Happy 30th Birthday, DL Fave Aaron Taylor Johnson!

Still married to an old woman.

Here he is with The Crypt Keeper.

Age difference? 23 years.

He hasn’t been a twink for a decade, dude

That pic at R2 is a career killer. He used to be so hot and beautiful, with defined but leaning slender musculature. In that pic he looks like a bloated hillbilly

Honestly, if he lost the beard and wore something a bit tighter fitting, he wouldn't look so bad at R2

Op his career is in the shitter, you say?

It's too bad Hollywood no longer makes sexy romantic comedies. He'd be ideal as an unconventional male lead.

Is R2 recent pic? Wow, he's changed.

R8 It's from last year, but yeah pretty recent.

I think the beard was for a movie. Outlaw King? He's still plenty stunning under all that

Big gorgeous cock

Yes r11. It should be happy birthday to Aaron’s 30 cm

He's the lead in Christopher Nolan's "Tenet," which was supposed to be the biggest film this summer, but has now been pushed back because of COVID.

It's weird to me he's been mostly movies only, since that's neither where the money or the exposure is right now.

Actually, scratch that: he's not the lead in "Tenet"--the lead is John David Washington.

But Taylor-Johnson does have an important role.

[quote] He's the hotness. Why is his career in the shitter?

Because he's a favorite of the kinds of people who only have tired catch phrases to offer.

Bump to yesterday's B-day boy.

....tumbleweeds....

Is his wife managing his career?

Too bad he’s uncut...

Uglier women are thought of less likely to cheat in a long- term relationship according to straight men.

Has he ever shown his full ass in a photo?

Seems to be the best I can find

[R22]Thanks!Nothing wrong with that.Worth a wank or two.

[quote]Too bad he’s uncut...

are you sure? He's Jewish. Not impossible but not very likely. That pic it's hard to see if that's the ridge of his head or foreskin.

He still works quite often. I'm not entirely sure why he wasn't, but I think he'd seem like a bigger star if his version of Quicksilver had been in more of the Marvel Movies.

TERRIBLE actor. Dime a dozen.

Looks cut unless the wife directed him to pull back the foreskin to appeal to a larger number of American audience members.

It’s not her age, it’s that she looks like a blonde Shelley Duvall. Straight British men have odd tastes: Victoria Beckham, Kerry Katona, and Jessie J are considered beauties. Alan Rickman and Jason Isaacs are Frau wet dreams but are married to ugly women. Look at John Lennon. Maybe these guys are deeper than we are.

Also, in the UK, this woman is considered a supermodel.

He looks better now than he did when he was younger. He’s always been sexy but the more mature him is wayyy sexier.

I wish he was in more stuff.

[quote]I wish he was in more stuff.

I wish he was in more stuff I wanted to see. How was "A Million Little Pieces"?

It was unwatchable. Turned it off halfway through.

Was it really intrinsic to the plot of Nocturnal Animals to show him taking a shit? Kinda spoiled the fantasy.

He is one fucking hot man, and he's not even my type, but he sure sexy!

He seems passive about his career. Content with indies directed by mommy-wife? Not thirsty for Hollywood? WTF is going on with him?

[quote] Was it really intrinsic to the plot of Nocturnal Animals to show him taking a shit?

Yes. It was part of my masturbatory... er, I mean, uh, part of my [italic]artistic[/italic] vision!

[quote] Kinda spoiled the fantasy.

What are you talking about? That [italic]was[/italic] my fantasy!