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Edward Holcroft should be the next Bond

He has a great body, he's a terrific actor, and he's possible the best looking man in England.

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by Anonymousreply 132September 2, 2020 6:36 PM

Not really.

by Anonymousreply 1June 13, 2020 2:42 PM

Possibly, Not possible.

Why did spell check get that one wrong?

by Anonymousreply 2June 13, 2020 2:44 PM

Beady eyes. Hard pass.

by Anonymousreply 3June 13, 2020 2:50 PM

Never heard of him - not that that matters. Has a pierced ear - hot a good look for Bond. I want an Asian trans woman thanks.

by Anonymousreply 4June 13, 2020 2:51 PM

This is DL, R3

OP is a DL cliché.

by Anonymousreply 5June 13, 2020 2:52 PM

I like Edward Holcroft a lot be he has a distractingly asymmetrical face which will probably prevent him from getting big roles like Bond.

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by Anonymousreply 6June 13, 2020 2:53 PM

Looks too young.

by Anonymousreply 7June 13, 2020 2:54 PM

“Hell to the NO!”

by Anonymousreply 8June 13, 2020 2:54 PM

You don't find him just a bit too Steve Coogan-ish, OP?

by Anonymousreply 9June 13, 2020 2:54 PM

[quote] Beady eyes.

This.

by Anonymousreply 10June 13, 2020 2:54 PM

The "eyes" have it. Canceled as Bond. Next...

by Anonymousreply 11June 13, 2020 2:56 PM

Great name though. Like it.

by Anonymousreply 12June 13, 2020 3:00 PM

Not attractive. Rufus Sewell should be the next James Bond.

by Anonymousreply 13June 13, 2020 3:03 PM

I don't think so.

by Anonymousreply 14June 13, 2020 3:05 PM

He looks like a Mr Potato Head with a developmental disorder.

by Anonymousreply 15June 13, 2020 3:06 PM

“the best looking man in England” ... a low bar

by Anonymousreply 16June 13, 2020 3:07 PM

Jolie laide trying to pass as classically handsome. Just no.

by Anonymousreply 17June 13, 2020 3:08 PM

Does he work second-rate gypsy carnivals as Chris Evans? He looks like it.

by Anonymousreply 18June 13, 2020 3:09 PM

I think he's pretty. But is there actually going to be a "next Bond" anytime soon? Daniel Craig doesn't seem to want to let go just yet.

by Anonymousreply 19June 13, 2020 3:10 PM

HOW VERY DARE YOU OP!

The next bond is Romesh Ranganathan!

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by Anonymousreply 20June 13, 2020 3:12 PM

R19 = idiot

The next Bond is his last Bond, it was publicized everywhere before they bumped the film to fall because of the plague.

by Anonymousreply 21June 13, 2020 3:14 PM

Laith Ashley for Bond! Jane Bond!

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by Anonymousreply 22June 13, 2020 3:26 PM

Anyone who thinks the next Bond won't be a person of color is ... not paying attention.

by Anonymousreply 23June 13, 2020 3:26 PM

Some how he managed to be rather attractive despite his facial proportion being off kilter. His eyes are too close together for one.

by Anonymousreply 24June 13, 2020 3:31 PM

Bland. James Bland.

by Anonymousreply 25June 13, 2020 3:31 PM

His eyes are too close together. He should get that corrected.

by Anonymousreply 26June 13, 2020 3:41 PM

^^ Yeah, with an axe!

by Anonymousreply 27June 13, 2020 4:04 PM

Pay attention! From the mouths of Broccolis...

[quote]“For better or worse, we are the custodians of this character. We take that responsibility seriously.” Barbara Broccoli

[quote]“You think of him as being from Britain or the Commonwealth, but Britain is a very diverse place,” Wilson says.

[quote]There are certain things the duo appears open to considering, and other conversations that are nonstarters, when it comes to selecting the next Bond. “He can be of any color, but he is male,” says Broccoli. “I believe we should be creating new characters for women — strong female characters. I’m not particularly interested in taking a male character and having a woman play it. I think women are far more interesting than that.”

