is only available to his subscribers of his OnlyFans page

I would never subscribe to that shit, no pun intended.

If I want to watch someone take a dump, I'll record myself on the toilet.

Darlings. I have a friend who's -- let's just say a little loose in the morals area -- and he told me he only likes to be fucked in the shower, that way you just adjust the shower head and keep on fuckin'! You don't even pause. And surprisingly, wet feces and rectal mucus make great lube!!!! Who knew!

Rectal mucus definitely acts as a good lube. I've always been very wet down there and only use lube until the top gets through my anus. It's different for everyone.

In other news: That top will never top again. In fact he's no longer even into men.

It's amazing what men will tolerate for a little pussy!

OOPS! I did 💩 again!!! 🎶

Leave shit-me alone!!!!

Did he shay poop? Oh, I wishh mama could shee thish. She wash sho fuuny. She alwaysh used to shay to me, 'Lizsha, never let any shon of a bitch shit on you.'. She did. She reaaly did.

CORN??!!! WHEN DID I EAT CORN???!!!

Please forgive my sister. She has a problem with pills and liquor.

!!!-!!!

Shitty Little Andy

I got surprise anal and he got a surprise fudgsicle.

I wonder if his brother (who is also an only fans model) retweeted his accident post? The retweet each other's jerk off videos.

Poopsie Daisy!

He put chocolate on the banana

One more thought came into brain. Sometime customer ask for accident during the sex. For example my husband Donald. He likes the pee very much.

This.

If you are a pathetic bottom that can’t clean properly you should stick with dildos or find a scat top!

He’s notorious for filming himself eating fast food in his car. He probably went to Taco Bell before his scene.

Omg at R82.

When he eats, all the food falls out of his mouth!

That is a really beautiful cock...for me to poop on!

Cancel Culture is really targeting the wrong people. If we’re canceling people for the wrongs they’ve committed against society, then this most definitely counts. Sometimes, I think we’re better off just nuking the planet and starting over.

Someone’s got to have at least a still shot from the video.

Please post!!

Rofl R84!

You forgot to sign your name... "Triumph, the insult dog."

So who was the top? Does no one watch his live videos? Lol

Christ, gay men should be able to deal with a little shit without loosing their shit.

Ain't nobody got time fo dat!

[quote]Someone’s got to have at least a still shot from the video. Please post!!

Umm, no. Please don't.

Do you know his twitter? OnlyFans guys will sometimes post teasers on their twitter feeds.

How bored and desperate does one have to be in order to watch Chris fucking Crocker have live webcam sex?

He is not attractive

At least he's "regular"! That's more than I can say for myself!!!

[quote] Christ, gay men should be able to deal with a little shit without loosing their shit.

Loose shit was precisely the problem

So it’s chili dogs that ate in the Crocker!

“Dipshit.”

Literally.

An embarrassment to bottoms everywhere!😡

fans dig it, they want see him turd out on partners....

Chris and two of his friends stood behind my friend and I in line to see Enchanted. It was at the El Capitan. The tickets were expensive though, because they included a whole event/experience after the movie (colouring and making a crown, meeting Giselle, etc). Chris and his friends decided not to see the film because of the price.

He didn’t shit on my dick though thank goodness.

Nestor and I have never had that problem even if I'm drunk and ready to pass out.

My advice is: Don't live-stream yourself having sex.

Don’t point that thing at me, R45!

So the guy's dick suddenly had blackface?

He is canceled!

[quote]It was LIVE streamed so everyone saw it

Could everyone HEAR it, too?

So if I pay for his onlyfans will the video still be on there?

Are fans DEMANDING refunds?

R108 they knew they were paying for shit when they signed up for a Chris Crocker account!

Exactly how much poop WAS there, on his top's dick?

I mean, every now and then a little bit of poo might be expected, but from Chris' histrionics, it seems like there was an entire chocolate factory smeared on that poor top's cock!

Are we talking a whole Hershey bar?

If I was that top, I probably would have fainted at the sight of it.

Loose shit shrinks dicks.

[quote]I mean, every now and then a little bit of poo might be expected, but from Chris' histrionics, it seems like there was an entire chocolate factory smeared on that poor top's cock! Are we talking a whole Hershey bar??If I was that top, I probably would have fainted at the sight of it.

Schokoladenhimmel!!!!

…. still waiting for Susan Dey to comment

I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the shit.

It was diarrhea from the burrito he had for lunch

He could do scat porn

I haven’t found 1 witness of this anywhere. Not on here, Twitter, Instagram, etc. And there is no one providing evidence that the live streamed video is still on onlyfans. He may not have even uploaded it for later viewing if it happened.

R89 I have more patience for that than I do people who don’t know how to spell lose!

