Which stores would DLers insist on hitting?
The DL Riots
by Anonymous | reply 76 | June 11, 2020 1:31 PM |
Dollar stores
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 1, 2020 10:19 PM |
Well, I'd planned on hitting the St. John store in Palm Desert because you can never go wrong with St. John. But the county is under curfew starting at 6 pm so I shan't be going.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 1, 2020 10:24 PM |
Baskin-Robbins
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 1, 2020 10:25 PM |
me? Ben and Jerry's and the pet store!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 1, 2020 10:31 PM |
Cinnabon
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 1, 2020 10:36 PM |
The Comfort Zone
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 1, 2020 10:38 PM |
Under Armour
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 1, 2020 10:41 PM |
Caftans-R-Us of course!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 1, 2020 10:42 PM |
The Olive Garden!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 1, 2020 10:45 PM |
Aldi
Dollar Tree
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 1, 2020 10:49 PM |
We should loot the Piggly Wiggly for some Red Dragon cheese
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 1, 2020 10:52 PM |
Pottery Barn gangs will clash with Restoration Hardware gangs and an epic slap-fest will break out.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 1, 2020 10:54 PM |
The M&M store in TImes Square.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 1, 2020 10:54 PM |
The fat "Whaaaattt???" queen from Jaws will be kneeling in the middle of the street, looking skyward and sobbing that Souplantation no longer exists.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 1, 2020 10:59 PM |
R12 = Jessica Tandy
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 1, 2020 11:08 PM |
There would definitely be a violent attack on Bath & Body Works & their collection of scented candles.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 1, 2020 11:13 PM |
Is it true that police are deploying Bath & Body Works fragrance bombs to disperse protestors?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 1, 2020 11:17 PM |
Let's raid Best Buy. Golden Girls DVD for everyone!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 1, 2020 11:18 PM |
Any home of the Kardashians.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 1, 2020 11:22 PM |
One more word out of you, R19 and you get the Pumpkin Spice scent bomb right to the face!!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 1, 2020 11:27 PM |
^ Can we trash a bunch of Kylie's lip kits?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 1, 2020 11:29 PM |
You people are going to traumatize those poor shopbottoms.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 1, 2020 11:33 PM |
The homes of closeted, bearded celebrities
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 1, 2020 11:36 PM |
^ Can we trash a bunch of Kylie's lip kits?
That requires busting into Ulta & they are guarded by a fierce army of Karens armed with copious amounts of mousse & styling paste, so enter at your own risk
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 1, 2020 11:37 PM |
I didn’t know you could use guns instead of coupons?
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 1, 2020 11:37 PM |
Shopbottoms or shopsbottom?
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 1, 2020 11:39 PM |
Home Depot
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 1, 2020 11:40 PM |
Elmira Gulch’s Earrings and Bicycle Shoppe!
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 1, 2020 11:41 PM |
Mr. Pinky's Hefty Hideaway
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 1, 2020 11:45 PM |
Sur La Table and Apple stores. Until they notice the buttocks on that cop...yummmm
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 1, 2020 11:46 PM |
BIRD bakery
by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 1, 2020 11:57 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 2, 2020 12:00 AM |
Trader Joe's
by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 2, 2020 12:23 AM |
R36 - you are right. Wish you were a straight dude and I was a straight woman, but hey, we can still meet in the frozen aisle for some of that salted caramel ice cream and commiserate.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 2, 2020 12:29 AM |
Adult novelty stores
by Anonymous | reply 38 | June 2, 2020 12:35 AM |
Home Goods
by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 2, 2020 12:35 AM |
Beeline for the pound cake aisle at Dollar Tree.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | June 2, 2020 12:45 AM |
Fashion Bug
by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 2, 2020 12:47 AM |
Lover's Lane. Victoria's Secret. All the cool places.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | June 2, 2020 12:47 AM |
Datalounge was established only three years after the '92 LA riots!😲
by Anonymous | reply 43 | June 2, 2020 12:48 AM |
Dress Barn.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | June 2, 2020 12:51 AM |
[quote]Is it true that police are deploying Bath & Body Works fragrance bombs to disperse protestors?
