Matt Damon coronavirus body

Juicy

Matt, now that you are back, can you please return my phone call???

R2, are you Ben?

He's looking good

Was he quarantining with Matthew Perry?

Was he on his way to a zoo?

Damo.

How did he get a body like his?

How did he get a body like this?

Tom Cruise, Leonardo DiCaprio and Ben Stiller were considered to play Benjamin Mee in "we bought a zoo"

Good arms.

Hard to tell what's going on with that sweet caboose in OP's photo, though.

Pity his face is covered.

He has a big round butt. I like him.

[quote] He has a big round butt

Evidence please.

[quote] He has a big round butt. I like him.

You like him because he has a big, round butt, or are there other reasons?

He needed to lose some pounds, still not enough like when he was young.

He’s flabby and flat assed like his pal Baffleck.

He doesn't have moobs like his lover.

IFHH and ILHFMH

Fat.

He sucks. Not much better than his partner in smug, George Clooney. But I don’t think that he injured anyone.

[quote] But I don’t think that he injured anyone.

And Clooney did, R21?

To be accurate, Matt Damon (probably) never killed anyone (possibly underage) during a sexual activity (possibly non-consensual) and then covered up the (grisly) death. In another country where he maintains a residence.

I love how Damon's weight/musculature fluctuates. I just watched CONTAGION again (from about 10 years ago), where he's the cuckolded husband to dead Gwynneth Paltrow. And he's fat, or at least quite flabby and doughy looking.

Matt looks good in OP s pic

R23, tell us more about this Clooney rumor please.

I can't say much. Ask yourself these questions.

Where does Clooney own a palatial property where he spends much of his time?

What is the age of consent in that region?

What does one thing have to do with another?

How likely are local officials to turn a blind eye when a young person disappears? Or is killed, say, "in an accidental fall from a ravine?"

Another corona body pic.

[quote] I love how Damon's weight/musculature fluctuates.

Why do you love that?

Do you find your body responsive?

Compare and contrast Ben and Matt in this pic.

Bimp.

His hair appears to be graying.

He had all girls.

Put a paper bag over his head and tape his mouth up and he is very fuckable.

[quote] He had all girls.

And then?

Thread title scared me into thinking Matt caught coronavirus.

Quite big tits.

I'd take drunk, overweight Affleck over Damon.

Why would you, R39? I find Affleck disgusting not necessarily physically (although he’s repulsive when he balloons) but rather as a person. He also always looks dirty like James Franco.

r40 - maybe i need to see them both in real life to decide. i kind of prefer tall, beefy guys.

Matt is much better looking in person. And a hell of a nice guy.

R42, what does his ass look like in person?

Weirdly, I want to fuck him more now than I did in his Talented Mr. Ripley days. I usually don't go for older guys but I would gladly rim his ass then fuck his silly brains out.

Looks better than his Contagion body.

[quote] Looks better than his Contagion body.

Or GOOP’s Contagion body.

Stupid movie. The ending reveal was the only good part.

Something about Matt's butt always makes me feel better.

R48= Trump

looks hot to me -yes, please.

He bought a zoo.

He bought a rabbit-faced wife.

Is Ben still furiously chain-smoking, binge drinking, and pining for Matt?

[quote] Is Ben still furiously chain-smoking, binge drinking, and pining for Matt?

Are his addictions a result of his love of Matt?

Matt Damon is a good man.

Doesn't Matt get barebacked by Chris Hemsworth on a daily basis when they're both in their neighboring estates in Australia?

No wonder he's always in a good mood and has no inclination to drink/drug. He's getting the dick he needs on the regular while Ben is dealing with wannabe actresses who are bearding for him.

I feel like he has a thick penis.

[quote] I feel like he has a thick penis.

Thick but short perhaps.

I bet he's still 50 lbs lighter than 90% of DL old galoots.

R56, is he a positive man?

[quote] is he a positive man?

Indeed.

Matt Damon.

Didn’t this coward say he was moving to Australia? He gave up on America when times got tough. A total douche and coward

I can't decide. Ben or Matt. Need to see more pictures from Daily Mail. Let's wait about an hour and they should have some new ones.

So what do you think of his body in these mask pictures?

He's a classy guy. He dumped Minnie Driver on Oprah. And had ex-girlfriend Winona Ryder invest and lose a million bucks.

[quote] And had ex-girlfriend Winona Ryder invest and lose a million bucks.

Detail please.

Just know that he had her invest in one of his friends Ponzi schemes. She lost about a million bucks. They broke up shortly after.

Ben is crammed into Spanx. Matt is Spanx-free.

(R70) I was wondering about that. Ben's body looks weird. I bet he has a beer gut.

There used to be a picture floating around of Damon taking a leak in the bush that showed his junk quite clearly, didn't look particularly thick, but it was nice.

R72:

In Behind the Candelabra, the Liberace movie, Matt Damon's body was digitally altered to makes his hips and ass look smaller; to give him abs; and to make him look younger.

I want a three-way with Matt and Ben.

Moobs and phat booty

The fun starts around 2:15.

[quote]I bet he's still 50 lbs lighter than 90% of DL old galoots.

Because weight determines a person's moral character ALWAYS! NOT!!

[quote] Because weight determines a person's moral character

On DL it does.

dam he fine, wanna see him in chalamet......

How about Chalamet in Damon, R79?

R79, what do you think is "fine" about Damon?

r13 Ben likes the extra cushion.

R82, is that why he dated JLo?

Ah wish ah could quit you..

Who's the guy on the right at R84?

Another coronavirus body pic.

John Krasinski likes to get in there too, when Ben is not around.

That's a whole lotta dad bod.

^ r84

Chin Chin?

More like Butt Butt.

[quote] That's a whole lotta dad bod.

Because he’s fat?

John Krasinski is totally the type of guy to call you a faggot while discreetly hooking up with guys (like Matt Damon) on golfing trips with no wives.

Matt is a total bottom. He has taken Thor's cock and Ben's cock and many others...and his latino wife does not care one bit.

[quote] Matt is a total bottom.

Why do you think that?

When is damon NOT hot as fuke? to me a real sexy guy ..... like chris pine andd chris evans, and david cornswet...and the guy who plays perry mason..

[quote] and the guy who plays perry mason.

Raymond Burr?

yes! his big fat old dead ass cheeks on my twinky face allnite bb

Matt’s been laying really low the past couple of years. At one point, he was in the news almost daily. Now, not so much. Probably because he stuck his foot in it one time too many.

Didn’t this coward say he was moving to Australia after Trump was elected?

I wish he’d leave. I’m still pissed about his tone deaf comments and his string of shit movies.

Mattsplaining

Matt's body is currently thick and ready for the strip clubs.

Here's a pic from his time as Natalie Portman's ass double.

Look at that fatty feminine ass.

Look at that feminine ass!

Fat fuck with a swine face.

Does Matt, and by extension Natalie Portman, have a black woman's ass?

Could they both have Sub-Saharan ancestry? Or should we assume that all Paparazzi shots of Portman's ass are also really Matt's (black woman's) ass?

More study required.

Mantits!

What about Mattspreading?

i jak off to his smoking scenes in good will hunting when its on.....he still a delish man

[quote] i jak off to his smoking scenes in good will hunting

Why?

r107 Got a clip?

[quote] he still a delish man

Do you "jak" off to his recent images too or just Good Will Hunting while he smokes?

I GET HARD thinking of suckin his hot tits

I'm glad this thread was bumped because I missed it originally but god DAMN the question troll is irritating as hell.

Matt Damon's bulbous ass on Portman in test shots for Star Wars.

Look how that thing sticks out!