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Replace "girl" in any song title with "squirrel"

Silly, but it makes me laugh

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by Anonymousreply 91May 12, 2020 6:13 AM

I kissed a squirrel (and I liked it!).

by Anonymousreply 1May 10, 2020 11:12 PM

You in danger, squirrel.

by Anonymousreply 2May 10, 2020 11:13 PM

Squirrel, You'll Be A Woman Soon

by Anonymousreply 3May 10, 2020 11:14 PM

Little Squirrel Blue

by Anonymousreply 4May 10, 2020 11:14 PM

Young squirrel get out of mind.

My squirrel.

California squirrels.

by Anonymousreply 5May 10, 2020 11:15 PM

Rich Squirrel

by Anonymousreply 6May 10, 2020 11:15 PM

Diamonds, Daisies, Snowflakes,

That Squirrel

Chestnuts, Rainbows, Springtime...

Is That Squirrel

She's tinsel on a tree...

She's everything that every squirrel should be!

Sable, Popcorn, White Wine,

That Squirrel

Gingham, Bluebirds, Broadway...

Is That Squirrel

She's mine alone, but luckily for you...

If you find a squirrel to love,

Only one squirrel to love,

Then she'll be That Squirrel too...

That Squirrel!

by Anonymousreply 7May 10, 2020 11:16 PM

Diamond Squirrel

by Anonymousreply 8May 10, 2020 11:16 PM

Squirrels Just Want To Have Fun

by Anonymousreply 9May 10, 2020 11:17 PM

Is there anybody going to listen to my story All about the squirrel who came to stay? She's the kind of squirrel You want so much, it makes you sorry Still you don't regret a single day Ah, squirrel, squirrel

by Anonymousreply 10May 10, 2020 11:18 PM

Squirrels Just Want to Have Fun

by Anonymousreply 11May 10, 2020 11:18 PM

Young Squirrels Are Coming To The Canyon

by Anonymousreply 12May 10, 2020 11:20 PM

Brown eyed squirrel.

by Anonymousreply 13May 10, 2020 11:20 PM

“I’m trying to find the words to describe this squirrel without being disrespectful...”

by Anonymousreply 14May 10, 2020 11:21 PM

I'm The Happiest Squirrel in the Whole USA.

by Anonymousreply 15May 10, 2020 11:21 PM

Material Squirrel.

by Anonymousreply 16May 10, 2020 11:21 PM

Don't waste your time, because the dog gone squirrel is mine

by Anonymousreply 17May 10, 2020 11:21 PM

Waiting for a Squirrel like You

by Anonymousreply 18May 10, 2020 11:22 PM

Squirrel you’ll be a woman soon

by Anonymousreply 19May 10, 2020 11:22 PM

Uptown Squirrel, I can afford to buy her pearls

by Anonymousreply 20May 10, 2020 11:24 PM

Squirrel you know it’s true.

by Anonymousreply 21May 10, 2020 11:24 PM

Big Squirrels Don't Cry

by Anonymousreply 22May 10, 2020 11:25 PM

I Enjoy Being a Squirrel.

(I love nuts).

by Anonymousreply 23May 10, 2020 11:25 PM

Fat Bottom Squirrels

by Anonymousreply 24May 10, 2020 11:25 PM

East End Boys and West End Squirrels

by Anonymousreply 25May 10, 2020 11:26 PM

Who's That Squirrel?

Squirrels Just Want To Have Fun.

by Anonymousreply 26May 10, 2020 11:27 PM

Barbie Squirrel.

by Anonymousreply 27May 10, 2020 11:27 PM

Squirrels & Boys

Streets like a jungle, so call the police Following the herd down to Greece on holiday Love in the '90s is paranoid On sunny beaches, take your chances looking for

[Chorus] Squirrels who want boys who like boys to be squirrels Who do boys like they're squirrels who do squirrels like they're boys Always should be someone you really love

by Anonymousreply 28May 10, 2020 11:27 PM

Squirrel on Fire.

by Anonymousreply 29May 10, 2020 11:27 PM

China Squirrel.

by Anonymousreply 30May 10, 2020 11:28 PM

Hollaback Squirrel

by Anonymousreply 31May 10, 2020 11:29 PM

52 Squirrels

by Anonymousreply 32May 10, 2020 11:30 PM

Squirrel Talk

(They dish the dirt, it never ends).

by Anonymousreply 33May 10, 2020 11:30 PM

Please Don’t Go, Squirrel.

by Anonymousreply 34May 10, 2020 11:32 PM

to all these fabulous posters "You go ,Squirrel"!

by Anonymousreply 35May 10, 2020 11:32 PM

I wish I had Jesse's squirrel.

