I’m an all caftan chorus line
Let’s be “DataLounge: The Musical!”
by Anonymous | reply 62 | March 14, 2021 11:33 PM |
I’m Ann Miller, making a big production out of things!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 28, 2020 2:51 AM |
I'm 1000 year old Steve Sondheim, busy planning a musical about the Trumpster looking for a tantric goddess
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 28, 2020 2:59 AM |
I'm Stritch's pants aversion.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 28, 2020 3:06 AM |
I'm the Darfur Orphan. I've been told I'm being paid in crackers, which excites me.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 28, 2020 3:10 AM |
I'm Chrissy Metz, and I choreographed this entire shitshow. It's mostly just shuffling and wheezing, but I'm really proud of my work, and now I'm taking another ice cream break. Someone hand me my snack purse.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 28, 2020 3:13 AM |
I’m leggy Tommy Tune.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 28, 2020 3:15 AM |
I'm Meghan Markle, and I'm the star! Me, me, me!!!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 28, 2020 3:16 AM |
I’m prime time. I usually kick in around intermission.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 28, 2020 3:21 AM |
I'm Follies -The show everyone wishes they were in.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 28, 2020 3:34 AM |
God forbid we have just one thread for every topic / let’s be!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 28, 2020 3:35 AM |
I'm Ben Vereen. I'll be playing David Ehrenstein.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 28, 2020 3:40 AM |
I'm Bonnie Franklin.
Where's my dressing room?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 28, 2020 3:47 AM |
I'm Patti LuPone -Quake with terror, castmates!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 28, 2020 4:06 AM |
I’ll be the writer that appropriates hip-hop and crafts a number with a nod towards to the successful Hamilton.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 28, 2020 4:08 AM |
I'm Lorna Luft's plaintive ballad, "I'm not Liza, Joey let go of the cat!."
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 28, 2020 4:09 AM |
OP did you think you were gonna get away with when R2 was two steps in ahead of you?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 28, 2020 4:16 AM |
I am the dream ballet sequence that puts Agnes deMille to shame. Swirling caftans everywhere, as everyone presents hole to the leading man an he rates them for desirability. Suddenly, his boyfriend enters, saying, "Let's be... a pron film!" The caftans fall to the floor, revealing the dancers clad in sequined jock straps and the boyfriend does a bolero simulating sex with the entire cast -except the leading man. He clutches his pearls, drops his dialing pencil, and yells for Vivian Vance to save him. The stage is filled with swirls of colored smoke. It suddenly clears revealing our man and his boyfriend in bed asleep. Our hero wakes from the dream and begins beating his boyfriend with his pillow, doing his best Lucy impression.
I smell a Tony!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 28, 2020 4:20 AM |
The caftans fall to the floor, revealing the fat elderdancers clad in sequined jock straps and the audience stampedes out, hissssssssssing.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 28, 2020 4:25 AM |
Too obvious r19. Perhaps a few foul mouthed puppets would help take it down a bit.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 28, 2020 4:27 AM |
We’re gonna need a wine bar and a snack bar. And this production can only afford boxed vino and microwaved popcorn. Dependent on the length of the intermission, there is a Angelo’s Pizza across the street.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 28, 2020 4:34 AM |
No, no, no! We're saving he foul-mouthed puppets for the finale!
What if we replace the dream ballet with a group of Instagrammers doing a striptease?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 28, 2020 4:42 AM |
When do we bring on the chorus line of crabbing walking lesbians?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 28, 2020 5:03 AM |
I'm the pasta tongs offered as a prize to the first audience member to find the one minor typo in the Playbill.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 28, 2020 5:10 AM |
All I know is there won't be a dry eye in the house when leading man's boyfriend dies horribly in a grease fire!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 28, 2020 6:33 AM |
I'm Deb Messing, star of "Smash," and let me tell you about ME — in song!
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 28, 2020 6:58 AM |
I'll be the orchestra conductor - the orchestra will be playing the best songs from the GAP playlist.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 28, 2020 7:41 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 28, 2020 7:51 AM |
I’m the spirit of Michifest symbolised by a set of worn out discarded bongos. Hear me roar penised-persons!
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 28, 2020 1:41 PM |
Despite the ongoing pandemic, In honor of the pandemic deniers, the Once Around the Garden salad bar will be open during intermission.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 28, 2020 1:56 PM |
Special shoe covers will be needed to use the restroom toilets.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 28, 2020 1:58 PM |
Will Patti LuPone play Poo Shoes?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 28, 2020 4:04 PM |
[quote]Will Patti LuPone play Poo Shoes?
No, but she'll literally stop the show with "Excuse Me, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?"