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by Anonymousreply 28June 13, 2020 4:06 PM

fans wont accept a 'diverse' Bond....

by Anonymousreply 29June 13, 2020 4:11 PM

If Holcroft’s eyes were any closer together he would be a cyclops.

by Anonymousreply 30June 13, 2020 4:18 PM

They’re practically conjoined.

by Anonymousreply 31June 13, 2020 4:28 PM

He does look like he has a stick up his butt and, suitably serious because of it. So, maybe.

by Anonymousreply 32June 13, 2020 6:38 PM

His sex scene with Ben Whishaw in London Spy was crazy hot

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by Anonymousreply 33June 13, 2020 6:48 PM

[quote] and he's possible the best looking man in England.

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by Anonymousreply 34June 13, 2020 7:04 PM

Hot.

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by Anonymousreply 35June 13, 2020 7:36 PM

I'm with you, OP. I mentioned him in the "Who should play James Bond?" thread. I think he's a better choice than most of the guys who have been named like James Norton, Idris Elba, Tom Hardy, and Richard Madden.

by Anonymousreply 36June 13, 2020 8:23 PM

THIS is your new James Bond.

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by Anonymousreply 37June 13, 2020 11:06 PM

R35 that’s Ryan Kwanten from True Blood, you blind bat

by Anonymousreply 38June 13, 2020 11:34 PM

Edward Patrick Holcroft (born 23 June 1987) is an English film, television and stage actor. He is best known for his roles in the Kingsman film franchise and in the television series Wolf Hall (2015), London Spy (2015), and Alias Grace (2017).

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by Anonymousreply 39June 14, 2020 12:13 AM

What about Oliver Jackson Cohen?

by Anonymousreply 40June 14, 2020 2:38 AM

Jackson Cohen would be good, too

by Anonymousreply 41June 14, 2020 4:07 AM

Holcroft's got beady eyes that are too close together.

Jackson Cohen is creepy looking.

by Anonymousreply 42June 14, 2020 4:09 AM

[Quote] Jackson Cohen is creepy looking.

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by Anonymousreply 43June 14, 2020 4:11 AM

Sorry, his smile weirds me out. Especially after The Invisible Man.

by Anonymousreply 44June 14, 2020 4:15 AM

He's 32 and he's already graying. No thank you. I much prefer Oliver Jackson Cohen or James Norton to be the next Bond.

by Anonymousreply 45June 14, 2020 4:16 AM

James Norton doesn't do it for me

by Anonymousreply 46June 14, 2020 4:19 AM

Jackson Cohen played a convincing junkie in Hill House. I can't see him playing Bond, unless Bond was falling apart.

by Anonymousreply 47June 14, 2020 4:27 AM

Nick Hoult for Bond!

by Anonymousreply 48June 14, 2020 4:30 AM

I thought Edward Holcroft was a trader from Bristol whose statue was disrespectfully brown into the sewer.

by Anonymousreply 49June 14, 2020 4:32 AM

This beady eyed twink looks like a minor Bond henchman that would get killed half way through the movie.

by Anonymousreply 50June 14, 2020 4:34 AM

[Quote] Jackson Cohen played a convincing junkie in Hill House. I can't see him playing Bond, unless Bond was falling apart.

What odd logic you employ.

by Anonymousreply 51June 14, 2020 4:42 AM

There’s not going to be another Bond for a LONG time, and when there is, it’s not going to be a white guy.

by Anonymousreply 52June 14, 2020 5:06 AM

Dr. Who, maybe. But Bond? No.

And that earring just ruins whatever potential he had.

by Anonymousreply 53June 14, 2020 5:10 AM

He has such interesting, tiny eyes.

by Anonymousreply 54June 14, 2020 6:41 AM

I remember his character having to take a bath because of a dirty ass when Ben Whishaw first tried topping him in “London Spy.”

It was supposed to be the character’s first time bottoming, but it’s the only thing I can think about now when I see this actor.

by Anonymousreply 55June 14, 2020 6:42 AM

No one under 80 cares about James Bond. lol

by Anonymousreply 56June 14, 2020 6:47 AM

His face is too difficult to photograph. His nose is as long as Ernest Thesiger's.