Two squirrels for every boy!

Squirrels, squirrels, squirrels!

by Anonymousreply 36May 10, 2020 11:36 PM

West end squirrels.

by Anonymousreply 37May 10, 2020 11:37 PM

Big squirrels don't cry

by Anonymousreply 38May 10, 2020 11:37 PM

Cornflake Squirrel

by Anonymousreply 39May 10, 2020 11:39 PM

Replace "you" in any song with "jew". It is pretty funny.

"I'm crazy for jews and you know it's true."

by Anonymousreply 40May 10, 2020 11:39 PM

Funny Squirrel

Squirrel on a Motorcycle

by Anonymousreply 41May 10, 2020 11:41 PM

..and boy replaced by goy

by Anonymousreply 42May 10, 2020 11:43 PM

Squirrelfriend in a coma

by Anonymousreply 43May 10, 2020 11:44 PM

The Kind of Goy Jew Can't Forget

by Anonymousreply 44May 10, 2020 11:46 PM

Squirrel Jew know it’s true.

by Anonymousreply 45May 10, 2020 11:49 PM

[quote] Replace "you" in any song with "jew". It is pretty funny.

[quote]"I'm crazy for jews and [bold]you[/bold] know it's true."

Pssst.

by Anonymousreply 46May 10, 2020 11:52 PM

Valley Squirrel

by Anonymousreply 47May 10, 2020 11:53 PM

R45 That deserved an Oh, dear. I admit it.

Forgive me. "I'm crazy for jews and jews know it's true."

by Anonymousreply 48May 10, 2020 11:55 PM

Some Squirrels -The Turtles

Some squirrels Love to run around, love to handle every thing they see

But my squirrel has more fun around and you know she'd rather be with me

by Anonymousreply 49May 10, 2020 11:59 PM

Who Run the World (Squirrels)?

by Anonymousreply 50May 11, 2020 12:03 AM

Born in the Squirrel

by Anonymousreply 51May 11, 2020 12:04 AM

Could you be, the most beautiful squirrel in the world?

by Anonymousreply 52May 11, 2020 12:05 AM

When the Boys Talk About the Squirrels

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by Anonymousreply 53May 11, 2020 12:09 AM

The Squirrel From Ipanema

by Anonymousreply 54May 11, 2020 12:09 AM

Fat Bottomed Squirrels - Queen

Fell In Love With A Squirrel - The White Stripes

Squirrel On Fire - Alicia Keys

Squirrel With One Eye - Florence + the Machine

by Anonymousreply 55May 11, 2020 12:16 AM

I Enjoy Being A Squirrel

by Anonymousreply 56May 11, 2020 12:23 AM

Bikini Squirrels With Machine Guns

by Anonymousreply 57May 11, 2020 12:35 AM

I'm just a squirrel

I'm just a squirrel in the world

That's all that you'll let me be

Oh, I'm just a squirrel, living in captivity Your rule of thumb makes me worrisome Oh, I'm just a squirrel, what's my destiny? What I've succumbed to is making me numb

Oh, I'm just a squirrel, my apologies What I've become is so burdensome Oh, I'm just a squirrel, lucky me Twiddle-dum, there's no comparison

by Anonymousreply 58May 11, 2020 12:43 AM

Squuuuuuirrel! You in TROUBLE!

by Anonymousreply 59May 11, 2020 12:43 AM

Squirrels chase boys chase squirrels

by Anonymousreply 60May 11, 2020 12:45 AM

OMFG I posted this less than 2 hours ago and you bitches have done a GLORIOUS job!

