I’m freaking out
My birthday is tomorrow
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 18, 2020 5:38 AM |
Okay cool
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 18, 2020 2:19 AM |
You type old.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 18, 2020 2:19 AM |
You posted this because...? desperate for attention? turning 70 (again)? can't get access to birthday cake?
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 18, 2020 2:20 AM |
Get to your jacked up teeth fixed as your birthday present to yourself, you jobless white passing attention seeker.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 18, 2020 2:22 AM |
Well, Happy Birthday. Considering the alternative, it will be a great day for you. Just remember, everyday you have is that closer to the immense joy of seeing the Orange Turd marched out of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 18, 2020 2:22 AM |
I’ve never understood freaking out over a birthday. Every day you don’t die, you’re one day older. A birthday is no different. You’re just one day older, just as you were the day before. Use it as an excuse to celebrate your life and whatever good you might have in you (if any) or just ignore it. Not everything must be imbued with high drama.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 18, 2020 2:23 AM |
So what, princess?
Happens every goddamned year until it doesn't.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 18, 2020 2:26 AM |
How old?
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 18, 2020 2:28 AM |
I’ll be 31 @R3 and yes no cake but A friend is doing a virtual party. Good advice @R6 I don’t know you @R4
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 18, 2020 2:28 AM |
I hope so @R5 The world isn’t as bright as it was under Obama
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 18, 2020 2:29 AM |
Happy Birthday Cat! 🎂🍾 Hope you find a nice way to enjoy yourself!
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 18, 2020 2:30 AM |
Happy Birthday! Hope you don't die in your sleep tomorrow and are able to enjoy your special day!
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 18, 2020 2:33 AM |
Thank you @R11
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 18, 2020 2:35 AM |
Cheers mate, I just remembered something.... go ahead and treat yourself to that tote you had considered awhile back if you still want it!
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 18, 2020 2:37 AM |
You sound like a needy slut! Happy belated Kwanzaa!
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 18, 2020 2:39 AM |
You're turning 30? Puh! My 30s were the best years of my life. Enjoy!
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 18, 2020 2:47 AM |
You’re delivering the cut direct....online....in a fucking message board....wow.
You sad cunt.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 18, 2020 3:08 AM |
I still don’t know you @R17
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 18, 2020 3:12 AM |
Thanks for all the birthday wishes
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 18, 2020 3:12 AM |
Yes, you do
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 18, 2020 3:18 AM |
👩🚒 OP is so old that before they lit all of the candles on his birthday cake, they alerted the fire department to be on standby.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 18, 2020 3:23 AM |
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| by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 18, 2020 3:25 AM |
HBD!
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 18, 2020 3:38 AM |
Many happy returns of the day. You'll be fine when you go to sleep tomorrow night, dear.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 18, 2020 3:39 AM |
OP, were you born the day Mt. St. Helens blew up? Coincidence?
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 18, 2020 3:57 AM |
Have a great birthday, Bodega-cat, and enjoy your next trip around the sun!
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 18, 2020 4:07 AM |
Happy birthday, bodega-cat! I got Invisalign braces at 50 and still love it. Treat yourself! You deserve a sweet smile!
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 18, 2020 4:14 AM |
Happy birthday, B-Cat! I hope your day is surprisingly delightful.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 18, 2020 4:49 AM |
Happy Birthday!
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 18, 2020 4:55 AM |
Only good thing about birthdays is cake
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 18, 2020 5:07 AM |
Happy Birthday, bodega cat. Whatever you do, don't have one of those dreadful drive by birthday parties. Your neighbors will loathe you.
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 18, 2020 5:38 AM |