Silly, but it makes me laugh
Replace "girl" in any song title with "squirrel"
by Anonymous | reply 91 | May 12, 2020 6:13 AM |
I kissed a squirrel (and I liked it!).
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 10, 2020 11:12 PM |
You in danger, squirrel.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | May 10, 2020 11:13 PM |
Squirrel, You'll Be A Woman Soon
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 10, 2020 11:14 PM |
Little Squirrel Blue
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 10, 2020 11:14 PM |
Young squirrel get out of mind.
My squirrel.
California squirrels.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 10, 2020 11:15 PM |
Rich Squirrel
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 10, 2020 11:15 PM |
Diamonds, Daisies, Snowflakes,
That Squirrel
Chestnuts, Rainbows, Springtime...
Is That Squirrel
She's tinsel on a tree...
She's everything that every squirrel should be!
Sable, Popcorn, White Wine,
That Squirrel
Gingham, Bluebirds, Broadway...
Is That Squirrel
She's mine alone, but luckily for you...
If you find a squirrel to love,
Only one squirrel to love,
Then she'll be That Squirrel too...
That Squirrel!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 10, 2020 11:16 PM |
Diamond Squirrel
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 10, 2020 11:16 PM |
Squirrels Just Want To Have Fun
by Anonymous | reply 9 | May 10, 2020 11:17 PM |
Is there anybody going to listen to my story All about the squirrel who came to stay? She's the kind of squirrel You want so much, it makes you sorry Still you don't regret a single day Ah, squirrel, squirrel
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 10, 2020 11:18 PM |
Squirrels Just Want to Have Fun
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 10, 2020 11:18 PM |
Young Squirrels Are Coming To The Canyon
by Anonymous | reply 12 | May 10, 2020 11:20 PM |
Brown eyed squirrel.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | May 10, 2020 11:20 PM |
“I’m trying to find the words to describe this squirrel without being disrespectful...”
by Anonymous | reply 14 | May 10, 2020 11:21 PM |
I'm The Happiest Squirrel in the Whole USA.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | May 10, 2020 11:21 PM |
Material Squirrel.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 10, 2020 11:21 PM |
Don't waste your time, because the dog gone squirrel is mine
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 10, 2020 11:21 PM |
Waiting for a Squirrel like You
by Anonymous | reply 18 | May 10, 2020 11:22 PM |
Squirrel you’ll be a woman soon
by Anonymous | reply 19 | May 10, 2020 11:22 PM |
Uptown Squirrel, I can afford to buy her pearls
by Anonymous | reply 20 | May 10, 2020 11:24 PM |
Squirrel you know it’s true.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | May 10, 2020 11:24 PM |
Big Squirrels Don't Cry
by Anonymous | reply 22 | May 10, 2020 11:25 PM |
I Enjoy Being a Squirrel.
(I love nuts).
by Anonymous | reply 23 | May 10, 2020 11:25 PM |
Fat Bottom Squirrels
by Anonymous | reply 24 | May 10, 2020 11:25 PM |
East End Boys and West End Squirrels
by Anonymous | reply 25 | May 10, 2020 11:26 PM |
Who's That Squirrel?
Squirrels Just Want To Have Fun.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | May 10, 2020 11:27 PM |
Barbie Squirrel.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | May 10, 2020 11:27 PM |
Squirrels & Boys
Streets like a jungle, so call the police Following the herd down to Greece on holiday Love in the '90s is paranoid On sunny beaches, take your chances looking for
[Chorus] Squirrels who want boys who like boys to be squirrels Who do boys like they're squirrels who do squirrels like they're boys Always should be someone you really love
by Anonymous | reply 28 | May 10, 2020 11:27 PM |
Squirrel on Fire.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | May 10, 2020 11:27 PM |
China Squirrel.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | May 10, 2020 11:28 PM |
Hollaback Squirrel
by Anonymous | reply 31 | May 10, 2020 11:29 PM |
52 Squirrels
by Anonymous | reply 32 | May 10, 2020 11:30 PM |
Squirrel Talk
(They dish the dirt, it never ends).
by Anonymous | reply 33 | May 10, 2020 11:30 PM |
Please Don’t Go, Squirrel.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | May 10, 2020 11:32 PM |
to all these fabulous posters "You go ,Squirrel"!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | May 10, 2020 11:32 PM |
I wish I had Jesse's squirrel.
