Matthew Perry Needs Help

Definitely in need of a good bra. Has he had a facelift?

His face look better in fact.

[QUOTE] His face look better in fact.

Only because there’s more fat.

Well...

He looks like an old man beyond his years. He's the extreme opposite of a celebrity who gets too much plastic surgery and is too thin - both are unhealthy and not normal.

He has all the resources in the world to get the best help available.

He doesn't want help.

He actually has a chin here!

A girdle and a decent bra would do wonders.

cabelas realness

He wants his big titties free and flapping, you've got to respect it.

So do I R10. But they’re 40EE and I think I’d get a blackeye or a ticket!

yummy!!!!!!!!!

He probably pulls in $20 million or more per year in Friends money. No sympathy.

Is he playing Fat Monica?

So rich with nothing to do. Some people are incapable of cultivating hobbies, likes, interests.

sexy!!!!!!!

There’s something unsettling about his wrist and fingers. Water retention? Does he have a kidney issue?

Who would have thought David Schwimmer would be the hot one now? Compared to the other two?

Matt may be a blimp but he's still better looking than David.

Leo looks like his brother there. He looks healthier than the previous photo a few months ago. Maybe he stopped the drugs. I see he’s still smoking but he could be doing worse. He is small boned.

Help? He looks like he’s having a grand ol time. He doesn’t have to work. He gets to drink smoke and eat all day long. Signed me up!

he is DEEP into alcoholism

So, how many cameras are actually on you?

He looks awful and sick. I can’t believe that he’s only 50. If he stands beside a 50yo asian guy, that guy would prob look like his son. He needs help

If he'd come out he'd be happy.

Despite his looks, Matthew is the youngest of the Friends cast. I’ve always had a soft spot for him because I know I’d be heavily into drugs/food/alcohol if I were rich and idle, too.

Perry is sad looking. LeBlanc is fat.

Hey! My eyes are up here!

If I had Friends money I’d spend my days eating and drinking too

So you can die as soon as possible, R29?

Spoiler Alert! The Friends reunion is a ruse. It's actually an intervention for Matthew.

I agree with R27. There's a difference. Perry looks like someone who is not well. Rich or not, I actually feel bad for him.

The One with the Moobs

[QUOTE] There's a difference. Perry looks like someone who is not well. Rich or not, I actually feel bad for him.

Yes, you can be fat and still look healthy. This is not that.

Why do people not have sympathy for others just because they have money? Does money look like it’s made this guy happy? If money made people happy, there would be no wealthy alcoholics or drug addicts. If money could cure addiction there would be no wealthy addicts.

Matt and Matthew now have bigger boobs than Jennifer and Courtney

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[QUOTE] Why do people not have sympathy for others just because they have money?

Because R35 they think he’s got all the money and free time in the world to eat healthy and workout whenever he wants, so he has no right to be overweight.

Looks like a cast member of the Mama June show

r39 more like her dealer now.

R38

No, he has every right to be overweight, he has no right to wear clothing that, not only empathizes it, but makes it look worse.

How did he let himself go with all that Friends money?

r29, but you'd wear nice clothes wouldn't you. Button down shirt and a jacket could hide that body.

You can always tell when an alchy started drinking again if they’re smoking. Drunks who go back to drinking also go right back to smoking

R44 So that is a cigarette clutched in his puffy fingers.

This is the whole point of fuck you money, so he can lurch around Los Angeles looking like the angel of death at a buffet and not have a care in the world about it.

Good for him! He's living the life he wants.

I used to see him at meetings in LA trying to get clean typically with a sober companion. Haven’t seen him in a long time. He really struggled and I think it started to affect him physically. He is so much better looking in person. Is looks have definitely taken its toll. Sad.

Time to start a Friends death pool? Or would it be an easy guess who goes first?

R46 he’s an alcoholic. If he’s drinking again then he’s living a life of misery. I doubt it’s what he wants.

He looks like he should be wearing a red hat with certain words on it.

He's had drug and alcohol problems for decades.

Yikes! I thought it was Harvey Weinstein's brother.

Schwimmer looks like David Muir's stunt double !

He chunky.

Feel a bit bad mocking him. He’s obviously struggling with something.

He looks unhealthy, and he’s obviously struggling. Reminds me of those photos of Lara Flynn Boyle. Addiction is ugly. I wish him the best.

He looks like someone's bloated uncle

Recent photo of Matt. Uh oh.

I look terrible & out of shape too, so I won’t make fun of him. The stress of the last 4 years has been constant with Trump & rightwing propaganda turning Americans into bloodthirsty morons who pick fights with their own families. Then came lockdown & I gained 10 lbs. My husband was home every day & he picked up lunch & dinner from local restaurants in order to support them. Bad idea. I look so horrible that I can’t stand myself. I’m on Jenny Craig now.

