The DL Riots

Dollar stores

Tiffany

Well, I'd planned on hitting the St. John store in Palm Desert because you can never go wrong with St. John. But the county is under curfew starting at 6 pm so I shan't be going.

Baskin-Robbins

me? Ben and Jerry's and the pet store!

Cinnabon

The Comfort Zone

Under Armour

Caftans-R-Us of course!

The Olive Garden!

Aldi

Dollar Tree

We should loot the Piggly Wiggly for some Red Dragon cheese

Pottery Barn gangs will clash with Restoration Hardware gangs and an epic slap-fest will break out.

The M&M store in TImes Square.

The fat "Whaaaattt???" queen from Jaws will be kneeling in the middle of the street, looking skyward and sobbing that Souplantation no longer exists.

I need a feathered hat for the baby.

R12 = Jessica Tandy

There would definitely be a violent attack on Bath & Body Works & their collection of scented candles.

Is it true that police are deploying Bath & Body Works fragrance bombs to disperse protestors?

Let's raid Best Buy. Golden Girls DVD for everyone!

Any home of the Kardashians.

I’m following her.

One more word out of you, R19 and you get the Pumpkin Spice scent bomb right to the face!!

^ Can we trash a bunch of Kylie's lip kits?

You people are going to traumatize those poor shopbottoms.

The homes of closeted, bearded celebrities

^ Can we trash a bunch of Kylie's lip kits?

That requires busting into Ulta & they are guarded by a fierce army of Karens armed with copious amounts of mousse & styling paste, so enter at your own risk

I didn’t know you could use guns instead of coupons?

Shopbottoms or shopsbottom?

Home Depot

Elmira Gulch’s Earrings and Bicycle Shoppe!

Mr. Pinky's Hefty Hideaway

Sur La Table and Apple stores. Until they notice the buttocks on that cop...yummmm

BIRD bakery

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Trader Joe's

R36 - you are right. Wish you were a straight dude and I was a straight woman, but hey, we can still meet in the frozen aisle for some of that salted caramel ice cream and commiserate.

Adult novelty stores

Home Goods

Beeline for the pound cake aisle at Dollar Tree.

Fashion Bug

Lover's Lane. Victoria's Secret. All the cool places.

Datalounge was established only three years after the '92 LA riots!😲

Dress Barn.

[quote]Is it true that police are deploying Bath & Body Works fragrance bombs to disperse protestors?

I can help with that!

Well we know we won't be seeing anyone on DL in the feminine hygiene aisle at Target.

I draw the line at this. I'm going home.

What the hell, is DL a bunch of maiden aunts? Where are the Tasteful Friends? The CLASS that DL queens claim to have?

I'd like to loot David Muir's underwear drawer

Can we start looting at Lindsey Graham's house? Maybe we can steal his girdles, his dressing screen, and his collection of Madame Alexander dolls

We don't call it "looting", dearest, we call it "antiquing".

Once the tear gas starts, DLs are welcome to take refuge in the ruined Welsh country home that Tasteful Friends insisted on buying, despite the fact that everyone advised them it was only useful as a crack house and/or place to dump dead bodies.

The library for material on angioplasty.

Lindsey's Kloset Boutique

Come on, kids! We’re going to Sears!!!

Kracker Barrel

[quote]I'd like to loot David Muir's underwear drawer

I'd like to loot Muir's underwear when he's wearing them.

Sur La Table

Some type of spiritual shop with many gems and crystals. Addicted to the latter but they are so expensive esp. the bigger ones

The Kondos, throwing livelovelaugh blocks and Mismatched Tupperware at police, are screaming “This Brings No Joy!”

Oh please, you're all a bunch of fucking liars.

Everyone knows that the entire DL will be crowded into the Spanx store. The XXXL section.

DL's manifesto for riot demands will be posted on NY Social Diary (along with pictures from the latest Debutante's Ball)

Tonya and Gina confiscated all aerosols and gas propellants from the police as they are environmentally damaging.

Nobody questions Gina. I hate her.

r43 Thats not a coincidence. The startup money came from Muriel selling the washer dryer combo she "acquired" in those very riots.

What would a DL riot even look like?

I picture a lot of old, plus-size men wearing periwinkle cafatans tripping over the stuff one of them just dropped.

We have the OCD clean up crew following behind.

SHIT! THEY ARE TURNING IT INTO A PARADE!

Stop giving the Queen’s wave, BILL!

What's a store?

Eighteen EIGHTEEN Dataloungers have confiscated batons from police and are twirling.

Three of them are women. Twirl nice, kids!

Poo shoes would be doing this!

The Special Space Force was bussed in and they all wore purple helmets!

NASTY PIG

How are you going to disguise yourselves?

Turban and big sunglasses? Black djellaba? Nylon cocoon?

If you see a naked woman, that'll be me.

r71, no we need to import the Spanish Foreign Legion:

If I were in the right city, Eataly.