Jon Hamm's porn past

Uggh. It's 2020.

Does anyone still desire/care about Jon Hamm?

"dressing sets" could be code for working as a fluffer.

I didn’t realize he wore a rug.

He made up the story.

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Jon Hamm is someone I would want to fuck, but never hang out with. Every time I see him interviewed there is something off-putting about his personality.

Watch his appearance on The Dating Game, r6, if you need further validation.

[quote] Does anyone still desire/care about Jon Hamm?

Only the paparazzi

Is he still an old lush?

The last 50 guys I had sex with are better looking than this man.

No amount of dick would make up for that face.

I've never seen evidence of his "prodigious endowment," just a bunch of paparazzi shots that indicate he's a shower and not a grower.

His degree of public desperation and thirst (eg, R8) increases as his star power grows dimmer and dimmer.

Remember back when people were thinking of him as a leading man in feature films? There was actually talk of him for James Bond at one point.

What about Queen Elizabeth's S&M past?

Jon Hamm might start thinking about Jon Hamm's porn future

I'm sorry he's aging relatively quickly, which should be expected given his history of drinking. He was so handsome when young.

Dataloungers tend not to like him, but i always find him sweet and affable when interviewed, though i know he has incidents in his past when he hazed frat brothers pretty badly.

Box office poison. I agree he is smug in interviews and phoney. He's not a very good actor. Was terrible in Good omens. Does his publicist pay Just Jared. They show pictures of him every time he takes a s***.

I find him scorching hot, but mostly as his Draper character.

Emotionally unavailable and well endowed men hit all my buttons, I guess.

The frat abuse story was awful, coupled with Kathy Griffin's account of him being an obnoxious drunken asshole at a dinner party, and knowing that he cheated on poor Jennifer Westfeldt when she'd supported him financially for some years... with every woman in sight.

It's one thing to fuck Kristen Wiig on the set of BRIDESMAIDS, but January Jones, repeatedly? Apparently they didn't even like each other, but that didn't stop them.

Yeah, he's aging really bad. He always seems miserable. Mean drunk. Unless at sporting events where people still remember Mad Men.

R18 gross, his dick probably smells like fish.

Wiig 🤢

Supposably now it's any woman with a pulse.

He honestly looks like a guy who would date a single mother and then start fucking her teenage daughter.

He a one hit wonder who hasn't been good in anything else since Mad Men.

He can still make money at Mad Men conventions.

In Mad Men, both Hamm and January Jones were terrible actors but made their characters work. They were surrounded with far better actors: John Slattery, Elisabeth Moss and Robert Morse.

Does he have an #ONLYFANS yet?

Who needed to bother with Jon Hamm when you had the lovely Aaron Staton channeling Ted Bessel?

Aaron, if you're reading this, I also loved you in "My Mother And Other Strangers." Call me sometime, my door's always open.

R18 Is he fucking Kristen Wiig a fact? Or just rumor?

You guys are crazy. Jon Hamm is in classic stud land forever because of Don Draper and the excellence of Mad Men. He'll always get my tighty whities to tighten and rise up.

Jon Hamm worked as drama teacher at private school in St.Louis. I wonder if he ever fucked any students.

I could wait tables anywhere in world. But, no. Instead you had to give us crappy ass movies.

Supposedly he was fired from that school.

[quote] He honestly looks like a guy who would date a single mother and then start fucking her teenage daughter.

ooh, sounds hot.

He sounds very judgemental and dismissive of people.

(R32) you don't get much do you? Maybe you should.

(R33) that's why I've never cared for him. He was good in Mad Men but that was a while ago.

[quote]I could wait tables anywhere in world.

Yeah, but probably not very well.

He used to be the most handsome man I'd ever seen. Now, I'm happy to say, I'd turn him down. But mostly due to his personality.

I suggest his porn name be Dong Raper.

There will come a point where Jon will have to go full-frontal to save his career.

I’d still let his aging dong rest upon my shoulder.

You guys are nuts but what else is new. Hamm had what every actor dreams of, a character with whom he will forever be identified because of the quality of the show and his performance. He's handsome AF and continues to work consistently since Mad Men. Whatever idea you have of what Hollywood success should look like, his career is a very successful one. He plays mostly character parts now but, for an actor, that's almost insurance that they will continue to work for the rest of their lives without the pressure of having to sustain A status. He won't have to do porn and he won't have to show his dick in order to work, believe me, but I for one would be thrilled if he did.

I know he's supposed to have a big dick but I've never found him sexy at all.

He's box poison. Every time he does a movie, it makes no money. It's kind of actually funny. He should have had leading-man status after Mad Men. But after Million Dollar Arm did so lousy I think he realized he couldn't carry a movie. He'll stick with commercials to make an easy buck. The booze is ageing him. And I don't buy that nice guy act. He supposedly has a really bad temper.

But was he the Brawny man?

"Hamm had what every actor dreams of, a character with whom he will forever be identified"

I thought that was the death knell of a career? To be forever identified with Mary Richards, Edith Bunker or Doogie Howser?

Hamm was cute as pie on Billy Eichner's show asking women and men if they would have a threesome with them.

Sometimes big pricks have big pricks.

R31 If it was the John Burroughs School, then they must have made up with Jon because they frequently mention him as an alum and former teacher on their website and social media.

It was the University of Texas. He left the school shortly after. St. Louis buys his nice guy act because he donates money to the schools and sports there.

"I thought that was the death knell of a career? To be forever identified with Mary Richards, Edith Bunker or Doogie Howser?"

Bitch, please.

"Supposably"

Oh, DEAR, R21.

(It took this long, you stupid Hamm-hating cunts?)

Maybe we can get lucky and he will go back to St. Louis and stay there. I know the local bars would love it.