The Bond role belongs to Cavill, Henry Cavill.

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by Anonymousreply 57June 14, 2020 8:26 AM

Nose, too long.

Bond belongs to Cavill, Henry Cavill.

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by Anonymousreply 58June 14, 2020 8:28 AM

But Cavill can't covincingly play straight and also has too many rumors to be taken seriously.

by Anonymousreply 59June 14, 2020 8:52 AM

*convincingly, sorry

by Anonymousreply 60June 14, 2020 8:53 AM

He needs a long nose to keep the eyes to crashing in the middle

by Anonymousreply 61June 14, 2020 9:08 AM

Cavill is a terrible actor. And he got so big that he always look like he is exploding out of his suits, not a good look for Bond.

by Anonymousreply 62June 14, 2020 9:09 AM

Now that bond has a daughter, what happens if they cast a black Bond? Will they have to recast the daughter too for subsequent movies ?

by Anonymousreply 63June 14, 2020 9:27 AM

Quit your trolling.

by Anonymousreply 64June 14, 2020 9:36 AM

Holcroft photographed very well in "London Spy."

by Anonymousreply 65June 14, 2020 9:37 AM

The next bond must be a transwoman of color. Also, we don't care if no one will go to see the movie.

by Anonymousreply 66June 14, 2020 9:44 AM

He’s got a compelling look, and maybe he’s more appealing in action (as opposed to the still photos here).

He’s not Bond material, but he’s not hideous.

by Anonymousreply 67June 14, 2020 2:03 PM

Bond has to be a guy you can imagine pressing you up against a wall, slipping his hand under your skirt and inserting two fingers inside you.

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by Anonymousreply 68June 14, 2020 2:28 PM

I like that Babs B. took what was considered 'a big risk' with Daniel Craig and it paid off. Here's the latest news...

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by Anonymousreply 69June 14, 2020 2:58 PM

Is Cohen hairier than Brosnan and Connery combined? Someone should rank the Bonds by hirsuteness

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by Anonymousreply 70June 14, 2020 3:14 PM

Bradley James !

by Anonymousreply 71June 14, 2020 3:14 PM

His eyes are too close together. Handsome

by Anonymousreply 72June 14, 2020 3:19 PM

Love to see Rupert Friend get the role .

by Anonymousreply 73June 14, 2020 4:00 PM

Friend is too fey

by Anonymousreply 74June 14, 2020 4:50 PM

Holcroft has a nice body

by Anonymousreply 75June 14, 2020 8:39 PM

[quote]There’s not going to be another Bond for a LONG time, and when there is, it’s not going to be a white guy.

There you go. Jackson-Cohen is an Arabic Jew but white-adjacent enough to not cause the racist Boomer fanboys to have a collective meltdown over his casting.

And his rumored ex Jack Bannon would make a great Q.

by Anonymousreply 76June 14, 2020 9:24 PM

^ what's this about Jack Bannon and Jackson-Cohen?!

by Anonymousreply 77June 14, 2020 9:58 PM

It's just an Internet rumor, based on them posting IG stories of hanging out/hanging all over each other last summer and following each other when they met at some fashion show - I believe OJC pinned one of the stories of them drunkenly sharing a carousel horse to his IG profile - and Jack is rumored to be gay and still was leaving OJC "you're so hot" kinds of comments as of March 2019. OJC has been publicly single for over a year and a half now, Jack supposedly had a boyfriend that he posted about on social media but he deleted a few things when they broke up.

by Anonymousreply 78June 14, 2020 10:04 PM

As of March 2020 I meant.

by Anonymousreply 79June 14, 2020 10:06 PM

I hope we get a gay Bond!

by Anonymousreply 80June 14, 2020 10:47 PM

Sexy

by Anonymousreply 81June 14, 2020 10:56 PM

Here, here!

by Anonymousreply 82June 15, 2020 12:19 AM

As I watched the Netflix series THE ENGLISH GAME I thought he would be interesting as Bond, but he's a mumbler.

by Anonymousreply 83June 15, 2020 1:12 AM

Yes I remembered his mumbling from London Spy, but I’d thought that was just the character.

