Anderson Cooper With Child

The child looks horrified. Maybe he knows how stars get kids for publicity.

Anderson looks like a fag in that picture.

Anderson is so cute. A blue eyed blue vein albino daddy. He looks more like an uncle though.

Is he aware that he can also market the child via the pageant circuit?

Swirl

The baby looks fake. Like it's made out of rubber.

For comparison: here is Anderson as a baby, photographed by Diane Arbus.

Cute baby, cute dad.

[quote] He looks more like an uncle though.

#guncle

R5, my first thought.

He’s a cute little bugger, though.

His baby looks like Brendan Gleeson as Churchill.

None of us have actually SEEN this alleged baby in person, and this photograph is making me doubt his existence.

Surprised Anderson never got his teeth fixed.

OP - Are you really asking us if the baby is ugly like his father? The answer is yes, 1000 times yes.

The baby looks like ALT...is the kid bi-racial?

Baby looks so alert.

Also, his widdle outfit reminds me of a dong sock. Are the baby’s legs in there? Or is there extra fabric hanging over Andy’s arm. It’s weird.

And here’s the other puzzle. They have the same shade skin, but Anderson looks albino and the baby looks biracial how can that be?

I still don’t understand why a 52 year old whore would want a new born baby. He’ll be in a walker by the time gets to college!!

I bet you the surrogate is a dark Latina!

R17: Undertones. Anderson has pink undertones. The baby has tan undertones...

Anderson's nose will soon droop towards his lips.

The kid already has a receding hairline

I can’t really tell if the baby looks like Anderson. Can we put some glasses on him?

I think the baby looks like Anderson's mom.

I don't think he will end up keeping the kid, he's just not suited for fatherhood. He should relinquish in the next year or two before there's any further bonding.

r24 That actually makes a lot of sense, he does look like her.

That kid looks a lot like his mother.

How is his non-legal non-romantic coparenting with his ex going?

Mazel! No wonky eye!

The baby looks like Frank Black.

....

[quote] That kid looks a lot like his mother.

I don't see Andy Cohen in that pic though????

Isn’t Anderson one of those ~but my privacy~ celebs? Naturally his first reaction is to run to People to be on the cover. What a shameless fool.

[quote]How is his non-legal non-romantic coparenting with his ex going?

They may not be back together but you can't tell me they're not still fucking.

That baby is definitely Indian or Laytian.

Why do gay men in their 50s want suddenly to parent an infant?

R22- maybe he's Benjamin Button

I didn't think People was highbrow enough for Anderson Cooper. he's got that trashy side to him

R36: They are staring at their mortality and want a part of themselves to leave behind?

R36, in Anderson's case at least, perhaps he wanted to have an heir? Without Wyatt, who would get his fortune once he passes on?

Peter Barton??

Anderson could leave the rest of his money to Rafael Alencar. He's already paid him a small fortune.

R40, what makes me love your post is that I'm the person who created the Peter Barton thread.

That baby has old man eyes. Maybe an old soul. Maybe a demon.

How many nannies does he have? He works a lot.

It's cuter than Andy Cohen's weird looking child.

Anderson lost his fucking mind when his beloved mother died, just as I predicted he would. His whole life was focused around Gloria. I knew he'd go off the deep end and do something crazy like adopt a baby.

I predicted it all years ago as if I were Jeane Dixon.

R22 It's called a widow's peak.

[quote] Surprised Anderson never got his teeth fixed.

The baby's?

Ugglee Beebee

R46, and I bet he’s going to want to recreate that kind of suffocating closeness with this baby and it will backfire spectacularly.

Hopefully he doesn’t try that.

R37, it surprised me that he’d go with such a a lowbrow debut. (I find it disappointing when old money goes pandering.)

People is basically a giant press release.

He's so happy

They had some pics of him and his ex with the baby.

The baby looks like Janet Jackson somehow.

