This 66-Year-Old Woman Is Suing All Gay People—Yes, All of Them
Who will you get to represent you, bitches?
Nebraska woman is suing every gay person on Earth and asking a federal judge to rule on whether homosexuality is a sin.
Sylvia Driskell, 66, describes herself as an ambassador of “God, And His, Son Jesus Christ [sic]” and will serve as her own lawyer in Driskell v. Homosexuals, NBC News reports. In her seven-page petition, written entirely in cursive, Driskell doesn’t reference any case laws for U.S. District Judge John M. Gerrard to consider, but she does quote the Bible and Webster’s Dictionary.
“I never thought that I would see a day in which our great nation or our own great state of Nebraska would become so compliant to the complicity of some people[’s] lewd behavior,” writes Driskell, who says “that homosexuality is a sin and that they the homosexuals know it is a sin to live a life of homosexuality. Why else would they have been hiding in the closet.”
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 44 | May 19, 2020 2:00 AM
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Good luck with that, crackpot.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 18, 2020 7:23 PM
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She’s has feelings toward another woman and can’t deal with them.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 18, 2020 7:24 PM
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Good luck in first proving God, Jesus and all the rest of it first, old dried up cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 18, 2020 7:27 PM
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“Suing All Gay People”
She wants to name us all Sue?
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 18, 2020 7:27 PM
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I hope the court denies her petition and fines her for filing a frivolous lawsuit taking up valuable time in the court system.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 18, 2020 7:27 PM
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I want to present my hole case in front of a hung jury.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 18, 2020 7:28 PM
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Idk why you all are laughing. If that Judge etc is a Trumptard this may actually become something.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 18, 2020 7:29 PM
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R2 may be correct.
Seriously--what fuels someone like this? As opposed to hating people of color, or non-Christians, or any other group?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 18, 2020 7:29 PM
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Oh great… We've gone from resurrecting 2015 posts to new posts about 2015 stories.
What was so important about 2015 that we have to keep reliving it here?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 18, 2020 7:41 PM
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Trump would love nothing more than to rake away our rights.
No wonder this didn’t become a bigger issue, Trump wasn’t in office yet. Surprised she hasn’t tried again.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 18, 2020 7:42 PM
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[quote] She wants to name us all Sue?
Yes.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 12 | May 18, 2020 7:45 PM
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Wait R10, this story is from 2015? Did we win, or do I need to send my lube and caftans to Nebraska?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 18, 2020 7:45 PM
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I'll see if I can fit it into my Gay Agenda. In the meantime, try this, honey.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 14 | May 18, 2020 7:49 PM
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Plessy v. Ferguson.
Brown v.. Board of Education.
Some Rando Crazy Bitch v. Homosexuals.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 18, 2020 7:49 PM
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Is OP that poster who resurrects threads and news stories from 2015? Should we play him some "Uptown Funk" to ease his/her transition to present day? Maybe he/she was frozen inside a block of ice that just melted?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 18, 2020 7:51 PM
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R13, the case was quickly dismissed.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 19 | May 18, 2020 7:54 PM
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Stupid woman. The law has nothing to do with sin!
Greed, envy, disrespecting your parents, and adultery are all huge sins, but perfectly legal. Cheating on your taxes is illegal, but a hell of a lot of people don't think it's a sin.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 18, 2020 9:01 PM
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r18 - holy shit, Uptown Funk came out late 2014. It's nearly SIX YEARS OLD? Why does that make me feel so old?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 18, 2020 9:17 PM
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Meet my defense team, bitches!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 22 | May 18, 2020 9:22 PM
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No, she was actually represented by Florrick, Agos, and Lockhart!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 18, 2020 9:24 PM
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And I'm sure Barr will file an Amicus Brief in full support
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 18, 2020 10:01 PM
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I’ve been out since 1972. I haven’t been served. Any other homos been served?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 18, 2020 10:33 PM
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My lawyer is on the case.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 26 | May 18, 2020 10:40 PM
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I think this case has a lot of merit.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 18, 2020 10:44 PM
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I hope they charged her court costs and fined her for filing a frivolous lawsuit.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 18, 2020 10:45 PM
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[quote]“that homosexuality is a sin and that they the homosexuals know it is a sin to live a life of homosexuality. Why else would they have been hiding in the closet.”
Yes, why indeed.
I'll let Anne Frank's family know...not to mention Christians.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 29 | May 18, 2020 10:45 PM
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I have always wanted to be represented by Gerry Spence. But time passed, he's 90 years old. I think we would have had a great time together.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 31 | May 18, 2020 11:03 PM
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I think we will have a much better case. If we go with this totally straight lawyer.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 32 | May 18, 2020 11:13 PM
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The story is from 5 years ago. I'm guessing it didn't go well for her.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 18, 2020 11:57 PM
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Whatever happened to the old bag?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 19, 2020 12:43 AM
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She's on the short list for Trump's next Supreme Court vacancy
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 19, 2020 12:47 AM
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And I had the perfect courtroom outfit picked out!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 19, 2020 12:50 AM
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It wouldn't be this woman, would it?
I love how that Queen behind her it's just cracking up!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 38 | May 19, 2020 1:06 AM
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I want to sue her for judging others. Didn't Jesus tell her not to do that?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 19, 2020 1:28 AM
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Her legal filing on notebook paper.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 41 | May 19, 2020 1:32 AM
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Not posting any more of her craziness, it is all at the link if you care.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 43 | May 19, 2020 1:35 AM
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She's an ambassador? She needs to send her résumé to the State Dept.!
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 19, 2020 2:00 AM
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