[quote]Has he had a facelift?

Elective surgery is most likely out of the question for a person with health issues as serious as his.

How old was he when he first started having problems with addiction?

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he looks like something pulled out of the river after being missing for 3 weeks on one of the more graphic procedural shows. all slippy bloated gray skin.

You have that much fucking money and you look like that? WTF!

R58 Me, too! Doesn't help that my hubby is a handsome actor who never gains weight and my fat ass gains a pound if I look at food. Let's make a pact to meet back here in a month and have lost that 10 lbs!

The caption to the pic says he's "Going to the pharmacy in Malibu". Meaning, he's only left the house because at the Malibu CVS controlled drugs always have to be picked up in person and not by any third person. So, from this it's clear that he's back on drugs.

How can he still be using? Doesn't he live with a several 24 hour sober companions? I'm sure I read that not too long ago.

I can help!

Now we full-figured gals can have styling, and a full seamless line!

What a sad story, the life of an addict.

He's a stick!

Hey Matt: eat a cheeseburger once in a while!

This is the picture he shared in March 2020.

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[quote] I wear these sometimes to give the illusion that i am smart. Also, they help me see.

Does he still have a colostomy?

Is he sick? I'm not saying it's drugs or alcohol. Or maybe it is. He just looks extremely unhealthy.

Who else is fapping to those tits?

Just you, dear!

He looks so good in that photo at r69. How has he got so much worse in only a few months?

Why did the gay ones let themselves go?

I knew having a lot of money would be a good thing, but I didn't think it could kill me

He looks good in that pic because it's from the neck up, a trick us fat girls have been using for years.

You mean you can get PAID to live with an addict and try to keep them from having?

My childhood skills finally paying off...

^^ using

Men age like milk.

He was very lucky with Friends. Almost all of the other continued their careers, albeit to different degrees. Is there a specific reason as to why he is so miserable?

more money more problems. look at Courtney cox's face.

How many months has he been given to live?

I feel badly for the guy. He looks like my brother, an alcoholic bully who eats and drinks his feelings. I know a little about what happened to my brother for him to have turned out so miserably, but I wonder what happened to MP. This is really sad and I hope he's able to turn it around.

I like having droopy tits.

I like having tits in a droopy t-shirt.

David Schwimmer always was the hawt one. (I like the Jewish mens.)

He's half Canadian and half American so he carries the fatty genes of both countries.

R80 white age like milk. There I fixed it for you

Lots of whites age pretty well. It's the drugs and booze that made him look like shit.

Get a load of the racist at r88.

Keith Morrison is Matthew Perry’s stepfather.

He doesn't look bad for 70.

craZy titties

The latest photo.

Could there BE any more crack?

craZy ass butt cleavage?

Why don’t they leave that poor man alone?

He losing his neck it's becoming one massive chin.

He was living in England for a bit. Couldn't the NHS help him?

Would Daily Mail for the Love of God leave him alone? Are they busy enough with the Kardashians, Royal family and Ben Affleck? This is getting really sad now.

"Keith Morrison is Matthew Perry’s stepfather."

"...but he wasn't counting on the moob prints he left behind. Oh, those PESKY moob prints."

He got major "titty ta-ta's" there.

Who’s down for a titty fuck?

Has he lost weight yet? This public shaming surely has made him see the errors of his food diet.

Poor Matt was not blessed with leading man looks. He never caught my eye and I've always wondered what his appeal is and to whom does he appeal?

R91 Just looked up Keith Morrison. He's the guy from Dateline with the voice who narrates murder mysteries.

R24 Yeah, I don't think that's how it works. At least we know he's of drugs

[QUOTE] Poor Matt was not blessed with leading man looks. He never caught my eye and I've always wondered what his appeal is and to whom does he appeal?

He was attractive enough back in the day.

Could you imagine marrying this and then 20 years later you’re waking up in the morning next to what he is now? I’d be suicidal.

Well, he never did "it" for me.

R109 It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'it' is.

I had a crush on him when I was 16

[quote]Could you imagine marrying this and then 20 years later you’re waking up in the morning next to what he is now?

That happens to SO many people. They marry or get in a relationship with a perfectly nice-looking person and then as the years go by that person turns into an unrecognizable trash pile. But the other person took care of themselves and kept their looks. That has to be hard to deal with.

[quote]Keith Morrison is Matthew Perry's stepfather

John Bennett Perry, the hot AF Old Spice man from the 1970s who has gotten hotter with age, is Matthew's biological father

So how the fuck did his Nut fall so far from the Tree?

I don't know who this old guy is

But his tits are sexy as FUCK

Does he have an ONLY Fans?