I laughed at his apology. It's very funny. He's trolling us, he knows it's an overshare. Right?

Ease on down the road ! Oh wait!!!! Ewwww I am outta here!!! Bye Felicia!!!-

Dear Lord in Heaven!

If he is trolling, this is the lowest of the low. Very low bar. Can Kim or Kanye slither under it?

[quote] If he is trolling, this is the lowest of the low. Very low bar.

Um, the guy has sex on camera, for money. In front of thousands of people.

That bar was already pretty close to the floor.

R123 Thousands? I think you over estimate his appeal and his audience.

R123 that was kind of my point. He’s already a whore but to now go into scat territory to stay in the news? That’s VERY low. Erna would approve.

How sad for him. What a shitty thing to happen to a nice boy.

Was it just a bit of residue or did the top split a turd right down the middle?

Did no one tell this child how to do a pre-bugger douche?

[quote] Did no one tell this child how to do a pre-bugger douche?

Anyone "performing" on camera (I'm assuming) will douche beforehand.

My guess is that it got a little bit too "liquidy" up there, and all of a sudden, a landslide - or should I say MUDSLIDE - came rushing out.

In any case..... BLARF!

You guys are so stupid. This was clearly a joke.

Who actually went looking for the video??

My friend, Dante, saw the vid and said it was the size if a burrito. We’re talking Turd City special. Like, homeboy shit a literal brick on the top’s stomach cuz Labelle Crocker was ridin reverse cowgirl. Mire like cow patty.

That’s all I got.

I once vigorously pursued a huge hung white trash boy at my favorite local dive bar . For weeks I cajoled and seduced and promised all manner of delights , in the hopes that log would be up my hungry hole. He was reluctant because every time he tried anal on someone ,it ended shitty . Long story short,he agreed to a date,and 3 days beforehand I barely ate,and douched a dozen times ,3 times in the hours before the assignation . I just knew I was clean as a whistle. We get to the motel ,I starts slurping on this huge dick, that I couldnt even get halfway down and Im an expert cocksucker ,then the moment of truth. He eases it in,pumps about half a dozen times,and it was a shit armageddon ! Like a fire hydrant was opened . He jumps back howling in disgust and I was absolutely horrified and humiliated. He cursed me the whole time he cleaned up and left in a fury. I bet he never stuck that dick in anyones ass ever again !

You sound like absolute filth, R132!

I just know you did that on purpose.

Poor top guy. He's scarred for life!

An experienced top will wipe it off on the drapes.

R132 you aint fooling me scat troll. And no way a trashy straight would go on a date with an gay scat troll they like pump and runs!

Every word is true ,you cunts , and I am not a scat troll ! Ive only shit on someone twice in my long and quite active career as a Bossy Bottom . That boys dick was a freak of nature,and Ive seen more than my share . His nickname was Tripod , I kid you not !

amateurs.

R131 did you friend Dante say who the top was?

Where is tripod now? I need him badly. I am fully douched and ready to go.

[quote] Where is tripod now? I need him badly. I am fully douched and ready to go.

Married, with six kids.

Addicted to vadge.

Sworn off anal.

Thanks, R132 (aka Fudge Factory)!

No desire to see Cocker's shit. Poop is not erotic.

And about 65 R140 ! That was a very long time ago,and he was in his late 20s,early 30s then .

I WANT TO SEE THE VIDEO GOD DAMN IT!

Chris Crocker can shit on my dick anytime

R143 you don’t love yourself.

R143 is a disgusting pig 🐖!

when you think you have to fart

then you see a work of art

R138 Dante said the guy was white and average schlong. Miss Chris obvs went in a fast food binge earlier in the day and decided to do a live to pay for the burgers.

ok thanks R147

R147

Is the video still on onlyfans? No one is helping me out or providing information lol

This Chris Crocker fella: how could I get his phone number?

Lol, I totally made up the Dante thing.

Below is one of Chris’s funniest videos ever where he says gay guys have it harder in life than women. You have to watch until the last line he says. 😂

I remember hearing the story of a novice porn star who gave himself a douche before filming a sex scene but didn't know he was supposed to eliminate the water. There was an explosive watery mess once filming commenced. Sounds apocryphal but I think Chi Chi LaRue told it in some interview (so even more likely to be embellished.)

Hahaha! That video at R151 - he doesn't sound that much different from DL's woman-hating elderbottoms.

R151, gay men do have it harder than women! Fact!

R152 what do u mean eliminate the water? Squirt it all out?

R151 Ellen Barkin hasn’t looked this good in years!

I miss Ellen Barkin, r156.

[quote] what do u mean eliminate the water? Squirt it all out?

No Rose, he means to urinate.

