He used to be rail thin.
It's only after he married Amy Schumer that he gained weight.
It's all her fault!
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| by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 24, 2020 12:54 AM |
Neither one is that fat, for Americans. And he's kinda handsome!
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 24, 2020 12:57 AM |
He could do so much better
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 24, 2020 12:58 AM |
Amy Schumer is so fucking obnoxious.
I hate her.
Chris seems like such a decent guy. I have no idea why he would ever be with someone like her.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 24, 2020 1:00 AM |
He’s autistic
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 24, 2020 1:06 AM |
So having a kid probably stresses the shit out of him, if he’s like the aspergers guys I know
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 24, 2020 1:07 AM |
Jake's too fixated on Tom Holland
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 24, 2020 1:20 AM |
Chris looks cut, at R6.
And yeah, Jake and Chris just seem like friends. Plus, they're the same age.
Jake is totally into twinks.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 24, 2020 2:05 AM |
There is something about him that I find adorable.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 24, 2020 2:19 AM |
He looks ten times better with longer hair. Close cropped hair just ages a man terribly.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 24, 2020 2:23 AM |
Looks MUCH better now.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 24, 2020 3:39 AM |
Did those two boys shave each others legs? R9
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 24, 2020 3:49 AM |
[quote] He’s autistic
Is he really? Or is that just a guess?
[quote] So having a kid probably stresses the shit out of him, if he’s like the aspergers guys I know
That and having a new reality tv cooking show on the Food Network, starring his loud and obnoxious wife.
"Amy Schumer learns how to cook." Ugh.
Even in a pandemic, she still manages to steal the limelight from her husband, and turn his career into hers.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 24, 2020 6:08 AM |
If he married that tediously unfunny twat, his weight's the least of his problems.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 24, 2020 6:28 AM |