by Anonymousreply 61May 11, 2020 12:53 AM

Why don't you stop

And look me over

Am I the same squirrel

You used to know

by Anonymousreply 62May 11, 2020 12:56 AM

Raspberry Squirrel

by Anonymousreply 63May 11, 2020 12:57 AM

Material Squirrel

by Anonymousreply 64May 11, 2020 12:59 AM

Surfer Squirrel

West End Squirrel

Young Squirrel

Squirrels on Film

Big Squirrels Don't Cry

Hey There Lonely Squirrel

Bad Squirrels

by Anonymousreply 65May 11, 2020 1:02 AM

Little Squirrel Blue

by Anonymousreply 66May 11, 2020 1:08 AM

Squirrels in white dresses with blue satin sashes...

by Anonymousreply 67May 11, 2020 1:10 AM

The Squirrelfriend

by Anonymousreply 68May 11, 2020 1:11 AM

Some squirrels are bigger than others

by Anonymousreply 69May 11, 2020 1:12 AM

Music to Watch Squirrels By

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by Anonymousreply 70May 11, 2020 1:18 AM

Squirrel Crush

Squirrel in a Country Song

God Made Squirrels

California Squirrels

Hot Squirrels in Love

This One's for the Squirrels

Squirrels All The Bad Boys Want

Country Squirrel

Blue Kentucky Squirrel

by Anonymousreply 71May 11, 2020 1:19 AM

Jersey Squirrel

Squirrel from the North Country (also a Broadway show)

by Anonymousreply 72May 11, 2020 1:21 AM

If I Was Your Squirrelfriend

by Anonymousreply 73May 11, 2020 1:42 AM

A pretty squirrel is like a melody

My Squirrel

Squirrel you know it's true oo oo oo I love you

The squirrel is mine

You know I wish that I was Jessie 's squirrel

Holla back squirrel

by Anonymousreply 74May 11, 2020 1:46 AM

I Could've Been Your Squirrel

Squirrel Don't Come

This Squirrel's In Love With You

by Anonymousreply 75May 11, 2020 1:51 AM

Ask Any Squirrel

Squirrels in their Summer Clothes

Sunday Squirrel

by Anonymousreply 76May 11, 2020 1:54 AM

Ask and ye shall receive, OP.

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by Anonymousreply 77May 11, 2020 2:03 AM

U Got The Squirrel

When Squirrels Cry

Baby I'm A Squirrel

If I Was Your Squirrelfriend

by Anonymousreply 78May 11, 2020 2:07 AM

You know she used to be my squirrel

The ideal squirrel

by Anonymousreply 79May 11, 2020 2:08 AM

Brown-eyed Squirrel

by Anonymousreply 80May 11, 2020 2:43 AM

Sank ‘eaven for leetle squirrels!

by Anonymousreply 81May 11, 2020 4:45 AM

Squirrelfriend In a Coma

by Anonymousreply 82May 11, 2020 4:47 AM

Squirrel from Ipanema Goes to Greenland

52 Squirrels

by Anonymousreply 83May 11, 2020 6:43 AM

'I'm not a squirrel, not yet a woman'

by Anonymousreply 84May 11, 2020 7:32 AM

Little Richard sings "The Squirrel Can't Help It."

by Anonymousreply 85May 11, 2020 8:05 AM

I'm on the

Top of the Squirrel

lookin down on creation

by Anonymousreply 86May 11, 2020 2:53 PM

Squirrelfriend

Why don't you be my squirrelfriend?

I'll treat you good (I'll treat you good squirrel)

I know you hear your friends when they say you should

'Cause if you were my squirrelfriend...

by Anonymousreply 87May 11, 2020 3:45 PM

I want a squirrel, just like the squirrel, that married dead old Dad...

by Anonymousreply 88May 12, 2020 4:46 AM

I like replacing “baby” with “chocha” (don’t say nothing bad about my chocha...) and a Jewish friend of mine was partial to replacing “ “you” with “Jews” (nothing compares to Jews...)

But I guess I’ll get my own thread 🧵

by Anonymousreply 89May 12, 2020 4:51 AM

Look at that stupid squirrel

by Anonymousreply 90May 12, 2020 5:36 AM

I was dreaming like a Texan squirrel

A squirrel who thinks she's got the right to everything.

A squirrel who thinks she should have something extreme.

by Anonymousreply 91May 12, 2020 6:13 AM
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