Miss Lindsey's breathtaking new hair color

[quote] breathtaking

And yet my breath remains my own.

Simply DIVOON Miss Lindsey-Belle. A stunning color to go with your new festive spring & summer Ungaro collection. Make sure to offset those cargo shorts with a turquoise scout belt. XXXOOOXXX

Well, if this doesn't attract hundreds of new gentleman callers, I don't know what will!

I usually watch the news the sound on mute. When he is talking, I hear his voice as Beverly Leslie in my head.

I'm Fancy!

It's a shade called "Honey Dip," from Garnier Nutrisse! And I am reliably told that it will attract quite a lot of worker bees!

Well I do declah! How charming.

[quote]Trump must have told her he needs something youthful yet firm to grasp!

Well, it's been a while, but I'm game.

Is it a DIY dye job?

It cheers me to see how bloated, waxen, fatigued, and beat down he looks.

He said he was just never lucky enough to find the right girl. This new youthful cut and color should be just the ticket! He looks like a real life Ken doll!!

Fiddle Dee Dee! This will surely distract from the puffy eyes and chin wattles and bring the gentlemen callers around the plantation!

Only her hair dresser knows for sure.

Is Miss Lindsey a beauty school dropout?

Lindsey got his do did. How long before he forgets and leaves the hair rollers in?

Did he shoplift the Honey Dip by Garnier Nutrisse?

[quote] Lindsey (blonde) Graham

For men it’s just “blond”. No “e”. Oh wait...this is Miss Lindsey we’re discussing.

She's never looked lovelier.

Trump's Mini-Me.

Someone needs to tell him that it does NOT make him look younger.

The gal’s from South Carolina. 90% of the women there have Mr Bruce use the same exact color on them. He’s just trying to look like one of the girls.

Someone is going to be extremely disappointed when they lift up her gunt and there's a matted tuft of gray pubes that look like an albino tarantula.

Now Miz Lindsay's the little tow-headed rapscallion he always wanted to be!

I'm a pretty girl, Mama!

Mama June?

Mama Leone?

Mama and the Papa?

I believe it's called "Sunny Lemon Yellow"!

[quote] It cheers me to see how bloated, waxen, fatigued, and beat down he looks.

Here's another photo. Except for the hair, he looks the same to me. Maybe more pale. Under-eye bags more pronounced, maybe.

Miss Clairol and I'm worth it!

Sister Golden Hair

it’s Piss Rinse by L'Oréal, Paris.

He just needs an orange blubbery face to go with!

Lol R22 are we sure it wasn't Truvy?

Why, he looks like a doll!

Bitch stole my look.

He looks so young now that Bryan Singer wants to rape him.

Oh, that's rich Mizz Lindzey. I bet the Donald is going to love it. Now Donny won't have to tell all about you.

He's transitioning into Tammy Wynette.

This barber does not look like he is a color specialist.

He's preparing for his next career as one of the Real Housewives in case he gets voted out.

When the salons are closed and a girl has to get her hair did.

I still hold out hope that he is the one to have a Tell Tale Heart breakdown and spill ALL the Republican tea, in spite of whatever it is that TrumPutin have on him. He knows where all of the bodies are buried and he could quite efficiently take out the entire party.

If he does that, I'll tell him his hair is lovely!

"When a girl isn't pretty like a Miss Atlantic City..."

I am so happy You like! I put the color on hair of Lindsay myself. Yes his carpet hair match the drape of pube. I fix colors for him.

Can he do side eye & a sassy snap?

Y'know, this could be part of a 3-stage process. Next comes the fashion makeover, and stage three is his coming out finally as gay, and nullifying Trump's hold over him. And he can probably convince someone in his home state his political identity has changed as well, in order to avoid the thumping the GOP will get in the 2020 election. Just a thought.

Next he’ll be applying orange bronzer.

Ah'm his inspiration for the new look.

with white raccoon 🦝 eyes?

Ready to do the devil's work!

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!

I think the next step is to get a Mike Brady perm and go full Little Orphan Annie.

And so natural looking, too!

Bless her heart ! (what we say in the south when we really mean Jesus that looks like shit!)

I shall now call him Golden Graham.

Blondes have more fun!

Still not as pretty as I am.

Sassy!

I think Miss Lindsey's up-do looks better than Hogan Gidley's wig.

^ that's 'the Boris Johnson'. It's big now.

He's trying to attract the youth vote.

I think I prefer something more traditional on him.

Ooh I didn't she was into watersports. Miss Lindsey? Miss Nasssty!

Go on, gurl!

Très Chic!

Ladybird, Ladybird, fly away home,

Your house is on fire and your children* will burn.

No. It's called 'Platinum Gerbil' by Miss Clairol.

How would you react when a 64 year old coworker, gay or straight shows up to work with a new golden do? I'm pretty sure I could stifle the nervous, second hand embarrassment laughter. I don't think I could keep my eyes from widening.