I will just add that I would be shocked if anyone other than Oliver Jackson-Cohen is chosen. He has the right career trajectory, he’s handsome but in that rugged type way that straight men are comfortable with, and it seems like he’s be amenable with the requisite amount of whoring needed to carry a major franchise these days. Holfcroft on the other hand is extremely private and doesn’t have a public social media account.

by Anonymousreply 84June 15, 2020 1:47 AM

Tom Bateman would be a good choice

by Anonymousreply 85June 15, 2020 2:39 AM

[quote]Bond has to be a guy you can imagine pressing you up against a wall, slipping his hand under your skirt and inserting two fingers inside you.

R68 Uh, no, that's Don Draper. Bond is a gentleman.

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by Anonymousreply 86June 15, 2020 5:19 AM

Tom Cullen should be the next Bond

by Anonymousreply 87June 15, 2020 7:42 PM

Bump. James Bump.

by Anonymousreply 88June 22, 2020 6:35 PM

He looks like Putin.

by Anonymousreply 89June 22, 2020 6:41 PM

Loved Holcroft in The English Game with his long hair and beard. Very handsome.

by Anonymousreply 90June 22, 2020 6:43 PM

He's ugly. his eyes are too close together!

by Anonymousreply 91June 22, 2020 6:59 PM

He's extremely handsome, the eyes are not that close together, and if you look at his work in The English Game, Kingsman, and London Spy, it's clear he acts well in very different roles.

I would prefer a female Bond though. That would really rock the Trumpers.

by Anonymousreply 92June 22, 2020 7:14 PM

I honestly flinched at the photo at r57. WOW that is a weird face. There's no way in hell he could be Bond.

by Anonymousreply 93June 22, 2020 8:09 PM

[quote]He looks like Putin.

I see a resemblance to Matthias Schoenaerts.

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by Anonymousreply 94June 22, 2020 10:02 PM

^ They do look alike!

by Anonymousreply 95June 22, 2020 10:26 PM

r55 oh that's what the bath was about. I was sort of confused about why he would take a bath in someone else's house. For cleaning out I'd assume that a shower would be prefered. Learn something new every day.

I feel in lust with Edward in Kingsman but fell in love with him and his sexy body in London Spy (I hate that title).

by Anonymousreply 96June 23, 2020 12:20 AM

[quote]I remember his character having to take a bath because of a dirty ass when Ben Whishaw first tried topping him in “London Spy.” It was supposed to be the character’s first time bottoming, but it’s the only thing I can think about now when I see this actor.

To drive home the fact that Alex (Holcroft) didn't know how to wash his ass there's the scene where Whishaw's Danny meets Alex's mother he tells her he knew her son was inexperience in part because "things were dirty when it should be clean."

by Anonymousreply 97June 23, 2020 1:46 AM

He could play a Bond villain, but never Bond.

by Anonymousreply 98June 23, 2020 1:22 PM

Oh lord, I skipped through too much of that show. I need to watch it again on Netflix.

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by Anonymousreply 99June 24, 2020 4:31 AM

Hot!

by Anonymousreply 100June 24, 2020 10:07 PM

God no, Bond isn't supposed to look 'special'.

by Anonymousreply 101June 25, 2020 12:55 AM

I think he's tremendous.

by Anonymousreply 102June 25, 2020 1:05 AM

He loves his costars.

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by Anonymousreply 103June 26, 2020 10:02 PM

NO!

Give it a rest for a minute.

by Anonymousreply 104June 26, 2020 10:37 PM

Did he tap Miss Egerton?

by Anonymousreply 105June 27, 2020 12:45 AM

Hopefully

by Anonymousreply 106June 27, 2020 4:31 PM

When are they announcing the new Bond?

by Anonymousreply 107July 6, 2020 4:42 AM

weak title for the bond movie, I predict it will flop due to that....

by Anonymousreply 108July 6, 2020 11:28 AM

James Norton is so damn hot, he has the physicality for Bond too

by Anonymousreply 109July 6, 2020 11:41 AM

It would give the Bond/Q relationship an interesting dynamic.

by Anonymousreply 110July 6, 2020 12:13 PM

[quote]When are they announcing the new Bond?

