Queen Janet turns 54 today.
I thought she was in her 60’s
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 16, 2020 2:13 PM |
*tumbleweed*
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 16, 2020 2:20 PM |
54 tons at 54 years, that Janet.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 16, 2020 2:54 PM |
They’re playing her videos right now and doing a marathon of her Good Times episodes on TV today.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 16, 2020 3:13 PM |
Where’s that baby she allegedly had at 50? Did she eat it?
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 16, 2020 3:15 PM |
Why is her nose darker than the rest of her face?
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 16, 2020 3:15 PM |
I can't not see the nosejob. It didn't grab my attention in the 1990s.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 16, 2020 3:19 PM |
I'm whispercooing as I type!
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 16, 2020 4:31 PM |
Does Janet sing along to Happy Birthday on other Jackson sibling birthdays or just lipsync to a backing track?
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 16, 2020 4:39 PM |
I can only imagine the feast she'll be gluttonously consuming tonight.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 16, 2020 5:07 PM |
All of the Jackson family women have May birthdays. Janet's is May 16, Rebbie AND Latoya have May 29 birthdays and Katherine was born on May 4.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 17, 2020 12:21 AM |
^But enough about u.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 17, 2020 12:22 AM |
R13=JABBA, the fucking moron.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 17, 2020 12:57 AM |
^What the fuck are you babbling about?
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 17, 2020 1:08 AM |
Wow. You really are a retard, JABBA/R13/R15.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 17, 2020 1:13 AM |
Questlove, who's basically a Janet historian, DJ'd for 4 hours the other day in celebration of her birthday. Nonstop jams.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 17, 2020 6:53 PM |
Her nose is tragic.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 17, 2020 6:56 PM |