Chrissy Metz has a clothing line at Wal-Mart

[quote]The dresses come in sizes up to a svelte 4XL

Why don't they make sizes for women with real bodies!?

Just a line or a more like a polygon?

The jokes write themselves with this one.

She plans to use real women as models, not professionals.

Can’t wait to see their lingerie range.

Well done OP - funny

OP, you bitch. I spit my coffee all over my laptop.

Hope they reinforced the floor under that part of the store.

Très Chic

“zipping around the cookie aisle in her rascal mobility scooter”, had me spit out my water.

Hilarious!

Is it for cars?

I'm in the market for a new marquee...

You all would be so pissed if 4XL women had no clothes to wear and were forced to walk around nude.

Could Chrissy fit into a 4XL?

Looks like my love seat is getting a new slipcover for spring!

I also doubt she could fit in 4xl.

It's a match made in hog heaven!

Chrissy hasn't told us her line is made by nine-year-olds sewing twelve-hours-a-day at the factory of "Omar the Tent Maker."

She's always seemed like a nice girl and it's nice that she is comfortable in her own skin. There are people that are smaller that wouldn't be able to get in front of a camera like she does. With that said, the dresses are hideous. I hope she designs something nicer looking for the rest of the clothes.

Wasn’t Chrissy supposed to put down her tub of ice cream and lose weight as part of her story arc on “This Is Us”?

First fashion show.

You queens are so petty. I can smell the jizz leaking out your bussys

R4: OMG. Is that thing peeking out from under her go-anywhere housedress a belly button?

One of my favorite Mo Collins sketches from MadTV

being a relative fatty myself I can assure you that unless there is SIGNIFICANT vanity sizing going on, she wouldn't be able to fit into her own line at 4x

Collaborations are all the rage these days; perhaps now that Chrissy has established herself in the fashion world she could work on a project with one of the great houses of Paris or Milan?

Big women have a very difficult time finding fashionable clothing in their size. If this helps women to feel better about themselves, what’s the harm?

Is it in apparel or down with the drapery?

Just stating the obvious, there are TONS of overweight people in this country. They need clothes, too.

I see what you did there.

[quote] With that said, the dresses are hideous.

Whaddaya mean?

This one’s a nice print.

Do they charge by how many pounds the dress weights?

i have to pick up my husband's cancer medications at Wal-Mart, because that pharmacy in a small city, is the best able to fulfill them. To Wal-Mart's credit, they reserve five parking spots near the pharmacy for medication pick-up. I don't need to enter the store. I do see people walk to and from their cars, and they are all as depicted in the popular "People of Wal-Mart" website. I've lived outside the US for nine months, so seeing the obtuse, oblate spheroids, tattooed and masked, waddle about with their merchandise is popcorn-worthy.

I think Ms. Metz's clothing line will be enormously popular, as long as the garments aren't too close to the outdoor recreation section. Tarpaulin can chafe.

Here's the launch ad.

Many of Walmart's customers would look better in those dresses than what they wore into the store.

I heard it was a collaboration with Dress Barn, recently saved from bankruptcy by Ms. Metz, and Snickers. A lot of the clothing will be scratch and sniff, and although Chrissie prefers frozen Snickers, she was cool with the room temp Snickers earrings for girls with low blood sugar, and the very fresh, very now, Pop Tart boxes that can be slid over most ankle nubs after the diabetic circulatory removal of the actual feet.

Don't laugh. Jessica Simpson became a billionaire making clothes for obese heffers who shop at Walmart.

She is also working on a portion-controlled line of snacks for the woman on the go. Here is the delicious prototype of the ice cream snackwich, designed to fit discreetly in your purse! Better eat it before it melts!

[quote] Don't laugh. Jessica Simpson became a billionaire making clothes for obese heffers who shop at Walmart.

Jessica Simpson's line is sold at Macy's, which, like it or not, is several steps above Walmart in quality and style. Yes Macy's is trash, but Walmart is just that much below Macy's.

R37 uh Jessica Simpson is not a billionaire, she's worth about $200 million, her clothing line hit over a billion dollars in sales

Big difference

Macy's is not trash!

Jessica Simpsons shoe/boot line is very well made

[quote]Chrissy currently wears a size 18 to 20 in pants

Would you rather fat people went without clothes?

r44, we would prefer they stop gorging themselves and exercise.

She should've partnered with REI.

the fuck she does r43. I wear an 18 pants and am an xl in lands end dresses. granted, I believe that I am a lot taller than her (5 ft 9) but I am not round. she's round and at least a size 28

Tess Holliday claims to be a size 22.

Fat lesbians don't wear dresses. You're a frau interloper. This is a site created by gay people for gay people to discuss gay shit. This is ot a site for fraus. You are not welcome here, unless you are a gay man or a lesbian. Get the fuck out of our bar, fraupotomus.

[quote] Jessica Simpsons shoe/boot line is very well made

I agree, I like her line of shoes.

Giirls, you know Ms. Metz and Ms. Holliday mean feet circumference when they state their garment sizes, right?

The line features mix-and-match dress and face mask sets. Here is Chrissy in one of her favorite combinations!

Chrissie got OP greyed and crossed out! Don’t mess with this bitch!!!

This dress is kind of pretty. I don’t mind it, and it’s nicer than most of the stuff they sell for very obese people.

[quote] Just stating the obvious, there are [bold]TON-weight[/bold] people in this country. They need clothes, too

FTFY

Another Chrissy thread greyed out?

Women have really taken over here.

That dress is nice. Way better than a lot of the stuff currently offered for obese women.

That said, she will now catch shit from Fat Acceptance crazies because her line "only" goes up to size 28. Seriously.

I trust there will also be a line of snack purses.

I’m a size twelve.

R58, this is Pon. Hiding from Miss Chrissy. She in cookie aisle. Call Walmart security -- trapped in dress and can't find way out! Help!

18 to 20 what? Feet?

Can also double as a flotation device.

Will there be a men's line for us husky fellows?

Trump already had a clothing line.

She's got a lovely face.

If this video was any frauier...

...She'd be doing lines of pumpkin spice.

She forgot about the two buckets of fried chicken between prayer and meditation in her morning schedule.

Chrissy was one of the most talented actresses ever. She also had a lot of joint pain and struggles with door-frames throughout her life. Despite that, she had a clogged heart, which is hard to encounter in Hollywood. At a time when gay men were oppressed beyond belief they identified with her struggles and she theirs.

One of the greatest collabs since Star Jones for Payless! I can't wait to see what Chrissy x Georgia Tent And Awning looks like next time I scoot on down to Walmart to get some cronuts.

How come Chrissy never win an Emmy?

CHRISSY!!!!

Listen up, Doll! We don’t hate you! We actually like you!! It seems untrue, but it is not.

Bullying you is wrong, no question, but these fuckers here who do so, aren’t the first, the worst, and sometimes, funny as fuck.

HOWEVER, forget about them, AND think about YOU!!!

CHRISSY. If you don’t lose weight and do it SOON, you will become 100% disabled and more miserable than you have ever imagined, because you won’t be able to work or even walk the 10 feet across the room that you’re capable of, as of now. You will need a caretaker forever, and while I suspect you actually like that idea, you don’t have to remain obese and disabled, to have one. You’re earning money!!! You can hire one and be thin. They’re called assistants and housekeepers, as you well know, because all of your famous and thin friends, ALSO have them!!

Lose weight or barely exist. Dying would be a BETTER outcome!

What the fuck is wrong with you, woman? LOSE THE WEIGHT, already! Snap out of it!!!