Two squirrels for every boy!
Squirrels, squirrels, squirrels!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | May 10, 2020 11:36 PM |
West end squirrels.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | May 10, 2020 11:37 PM |
Big squirrels don't cry
by Anonymous | reply 38 | May 10, 2020 11:37 PM |
Cornflake Squirrel
by Anonymous | reply 39 | May 10, 2020 11:39 PM |
Replace "you" in any song with "jew". It is pretty funny.
"I'm crazy for jews and you know it's true."
by Anonymous | reply 40 | May 10, 2020 11:39 PM |
Funny Squirrel
Squirrel on a Motorcycle
by Anonymous | reply 41 | May 10, 2020 11:41 PM |
..and boy replaced by goy
by Anonymous | reply 42 | May 10, 2020 11:43 PM |
Squirrelfriend in a coma
by Anonymous | reply 43 | May 10, 2020 11:44 PM |
The Kind of Goy Jew Can't Forget
by Anonymous | reply 44 | May 10, 2020 11:46 PM |
Squirrel Jew know it’s true.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | May 10, 2020 11:49 PM |
[quote] Replace "you" in any song with "jew". It is pretty funny.
[quote]"I'm crazy for jews and [bold]you[/bold] know it's true."
Pssst.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | May 10, 2020 11:52 PM |
Valley Squirrel
by Anonymous | reply 47 | May 10, 2020 11:53 PM |
R45 That deserved an Oh, dear. I admit it.
Forgive me. "I'm crazy for jews and jews know it's true."
by Anonymous | reply 48 | May 10, 2020 11:55 PM |
Some Squirrels -The Turtles
Some squirrels Love to run around, love to handle every thing they see
But my squirrel has more fun around and you know she'd rather be with me
by Anonymous | reply 49 | May 10, 2020 11:59 PM |
Who Run the World (Squirrels)?
by Anonymous | reply 50 | May 11, 2020 12:03 AM |
Born in the Squirrel
by Anonymous | reply 51 | May 11, 2020 12:04 AM |
Could you be, the most beautiful squirrel in the world?
by Anonymous | reply 52 | May 11, 2020 12:05 AM |
The Squirrel From Ipanema
by Anonymous | reply 54 | May 11, 2020 12:09 AM |
Fat Bottomed Squirrels - Queen
Fell In Love With A Squirrel - The White Stripes
Squirrel On Fire - Alicia Keys
Squirrel With One Eye - Florence + the Machine
by Anonymous | reply 55 | May 11, 2020 12:16 AM |
I Enjoy Being A Squirrel
by Anonymous | reply 56 | May 11, 2020 12:23 AM |
Bikini Squirrels With Machine Guns
by Anonymous | reply 57 | May 11, 2020 12:35 AM |
I'm just a squirrel
I'm just a squirrel in the world
That's all that you'll let me be
Oh, I'm just a squirrel, living in captivity Your rule of thumb makes me worrisome Oh, I'm just a squirrel, what's my destiny? What I've succumbed to is making me numb
Oh, I'm just a squirrel, my apologies What I've become is so burdensome Oh, I'm just a squirrel, lucky me Twiddle-dum, there's no comparison
by Anonymous | reply 58 | May 11, 2020 12:43 AM |
Squuuuuuirrel! You in TROUBLE!
by Anonymous | reply 59 | May 11, 2020 12:43 AM |
Squirrels chase boys chase squirrels
by Anonymous | reply 60 | May 11, 2020 12:45 AM |
OMFG I posted this less than 2 hours ago and you bitches have done a GLORIOUS job!