Dear goodness. Talk about having lost any sense of self-awareness or capacity for reflection. Does he not remember the tittering he used to leave in his wake back in his adolescence and teen years?

Or has he come to believe his association with Trump's "power" make him feel invincible?

r66 Did someone say "Ladybird?"

The next step.

What if they are so desperate to appease The Tangerine Toddler that it has sunk all the way down to this?

"Hey! I have an idea... Would you like me to dye my hair like yours? Promise me you won't nuke anything if I dye my hair, ok?"

Is that Miss Clairol's "Autumn Mist" or "Daybreak Blonde"?

I Googled, and the shade is actually called "Golden Showers".

Miss Lindsey is clearly humming the theme to the Brady Bunch...

Here's the story of a lovely lady

Who was bringing up three very lovely girls

All of them had hair of gold, like their mother,

The youngest one in curls

...over and over and over!

Reminds me of those nymphs in Fellini’s Satyricon. A day of reckoning is coming for Miss Lyndseybelle…it won’t be pretty.

After the Bible fiasco, Ivanka and Hope Hicks had a sleepover with Daddy and Auntie Lindsey. Well, let's just say that things got carried away.

He went blonde to improve his chances of getting a job on Fox News. Now all he needs is a slutty wardrobe.

Of course he is beaten down. Putin has been blackmailing him for years now. He has to kiss the butthole of a shithead, 24/7. Pretty sickening.

How long before the people of South Carolina vote him out? What has to happen before they do it?

It probably doesn't look so odd under natrual lighting. The Senatrice probably didn't factor the harsh lighting in when he chose a color.

Horrible - I cannot imagine anyone would think dyeing your hair at that age is a good idea.

You just know he has a short thick dildo that he named Donald.

I aways think it will be a pic of L. Lohan on these threads

Even 64 year old natural blondes are no longer blond anymore.

R82 And there's a life sized poster of Plump over Miz Lindsey's bed, the one with Plump's face photoshopped on Stallone's body.

"Owhah, Mr. President, you are so man-leigh! Mah loins are all a-quivery!"

[quote]I aways think it will be a pic of L. Lohan on these threads

Well, one's a LindsEy and the other a LindsAy, so...

[quote] How long before the people of South Carolina vote him out? What has to happen before they do it?

I think that it must be both shiny and gay from space!

Think Pink Y'all

It's DL, and all, so well worth 100 posts on this homosexualist's hair, but please be aware this is from a Republican-controlled Senate hearing designed to legitimize frenzied conspiracy theories.

They are once again "investigating" the "origins" of the Russia investigation.

Here is some super-snarky background if that helps frame these current events.

Plantation Platinum

[quote] Think Pink Y'all

Red is dead,

Blue is through,

Green's obscene,

And brown's to boo!

And there is simply no excuse

For plum or puce!

Or chartreuse!

"Champagne Cobwebs," for when gossamer isn't enough.

'Perfectly Donald'

A golden haired prince..

R91 I said they were to investigate the ORANGES of the Russian investigation.

He asked his beautician for something "menacing" and she gave him the "Dennis the Menace"

It's Cheeto Blonde.

Fiddle-dee-dee! My new tawny tresses will be the talk of this season's cotillion!

I might be Trumpy's asslicker

But Fancy is my NAME!

[quote] Is that Miss Clairol's "Autumn Mist" or "Daybreak Blonde"?

“I’m Sorry Gentlemen, But My Dance Card Is Full”

A bit wordy but Miss Senatrice didn’t come to play.

Lolz y’all. 💇‍♂️

He looks so refreshed. I guess we're supposed to assume its natural?!?!

Now when is Hogan Gidley gonna get a makeover?

She looks stunning and she heard through the girl vine that gentleman caller Brett likes his girls golden! 👩🏼

LOL.

R108, that deserves its own thread!

Why grow old gracefully when you can stay young gracefully?

Does she .. or doesn't she?

Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure!

Looks like Miss Clairol hair color bath #40/Topaz to me!!!

Lemon Meringue so sassy & flirty, it can only be called Lemon Shebang!

A color so shameful that our Lindsay never again has to apply blush!

^Ps: LindsEy is for boys, not pretty girls

Oh come on girls lay off! At least Miss Lindsey's hair colorist did the proper thing for grey or white hair; went lighter instead of sticking to shades of darker brunette. PM Trudeau's hairdresser ought to reach out for tips in that area.

Face it; after about middle forties or so it is time to kiss all dark brunette shades good-bye. Even neutral medium brown can be too harsh for aging persons.

On a more practical note blondes have a much easier time dealing with grey or white hair, just ask Hillary Clinton.....

At his age, he could just use a nice blue rinse.

It suits him as it does most mousey grey- haired gays. I see many guys in Palm Springs going platinum now.

The bend and snap..

It’s the sun that did it!

Does this shade of blonde accentuate the ladybugs?