Mitch McConnell's first wife- was it a 'lavender marriage'?

She looked like Gaby Hoffman.

OMG OP! Stop it! Thinking of someone that repulsive in the face and having gay sex makes me nauseous.

No auprise

That’s his first wife in the photo?! I’m dying laughing.

It was lavender.

Holy shit, the woman in that photo is gay, gay, gay.

pathetic

Didn't know about wife #1. McConnell has never wanted anything but power. He started out a bit closer to being a Rockefeller Republican but there was no depth--just convenience. I could see where a woman who cared about social issues, lesbian, straight, whatever would want out. Going to Smith, living in the happty Valley, she's probably one of Sappho's girls.

His relationship with Chao seems odd--they don't really get covered as a couple in DC. He seems like the kind of creature of DC who probably has a hotel room as his legal address in Kentucky and Chao seems like someone who wouldn't want a provincial life.

[quote] Going to Smith...she's probably one of Sappho's girls.

Well heavens! We didn't even read Sappho when I was at Smith. I wouldn't waste my beautiful brain on such nonsense.

I thought that a young man next to him.

Who could blame him for being self-loathing? There's so much to loathe!

I didn't know he married Michael Dukakis...

He has a purty mouth in that photo

His first wife looks like a young Sam Waterston!

Sam in his modeling days.

I was thinking more of the Smith faculty than the undergrads who were known for being a little "fast". Smith to bed, Holyoke to wed!

She needs to work on her lesbianism. She and McConnell have three children together.

Q: What's the difference between a Smithie and a Ferrari?

A: Most men haven't been in a Ferrari.

I know we all age, but McConnell's chin and neck really went to shit.

Moscow Mitch looks like Jared Kushner in the photo.

She looks like Walter Matthau.

He looks like he's praying the ground opens up and swallows him whole.

McConnell is rotting away from the inside and the most recent photos of him show that he looks like a wax figure someone left in a hot car.

There's documentation somewhere about McConnell and a sodomy charge.

They look like a young lesbian couple, someone posted a photo here at Datalougne of the Pences when they were young, they both look like budding lesbians, they even had on baseball caps.

Check the crotch, that aint no woman!

(the one on the LEFT that is..)

McConnell's early discharge from the service also seems to be recorded on paperwork which has now vanished forever! Impossible to say whether he was sent packing for fudge packing or not!

Sodomite.

Sodomist

Sodomiter

Sodomitica

Sodomania

Sodomyphralgia

Sodomoronic

Sodomatuta!

interesting if depressing reading. as an aside, I forgot that google has discussion forums.

Mitch’s daughters hate him.

Yes OP Captain Obvious.

R32's article. Why, to this day, do people still give the benefit of the doubt? Putin doesn't need to have anything on McConnell. McConnell wants power, and is willing to give anything for it, including his own country. It's just "I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine". When it comes to morals and ethics, McConnell is as bankrupt as Trump. It's why they work so well together, (and Bill Barr).

She may or may not be a sister, but she sounds super liberal. So how the fuck did she stay married to him for 12 years and apparently give birth to his children three times?? It's not like Mitch used to be liberal, too.

That's far more puzzling to me than the idea of a possible lavender marriage, which (at least in the 20th century) had obvious advantages.

McConnell fears no one, Republican Senators fear him that's why they keep in line, he's just an evil power-hungry old man that deserves to get dragged screaming to Hell.

Mitch is a polio survivor. I don't know how he got into the military in the first place. There are almost always lingering effects, if only weakness. His discharge is probably related to that.

We don't want this bitch.

R39, "polio?" Is that what they called sodomy back in those days?

Just the thought that anyone can have sex with this man makes me nauseous. Mitch has one of the most repulsive faces I’ve ever seen. It’s not much different than the facially deformed Mason Verger from the Hannibal film.

R42 True, but if was sodomized, he was bent over and his face was in the other direction.

Dear God in Heaven r43, I sure hope so for the one that was fucking him.

It was probably a hate fuck. They were in the latrine and the soldier fucking him had to shove McConnells head into the toilet so that he could cum.

R13 Thanks for that picture of Sam Waterston. He was gorgeous. And not afraid to show it all in his movie days! Very brave guy.

Mitch McConnell married his second wife because she was rich.

R47, it makes one wonder what the second wife saw in Mitch.

[quote] So how the fuck did she stay married to him for 12 years and apparently give birth to his children three times??

She wanted kids. There was no in-vitro fertilization & it was have been highly unusual for a single woman to use a sperm bank in the 60s/70s. Single women usually didn’t make enough money to be able to support a child they conceived with a sperm donor.

She was a lesbian, she wanted kids, so she settled for a “normal” marriage. Many if these insane, rabid rightwing bastards weren’t the same when they were younger. Some if them were even democrats. Republicans were liberal enough to allow Watergate back then. That would never happen today. So Mitch was probably a more liberal republican back then. Remember, there weren’t corporate mega donors like there are today. That wasn't allowed. Lobbying wasn’t nearly what it is today.

Did this dope ever have a chin?

Just the thought of Moscow Mitch in the throws of passion, all engorged, and ready to blow a load..... makes me want to vomit.

Asian women will marry seemingly unmarriageable Caucasians because it means they don't have to integrate and ingratiate themselves with their inlaws, which would be an expectation in most Asian cultures. She's probably releived that she doen't have to share a bed with him.