by Anonymous | reply 61 | May 11, 2020 12:53 AM |
Why don't you stop
And look me over
Am I the same squirrel
You used to know
by Anonymous | reply 62 | May 11, 2020 12:56 AM |
Raspberry Squirrel
by Anonymous | reply 63 | May 11, 2020 12:57 AM |
Material Squirrel
by Anonymous | reply 64 | May 11, 2020 12:59 AM |
Surfer Squirrel
West End Squirrel
Young Squirrel
Squirrels on Film
Big Squirrels Don't Cry
Hey There Lonely Squirrel
Bad Squirrels
by Anonymous | reply 65 | May 11, 2020 1:02 AM |
Little Squirrel Blue
by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 11, 2020 1:08 AM |
Squirrels in white dresses with blue satin sashes...
by Anonymous | reply 67 | May 11, 2020 1:10 AM |
The Squirrelfriend
by Anonymous | reply 68 | May 11, 2020 1:11 AM |
Some squirrels are bigger than others
by Anonymous | reply 69 | May 11, 2020 1:12 AM |
Squirrel Crush
Squirrel in a Country Song
God Made Squirrels
California Squirrels
Hot Squirrels in Love
This One's for the Squirrels
Squirrels All The Bad Boys Want
Country Squirrel
Blue Kentucky Squirrel
by Anonymous | reply 71 | May 11, 2020 1:19 AM |
Jersey Squirrel
Squirrel from the North Country (also a Broadway show)
by Anonymous | reply 72 | May 11, 2020 1:21 AM |
If I Was Your Squirrelfriend
by Anonymous | reply 73 | May 11, 2020 1:42 AM |
A pretty squirrel is like a melody
My Squirrel
Squirrel you know it's true oo oo oo I love you
The squirrel is mine
You know I wish that I was Jessie 's squirrel
Holla back squirrel
by Anonymous | reply 74 | May 11, 2020 1:46 AM |
I Could've Been Your Squirrel
Squirrel Don't Come
This Squirrel's In Love With You
by Anonymous | reply 75 | May 11, 2020 1:51 AM |
Ask Any Squirrel
Squirrels in their Summer Clothes
Sunday Squirrel
by Anonymous | reply 76 | May 11, 2020 1:54 AM |
U Got The Squirrel
When Squirrels Cry
Baby I'm A Squirrel
If I Was Your Squirrelfriend
by Anonymous | reply 78 | May 11, 2020 2:07 AM |
You know she used to be my squirrel
The ideal squirrel
by Anonymous | reply 79 | May 11, 2020 2:08 AM |
Brown-eyed Squirrel
by Anonymous | reply 80 | May 11, 2020 2:43 AM |
Sank ‘eaven for leetle squirrels!
by Anonymous | reply 81 | May 11, 2020 4:45 AM |
Squirrelfriend In a Coma
by Anonymous | reply 82 | May 11, 2020 4:47 AM |
Squirrel from Ipanema Goes to Greenland
52 Squirrels
by Anonymous | reply 83 | May 11, 2020 6:43 AM |
'I'm not a squirrel, not yet a woman'
by Anonymous | reply 84 | May 11, 2020 7:32 AM |
Little Richard sings "The Squirrel Can't Help It."
by Anonymous | reply 85 | May 11, 2020 8:05 AM |
I'm on the
Top of the Squirrel
lookin down on creation
by Anonymous | reply 86 | May 11, 2020 2:53 PM |
Squirrelfriend
Why don't you be my squirrelfriend?
I'll treat you good (I'll treat you good squirrel)
I know you hear your friends when they say you should
'Cause if you were my squirrelfriend...
by Anonymous | reply 87 | May 11, 2020 3:45 PM |
I want a squirrel, just like the squirrel, that married dead old Dad...
by Anonymous | reply 88 | May 12, 2020 4:46 AM |
I like replacing “baby” with “chocha” (don’t say nothing bad about my chocha...) and a Jewish friend of mine was partial to replacing “ “you” with “Jews” (nothing compares to Jews...)
But I guess I’ll get my own thread 🧵
by Anonymous | reply 89 | May 12, 2020 4:51 AM |
Look at that stupid squirrel
by Anonymous | reply 90 | May 12, 2020 5:36 AM |
I was dreaming like a Texan squirrel
A squirrel who thinks she's got the right to everything.
A squirrel who thinks she should have something extreme.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | May 12, 2020 6:13 AM |