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Personalized Zoom background - need suggestions!

Seems like I'm spending half my life in Zoom meetings nowadays. My apartment is hardly designer chic, and I'm sick of seeing people with bookshelves overloaded with Camus and Wittgenstein behind them. I'd like to get a cool background - either image or video would be fine. It would be great to have a 100-man gay orgy going on in the background, but I don't think that HR would be too happy with that. Any suggestions appreciated.

by Anonymousreply 21July 4, 2020 4:42 AM

May I suggest the oval office?

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by Anonymousreply 1May 27, 2020 2:17 AM

I use a picture of an anal prolapse.

by Anonymousreply 2May 27, 2020 2:32 AM

OP, you're cute! May I ask what field you're in?

by Anonymousreply 3May 27, 2020 2:33 AM

A guy I work with uses a shot of a popular neighborhood bar. Someone else used the backdrop of Dunder Mifflin.

by Anonymousreply 4May 27, 2020 2:45 AM

You need to be standing at the front of a march, OP. Instant promotion.

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by Anonymousreply 5July 3, 2020 5:17 PM
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by Anonymousreply 6July 3, 2020 7:06 PM

Perhaps a still of the Caracalla Baths in Rome.

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by Anonymousreply 7July 3, 2020 8:25 PM

Lake Como

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by Anonymousreply 8July 3, 2020 8:29 PM

Saiho-ji, Kyoto

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by Anonymousreply 9July 3, 2020 8:29 PM

Admont Abbey Library, Austria

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by Anonymousreply 10July 3, 2020 8:31 PM

Wakanda Forever!

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by Anonymousreply 11July 3, 2020 8:32 PM

Rothko Chapel in Houston, TX

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by Anonymousreply 12July 3, 2020 8:35 PM

The 'Fuck You, Colleagues!'...

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by Anonymousreply 13July 3, 2020 8:38 PM

Match your bed jacket to the lamps.

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by Anonymousreply 14July 3, 2020 8:55 PM

Chrysler building at night. Google image it. If you can afford it, make a hi res photocopy at one of those Office places. I think the orgy sounds better with the heads of the people you're having the Zoom meeting with superimposed on the bodies of the participants.

by Anonymousreply 15July 3, 2020 9:07 PM

Game of Thrones.

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by Anonymousreply 16July 3, 2020 10:23 PM

I wish I had your problems, OP.

by Anonymousreply 17July 3, 2020 10:24 PM
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by Anonymousreply 18July 3, 2020 10:32 PM

If you are boring OP, people can look for Waldo while you are talking.

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by Anonymousreply 19July 3, 2020 10:35 PM

Make it so you’re sitting in the middle.

by Anonymousreply 20July 4, 2020 4:42 AM

Wesley!

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by Anonymousreply 21July 4, 2020 4:42 AM
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