Who the fuck knows? Haven't they been "announcing" it for the past five years?

by Anonymousreply 111July 6, 2020 12:28 PM

He's so sexy.

by Anonymousreply 112July 6, 2020 2:30 PM

r111 they better hurry, I'm not sure how many more fillers Craige's face can handle.

by Anonymousreply 113July 6, 2020 2:34 PM

I find Norton to be unsexy

by Anonymousreply 114July 6, 2020 4:47 PM

Who’s the hottie on Umbrella Academy who plays the gorilla man? HE could play Bond, not this Picasso faced mofo.

by Anonymousreply 115July 6, 2020 10:58 PM

That's Tom Hopper, and he is physically flawless, but he can't act at all.

by Anonymousreply 116July 9, 2020 1:25 AM

When are they announcing the next Bond?

by Anonymousreply 117September 1, 2020 5:02 PM

I find every single actor who has played Bond so far to be unsexy. Edward Holcroft, OTOH, would put my ass in a seat.

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by Anonymousreply 118September 1, 2020 5:10 PM

The next Bond should be Lindsey Graham

by Anonymousreply 119September 1, 2020 10:09 PM

That's Ryan Kwaten from True Blood in that picture, R118.

by Anonymousreply 120September 1, 2020 10:16 PM

Ryan Kwanten is much hotter than Edward Holcroft, but he's an Aussie, so he's out.

by Anonymousreply 121September 1, 2020 10:19 PM

Kwanten is a has-been

by Anonymousreply 122September 1, 2020 10:21 PM

If the Broccolis were smart they would make the new Bond announcement when NO TIME TO DIE is released. An ending and a beginning and all that jazz.

by Anonymousreply 123September 1, 2020 10:31 PM

Another vote for Oliver Jackson Cohen

by Anonymousreply 124September 1, 2020 10:32 PM

R30: He should grow a unibrow to match his uni-eyes.

by Anonymousreply 125September 1, 2020 10:45 PM

the grantchester guy is ok by moi

by Anonymousreply 126September 2, 2020 2:28 AM

He looks like someone ran a photo of Kristen Bell through one of those gender swap apps. They are surely descended from the same family of possums.

by Anonymousreply 127September 2, 2020 3:05 AM

Let's see his body. SHOW US!!!

by Anonymousreply 128September 2, 2020 3:28 AM

Here are some of Esquires guesses with my thoughts:

Robert Pattinson - hell to the no

Paul Mescal - too ugly

Harry Styles - hell to the no

Tom Hardy - too well-known, too old

Idris Elba - see Tom Hardy

James Norton - not a bad choice but there's something slightly "off" to me

Sam Heughan - no.

Jack Lowden - me likey

Michael B Jordan - too American

Richard Madden - okay

Riz Ahmed - not butch enough

Tom Hiddleston - Just no

Daniel Kaluuya - too ugly

Henry Cavill - God no

Aidan Turner - not bad

Damien Lewis - too old

John Boyega - no

Henry Golding - me likey

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by Anonymousreply 129September 2, 2020 4:07 AM

WOW R129 I think this is the first time I've 100% agreed with anyone's Bond candidates list assessment, it's a Christmas Miracle in September. Jack Lowden and Henry Golding both really do check all the boxes perfectly - right age range, right fame level, tall and handsome but believable as spies who can blend in, both likable and with broad appeal, both with some action movie and romcom experience. I have a slight preference for Henry as I think he's really charismatic, but if the Broccolis simply cannot abide a nonwhite Bond, I wouldn't be mad if they went with Jack.

by Anonymousreply 130September 2, 2020 4:49 AM

I like the Henry Golding option, however, being that for the next 20 years every single movie villain will either be Russian or Chinese, he won’t work, especially as someone who works for her majesty’s secret servicr.

by Anonymousreply 131September 2, 2020 5:03 AM

I feel like having the villain and the protagonist be played by actors from similar ethnic backgrounds is generally not an action film franchise dealbreaker.

by Anonymousreply 132September 2, 2020 6:36 PM
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