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 29, 2020 12:44 AM |
I'm the confetti and glitter that we emptied all stores of, within a 10-mile radius--and we need still MORE!!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 29, 2020 2:46 AM |
r29 Wundy g! So happy to hear from you. You know, Broadway is much more competitive than the Rob and San B. Do you have what it takes to perform 8 shows a week?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 29, 2020 3:08 AM |
I am “I am Sixty Ho’ing on Seventeen”
by Anonymous | reply 37 | August 13, 2020 1:05 PM |
I’m the late Patsy Ramsey, who despite losing relevance from most circles seems to rear to my head every so often to give well intentioned words of motherly wisdom.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | March 13, 2021 3:09 AM |
I'm the cak and graxy for sale in the lobby along with souvenir earrings and caftans.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | March 13, 2021 3:12 AM |
I wasn't invited WHY?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | March 13, 2021 3:15 AM |
Because your wig would probably clog the toilet, not to mention other things you leave behind.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | March 13, 2021 3:16 AM |
I wish I were still alive so I could be in this and kick someone in the CUNT bone.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | March 13, 2021 3:16 AM |
[quote] I’ll be the writer that appropriates hip-hop and crafts a number with a nod towards to the successful Hamilton.
I'm the first rehearsal where you will be fired in front of everybody.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | March 13, 2021 3:18 AM |
I'm the endless reprises of "Anything you can do" still going on long after the curtain has gone down and the audience has gone home.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | March 13, 2021 3:31 AM |
I'm the screams of old acquaintances in the chorus and audience who recall when they first met, on the train to New Jersey in 1998 when on our way to see "Follies" at the Paper Mill Playhouse. We spend time arguing over who sang "I'm still here" best.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | March 13, 2021 3:35 AM |
I'm Le Senatrice, Nathan Lane's understudy as Joel's neighbor. My rendition of "My Neighbor Joel" has a falsetto in it that Nathan Lane couldn't reach with a crane. I'm just waiting for the night when he gets Covid, I mean, a cold and I knock him right out of the part.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | March 13, 2021 4:05 AM |
I'll do the Act I closer.
SOLO!
Just me under the lights and glitter in my nightgown!
by Anonymous | reply 49 | March 13, 2021 4:09 AM |
I'm hired to create a signature number for a "difficult" voice and all I can come up with is "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" with lyrics from "Dawson's 50 Load Weekend."
Can I get away with the repeating the whole melody to knock out the other 49 references needed in the lyrics.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | March 13, 2021 4:13 AM |
I'm Helen Lawson's kaleidoscopic tree.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | March 13, 2021 4:27 AM |
I’m the closing after the 3rd performance.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | March 13, 2021 4:31 AM |
I'm Nelson O'Hara, upset that I didn't get to sing "You're Gonna Hear From Me" and "The Circus is a Wacky World" in that new big musical epic. They gave it to someone named Davis Clover. I hear those that they are auditioning for the new Hellman Lawson musical down the street. He was great in "Piddling on the Roof". I hear he's very nice to aspiring juveniles.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | March 13, 2021 5:49 AM |
I'm Nathan Lane singing my interpolated specialty number "Do-Mi-Do Duds" from The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T. I camp it up outrageously and bring down the house.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | March 13, 2021 6:18 AM |
I'm the original cast recording which is only playable on Edison Phonograph records since that's what eldergays consider cutting-edge technology.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | March 13, 2021 6:30 AM |
I'm a very dejected Gary Coleman, told in no uncertain terms that I was just too fat to play the part of 🚶 Darfur O.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | March 13, 2021 6:40 AM |
I'm the 35-foot tall fiberglass recreation of the Damon Butt. An offstage chorus describes me in detail before I'm rolled out on stage.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | March 13, 2021 6:52 AM |
[quote] I'm a very dejected Gary Coleman, told in no uncertain terms that I was just too fat to play the part of 🚶 Darfur O.
What method of communication did you use, an Ouija board?
by Anonymous | reply 58 | March 13, 2021 7:12 AM |
I'm Bernadette Peters in the role I was born to play as Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, formerly of Boulder, CO. I open the second act with a melancholy ballad about ransom letter composition.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | March 13, 2021 7:21 AM |
I'm the homage to The Producers, "OP is Worse Than Hitler."
by Anonymous | reply 60 | March 14, 2021 12:40 AM |
The only hit that comes out of a Datalounge show is Muriel. And that’s ME, baby!
Now get the hell out of my dressing room, I’ve got a man waiting for me.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | March 14, 2021 1:19 AM |
If you ain't Red M you ain't M u r i e l
by Anonymous | reply 62 | March 14, 2021 11:33 PM |