Where do farts go?

OP, holding it in means that it travels back up inside your body and escapes through your mouth.

The ether.

Where do broken farts go? Can they find their way home?

To the bunker under the White House OP.

What are farts?

To Pismo Beach, Rose!

Are you the same guy who asked if a man swallows cum, does he ejaculate it out?

R1 Eeeew, that’s gross

Don’t you love farts?

My fault, I fear.

I thought that you’d want what I want,

Sorry, my dear...

sometimes i can't control my pooter at night.

There's a beautiful farm in upstate New York with lots of room to run around and play.

Same place car exhaust goes. Into the atmosphere. I recall a buddy of mine we're at his house sprawled out on two sofas. And we're both gassy. Great.

All farts go to fart heaven :)

The island of lost farts.

The gassy knoll in the sky...

Do you believe that the Federal Government paid millions in Grant money for the study of cow's farts on the O zone layer?

I farted into my vacuum cleaner yesterday and sucked up a live fly as well

Where do farts go?

Fart heaven, Mama.

What if I tongue-punched you in the fart box? Would it come out the other end?

You can lick my asshole anytime, r19!

Hopefully up my nose and mouth.

Ac do u get off on that?

They collectively gather until their mass causes a

TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE FART

^^^^ that's using your noggin!

We’re in this together

We can send them somewhere specific?

Yippee!

Do u really felch??

They go to the Museum O' Fart.

Sleep on your stomach or your side, OP

To the Moon where there can be a total eclipse of the fart.

The same place as broken hearts.

R30 and R31 clearly did not look at other posts above them........

I'm getting lazy, r32.

You're right.

But they did, r16, the Feds really did!

Where do sharts go?

Come on baby light my farts......

The farts gather just under the ceiling. You need to open a window and let them escape. Otherwise, the whole house could blow. Oh, they’ll say it was a “gas leak,” but they don’t want to Cayuse a panic.

Look it up.

I send my farts to Goodwill.

All farts go to Heaven, where they contribute to global warming. You're emitting greenhouse gasses, including the menace of methane!

Nitrogen: 20-90%

Hydrogen: 0-50% (flammable)

Carbon dioxide: 10-30%

Oxygen: 0-10%

Methane: 0-10% (flammable)

Farts go on your telly!

Open a new window, open a new door....

A lady fed her family bean casserole. New recipe.

"What is this?" asked her husband.

"Beef hearts," replied the wife.

"They taste like beans to me," said the husband.

"Well," said the wife, "there'll beef hearts in the morning."

If you don't release them, they go back inside you, and one day you'll explode. And won't THAT be embarrassing!

If you are smelling it, then in goes in your nose, down to your lungs and into your blood stream, the blood carries it to your brain and hence the term, brain fart.

They're collected and sent to the Willy Wonka candy factory where Oompa Loompas convert them for various candy treats, namely the Fizzy Lifting Drinks. Steer clear of the Scratch and Sniff display just outside the bathroom beyond the chocolate pump.

he who smelt it, dealt it

Gays find farts hilarious and can discuss and demonstrate them ad nauseum. How are lesbians about them?.

Lesbians don't fart. We are above that.

Fanny farts?

Lesbians QUEEF.

Up your nostrils to infect you with Covid.

He who farts in church sits in his own pew.

Every time you fart an angel loses its wings.

Farting is Satanic.

I thought it was every time you fart a devil gets its horns.

When you fart the Fart Fairy comes to catch your fart.

Only low class people have anuses.

I LOVE low class people.

[quote]When you fart the Fart Fairy comes to catch your fart.

She puts the fart in a Tupperware container and adds it to her collection. When she has sufficient, she releases them above Trump's bed in the middle of the night, so he can gently be reminded of the olfactory awfulness of Melania's prolapsed pussy. Mmmmmm!

Just how many tupperware containers does this fairy have?

My mom was in a cult and told me shitting is Satanic