I can help with that!
by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 2, 2020 1:02 AM |
Well we know we won't be seeing anyone on DL in the feminine hygiene aisle at Target.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | June 2, 2020 1:07 AM |
What the hell, is DL a bunch of maiden aunts? Where are the Tasteful Friends? The CLASS that DL queens claim to have?
by Anonymous | reply 48 | June 2, 2020 1:18 AM |
I'd like to loot David Muir's underwear drawer
by Anonymous | reply 49 | June 2, 2020 1:42 AM |
Can we start looting at Lindsey Graham's house? Maybe we can steal his girdles, his dressing screen, and his collection of Madame Alexander dolls
by Anonymous | reply 50 | June 2, 2020 1:49 AM |
We don't call it "looting", dearest, we call it "antiquing".
by Anonymous | reply 51 | June 2, 2020 8:27 AM |
Once the tear gas starts, DLs are welcome to take refuge in the ruined Welsh country home that Tasteful Friends insisted on buying, despite the fact that everyone advised them it was only useful as a crack house and/or place to dump dead bodies.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | June 2, 2020 9:14 AM |
The library for material on angioplasty.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | June 2, 2020 9:18 AM |
Come on, kids! We’re going to Sears!!!
by Anonymous | reply 55 | June 2, 2020 10:32 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 56 | June 2, 2020 11:06 AM |
Kracker Barrel
by Anonymous | reply 57 | June 2, 2020 12:52 PM |
[quote]I'd like to loot David Muir's underwear drawer
I'd like to loot Muir's underwear when he's wearing them.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | June 2, 2020 12:55 PM |
Sur La Table
by Anonymous | reply 59 | June 2, 2020 1:03 PM |
Some type of spiritual shop with many gems and crystals. Addicted to the latter but they are so expensive esp. the bigger ones
by Anonymous | reply 60 | June 2, 2020 1:03 PM |
The Kondos, throwing livelovelaugh blocks and Mismatched Tupperware at police, are screaming “This Brings No Joy!”
by Anonymous | reply 61 | June 2, 2020 1:11 PM |
Oh please, you're all a bunch of fucking liars.
Everyone knows that the entire DL will be crowded into the Spanx store. The XXXL section.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | June 2, 2020 1:20 PM |
DL's manifesto for riot demands will be posted on NY Social Diary (along with pictures from the latest Debutante's Ball)
by Anonymous | reply 63 | June 2, 2020 1:24 PM |
Tonya and Gina confiscated all aerosols and gas propellants from the police as they are environmentally damaging.
Nobody questions Gina. I hate her.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | June 2, 2020 1:47 PM |
r43 Thats not a coincidence. The startup money came from Muriel selling the washer dryer combo she "acquired" in those very riots.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | June 2, 2020 1:56 PM |
What would a DL riot even look like?
I picture a lot of old, plus-size men wearing periwinkle cafatans tripping over the stuff one of them just dropped.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | June 2, 2020 2:03 PM |
We have the OCD clean up crew following behind.
SHIT! THEY ARE TURNING IT INTO A PARADE!
Stop giving the Queen’s wave, BILL!
by Anonymous | reply 67 | June 2, 2020 2:13 PM |
What's a store?
by Anonymous | reply 68 | June 2, 2020 2:14 PM |
Eighteen EIGHTEEN Dataloungers have confiscated batons from police and are twirling.
Three of them are women. Twirl nice, kids!
by Anonymous | reply 69 | June 2, 2020 2:17 PM |
The Special Space Force was bussed in and they all wore purple helmets!
by Anonymous | reply 71 | June 11, 2020 5:56 AM |
NASTY PIG
by Anonymous | reply 72 | June 11, 2020 6:36 AM |
How are you going to disguise yourselves?
Turban and big sunglasses? Black djellaba? Nylon cocoon?
by Anonymous | reply 73 | June 11, 2020 7:08 AM |
r71, no we need to import the Spanish Foreign Legion:
by Anonymous | reply 75 | June 11, 2020 1:25 PM |
If I were in the right city, Eataly.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | June 11, 2020 1:31 PM |