Did he have diarrhea??? 💩🔥💦

He is hilarious eating, I didn't know he was so high strung.

What a load of crap.

Chris Crocker seems to have gotten over his embarrassment as he is tweeting and Re-tweeting videos and pictures featuring nothing but his spread ass

Was corn involved?

(R10)

This is a possible contender for the DL Hall of Fame Threads.

Porn star Bo Garrett once told a story of doing a video scene with some guy who apparently didn't know how to properly cleanse his poonanny, and ended up soiling all over poor Bo. Bo was a rather rough character (did time, and all that), and he claimed he got so mad he beat the guy's ass right there on the set.

[quote]He has actually been gaining a bit of weight - in one of his twitter videos he showing a bit of a pot belly

His poor diet is why he has sudden explosive shitting accidents.

If the boy I just had over at my place is any indication. I had a few fingers deep in his ass. So much so I had to get my biggest dildo out and fuck him with it. Boy claims to be a top. Yeah right. I can always get bottoms to fly the freak flag.

Chris talking to his daddy.

[quote] I didn't know he was so high strung.

So, how cold was the wa-wa Helen?

Is it worse to poop on the dick of a guy who's fucking you, or to vomit all over his lap when you choke while giving him a BJ?

LEAVE FECES ALONE!!!!

Looks like he better start doing some kegels. Seems he’s been fucked so much he can’t control his bowels now.

This is a very shitty thread.

Nasty fuck eats too much bologna. He is disgusting.

[quote]R7 It was LIVE streamed so everyone saw it

Yeah! Anyone who’s ANYONE!

It was the cultural event of the decade.

[quote]R28 His weight fluctuates a lot.

Like his anus, apparently.

Chris "chili dogged" his scene partner!

Chris took it literally when the top said he would fuck the shit out of him.

That top ended up getting the full shit & shaboodle.

I had a ex back in the day who--whilst cheating on me--shat the bed while attempting to bottom. As the story goes, the top (inexplicably) cleaned up the mess and then vomited. I love that story!

"I actually think he's doing this for attention."

It's like Sherlock Holmes has come to life here at our very own Datalounge!

MAPA!!

"Make America Poop Again!"

183 replies.

Mind boggling.

Shit happens

R184 is it?? Any thread involving shit or other bodily functions have potential on DL.

[quote]I had a ex back in the day who--whilst cheating on me--shat the bed while attempting to bottom. As the story goes, the top (inexplicably) cleaned up the mess and then vomited.

Oh, poor creatures. They've lost their equilibrium because they've lost their faith in love. Oh l'amour, l'amour.

That video with Cocker's dad was revealing. The dad is very cranky and all his comments were "put downs" of his son. If the relationship was always this way, no wonder Chris has had his moments of being an emotional mess.

The dad actually has affection for his son, but goes to extraordinary lengths to surpress it. Guilt and trying to maintain control is built into it.

[quote] The dad is very cranky and all his comments were "put downs" of his son. If the relationship was always this way, no wonder Chris has had his moments of being an emotional mess.

And it probably isn't the first time that Chris has shit/wet the bed!

[quote]The dad actually has affection for his son, but goes to extraordinary lengths to suppress it.

In fairness, when someone shits on you, it changes things.

That's his dad?? I assumed it's his grandpa. His mom is quite young.

Is anyone here on his onlyfans? Are the videos lengthy and worth it? Ugh this is why I hate onlyfans, the lack of information.

It's only right that he apologizes. I accept his apology.

Chris Cocker? Is this the guy who cried about Britney Spears two decades ago?

R194 Didn't he shit on her too?

R194 it's already been mentioned several times on this thread.

Crocker's parents had an accident during sex as well.

They named it Chris.

Actually R197, Chris Cocker is an abortion gone wrong.

Why are you people all POO-POOing the truthfulness of the video?

I'm sure it's out there.

That is not him/his grandfather.

Didn’t he used to be a she/her?

R32 Because it’s crucial news for hordes of DL followers

R45 Oh my, that is booty-licious

R201, no he used to be very femme as teenager. If he was born 15 years later than he was, he would’ve been TRANS.

R51 Or possibly - POS - piece ‘o shit

R56 That’s a good one, that’s funny.

I WAS rimming hot hot guy deep and he thought I wanted poo, and he did, and I screamed and jumped off the bed and bolted into the toilet to scrub my mouth for an hour.....NOT FUN

bummer, he was soooo hot

Is the video available?

I'm not interested in the scat...I just want to see his reaction.

R207 is poo shoes 👠

R207 never happened

Yuck

As I have gotten older, it’s impossible to avoid. Anything that goes in me is going to come out with a hundred more times chocolate on it than a dipped cone at Dairy Queen.