Can they not take a real picture anymore?? That looks so photoshopped

Cute baby, but I’ve never understood the widespread attraction to Anderson...

He’s no Ben Cohen!

GET IN MY BELLY!

The baby is just breathtaking!

It pains me to admit, but Ben (at R57) is actually a much cuter baby. Ben is very photogenic.

Of course, with THAT as a single parent to contend with...

Poor Ben.

People needs to get a new Baby Photographer.

Is that the Star Child?

Anderson looks like a proud lesbian grandma in that pic.

Why couldn't they choose a better picture? Maybe one of Anderson smiling without teeth.

Hot strong biceps on Anderson!

I'd like to talk to you today about reverse mortgages.

All babies look the same to me to be honest. But if that grows up to look like Anderson he'll be one fine looking man. Anderson was stunning when he was younger, I'd still take him in a heartbeat now

R36 I'm in my 50's and parenting an infant is about the last thing I'd want to do. I honestly couldnt think of anything worse, luckily my partner is of like mind. I dont mind other people's kids for a couple hours or something, cos you can hand em back. I've never had the slightest desire to be a parent, like you I just dont get it.

But what some of you are forgetting is that these queens are not typical single parents. They have a full time staff to handle all the little things and care for the child. So it really is like having a pet.

Yeah, the baby looks white-adjacent. Anybody knows if the mom is latino?

Tight t-shirt to show off his bicep.

THIRSTY

Anderson is the parent and Ben is Uncle Bottom, except in this case he has to be Uncle Power Top.

yikes

R69 yeah you're right. Its not a world I know anything about.

Anderson has Spanish ancestry on his mother's maternal side.

I think he and Ben are back together as a couple, but they don't want to announce it in case it doesn't work out. And the only reason Ben is back is because Gloria is out of the picture. There was no room for anyone else in Anderson's life while the dragon lady was still alive.

Now the three of them can thrive together as a family.

These artificial babies come out looking strange

He has his father's eyes.

The baby is as cute as button, but.... I've said this before, I'll say it again, one of the perks of being gay is no matter what happens in my boudoir, nine months later, a squalling baby won't show up.

"as a button"

Son's out, guns out!

Yowza Zaddy, pank me!

Nothing says "thrilled to be a new parent" quite like showing off your gains to the gays on the cover of PEOPLE magazine....

Is Wyatt wearing Ben Cohen's hand me downs in the photo shoot?

Is Anderson a bottom. Does he squeal when being impaled by the Corsican?

r83 I can't see him being a top so probably

Cooper is a world famous bottom. In Hell's Kitchen and Brazil.

Photoshopped to the point where neither look as they do in real life., and not in a good way.

Charles Laughton, another gay.

Baby = 1/2 Brazilian.

I will never understand DL's weird obsession with the thoroughly uninteresting, self-promoting heiress, Miss Anderson Cooper...

And his looks. Which no longer even scrape the bottom margin of AWG.

LOOK at that cover photo. He resembles Mrs. Beasley, Buffy's beloved doll from "Family Affair."

That baby looks like Winston Churchill! Also, whats up with gay men mostly having/adopting boys?

I this is the creepiest part of it. Imagine fatter son time 18 years from now. Of course both Anderson and that other one ...ugh Cohen could be dead in 18 years.

Cooper will be 71 by the time his son enters college. Cohen will be around the same age.

Money and material needs aside: these selfish men are doing their kids a terrible disservice. Children deserve their parents' energy, vitality, and focus as they grow, not doddering old people in decline. It's unfair.

r90 Don't most people want boys?

Single gay men like their own little boy because, you know. Decent homosexual couples who attempt to mimic married life usually purchase both girl and boy babies.

Anderson's baby has the exact same face as young Leonardo DiCaprio (Basketball Diaries-era). And you can see a groove above the nose where the forehead muscles join; so he's gonna have that same vertical forehead dent as Anderson (and Leo).