Jim Bakker is on "sabbatical" after suffering a stroke

There have been a lot of COVID-19 related strokes reported. I hope the old charlatan suffers.

That’s a shame. ™

Sad, Last Hours. Gone by 4pm PST today?

BYE SATANS PUPPETT .

My birthday present came a couple weeks early! 🥳

Little colloidal silver fix that right up.

Who stroked him?

I hope wherever Tammy Faye is, she is giggling right now. Waiting to slam the gates shut on his ass, if he tries to pass pearly gates.

Whomp, whomp.

I doubt that TF is in heaven.

He will recover well after eating nothing but his slop buckets for the end times. (And bonus, you can use them as a toilet when you're done eating the slop!)

Now why would God send him a stroke? Has Jim been a bad boy?

I met Tammy Faye while out shopping once, she couldn't have been more kind or gracious but I could easily tell she was a mentalist.

[quote]I met Tammy Faye while out shopping once, she couldn't have been more kind or gracious but I could easily tell she was a mentalist.

She performed a mind-reading act for you?

We know who will sing at the funeral

Stroke? Looks like jaundice to me.

Wait, there's a slop bucket song?

Can't Pat Robertson cure him? You'd think his fellows over at The 500 Club would throw some HEALING! his way!

I used to have this T-shirt.

R16 You can't make this shit up. This is a skit, right?

He will soon be in here. With us.

Another lie - it's just a facebook post from his wife. Unless he's in the hospital and there are pics and doctor confirmation, this is just a distraction put out there.

I don't believe it. Too convenient and no proof.

Ha. Ha. Ha. He looks like a boiled chicken in that picture. Oh, and could he just die already!?

R23 Grifters gotta grift.

[quote] I doubt that TF is in heaven.

No, she's not in Heaven, because Heaven is not real.

[quote]No, she's not in Heaven, because Heaven is not real.

Heaven is a place on earth.

I also question the stroke story. Too convenient, after being told to stop peddling his snake-oil "cure" for coronavirus and facing at least one lawsuit because of it. Maybe he's afraid of being hauled off to the slammer again (and crying like a big ol' girl as he's taken away).

Not a skit, R21. In fact, i should've linked this one because the singer gives a quick backstory on how the song was written:

Should we blame ourselves?

Tammy Faye's idea of heaven would be an all-you-can-apply free makeup buffet.

r15 Mentalist. informal•British. an eccentric or mad person.

And you all thought I'd be the first to stroke out and die.

Did he try some of his own product?

Die already old man. Die die die.

If he and Rush die in the same year I will sing and dance and thank baby Jesus for his infinite wisdom.

I wonder if some of his more paranoid elderly followers dipped into the slop buckets during Corona lockdown. More dangerous than the virus itself.

Spare us from all these snake oil salesmen. Read James Randi's book "The Faith Healers" sometime if you want to get a real idea of how predatory these bastards are.

R37 But I say that anyone that seeks out spiritual guidance from the likes of Jim Bakker, deserves spiritual guidance from Jim Bakker.

[quote] You'd think his fellows over at The 500 Club would throw some HEALING! his way!

So glad to hear that Pat Robertson has lost 200 of his followers.

[quote]Did he try some of his own product?

@3:10 he tastes the food.

That silver crap, I doubt it.

Don't we all stir our bucket of cheezy broccoli rice with a pooper scooper?

Thoughts, prayers, etc etc etc

He's probably cooked up a scam and is going to come back in a few days magically 100% cured claiming one of his fake concoctions cured his stroke completely.

I am happy.

How I always remember Jim.

He looks mongoloid in that R45 photo.

I love it, when corrupt sissy boys like Jimmy have to go to jail!

If he actually had a stroke then I'm Aimee Semple McPherson.

I wish you were posting his obit.

Pots and thrayers

Even Darfur Orphan couldn't choke down Jim's buckets of slop.

Die, Die, DIE already!

What's the point of buying a Chrissy Metz appetizer sized bucket of food if the fucking world is going to end?

Here's the problem: Most of the people who buy that slop will be old people. If the Zombie apocalypse is upon us, how exactly do they plan on protecting their food bucket supply when someone younger could easily come along and take it from them?

God will save the righteous!

As bad as he is, I miss those days. I prefer all of those con artists to the one in WH right now, along with his cockroach followers.

CUNT

Praise the Lord!

He looks pretty good, especially his skin, for 80.

[quote]What's the point of buying a Chrissy Metz appetizer sized bucket of food if the fucking world is going to end?

I'm no expert on the Apocalypse, I can assure you, but before Jesus makes his triumphant return to Earth and the righteous are called up to Heaven, mankind will first have to suffer through the "end times," which will be filled with plague, pestilence, famine and, I imagine, swarms of locusts. Jim's buckets of slop will provide the sustenance needed to endure this period of suffering before the final judgment.

How many dicks you think he's seen in the 700-club lockerroom?

R60, if it is the tribulation, you will not know it.

Only the righteous shall see it.

[quote]How many dicks you think he's seen in the 700-club lockerroom?

Fixed it for you.

How many dicks do you think he sucked in the 700-club lockeroom?

Thoughts & Prayers

Tots and pears.

[quote] How many dicks you think he's seen in the 700-club lockerroom?

None. At least not recently. He's not been involved with the 700 Club. since 1972. That's Pat Robertson.

If the guy in R16's link is any gauge of the typical male congregant, I don't think any dicks can be seen from under all the front butts.

I think there's a small part of Jim that misses all the male 'camaraderie' of prison.

And PS - again, God did not smite him with a stroke at the most opportune time to avoid federal investigations. He's busy shredding and burning documents and looking up foreign retirement destinations.

[quote]He's busy shredding and burning documents and looking up foreign retirement destinations.

Will he be taking his buckets of slop with him?

[quote] mankind will first have to suffer through the "end times," which will be filled with plague, pestilence, famine and, I imagine, swarms of locusts.

In case you haven't noticed, we're already there.

Just wait till hurricane season kicks up.

Is that old queen dead yet?

R59, when you have no soul, you don't stress. Stress causes wrinkles.