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This 66-Year-Old Woman Is Suing All Gay People—Yes, All of Them

Who will you get to represent you, bitches?

Nebraska woman is suing every gay person on Earth and asking a federal judge to rule on whether homosexuality is a sin.

Sylvia Driskell, 66, describes herself as an ambassador of “God, And His, Son Jesus Christ [sic]” and will serve as her own lawyer in Driskell v. Homosexuals, NBC News reports. In her seven-page petition, written entirely in cursive, Driskell doesn’t reference any case laws for U.S. District Judge John M. Gerrard to consider, but she does quote the Bible and Webster’s Dictionary.

“I never thought that I would see a day in which our great nation or our own great state of Nebraska would become so compliant to the complicity of some people[’s] lewd behavior,” writes Driskell, who says “that homosexuality is a sin and that they the homosexuals know it is a sin to live a life of homosexuality. Why else would they have been hiding in the closet.”

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by Anonymousreply 44May 19, 2020 2:00 AM

Good luck with that, crackpot.

by Anonymousreply 1May 18, 2020 7:23 PM

She’s has feelings toward another woman and can’t deal with them.

by Anonymousreply 2May 18, 2020 7:24 PM

Rona, pick up the trash.

by Anonymousreply 3May 18, 2020 7:25 PM

Good luck in first proving God, Jesus and all the rest of it first, old dried up cunt.

by Anonymousreply 4May 18, 2020 7:27 PM

“Suing All Gay People”

She wants to name us all Sue?

by Anonymousreply 5May 18, 2020 7:27 PM

I hope the court denies her petition and fines her for filing a frivolous lawsuit taking up valuable time in the court system.

by Anonymousreply 6May 18, 2020 7:27 PM

I want to present my hole case in front of a hung jury.

by Anonymousreply 7May 18, 2020 7:28 PM

Idk why you all are laughing. If that Judge etc is a Trumptard this may actually become something.

by Anonymousreply 8May 18, 2020 7:29 PM

R2 may be correct.

Seriously--what fuels someone like this? As opposed to hating people of color, or non-Christians, or any other group?

by Anonymousreply 9May 18, 2020 7:29 PM

Oh great… We've gone from resurrecting 2015 posts to new posts about 2015 stories.

What was so important about 2015 that we have to keep reliving it here?

by Anonymousreply 10May 18, 2020 7:41 PM

Trump would love nothing more than to rake away our rights.

No wonder this didn’t become a bigger issue, Trump wasn’t in office yet. Surprised she hasn’t tried again.

by Anonymousreply 11May 18, 2020 7:42 PM

[quote] She wants to name us all Sue?

Yes.

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by Anonymousreply 12May 18, 2020 7:45 PM

Wait R10, this story is from 2015? Did we win, or do I need to send my lube and caftans to Nebraska?

by Anonymousreply 13May 18, 2020 7:45 PM

I'll see if I can fit it into my Gay Agenda. In the meantime, try this, honey.

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by Anonymousreply 14May 18, 2020 7:49 PM

Plessy v. Ferguson.

Brown v.. Board of Education.

Some Rando Crazy Bitch v. Homosexuals.

by Anonymousreply 15May 18, 2020 7:49 PM

Here was the outcome:

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by Anonymousreply 16May 18, 2020 7:50 PM

I bet it was her!

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by Anonymousreply 17May 18, 2020 7:51 PM

Is OP that poster who resurrects threads and news stories from 2015? Should we play him some "Uptown Funk" to ease his/her transition to present day? Maybe he/she was frozen inside a block of ice that just melted?

by Anonymousreply 18May 18, 2020 7:51 PM

R13, the case was quickly dismissed.

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by Anonymousreply 19May 18, 2020 7:54 PM

Stupid woman. The law has nothing to do with sin!

Greed, envy, disrespecting your parents, and adultery are all huge sins, but perfectly legal. Cheating on your taxes is illegal, but a hell of a lot of people don't think it's a sin.

by Anonymousreply 20May 18, 2020 9:01 PM

r18 - holy shit, Uptown Funk came out late 2014. It's nearly SIX YEARS OLD? Why does that make me feel so old?

by Anonymousreply 21May 18, 2020 9:17 PM

Meet my defense team, bitches!

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by Anonymousreply 22May 18, 2020 9:22 PM

No, she was actually represented by Florrick, Agos, and Lockhart!

by Anonymousreply 23May 18, 2020 9:24 PM

And I'm sure Barr will file an Amicus Brief in full support

by Anonymousreply 24May 18, 2020 10:01 PM

I’ve been out since 1972. I haven’t been served. Any other homos been served?

by Anonymousreply 25May 18, 2020 10:33 PM

My lawyer is on the case.

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by Anonymousreply 26May 18, 2020 10:40 PM

I think this case has a lot of merit.

by Anonymousreply 27May 18, 2020 10:44 PM

I hope they charged her court costs and fined her for filing a frivolous lawsuit.

by Anonymousreply 28May 18, 2020 10:45 PM

[quote]“that homosexuality is a sin and that they the homosexuals know it is a sin to live a life of homosexuality. Why else would they have been hiding in the closet.”

Yes, why indeed.

I'll let Anne Frank's family know...not to mention Christians.

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by Anonymousreply 29May 18, 2020 10:45 PM

I pick this lawyer

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by Anonymousreply 30May 18, 2020 10:54 PM

I have always wanted to be represented by Gerry Spence. But time passed, he's 90 years old. I think we would have had a great time together.

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by Anonymousreply 31May 18, 2020 11:03 PM

I think we will have a much better case. If we go with this totally straight lawyer.

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by Anonymousreply 32May 18, 2020 11:13 PM

The story is from 5 years ago. I'm guessing it didn't go well for her.

by Anonymousreply 33May 18, 2020 11:57 PM

Whatever happened to the old bag?

by Anonymousreply 34May 19, 2020 12:43 AM

She's on the short list for Trump's next Supreme Court vacancy

by Anonymousreply 35May 19, 2020 12:47 AM

And I had the perfect courtroom outfit picked out!

by Anonymousreply 36May 19, 2020 12:50 AM

Hahaha R31

by Anonymousreply 37May 19, 2020 12:59 AM

It wouldn't be this woman, would it?

I love how that Queen behind her it's just cracking up!

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by Anonymousreply 38May 19, 2020 1:06 AM

R38, are you also R17?

by Anonymousreply 39May 19, 2020 1:16 AM

I want to sue her for judging others. Didn't Jesus tell her not to do that?

by Anonymousreply 40May 19, 2020 1:28 AM

Her legal filing on notebook paper.

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by Anonymousreply 41May 19, 2020 1:32 AM
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by Anonymousreply 42May 19, 2020 1:34 AM

Not posting any more of her craziness, it is all at the link if you care.

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by Anonymousreply 43May 19, 2020 1:35 AM

She's an ambassador? She needs to send her résumé to the State Dept.!

by Anonymousreply 44May 19, 2020 2:00 AM
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